Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 627: :Gone are the days of natural stumbling and falling on the ground!
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When Gintoki, Kagura, Shinpachi, and Shinsengumi, who were entrusted by Mr. Matsudaira, killed all the Narakus who came to destroy Shinsengumi, it was already dusk.
Although most of the team members were exhausted, under the order of Matsudaira, everyone rushed to the direction of Edo Castle without stopping.
On the road...
After hearing Mr. Matsudaira's explanation, Kondo showed disbelief: "What?! You said that all the incidents this time were done by Mr. Dingding alone?! Why?! He is not the general. His uncle? Wasn't he the one who silently helped the general resist other factions behind his back?"
The small eyes under Matsudaira's sunglasses stared straight at the gate of Edo Castle not far ahead, and the small eyes were full of determination.
"It's probably because I saw the marionette in my hand has its own thoughts and movements, so I can't help but want to stand in front of the stage..."
"Really," Shi Shi frowned, curling the corners of his mouth, "so this time we were almost wiped out by our own people. It's a really unpleasant result."
"It's not just us..." Matsudaira shook his head slowly, "There are also the Jianhui group who were brought into the city and... the key members of the Ichibashi faction, Ding Dinggong is going to completely destroy the one bridge faction this time. Clean it up, and of course... now it's Mau Mau Pie."
"We belong to..." Fourteen raised his eyes and glanced at Matsudaira lightly.
"Of course it's the uncle of the nightclub!" Song Pinggong pointed his thumb at himself and said with a sigh, "Really, he broke in when others were having fun with the wine girls in the store. , it's really not polite at all."
"Uncle, if you were really assassinated today, it would definitely be written in your textbooks in the future." Shi Shi twitched his eyes and muttered silently, "It must be good to be assassinated while having fun in a bar. The negative teaching material."
Sogou, who was arguing with Kagura, suddenly thought of something and turned around and suggested, "Uncle, if the boss and the others have entrusted gold or something, use the head of the earthwork instead. I think it's quite appropriate."
Fourteen instantly exploded, with white eyes bursting with blue veins and shouting angrily: "What did you say? Do you want to be slaughtered by me now?! Always realize!"
"I don't want that kind of dirty head." Yin Shi stared at the dead fish's eyes, and his little finger casually flicked the dirt he had just dug aside, "When the work is over, be honest. Spit out the commission money on the spot."
"Whose head are you saying is a dirty head?!" Shi Shi said with a burst of blue veins, "your natural curly head is a dirty head! It looks dirty! People don't want to touch it!"
"Don't underestimate Gin-chan's head!" Kagura complained, and at the same time wiped the snot on Gin-shi's hair naturally, "Gin-chan's head is not dirty at all! It will wash!"
"It's not convincing at all!" Shi Shi pointed at Yin Shi's head and argued angrily, "By the way, you just wiped your snot over there! No matter who sees it, it will feel disgusting!"
"What?!" Yin Shi was startled for a moment, raised his fist and slammed it on Kagura's head, "Don't smear that kind of thing on my head!"
"Stop arguing!" Matsudaira's voice was full of anger, and then he looked at Edo Castle not far in front of him again, gritted his teeth and whispered bitterly, "That bastard... I almost cut down my favorite A Yin, even if it is the uncle of the general, I will never forgive him!"
"Uncle, isn't it wrong that you hate Duke Dingding?" Kondo twitched the corner of his mouth and complained, "Also, is it really good for us to be so slow? Isn't the general in danger? Shouldn't it be better? Hurry up?"
"Over there..." Song Pinggong lowered his eyes and glanced at Kagura, who was choking with Sogou for some reason, "You shouldn't worry about it."
"Hey? What are you talking about? Uncle!" Kondo immediately became anxious, "Our true selection team has encountered so many secret guards and countless crows, the General's side. It must be more dangerous! You should hurry up and get there!"
"Don't worry, there won't be any fights over there," Yin Shi curled his lips and said casually, "That idiot isn't the type who would leave happy fights to others."
"That person?" Kondo wondered.
……
Looking at the gate of Edo Castle with no one to guard it and the gate closed, except for Gintoki's still casual look, all the others felt a bad premonition in their hearts.
For some reason, everyone has a feeling that this city, which is as silent as death, has now become a realm that is absolutely untouchable by humans, and has become a true hell.
Everyone thinks that when they open the door, they will see a scene they will never forget.
The dead fish eyes of Yin Shi lightly glanced at the dazed people on the side, and then took the first step forward and reached out to push the unguarded door open.
But at this critical moment, the sound of footsteps coming closer and closer came from the door. In an instant, everyone swallowed a mouthful of saliva and clenched the weapons in their hands.
Da, da, da,
Listening to the sound of footsteps, everyone has determined that there is only one person, but this person's unhurried, very regular footsteps bring a sense of oppression to people, in a sense, is better than thousands of troops .
Except for the trio of Wanshiwu and the old man Liuzhuan Maizo on the side, all of them were ready, clenching the weapons in their hands, posing, and they did not dare to come out and focus their attention completely on the person in front of them. On the door and on the footsteps heard.
Squeak-yah-
At the same time as the footsteps stopped, the door was slowly opened. At this moment, everyone's heart was in their throats.
Especially the smell of blood pouring out from the door just after it opened a crack.
"Ah?" Jiang Cheng looked at the nervous members of the Shinsengumi group in front of him, and the three Yinshi beside him, wondering, "Why are you here?"
In an instant, everyone breathed a sigh of relief.
"Yoshihara's... boss?" Yamazaki murmured, "Hey? How could Yoshihara's boss be in Edo Castle?"
"I'm just..." Before he could finish speaking, Jiang Cheng suddenly noticed Wuzang Wuzang beside him, and then said helplessly, "Old man, there must be a limit for underestimating people, hurry up and pay it back. Your debt, here...there is nothing to bind you."
In an instant, Liuzhuan Wuzang, who thought of something, was startled and looked at Jiang Cheng with wide eyes in disbelief: "You...you mean..."
"Anyway, hurry up, if you re-enter the city now, it may not be so easy to get out," Jiang Cheng continued casually, "After all, the gang of smugglers in there claim to be Careful eyes with corns."
"You mean that your Excellency Sasaki also..."
Before he finished speaking, he was interrupted by Sasaki, who came behind Jiang Cheng and walked at the front of the group.
"That's great, I almost won't be able to make a difference." Sasaki looked at the six-turn Maizo standing in front of Jiang Cheng and said, "If you are let out, we will also be held accountable, but look It looks like you haven't stepped out of the city, if that's the case..."
"No, I have already stepped out." Jiang Cheng turned his face sideways and glanced at Sasaki lightly, "This person has been clearly sent out. Please handle the question of accountability yourself..."
Hearing the sound, Nobuo, who was standing beside Sasaki, instantly rushed towards Jiang Cheng with her sword in her hands.
But...
Crack!
Looking at the letter girl who was smashed to the ground with her feet stretched out, Jiang Cheng narrowed his eyes and showed a smile: "Actually, since I saw you..."
"I see," Sasaki interrupted Jiang Cheng instantly, "Did it fall in love at first sight when we first met? If so, I will go to Yoshihara on behalf of Nobuo to file a marriage request. Do you think the time is right tomorrow? If If not, we can exchange email addresses and we can make another appointment later."
Without waiting for Jiang Cheng to answer, Kagura on the side took out his communicator and started to contact his mother: "Moses Moses, Mommy! My uncle is getting married soon! Ah! It hurts!"
"Don't say those superfluous words!" Jiang Cheng knocked Kagura's head angrily, then stretched out his hand to take the communicator and put it in his ear and replied with a very well-behaved expression, "Nothing, Sister, there is absolutely no marriage or anything. What Kagura said is nothing. Hey, hey, I know, I will tell you when I get a girlfriend, goodbye~”
After hanging up the communicator, Jiang Cheng wiped the sweat from his forehead and exhaled, but then he discovered something - that was the incredible expression on the side of everyone.
However, Jiang Cheng didn't care, he turned his head and glanced at the letter girl who just got up and smashed her nose, smiled and said, "I don't know why, I think your face is special. It is suitable for adding the attributes of flat ground. Do you think so?"
"Boss, the natural stupidity of falling on the ground is out of fashion in this day and age." Zongwu spread his hands and shrugged, "That's an outdated template that Xiao Ling used many, many years ago. "
"Shut up for me!" Jiang Cheng shouted, and then smiled again, "But I think this letter... or something is really suitable for falling on the ground..."
Speaking, Jiang Cheng tilted his head and once again avoided the long knife that the letter girl stabbed straight at.
Crack!
Here, the letter girl fell to the ground with her arms outstretched.
Seeing the letter girl lying on the ground, Zongwu pinched his chin and murmured: "It seems to be a bit suitable, boss. But it's too early to draw conclusions, it's better to watch this woman fall flat. From various angles, we can make a final judgment.”
"It's too old, Aru!" Kagura folded his hands and said disdainfully, "This type of flat-earth and natural sluggishness has long been unpopular, Aru! Nothing at all makes people feel novel. I feel it!"
"This idiot has no eyes for women since he was a child," Ginto whispered in Kagura's ear, "Do you know what type he liked before? It's a very old-fashioned love comic girl. Type. Do you know? He had such a dream in the past..."
"Hey, where are you talking to Kagura secretly?" Jiang Cheng reminded blankly, and at the same time tilted his head again to avoid the stab of the letter girl who got up again.
Crack!
Looking at the letter girl who fell on the ground, Zongwu said solemnly: "Well, the expression is still a little wrong. When you fall on the ground, you must match the expression with the feeling of "Yah~" and continue. Come on. "
This time, the letter girl got up and didn't stab at Jiang Cheng, but took a few steps back slowly and thought to herself: [It's so fast, I can't catch his movements at all. Not only are the feet protruding from the dead end, but also move so fast...]
Before thinking about it, the letter girl suddenly stepped on a stone, and one of her feet fell unsteadily behind her.
Crack!
"That's it!" Zongwu praised, "The expression just now roughly matches! I didn't expect you to be unexpectedly talented!"
The letter girl, who slowly got up, stared straight at Jiang Cheng, [Two stones, one was thrown under my feet, and the other hit my knee. When exactly is...]
"Pfft haha..." Kagura suddenly snickered at this moment, covering his mouth and raising his eyebrows, looking at Jiang Cheng with a teasing face, "I didn't expect my uncle to be a transfer student on the first day of school. The dream of running and knocking down a girl in the hallway, puff ha ha ha..."
"The pocket money will be halved next month." Jiang Chengcheng just said this indifferently.
"Ah! Cunning!" Kagura instantly became unhappy.
"Alright, time to go back."
Speaking, Jiang Cheng stretched out and stepped out of the gate of Edo Castle, then reached out and knocked on Kagura's little head.
"You go back to me too."
"Hey——" Kagura rubbed his head and raised his head to complain, "Why should I go back together? I still want to play with Cheng Ye-chan, Aru..."
At this time, suddenly noticing the disappearing six-turn Maizo who was standing aside at this time, Sasaki said lightly: "Yahahahahie, the escaped mouse still didn't exist in the end. If I can get it back, I might really be deducted from my salary now.”
"What did you say?" Jiang Cheng dragged Kagura with one hand and waved the other casually, and replied without turning his head, "Didn't you already do a great job of protecting the general? On the beach It's normal to miss a little bit of sand when you pick up a jade nugget. Don't make such a fuss, beware of pornographic elements. Of course, if you want to hold both the jade nugget and the sand in your hand, then I can only trouble you to change to a smaller jade nugget..."
"Sorry, I don't have the habit of handing over the jade that I have in my hands." Sasaki replied, "And...the elite."
Jiang Cheng didn't answer, but slowly started to walk forward, but at this moment, Yin Shi suddenly asked.
"What exactly are you here for?"
"I'm just asking for an old debt for the wandering girl who is in arrears." Jiang Cheng replied casually, then started again and left slowly.
Looking at the back of Jiang Cheng who was leaving, Yin Shi was thoughtful.
"I almost forgot, I'm still on a mission to protect Edo Castle," Sasaki seemed to suddenly think of something, "It's time to close the door, but don't let suspicious people come in this time."
"Sasaki..."
Matsuhei was interrupted by Sasaki before he finished speaking~IndoMTL.com~Matsuhei-kun, the task of guarding Edo Castle should have nothing to do with the Shinsengumi. Please don't embarrass me, after all, our mission is to clean up all suspicious people who try to enter Edo Castle. "
In an instant, Fourteen became unhappy, but before Fourteen could make a move, he was stopped by Kondo beside him.
"Sasaki, is everything in the city over?" Matsudaira raised his eyes and asked Sasaki.
"The assassins were all bitten to pieces because they provoked a passing beast. The culprit behind the assassins... has also been captured and put in the prison in the city."
"Did you take advantage of that idiot?" Gintoki glanced at Sasaki.
"It's hard to say, because in the end...I haven't found out who won. Everyone seems to have lost." Sasaki replied.