Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 630: :Occasionally I get up early and feel 10 full of energy, but it only lasts until I enter…

"...if I learned this in the universe..."

Immediately afterwards, O Miichi's bandaged, gloved right hand picked up the lightsaber that he took out from somewhere and pressed the switch.

"If the lightsaber flow can be used, just order it! Ahahaha..."

Looking at the laser beam humming twice from the hilt, Jiang Cheng and Kagura, who realized what was going on, hid behind Gintoki at the same time.

Looking at Miichi Oo who was laughing and wielding a lightsaber on his head, Gintoki turned to look at Jiang Cheng and Kagura who were holding his head to keep him from falling down, cursing, "Hey! What are you two doing?! People will die!"

"Now I'm ready to try it!" Omi shouted.

The tip of the hair on the top of his head was cut off, but Yin Shi, who was unable to dodge, was held firmly by the two behind him and shouted: "Hey! It's very dangerous! Stop it! Stop it!"

At this time, Omi stood up, raised the lightsaber in her hand, and said with a face of excitement: "Let's work together, we must revive the old man's dojo!"

Saying that, Omi stomped her right foot on the table, clenched her left hand tightly, and continued energetically: "Then, let Hengdo Hall become the number one dojo in the universe! Hey! Hey! Huo—— !!”

Looking at the dazzling blue beam of light that pierced the roof and caused the tiles to fall when the lightsaber switch was pressed, Gintoki groaned with a blank expression.

"What about the revival?"

…

It's afternoon.

On a small bridge in the streets of Edo.

Jiang Cheng, who was forced by Ah Miao to cosplay the Jedi Knight, stood on the bridge with a light saber and acted as a model.

Behind him, Gintoki and Kagura, who were also forced to put on the same hooded coat, held up the chess pieces written on their faces and stood in front of Amy and Shinpachi, who were shouting to the roadside. Haw behind.

As for Obi-Wan... ah, no, it was Miichi Obi who was standing in front of the two with his arms folded, grinning his lips and pulling a hearty smile full of energy.

A Miao is still shouting to passersby: "Come on, don't miss it when you pass by~ We are a new school in Edo-"

"Heaven's heartless lightsaber flow—" Shin Baha took over, his expression full of energy.

"Next is the era of lasers." A Miao took over again.

"If you have a laser, you can do anything, and you can get rid of the freckles and moles on your face that people care about today! It will make the hearts of the girls you care about rejoice! Let's go laser together!"

Looking at the two people who were full of energy as if they were performing cross talk, Yin Shi, who was expressionless throughout the whole process, finally couldn't help but silently asked a question.

"No, why do we even have to laser together?"

Omi, who completely ignored Gintoki's words, turned her head around and said, "It's really a headache, Gintoki-sama, no one's approaching at all."

"Huh? Why did you tell me?" Yin Shi was stunned, with a look of confusion on his face.

Omi turned around, raised her right index finger and suggested to herself, "How about it? Let's use a laser to practice here for them, shall we?"

Yin Shi refused without thinking: "No, I have never used a lightsaber, and I don't want to."

"What are you talking about? You are the man who will support the lightsaber flow in the future."

"Huh?"

"Don't pretend to be stupid, you are A Miao's, right?" Saying that, Omiichi stretched out the little finger of her right hand.

Looking at the blue laser beam that came out of Oomi's little finger with a buzzing sound, Yin Shi instantly complained: "What does that mean? I've never seen such a metaphor before, okay? It's said that this person shot out of his finger. Laser!"

Omi approached Gintoki with a mocking expression on her face, and whispered, "You're really slow. To put it bluntly, you just shot the laser between Amy's legs..."

Before she could finish her words, Omi's expression instantly froze when her thigh was pierced by the lightsaber in A Miao's hand. After a pause for two seconds, she fell straight ahead.

"Please shut up, Big Brother Oomi," A Miao reminded lightly, the blue veins on her face were still beating, "There's no such thing at all."

Omi turned around and praised A Miao, "As expected of A Miao, she is already proficient in lightsaber flow!"

"That's not a lightsaber flow, it's a light O flow!" Yin Shi shouted loudly.

"Really," Xin Ba Hao said helplessly at this time, "It's the one who is slow, Ah Yi-ge, even if it's my sister, it's okay to be said by the first love..."

Om - hoo!

Before he finished speaking, Xin Baji, who had a lightsaber in A Miao's hands in his crotch, fell straight ahead.

"Yah—!" Xin Baji screamed.

"Huh? He said his first love just now?" Yin Shi caught a certain keyword with a black line in the corner of his eye, and the corner of his mouth couldn't help twitching, "Did he just say his first love?"

"Real or not?" Kagura whispered, "Which type do you like, Aru?"

A Miao, who was squatting on the ground, grabbed Xin Baji's collar and shouted, "Don't say unnecessary words! Do you want to be slaughtered by me?!"

At this moment, Jiang Cheng, who was leading a group of chattering Yingying and Yanyan, asked A Miao, "A Miao, is this all right? I will go back if I can."

Looking at the girls who were surrounding Jiang Cheng, Kagura praised: "Ah! As expected of my uncle Alu! We have recruited so many apprentices in such a short period of time!"

"Everyone, be quiet." Jiang Cheng turned to the young ladies who were looking at him with loving eyes and almost adoring him and shouted with squinting eyes and a smile, "Please sign up and come one by one. , everyone has a chance."

"I'm the first! I want to be the first to be penetrated by your lightsaber!" A young lady raised her hand excitedly and shouted.

"Get out of the way! I'm the first!"

"Go away! I'm the first!"

Looking at the group of Yingying and Yanyan who were tearing apart in front of him, Jiang Cheng scratched his head and smiled awkwardly.

"Yeah, I'm really distressed..."

hum -- snort --

Jiang Cheng, who had three lightsabers inserted between his thighs, fell straight forward while maintaining his original posture.

"Yeah! Killed!" ×n

A group of young ladies exclaimed and dispersed within two seconds, disappearing without a trace.

Jiang Cheng slowly turned his head mechanically and asked with a wry smile, "That... did I do something wrong?"

"No, but it makes people angry." A Miao and Yin Shi replied blankly at the same time.

"Uncle, are you okay Aru?" Kagura crouched down and asked.

"This is not a question that should be asked by the person who has stabbed the most deeply." Jiang Cheng replied silently.

At this moment, with the sound of two different footsteps that stopped in front of Jiang Cheng and others at the same time, the voices of Kondo and Kubei sounded at the same time.

"That... I'm sorry, we want to..." Said, the two raised their heads at the same time, revealing a face that was also beginning to break down rationally, "Join the lightsaber flow!"

"The troublesome person has appeared!!" Ginshi exclaimed.

"Since it's so powerful, I really want to experience it myself, right?" Kondo said casually with his index finger out of his nostrils, but his eyes stared straight at Omiichi, who was still lying on the ground. "That..."

"What's it called?" Kubei, who had the same expression on the verge of losing his mind, said, "That... light... light **** flow, right? Kondo-kun."

"No, no, it's wrong, it's the sandy beach stream, right? Kubei-kun."

"Hey! I've never seen you two like this before!" Yin Shi frantically complained, "The stalkers actually joined forces in front of their first love!"

Kondo and Kubei, who had lost their minds, paid no attention to Gintoki's words, and walked towards Omiichi with murderous eyes.

Kondo grinned a little stiffly: "But before we apprentice, let's see if you're really that good."

"That's right, let's discuss it with us first." Kubei, who had the same expression as Kondo, continued.

O Miichi, who didn't hear the words of the two, looked at the two in front of them holding their right hands and responded excitedly: "Okay! I can't ask for it! I'm really looking forward to it, I haven't played against a samurai for many years. Well! Ten years ago, I met a guy who went from the earth to the universe, but he was not a samurai, so I was really disappointed at that time! Hahaha..."

Before Omiichi finished speaking, Kondo and Kubei showed their weapons at the same time and aimed at Omiichi.

By the way, Kondo's weapon is a large-caliber rocket launcher, and Kubei's weapon is a cannon.

"This isn't a samurai at all, is it?!" Ginto groaned loudly.

"Go to hell!!" The two shouted at the same time.

"Speak the truth!!"

Boom! ! boom! !

The two shells hit Miichi Oo, who was standing in front of the wooden bridge fence.

Looking at the billowing black smoke from the explosion in front of them, Kondo and Kubei didn't have time to feel the pleasure when they suddenly found a figure looming in the black smoke that was slowly dissipating in front of them.

After the smoke cleared, Kondo and Kubei were able to see clearly, and Omiichi, who was unscathed except that her clothes and face had become dirty, was holding her right hand, grinning with a hearty grin.

"That's not good, you two." Omi said with a grin, "Shooting that kind of thing in such a place would really kill people."

Saying that, Omiichi tore off the tattered glove on her right hand, and continued as if she was asking herself a question.

"Huh? Me? I'm fine!"

Omi bent her legs slightly and clenched her right hand tightly. The dazzling blue light converged on her right fist, then she straightened up and raised her right fist high.

The dazzling blue light shot straight from his fist to the sky, converging into a blue lightsaber that was several meters wide and ten meters long!

"After all, half of me...is not human anymore."

Looking at Omiichi's robotic arm that was exposed after the bandage was untied, everyone present half-opened their mouths, twitching the corners of their mouths with black lines on their faces and expressionless faces.

At this moment, Omi slashed down the giant lightsaber formed by gathering her right hand towards the wooden bridge.

Boom! ! !

…

Outside the earth, a spacecraft that looks like a laser gun is slowly heading towards the earth.

"Canofi, Canofi, please answer, please answer!"

A certain green-skinned dwarf celestial being in the main cockpit of the spaceship kept shouting into the intercom, but never got an answer.

"No, no response, did you act alone again? What a troublesome guy~"

"Let him go," another celestial being of the same race replied casually, looking at the blue earth outside the window, "I remember that planet is his hometown, so let him say goodbye. Hehehe..."

…

Earth, Edo.

A welcome party for new students is being held in the Hengdao Hall at night.

O Miichi, A Miao, Shin Baja, Gintoki, Kagura, Kondo, Kubei, Harita, who had just left the private school, and Jiang Chengzheng, who was forcibly "retained" by A Miao, were "huan" in one class.

"Oh! It turned out to be a lightsaber flow?!" Harita was surprised, "That's great! I can show it off to my classmates tomorrow! It's super cool! Thank you, Jiang Cheng! I don't hate that you sent me here for hundreds of chapters and ignored it! When I go back, I will throw away the little straw man with your name written under my pillow!"

"Hey, wait," Jiang Cheng looked at Qingta with a blank expression, "what's the matter with the little straw man with my name written on it? Are you hiding something like that? You didn't say it yourself. Do you want to practice swordsmanship?"

"Ahaha, at such a young age, he is the senior brother of our unintentional lightsaber flow in heaven." Omi touched Qingta's messy head, "I will work harder in the future! Qingzi!"

"Who is Qingzi?" Jiang Cheng, who was sitting beside Omi, complained~IndoMTL.com~ Why did I get detained too? I never said I wanted to be a student! "

"Your Excellency Jiang Cheng, I've heard about it," Omi shook her head and sighed softly, "You have silently supported this dojo from the very beginning, not only entrusting the younger generation here with confidence, Thank you so much for taking care of Xinzai!"

"I already felt this gratitude, so I went back." Jiang Cheng wanted to get up.

But before Jiang Cheng could get up, Omiichi wrapped his arms around Jiang Cheng's neck very familiarly, raised his eyebrows and said in a low voice, "Don't worry, your purpose is mine. It will be kept secret for you, but it must be a fair competition. After all, there is only one Amy."

"Please don't say such scary words, okay?" Jiang Cheng replied casually, then raised an index finger and smiled and continued, "Actually, I'm a giant, poor... no, rubbing clothes. I don't like it at all."

As soon as he finished speaking, Jiang Cheng was smashed into the floor by A Miao who walked behind him at some point.

"Hahaha, Your Excellency Jiang Cheng, you are really good at joking," Omi raised her face and laughed a few times, then turned her head to look at A Miao, "Women can't just look at that kind of thing. The board also has the benefits of a washboard. For example, I don’t know why, seeing A Miao now, I always feel more cordial than Xinzai, because it’s almost the same as before…”

Before she finished speaking, O Miichi's head was also smashed into the floor by A Miao.

A Miaopi said with a smile, "What do you mean? Big brother Oomi? Does it mean that I haven't developed at all for so many years?"

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