Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 631: :Auxiliary wheel has to be removed before you pay attention, it’s like letting go but saying it back…

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"Anyway, I ended up recruiting a few students anyway."

Omi grinned and looked at Kondo, Kubei, and Kagura in front of her, then looked back and ate a piece of fish made by Amyu that gave off an ominous dark aura. Lying on the floor rolled her eyes and lost consciousness, Harita continued with a carefree voice.

"Welcome to our Heavenly Heartless Lightsaber Stream."

Speaking, Omiichi scratched the back of her head a little embarrassedly and then said, "Oh, I made you suffer just now, I'm really sorry Su. But I didn't expect you to be so powerful. I accidentally used it. Do your best."

Omi turned her face away and glanced at Gintoki and Jiang Cheng, who was in silent mourning after covering Harita with a white cloth.

"However, the strongest warriors who can pave the way for the genre have already arrived. From now on, let's develop the lightsaber genre into the best genre in the world! Right? Teacher Sakata? Teacher Jiang Cheng?"

"Ah, yes, coach Omiichi." Gintoki replied casually, flicking his pinky finger at the same time, and pouting the corner of his mouth, "I'm too lazy to continue complaining."

Jiang Cheng squinted Doudou's eyes and replied, "Well, I'm not a samurai, and I don't want to join this kind of dojo."

"Ahaha, Instructor Jiang Cheng really has a good sense of humor." Miichi Oo familiarly patted Jiang Cheng's back with his mechanical right hand, and laughed with his face up.

In an instant, blue veins jumped up on Jiang Cheng's forehead, and he replied without a smile:

"Did you really hear me? Can you stop talking to yourself like that, you're not a samurai anymore! I don't want to join a place like this at all!"

"OK OK!" Omi gave an OK gesture and squeezed her eyes, "In the future, Instructor Jiang Cheng will be responsible for the funny part! I understand! elements."

"I really killed you..."

Omi shouted energetically to Kondo and the others in front of her, "Anyway, let's toast to our new journey tonight!"

"Jiang Chengsang's words really have to be Chinese wine," Xin Ba Hao came over with a tray filled with wine at this time, "If brother Ah Yi, is beer ok?"

"No, I want soju with gasoline."

"Really," A Miao couldn't help covering her mouth and laughed, "You're joking again, Big Brother Omi."

"Ahahaha..."

At this time, Kondo, who had been silent for a long time, finally couldn't help but slowly raised his hand, and tentatively said with a dark line in the corner of his eyes: "That... I'm sorry, Omiichi, I have a question. I want to ask."

"What is it?"

"I have already deeply realized the power of lightsaber flow," Kondo continued with a reluctantly cautious expression, pulling the corners of his mouth, "It's just... well, even if we learn lightsaber flow, that... don't feel like we are. Can do that..."

"Don't worry," Omi reassured with a smile, "As long as you master the tricks, you can learn them very quickly. Right? Teacher Sakata, Teacher Jiang Cheng?"

Ginshi, who was obviously drunk, burped and replied casually: "Yes, yes, just like one day, after suddenly removing the auxiliary wheel of the bicycle, he naturally learned to ride. And that is a Makes sense."

"No, Coach Sakata," Kondo retorted excitedly in an instant, "I can't learn it! The auxiliary wheels are still spinning!"

"Speaking of which..." Kubei looked at O ​​Miichi's robotic right arm and analyzed slowly, "I don't think that's something that humans can do, right? Besides, that robotic arm, Your Excellency just said that he Half of them aren't human, right? What does that mean?"

“You really don’t understand Jiubingwei,” Jiang Cheng, who was drinking sips of wine, waved his hands and said with a sigh, “Now the little devils are like this, in order to pursue those boring people. The self-confessed fashionable thing just put a mechanical arm or something on it, just like that... that tattoo, right? Silver time."

Kondo complained again: "No! Those are two completely different things!"

"Yeah, hiccup~" Yin Shi replied casually, "I thought it would be cool with a robotic arm, but now I'm catching a bunch of them on the street. I secretly carried my parents to change my body. Two robotic arms or something, secretly carrying tattoos on their parents' backs, are very common."

"No! It's two completely different things!" Kondo frantically complained, "I've never seen anyone on the street who casually put a robotic arm on their body!"

"This kind of thing will naturally be understood when he becomes an adult. Now it's useless to say more, just give up." Jiang Cheng waved his hand and said indifferently.

"Why is the teacher Omiichi the same as bad!"

"Ahahaha... What an interesting group of people." Saying that, Omi looked down at her right hand, "But I'm sorry Su, I'm not bad. But what this young lady just said was suspicious of me. Does this right hand have a switch? It's just a prosthesis that was lost after an accident."

Seeing the skepticism on Jiubingwei's face, Yinshi folded his hands and nodded, and said to himself: "This is not good, Jiubingei, do you want to be rude because you don't want to admit defeat? Admit your own. Weakness is also a strength!"

Speaking, Gintoki stretched out his hand and pointed at Kubei, "Go and copy the word [stud horse] a hundred times before tomorrow——!"

Kubei Guard replied, "Then ask Coach Sakata to copy [idiot] a hundred times before tomorrow."

“How do you write the Chinese characters for [idiot]?”

"Here." Jiang Cheng put the mirror in front of Yin Shi, "The one inside is an idiot."

"Huh? That's how it feels to be an idiot?" Yin Shi stared at himself in the mirror, "I feel a little disgusting, a drunk and natural curly uncle who has no motivation at all..."

"That's how Aru writes Chinese characters." Kagura promptly held up the white paper with the two Chinese characters [Silver Time] written on it.

At this time, Omi stood up and said to the crowd at the same time: "If you still doubt, let you take a look. I said that I am not a human being and it doesn't mean anything special."

Speaking, Omi took off her coat.

"I wandered in the Milky Way for many years, and half of them are no longer from Earth. But the spirit of the other half of Edo people has never been forgotten."

After opening her shirt, Omi showed off her mechanical right half.

"How?!"

Looking at Omiichi's silver metallic mechanical body on the right half of her body, Kondo frantically complained in her heart: [It's half an Edo man, it's better to say half a robot! ]

"Isn't that so?" Omi shook her right hand and continued, "The laser is not fired from the right hand, but from the right half of the mechanical body."

"Ah, how big you are!!" Kondo finally couldn't help but complain.

"What's going on!" Xin Ba Hao's eyes widened with disbelief on his face, and he shouted in horror, "How did your body become like this? Brother Ah Yi!"

A Miao also showed a shocked expression on her face, her pupils trembled slightly, and she murmured in her mouth: "Oi... Big brother Oomi..."

"What? Didn't you realize I was a robot?" Omi asked suspiciously, then grinned again, "What a careless guy, right? Coach Sakata? Coach Jiang Cheng?"

"Huh? What?" Yin Shi, who was busy repeating the two Chinese characters [Yin Shi] on the paper, replied without looking up, "Have a hamburger tomorrow? Really?"

"It's a robot! You're too leisurely!" Kondo groaned while pulling his neck.

"Isn't this kind of thing common?" Jiang Cheng waved his hands and said disapprovingly, "Aren't you all making a fuss?"

"You are always tall!!" Kondo complained again.

"How can a man who has been separated for many years have not changed at all?" Jiang Cheng shook his head and sighed, "Even if you can't see it from the outside, the inside may be very different from before."

"That's two different things you said!" Kondo complained again.

"Robot? Ah Yi Ge, you..."

"Ah," Omi explained to Shinbahaw and Amyu, "Actually, when I was involved in the accident, my right half was fatally injured. I'm really ashamed to say that, I've already died once. "

"Ha? Ha-?!!" Shinbaha was incoherent in surprise, "Die...died once, that means..."

"But fortunately, the resuscitation technology developed on that planet transformed half of my body into a machine, so I came back to life."

Speaking, Omiichi clenched her right fist again, "Becoming the number one swordsman in the galaxy, for this once-lost dream, I came back from **** again... come back... back... back..."

Before she finished speaking, O Miichi's red right eye, which had a different pupil color from her left eye, lost its light, and then she rolled her eyes and fell to the ground.

"Hey! Just climbed out of the gate of **** and fell back into hell, Aru!"

"Aichi-ge!" Shinhachi squatted down to check on Miichi Kiao's condition, and shouted anxiously, "Come on! What the **** is going on?"

At this time, A Miao suddenly remembered what Miichi Oo said just now [I want shochu and gasoline].

"Oops, I thought it was just a joke..." After saying that, A Miao turned around hastily, "I'm going to buy gasoline! New sauce, carry eldest brother into the bedroom!"

……

Late night.

After checking Omiichi's body, the old man Yuanwai covered her with a quilt and sighed softly.

Looking at the old man Yuanwai who had his back turned to him, Xinba asked aloud, "Mr. Yuanwai~IndoMTL.com~ How is the situation?"

"Unfortunately, it's not that the gasoline ran out," said the old man, Yuanwai turned around and opened his right hand, revealing the dark substance that was still emitting an unpleasant dark aura and asked, " Who let him eat this highly poisonous food. This is not a substance that exists on earth. As far as I know, such a substance should have never been found in the universe..."

At this time, Kagura, who secretly watched the situation in the room through the crack of the door, said aloud: "Ah, that is the head of the eldest sister..."

Without waiting for Kagura to finish speaking, A Miao instantly retreated to the door and slammed the door to death, and then said with a haha: "It must have been picked up and eaten anywhere in the universe, really , Omi eldest brother is too disrespectful."

"Forget it," said that, the old man Yuanwai stood up and looked at Omiichi who was sleeping in the bedding in front of him and continued, "Anyway, I should have him spit out the foreign object. Give him a drink. Just some soju and gasoline. This guy can't eat anything but that."

After all, the old man Yuanwai turned around and opened the sliding door and was about to leave, but before he could step out, he was called to stop by Xin Baji...