Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 632: :The more you want to cry, the more you have to laugh!

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"That...that, Mr. Yuanwai!" As if he had made up his mind, Xin Bazhu turned to the old man Yuanwai and said, "Brother Ah, sure enough..."

Hearing the sound, the old man Yuanwai was silent for two seconds before slowly opening his mouth: "The human heart has stopped working, and all bodily functions are supported by the right half of the body. That is to say, we are now relying on machinery to survive. status."

After saying that, the old man Yuanwai stepped out of the door and closed the sliding door gently.

In the room, A Miao, who was kneeling in front of the quilt, and Xin Ba Ha, who was standing beside her, kept their original movements. The eyes of the two showed the same sadness, and they remained silent for a long time.

"I thought he finally came back..." Xin Baha lowered his head and said softly, "It's so cruel, you can't live without relying on machinery... This kind of thing is really... "

At this time, A Miao interrupted Xin Ba Hao's words without looking back: "Xin Jiang, no matter what he turns into, big brother is still big brother, and he can't see such an expression, right? Have you forgotten? The promise with big brother..."

——Memories exclusive dividing line——

"How many times have I said it?"

In the yard, A Miao (when she was a child), who was carrying a bamboo sword for practice, looked at Xin Baha (when she was a child), who was a little shorter than herself, holding a bamboo sword and bowing her head, and complained, with a slightly serious tone.

"Whether it's swinging a sword or doing other things, didn't I say that the posture must be correct? I think that there is an axis in my body, and the body must make a circular motion around that axis!"

Looking at the serious expression on A Miao's face, Xin Baha sobbed twice, then raised her face and let out a loud cry.

"I don't understand! Sister, because there is no axis in my body!"

Looking at her younger brother who was still crying in front of her, A Miao frowned and complained, "Really, didn't you say you can't cry? Are you still the son of a samurai? Xinjiang."

"But..." Shin Baha said with a weeping voice.

"No but! No Masamune!" A Miao interrupted Shin Baha's words instantly.

At this time, the apprentice who was practicing sword swinging in the house was attracted by the noisy siblings in the courtyard.

"Ahahaha, it's arguing again, brats."

But at this moment, a serious reprimand suddenly came from the yard.

"Hey! Where are you doing?!"

After seeing the middle-aged man walking towards Sister A Miao, the two apprentices who were slacking off exclaimed that it was not good and quickly turned around and swung their swords attentively.

In the yard, after hearing the voice of the middle-aged man, A Miao turned around and said to the middle-aged man, Shimura Jian: "Father, father, please say a few words to him, Xinjiang knows how to cry, but always He was crying non-stop. Everyone laughed at him for being too loud, shameful."

Boom! Boom!

Ken Shimura, who hit each of the siblings with his fists, reprimanded: "You two are very noisy!"

……

At dusk, A Miao, who was sitting on the wooden steps under the eaves in front of the door, was still sobbing non-stop, while Xin Ba Ha, who was beside her, was sobbing non-stop while hugging her knees and burying her head.

But at this moment, a young man's laughter suddenly came from behind the two.

"Ahahahahaha!!"

Hearing the sound, A Miao and Xin Baji turned their heads and looked over.

The owner of the laughter——Omiichi when she was young walked towards the pair of sisters and younger brother with a bamboo sword for practice,

At the same time, he opened his mouth and said: "It's really a pair of sisters and brothers who love to cry, what? Do you get paid when you cry? Then I'll pay you wages too, laugh!"

"Uh..."

"Brother Ah Yi..."

Omi put down the bamboo sword in her hand and walked behind the two of them slowly. She slowly crouched down and put her hands on their shoulders.

"Listen to you two, so-called tears are a kind of convenience that can wash away pain and sadness. But one day, when you grow up, you will know, There is great sadness in life that cannot be washed away by tears, and there is also heavy pain that cannot be shed by tears.”

Speaking, Omi raised her face and looked up at the sky, her eyes firm.

"So! Really strong people laugh the more they want to cry, bear all the pain and sorrow, and walk with them with a smile even so! Cry now if you want to cry, but always One day both of you will become such powerful warriors."

"That's it..." A Miao suddenly thought of something and said, "That's why Big Brother is always smiling."

"I... I also want to be as strong as Aichi-ge!" Shin Baha said, clenching his fists.

"Soga!" Omi suggested with a smile, "Then don't practice kendo today, let's practice laughing together! Ahahahahaha!! Ahahahahaha!"

Seeing O Miichi's laughing appearance, A Miao was stunned for a moment, and then she practiced laughing with a grin.

Similarly, Shin Baha laughed.

"Wow ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

"Ahahahahahaha!"

"Speak louder! Amy!"

"So tender! New boy, be like me! Wooah—hiahiahiahiahiahia—!!"

At this time, Ken Shimura, who had come behind the three of them, raised the bamboo sword in his hand involuntarily.

"You three are so noisy!!"

Clap! Snapped! Snapped!

After Ken Shimura left, Miichi Omi and the Ami sisters each lay on the ground with a big bag on their heads and did not get up for a long time.

"No..." Omi struggled to raise her head, and with tears in her eyes, she reached out and touched the big bag on her head, "This pain will never be forgotten even if I cry."

Slowly got up, also because of the pain, the A Miao sister and brother, who had tears in the corners of their eyes, looked at Oomi in front of them and couldn't help laughing, leaving the pain behind.

One brings one, one infects one...

"Hahahahaha..."

——Memories end dividing line——

"...No matter what form it takes, we will meet Oomi eldest brother again." A Miao looked at Oomiichi, who was still asleep, with soft eyes, "I saw that smiling face again, It's just that..."

Speaking, A Miao turned around and looked at Xin Ba Ha, her eyes narrowed and a smile appeared on her face.

"Wouldn't that be enough?"

Seeing A Miao's slightly reluctant smile, Xin Ba Ha murmured softly.

"Sister..."

Outside the door, Jiang Cheng, who was sitting under the eaves, remained silent and no one spoke first.

It was Kondo and Kubei who got up first. As if they had made an appointment, they got up at the same time and walked slowly towards the gate at the same time.

Jiang Cheng, Gintoki and Kagura watched the two walk away slowly, and the two of them turned their heads almost at the same time on the way, showing whether they wanted to cry or not, and even a little bit of hopelessness.

Gintoki and Kagura didn't look at each other until they started again and disappeared.

"It's time for me to go back too."

When Jiang Cheng got up, he easily picked up Harita, who was still in a coma after eating some indigestible highly toxic substances.

Yin Shi raised his eyes and glanced at Jiang Cheng's casual back. His eyes, which had no motivation all year round, couldn't tell what he was thinking at all.

"Silver-chan?" Kagura called out in confusion.

Hearing the sound, Yin Shi glanced at Le and shrugged casually.

It's midnight...

Yoshihara, Jiang Cheng's room.

Jiang Cheng, who had just finished a game sitting cross-legged on the ground, chose to restart the game and said without turning his head, "I don't remember that you didn't come in through the main entrance, but from other places. It's the habit of sneaking into other people's homes, Ginshi."

I don't know when I was lying on the floor and looking at the silver of a photo book found in Jiang Cheng's room, I slowly sat up and put the photo book into it very naturally. his own chest.

"Is it... an acquaintance of you?" Gintoki asked casually, picking his nostrils.

"Who?" Jiang Cheng asked without looking back.

Yin Shi curled the corners of his mouth and said with a trace of displeasure: "No matter when you are, you are so annoying."

"The same is true for you, no matter when you are a natural curl."

Blue veins suddenly burst out on Yin Shi's face: "What does it mean to always have a natural curl? Does it mean that I hate it as much as a natural curl?"

"Yinshi..." Jiang Cheng turned his head and looked at Yinshi in disbelief, "You...today's [natural volume] turned out to be...even a little better!"

"Don't talk like a virus! You bastard!!" Gintoki clenched his fists, stood up and cursed with white eyes, "And what is [natural curling]?! What kind of evolution is it? Ah! No, evolution feels more like degeneration!"

"Ah, [natural curling] has degenerated a little bit again." Jiang Cheng covered his mouth with a look of surprise.

“Want to die?”

"Continue to work hard, Yinshi." Jiang Cheng encouraged, "If you continue at this speed, you may become a human again in the next life."

"It's been too long!!" Yin Shi scolded with his veins bursting.

"Ah~" Jiang Cheng stretched his waist as he stood up, "Goodbye, I'm no longer a human being."

When Yin Shi forcibly suppressed his anger, he glanced at Jiang Cheng again: "What is going on with that man? You should be clear, right?"

"I know your size..." Jiang Cheng squinted his eyes with contempt. "I'm not a mechanic. I don't even know you. I don't have any acquaintances who are half robots."

"No, don't you like robots the most?" Yin Shi replied casually, picking his nostrils, "so I wonder if you were pierced by the laser from the right half of the man's right body when you were in the universe. something."

"Ah! Found a wild natural scroll!" Jiang Cheng pointed out the window and exclaimed in mock surprise, and then took advantage of the moment when Yin Shi was stunned, and kicked it out of the window.

After doing all this, Jiang Cheng closed the window casually, ignoring Yin Shi who was planted head down on the street and still twitching from time to time.

……

In the morning of the next day, the Zhenxuan Institute was established.

For some reason, there are Shinsho teammates running around in panic.

Looking at Kondo, who was holding his knees and huddled under the quilt, Shishi, who was holding a cigarette, said indifferently, "Where have you been? To be honest, something big has happened now. If you are a little careless, the earth may It's over."

"Huh—is that so?" Kondo still curled up in the quilt and didn't move, "Isn't this good? Anyway, I'm finished, and my relationship is also finished, why don't we all get finished together? ."

"It feels like the consolation mode is on again." Zongwu squinted Doudou's eyes and glanced at Shishi aside, and said with some disgust, "I absolutely don't want to listen to him."

Fourteen bowed his head and sighed.

"I'm sorry, get down to business and get to work."

……

On the other side, the Yagyu family.

"Young Master—!" Dongcheng hurriedly ran to the door of Jiubingwei's house while shouting, and opened the door of Jiubingei's house, "I said where have you gone so far? Ah? Now something big is happening in Edo!"

But just after I finished speaking, looking at Jiubingwei, who was kneeling on the floor in white clothes and had a dagger for cutting his abdomen, Dongcheng's whole body felt bad in an instant.

"There's something big here too-!!"

"I feel disgusted with myself." Jiubingwei closed his eyes slowly, and then slowly opened his eyes, "I actually want to obliterate the existence that A Miao cherishes so much, and the thing that should be obliterated should be so filthy. I am dirty!!”

Looking at Kubei who picked up the dagger for incision, Dongcheng stepped forward without the slightest hesitation, came to Kubei's back and raised Kubei's arm.

"Calm down! Young Master!" Dongcheng stopped, "Watch TV! TV! It's all human beings who are about to be wiped out!"

"Don't touch me!!" Kubei threw the dagger, dragged Dongcheng, and smashed it on the wall beside him.

Boom! !

"Wow!" Dongcheng, who had smashed the entire wall, cried out in pain, "Ah, exposed..."

……

Yoshihara.

Jiang Cheng, who was awakened by the noise in the street, came to the window while wearing pajamas and yawning.

"What are you doing? It's so noisy in the morning... ah!"

Just after finishing speaking, Jiang Cheng, who was in the center of Kunai on his forehead, rolled his eyes and fell down behind him.

Yue Yongbai, who was directing evacuation downstairs, shouted angrily: "What time do you still have the heart to sleep!"

Jiang Cheng pulled off the Kuwu from his forehead and got up, went to the window again, looked at Miss Baihua who was guiding the girls to evacuate on the street, and asked casually.

"What's wrong? Is the earth going to be destroyed?"

A Miss Baihua ran over and reported to Yueyong: "Boss! The machine that controls the sky over Yoshihara is too old to be moved!"

"Take that idiot!" Yueyong pointed to the upstairs window, Jiang Cheng, who had just turned around and was about to go to sleep, said to Miss Baihua ~IndoMTL.com~Edo, Kabukicho, Mechanic Hall.

Yinshi, who was sitting on the door frame, put a kimono in his pocket and asked the old man Yuanwai who was busy in the house.

"Did you find something wrong? Call me to a place like this."

"Actually, when I checked his body, I found something," the old man Yuanwai said without looking back, "Well, but I can't do anything about it and put it aside."

"Huh? What did you just say?"

"In that semi-mechanized body, a time-activated interstellar wave laser cannon is implanted. The target is the various planets of the Planetary Alliance. Once launched, it will become the earth to provoke war to the whole galaxy..."

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