Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 643: :The so-called man can be connected with a glass of wine!
At this time, Jin Shi opened the sliding door of the bedroom and walked out.
"Ah, I'm sorry, I drank too much wine yesterday, and my head hurts. I'm sorry, guest, for you to see such a shameful side. I'm Sakata Kinshi of the Master's House, please don't be polite, please feel free to Sit down."
Looking at the man in front of him who calls himself Sakata Kintoki, whose expression is as refreshing as the blonde hair, Gintoki is silent...
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"Ah, sorry, I went to the wrong set."
Yin Shi scratched his head and said a little embarrassedly, then turned around and stepped out of the door of the Master's House and took the sliding door...
Yin Shi, who was standing at the door of the Master's House, lowered his head and was silent again for a long time, then he held his forehead and sighed and complained to himself: "What are you doing, hey, you went to the next studio to eat while drunk. Breakfast. Ah, it really scared me to death. I don't know, the next door actually came up with such a new work."
Speaking, Yinshi turned around and walked towards the stairs on the side, while still muttering: "Is it too heavy to cut in half? Is it really okay? Can you start from the first like this? From the very beginning of the training, we were dead, and we were the only ones who had been updated steadily at the beginning, and now we are similar to eunuchs, right? Would it be better to give some opinions? For example, add one or two nirvanas or something.
And the title has such obscene words as [Golden Soul], it should be changed to something more fashionable like [Golden Exorcist], right? Put a bunch of moles on the man with popular face and glasses, and let him be the younger brother of the protagonist (referring to Yukino Okumura), so that he will become popular.
And that girl, too, she's a kid anyway, so why don't you just shrink her into a mascot and sing and dance with the dog? The worst thing is the guy who looks like the boss.
What's going on with that smooth shape? Straightening your hair is so inexistent, right? BOSS or something really still needs natural rolls, natural rolls. But then again, that group of people are really familiar, obviously it's a new work..."
Speaking, Yin Shi, who had already reached the entrance of the Dengshi Bistro, raised his head and glanced at the sign on the second floor, "Forget it, forget it. Go home."
As soon as he finished speaking, Yin Shi was stunned for a second... In other words, Yin Shi's brain began to become realistic a little bit, thinking in his heart: [Where are you going back to? ]
【Wait for me! It doesn't matter if I'm drunk or not! 】Ginshi looked at the signboard on the second floor with the words "Wonderful House Xiaojin" and thought to himself, "Although the signboard has been changed, this is undoubtedly my home. It's really not a [Blue Exorcist], nor a [Red Exorcist], just idiots and idiots [to touch shit]! There is no doubt that those two people are genuine Shin Baha and Kagura!
It's true that even the title has changed from silver to gold. It looks more advanced, but the stalk is actually more contrived! However, the painting style of this turtle, the pale language description, the update speed that is no different from the eunuch... There is no doubt that this is still the original studio! ]
Thinking of this, Gintoki's face began to drip with cold sweat, and his pupils began to vibrate up and down, revealing a look of disbelief and then thinking.
【Then...then, who is the person named Sakata Kinoshi with the flowing ion bronzing hair? I obviously... Mingming only left home for a while, why? why? WHY? ! ]
At this moment, the sliding door of the Master's House was suddenly pulled open.
Chi-
Xin Ba Hao, who came to the door of the house, wondered: "Yeah, I said, what happened to that person just now?"
Kagura, who was also the first to come out of the house, looked at Jin Shi who was walking out and said with a little doubt: "Why do you feel so similar to Jin-chan?"
"Really?" Jin Shi touched the back of his head in a casual tone, "My hair isn't so twisted."
"That's right," Shin Baha nodded, "Jin Sang's hair and personality are naturally straight."
After that, the three standing together laughed at the same time.
Downstairs, looking at the three people who were still smiling outside the door of the Master's House, Yin Shi's whole body became even worse, his eyes were wide, his mouth was half-open, his face covered with black lines was full of cold sweat , and the whole face is still twitching.
【What's going on? ! Why did the House of Masters change from silver jade to golden jade! ! ]
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In the Dengshi Tavern.
"What, I still came to entrust the work." Xin Baha, who was sitting on the sofa in the booth, nodded and said, and then showed some doubts, "But I suddenly went back halfway because of the entrustment. Is there anything hidden in the content?"
Kagura, who was sitting next to Xin Baha, raised his fist and said with a serious face: "Don't be polite and say it! We will try our best to help anyone in need, Aru!"
At this time, Yin Shi, who was sitting opposite Shin Bachi and Kagura, lowered his head and said with a twitch with black lines at the corners of his eyes, "Hey - that's right, then I'll discuss it with you at ease. .Actually, that's it, I didn't go home after a period of time, and when I came back, I found that not only did my home become strange, but this work became strange, and I lost my place to live..."
"Hmm, so that's the case." Shin Baha nodded.
Kagura asked: "It's like returning from a business trip and discovering that his wife brought a man home, right?"
"Yes, yes," Gintoki raised his head, twitched the corners of his mouth and said softly, "It's like a strange man wearing my bathrobe and opening the refrigerator without authorization to eat my pudding..."
"That really makes people angry!" Kagura nodded and said seriously.
"Really? You really want to hack him to death, right?" After that, Yin Shi gritted his teeth and cursed in his heart: "You **** wives who don't have the concept of chastity! ! When I was out of the house, I actually brought home that one-day salesman! ]
Thinking, Yin Shi widened his bloodshot eyes, clenched his fists, gritted his teeth, and looked at Jin Shi who was sitting at the bar.
【What are you thinking about? ! these guys! ]
At this time, Xinba Haw continued: "Anyway, let's write a power of attorney first, can you tell me your name?"
"Sakata Gintoki." Gintoki turned around and lowered his head again and replied.
"Wow!" Kagura couldn't help but exclaimed, surprised: "Even the name is very similar to Jin-chan Aru! Could it be the long-lost brother Aru?"
【Completely forget about my previous boss! ]
"I'm talking about how many of you..." Grandma Denshi, who was standing at the counter with her hands in her arms, closed her eyes and chuckled and reminded aloud, "Being regarded as the brother of this kind of man (Kim Shi) will make Are you upset?"
Kim Shi, who was sitting at the bar with one hand on his cheek, complained: "Hello, it's too much, mother-in-law~"
【Baba is also...! ! 】 Yin Shi thought through gritted teeth.
"That is to say," Catherine said, holding her hands beside the counter, "Silver is much better than gold."
"Hey, even Catherine is like this." Jin Shi showed helplessness and complained again.
【Katherine too! ! 】After gritted his teeth in his heart, Gintoki mechanically turned his head to look at Shin Baha, Kagura, Granny Toshi and Catherine who were smiling around Jin Shi.
【In such a short period of time, which one has jumped from silver to gold! What's going on. ! Was it fired by the author of the street gorilla? ! What a joke! Give me a month's notice of dismissal! Even for a novel that has no readers at all, give me a month's notice! What about the performance fee? What about the guest fee? Give me a lot of points and hand it over! ! ]
Thinking of this, Yin Shi suddenly thought of something, and quickly shook his head and then thought.
【No, no, no, now is not the time to think about that kind of thing. Even this kind of poor and sour crew has been here for so long, and they have worked hard for more than 2 million words! Suddenly changing the main character of the same level as the protagonist... It's about equal to the protagonist, is it too ridiculous? ! Give me a good consideration of the reader's feelings in front of the screen! You gorilla! ! And more importantly, this guy...]
Thinking, Gintoki looked at Gintoki who had just come over and put a bottle of wine on the table.
Jin Shi looked at Yin Shi with a refreshing expression and said, "Alright, let's drink it, this friend named Yin Sang. Even if there is no blood relationship, the so-called man can be connected with a glass of wine. What's the matter? Say it if it's difficult, brother!"
Looking at Jin Shi, who gave his thumbs up and squeezed his eyes and grinned, revealing his white teeth, Yin Shi's whole body became even worse: [Compared to Yin Sang, he is more protagonist! And it's not just Yin Sang, even the trash Nite who claims to be the protagonist doesn't have this kind of style at all! ]
At this time, Kagura stepped forward and grabbed Jin Shi's arm, and cheered: "As expected of Jin Jiang Aru! I like you the most!"
"Yo! Pure man! Jin Sang!" Xin Ba Hao shouted deliberately from the side.
Looking at the scene in front of him, Gintoki's whole body became even worse, and his heart collapsed: [And he is more admired than Ginsan! ]
"Then, let's go quickly (referring to entrustment)."
When looking at Jin who was walking slowly towards the door, Granny Dengshi reminded angrily: "Really, a good person, don't force yourself too hard."
After hearing Granny Dense's words, Jin Shi stopped and turned around as if he suddenly thought of something, and turned back.
"Just in case, I'll leave this to you first." Jin Shi took out a thick envelope from his arms as he walked, "This month's rent."
Looking at the envelope with the thick 10,000-dollar bill that was put on the counter by Jin Shi, Granny Denshi hurriedly shouted to stop Jin Shi, who turned around again and walked slowly towards the door.
"Wait, wait, I don't remember the rent being that much."
"Hey, has Alzheimer's finally started? Then, forget about work by the way..." Jin Shi, who had just reached the door, stopped in his footsteps, then turned his head slowly and continued, "Occasionally spend some money A hot spring."
Looking at Jin Shi's blunt face when he turned his head, Granny Dense and Catherine both covered their mouths and sobbed.
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Clap!
Standing at the door of the tavern, the tears never stopped, the mother-in-law Dengshi tapped a few flints for the three Jin Shi who were walking away slowly and shouted: "Be sure to come back safely!"
Standing behind Jin Shi and the others, Yin Shi, who was already like a walking corpse, frantically said in his heart again: [Money is also rich enough, as expected of "Jin" Sang! ]
Looking at the golden light that seemed to dazzle Jin Shi's body, Yin Shi blocked his eyes.
【So flashy! Wow flashing blind! This guy is so shining! Is this guy going to devour the silver dull light? So everyone forgets Yin Sang and runs to Jin Sang? real or fake? seriously? ! ]
……
Afternoon.
The streets of Kabukicho.
"Ah, trouble..." Jiang Changchang, who was holding an umbrella, sighed with a look of helplessness on his face.
"Don't complain to me!" Yueyong, who was beside him, cursed angrily.
"Isn't it okay to leave such trivial matters to others?" Jiang Cheng curled his lips in disdain, "Baihua or something, the security guard at the door...isn't it okay?"
"Occasionally help me too!" Yueyong shouted with white eyes and saliva, "Besides, Baihua also has a job for Baihua! Security also has a job as a security guard!"
"I also have my own job!" Jiang Cheng retorted instantly, the kind of righteous, "The game I got yesterday is my job!"
"What kind of work is that! It's just a job for nits! By the way, do you consider yourself a nit?!"
"Oh! I have it!" Jiang Cheng suddenly thought of something, stopped and raised a forefinger, "Isn't it enough to entrust this kind of thing to Jin Shi?! Let them consider it work Can't you do it?! In this case, everyone can be happy!"
"Can you be any more trash?!" Yueyong shouted angrily, pulling her neck and white eyes.
At this time, Jiang Cheng turned around, looked at Yueyong with soft eyes, and said softly, "Yueyue, human beings can't resist instinct. When you want to drink water when you are tired, sleep when you are sleepy, and when you don't want to work...you want to play the game you just got the day before."
Hearing the last sentence, Yueyong's temples suddenly burst into blue veins, and raising her legs is like a Vajra leg that will disappear without thinking.
"Your instinct is too subtle!!" Yue Yong roared, "Go to hell!!!"
"Wow!!"
Boom! ! !
Jiang Cheng, who was lying on the ground and felt something strange under him, quickly got up, pointed to the dirty silver hair that was knocked down by himself on the ground, and shouted to Yueyong: "Hey! Pay attention to passers-by. Ah!"
"Ah, I'm sorry." Seeing this unfamiliar natural scroll laying on the ground without a sound, with several DVDs scattered around, Yueyong hurriedly apologized.
"Hey, are you alright? Brother," Jiang Cheng stretched out his right hand toward the strange silver-haired boy with natural curly hair, "I'm really sorry, there's something wrong with this woman's TAMA (ball)."
"At least tell me it's an A-TAMA (head)!" Yue Yong gnashed his teeth and said ~IndoMTL.com~ If there is a problem, where is the problem? ! Want to die? ! "
"Ah, it's alright, alright..." The unfamiliar little brother with natural curly-eyed Yin Shi slowly got up.
Looking at Yin Shi's face, Jiang Cheng widened his eyes and let out a surprised voice: "Hey! Yes..."
Heard the sound, Yin Shiyi was overjoyed, and tears welled up in her eyes, "Do you remember me?! Jiang Cheng!"
"Who are you?" Jiang Cheng's expression changed, revealing a look of contempt, "He also has such a face that makes people feel angry at a glance. It's just like..."
Before he finished speaking, Jiang Cheng was suddenly stunned, "...Who's here?"
Yin Shi, who wanted to be angry at first, looked at Jiang Cheng, who was dazed and puzzled, and his expression became happy again. He pointed to himself and said, "Do you remember? This ugly face! Silver time, silver time! Sakata silver time!"
"No, I don't know. I only know Jin Shi and Sakata Jin Shi." Jiang Cheng shook his head lightly, then waved his hand with a look of impatience, "Get out of the way, don't bring With a face that makes people look angry, he is swaying in the street."