Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 644: :Idiots come in all colors too!

Seeing Jiang Cheng and Yueyong slowly leaving, Yin Shi did not recover for a long time.

[This is not something that is simply forgotten, my existence is... completely erased from this street! What Sakata Gintoki has done so far, the proof of his life, was completely taken away by that man... Sakata Gintoki! ]

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"What's the matter with you?" Yue Yong glanced lightly at Jiang Cheng, who was frowning with his eyes closed and looked like he was thinking.

"Ah, I always feel that something is wrong." Jiang Cheng raised his face slightly and murmured while pinching his chin, "Although I searched through my memory and couldn't find anything wrong, I still felt that something was wrong. Just looking at the natural volume that made people popular, and Jin Shi, I always feel that there is a sense of disobedience."

"Where?"

Jiang Cheng went on to say: "I just think that the natural volume just now is a little bit like Jin Shi. But then again, when did Jin Shi become like this? It felt even more unreliable in the past. Some."

"Don't think that others are like you and haven't grown up for so long." Yueyong pouted and complained, "That's it, that one, growth. That man has grown after two million words. Maybe."

"Really?" Jiang Cheng still looked puzzled.

Yue Yong looked at Jiang Cheng like an idiot and continued, "Is there any other possibility besides this?"

"That's right," Jiang Cheng rubbed the back of his head and smiled naively, "that's the only possibility. Besides, it doesn't matter what color of light it is."

Yueyong replied mercilessly: "Indeed, it is the most difficult thing in this world to dye a hopeless idiot like you gold, silver, or something else."

"Hello? What do you mean? What do you mean by idiot?" Jiang Cheng suddenly became unhappy, and shouted angrily, "In your eyes, am I just an idiot?!"

"In my opinion, you are all idiots," Yueyong snorted disdainfully and replied casually, "It's just that you are even more hopeless."

"I'm really going to be angry." Jiang Cheng squinted his eyes and said with a smile, the blue veins on his face were still twitching.

Ignoring Jiang Cheng's displeasure, Yueyong then thought to herself: [The seemingly colorless but able to contain all colors that won't be stained with any color, this is what I see... this man. ]

"Ignore?! Ignore me?! I said you, you have been really rude recently! Smelly woman!"

"Noisy!" Yueyong cursed angrily, and at the same time, the Kuwu in his left hand stabbed Jiang Cheng's head fiercely.

As for where the kunai came from, there is no need to delve into it, it can be regarded as taught by ninjas. Sometimes Jiang Chengcheng even suspected that Yueyong had kunai hidden all over her body.

In the cuffs, in the arms, on the thighs, in the lower back, in the hair, at least in these places, Jiang Cheng is sure that there is no kunai.

However, there are also doubts. For example, when I went to the swimming pool before, where did Yueyong, who was only wearing a swimsuit, take out the kunai? It remains a mystery to this day.

Looking at Jiang Cheng, who was lying on the ground in a large font, with Kuai's forehead still spitting blood, but looking at Jiang Cheng on his head like nothing, Yue Yong's face couldn't stop violently violent Several blue veins appeared, and at the same time, the forehead was already black.

"Hey, what are you looking at? Do you really want to die?" Yue Yong said coldly.

"No, I'm just not used to it."

Jiang Cheng pulled the kunai from his head, slowly got up, and patted the dust on his body like a normal person.

The next moment, Jiang Cheng smiled again and raised an index finger, "This is the first time I've seen Yueyue wear not black..."

Yue Yong, who suddenly thought of something and blushed instantly, got up and jumped up without a moment's hesitation, with a white-eyed and humiliated face, she simultaneously stopped Jiang Cheng from continuing to speak.

The method of blocking is also very simple and rude.

As for the method, we can ask for a scream and fly out ten meters away and smash the shops on the roadside, then struggle to get up and get up. The shoe prints on the left and right faces are very symmetrical. Jiang Cheng, who squinted and smiled, even the blue veins on his forehead were still beating, came to answer this question.

However, obviously, the other party is not so eager to answer this question...

……

The time has come to that night.

In a small izakaya in Kabukicho, I was sitting in front of the counter with two plates of oden. Although I wasn't completely drunk, I was at least at the level of unconsciousness.

Shaking the tenth bottle of hot wine that was already empty in his hand, Yin Shi hiccupped, stared at the boss at the counter with drunken eyes, and said speechlessly, "Dad, let me have another glass of wine that is enough to erase my memory. ."

Looking at Yin Shi's drunken appearance, the shop owner kindly said, "Guest, let's stop here today."

Yin Shi lay down on the table, curled the corners of his mouth, and said with a little impatience and annoyance in his tone: "Money is not a problem, anyway, you will also forget my credit account."

"What are you talking about?"

As soon as the store owner finished speaking, Jin Shi, who was dressed in casual clothes, sat down in the empty seat on the left of Yin Shi and put the money on the counter at the same time.

Jin Shi pointed to Yin Shi with his thumb and instructed: "Dad, have a cup of hot wine, and also give this little brother a cup."

"Ah, thank you." The shop owner greeted quickly.

Jin Shi continued in a familiar tone to himself: "There are times when men can't last without a drink, right? Little brother? What happened?"

Because of being drunk, I couldn't hear Jin Shi's voice at all, and Yin Shi buried his head on the table and replied in a casual and helpless tone without raising his head: "Nothing. It happened, it was just nothing. Really... nothing."

"Have you lost all bets on horses?" Jin Shi asked casually as he poured wine.

"Ah, yes, that's it. Take the big gamble of your life and lose it all overnight."

When holding the gold in the wine glass full of wine, there was always a faint smile on his face, "Before reaching the finish line, was everything taken away by the golden horse catching up behind you?"

At this time, Yin Shi turned his face to the side, raised his eyes and glanced at Jin Shi. When he saw Jin Shi sitting beside him, his eyes widened unconsciously, and the drunkenness just now disappeared instantly. Without a trace.

"It's...it's you!!" Gintoki stood up instantly, and his expression became a little fierce.

"Calm down, brother." Jin Shi shrugged his shoulders and said casually, "I'm here to drink with you and want to reconcile. Well, anyway, let's sit down and have a drink first."

"Stop kidding me!"

As soon as Yin Shi finished speaking, his head was firmly pressed against the counter by Jin Shi with one hand.

Bang! !

The entire table trembled, and the wooden table top was smashed by Yinshi's head.

"Didn't you hear Lao Tzu ask you to have a drink?"

Jin Shi lowered his eyes and glanced at Yin Shi, his voice and expression did not have the slightest warmth, and he was completely different from the previous self!

At the same time, the guests who saw the dispute got up and ran out one by one in panic. Immediately afterwards, the store owner also ran out of the store in panic.

"You..." Yin Shi struggled to turn his face to Jin Shi, gritted his teeth and said, "Who the **** are you bastard?!"

Speaking, Yin Shi seized the opportunity and kicked the stool under Jin Shi's buttocks.

Yin Shi, who kicked the stool, stood up and said, "What the **** did you do to Xin Bazhu and the others?!"

Jin Shi sat down on the stool like nothing, shrugged his shoulders, and replied casually: "I didn't do anything, just as you see, that's the truth."

"What a joke!!" Yinshi retorted loudly, "Those are all things I have done! Their memories are that it is me or not you!"

"Who else can prove it for you?" Jin Shi, leaning against the counter, said casually, "Only you are convinced, and others don't even remember who you are. That's how you are. Thinking about it? [Did I make everyone hallucinate...], but why not think about it the other way around?"

Speaking, Jin Shi slightly hooked the corner of his mouth and looked at Yin Shi, "In fact, it is only you who is strange, and what you have experienced so far is an illusion."

Hearing this, Gintoki opened his eyes again involuntarily.

Jin Shi closed his eyes and said to himself: "...You hid in the corner and silently watched my active figure, unknowingly overlapping yourself and me. The memories you have , maybe it's just your personal delusion."

"How could something like that happen..."

The words of Yin Shi, who was interrupted by Jin Shi again, "You will say that, you are the only one in this world. Don't you understand? It's you who has become strange, you are the only one who is talking nonsense there. That's it. Did you see it? Even without you, the world is still running, probably much more smoothly than in your delusions.

Anyway, this is the reality, no one will look you in the eye, and no one will need a person like you. Because I am here. So I don't need you here..."

After speaking, Jin Shi never looked at Yin Shi again. After slapping a stack of money on the counter, he turned around and stepped out of the store door and took the sliding door.

After that, after a long silence with his head down, Ginshi turned around and opened the sliding door and stepped out of the store. After putting the sliding door on, he joined the flow of people coming and going on the street in despair. , I don't know where to go...

However, whether it was gold or silver, I didn't notice that in the small izakaya, the orange-haired ponytail man sitting in the corner was drinking and pouring himself all the time.

Perhaps it's because, as Yueyong thought, this man is colorless, no matter whether it is gold or silver, there is no way for him to be stained with other colors.

In other words, the golden light and the silver light just filled the tavern at the same time, but once they left, the tavern returned to its original "colorless" state, leaving nothing behind...

Chi-

Tama entered the izakaya with a mop in both hands and walked straight to Jiang Cheng's position.

"Hey, here we come. Xiaoyu." Jiang Cheng raised his head, squinted and smiled at Xiaoyu.

"Lord Jiang Cheng," Xiaoyu said, "you should already know everything, right? You are the only one who can stop Jin Shi before the situation worsens."

"Why stop it?" Jiang Cheng asked back with interest, then raised an index finger and said with a smile, "Doesn't that sound interesting?"

"Jiang Chengda..." Xiaoyu just thought but said, but was interrupted by Yueyong who didn't know when.

"I thought I was going somewhere," Yueyong put one arm around her chest, held the cigarette stick lightly with the other hand, and exhaled a puff of second-hand smoke, then continued, "I went to such a place to have a private meeting with a woman. ."

"Please don't misunderstand, Lord Yueyong." Xiaoyu turned around and said in defense, "I have no interest in Lord Jiang Cheng's [beep——] and [beep——] and [beep——]. I just want to find Lord Jiang Cheng for something."

"It's difficult, boss~" Jiang Cheng shrugged and looked helplessly at the shop owner who was cleaning the counter.

"Guest, I just have a little experience with this kind of thing," the shop owner leaned down and whispered in Jiang Cheng's ear, "Don't say anything, hurry up while the two women are fighting. Time to run. Otherwise, they may unite to clean up you! When your wife comes home, just kneel down and admit her mistake. If you have a better attitude, your life can be saved!"

"I really can't underestimate the owner of an izakaya. He even has experience in this kind of thing..." After saying that, Jiang Cheng got up and took out a 10,000 yuan bill, then turned around and walked towards Yueyong and Xiaoyu. "But, sorry, that's not the kind of question I just asked."

Speaking, Jiang Cheng stepped out of the store first, "Xiaoyu, I'll ask you to comfort the abandoned first wife, Yueyue, let's go."

"Lord Jiang Cheng..." Xiaoyu wanted to say something, but finally stopped.

Tick tock...

Jiang Cheng, who was hit by a raindrop on his shoulder, raised his head and looked at the night sky, "It's raining..."

"Go back soon!" Yueyong said angrily, and at the same time kicked Jiang Cheng's ass.

"Are you wearing high-heeled shoes?" Jiang Cheng took two steps to stand, then turned around and complained expressionlessly, "What do you want to do to the protagonist?"

"Cut!" Yueyong turned her face away and spat lightly.

"Go back."

Jiang Cheng opened his umbrella, raised his face and murmured such a sentence, and then started to leave, but before he took a step, Jiang Cheng realized that he was standing under the umbrella very naturally. Moon Wing.

Jiang Cheng:...

Yue Yong, who was stared at by Jiang Cheng, retorted with a blushing face and white eyes, "No way! After all, there is only one umbrella! And you are a man, right? If you are a man, you should give the umbrella to a woman. Let's go!"

Jiang Cheng asked suspiciously: "When did you guys completely forget the premise that you are a man inside?"

“Want to die?”

Jiang Cheng didn't say anything, just pouted the corners of his mouth in annoyance, and then started slowly.

Yue Yong stepped forward at the same time, with a calm expression on her face, but... Whether her heart is as calm as her face is hard for anyone other than herself to know.

In the same silent atmosphere, the two slowly walked towards Yoshihara...

However, at a certain moment, Jiang Cheng suddenly stopped. Yueyong also stopped, but before Yueyong could ask anything, she suddenly saw a love hotel beside her!

At this moment, alone, or on a rainy day, how can Yueyong not be distracted?

"You...you...you...you're going to...do...do..." Yueyong blushed, unable to utter a complete sentence for a long time.

"What's wrong with you?" Jiang Cheng looked at Yueyong with a puzzled face, "Why do you feel so nervous?"

"No...No!" Yueyong shook her head quickly, coughed twice, then blushed and said calmly, "Cough cough! I'm not nervous at all, I just didn't expect to choose this kind of place suddenly. I was a little surprised at the time. But there is only one point, and the next 200 million will give me a lot of points."

"200 million? Why?" Jiang Cheng was puzzled.

"What kind of woman do you take me for!" Yue Yong shouted with white eyes, "I'm not at all the same as the women you used to! It's not just because of your face... what! "

"Huh? What the **** are you talking about?" Jiang Cheng still looked puzzled, and then handed the umbrella to Yueyong, "I just suddenly remembered something urgent and wanted you to go first alone. Just go back."

Looking at the umbrella in her hand, Yueyong... fell silent.

"Don't break it." With that said, Jiang Cheng turned around and walked into the rain, then raised his hand and waved behind him, "Goodbye, I'll be back in a while."

"Oh...oh~IndoMTL.com~ In the middle of the night, Jiang Cheng returned to Yoshihara in the rain. He just walked to the door of his room, and what he saw was Yue Yong who was holding an umbrella and waiting at the door of his room. .

"Give it." Yueyong stretched out the umbrella in her hand towards Jiang Cheng, "Give it back to you."

"It's work." After answering casually, Jiang Cheng reached out and held his umbrella.

But... at this moment, Yue Yong suddenly felt that something was wrong or sensed a very slight sense of disobedience, but it was fleeting.

"What's wrong? Has TAMA been used too much?" Jiang Cheng wondered.

In an instant, a vertical blue vein appeared on Yueyong's cheek.

"I think it's your TAMA that is overused!"

Speaking, Yueyong let go of her hand, then turned around and left slowly.

"I'm back."

Jiang Cheng, who was standing at the door of the room, glanced at Yue Yong's back lightly, smiled softly, opened the door of the living room and walked in.

……

In the middle of the rainy night, in the alley full of domestic garbage, there are only shorts, dirty natural rolls with their heads down and planted in the garbage... It doesn't seem to have the slightest sense of disobedience.

"Ow~"

"It's so noisy, wild dog, don't bother me." Yin Shi said, "Let's throw away the tricks like me."

“Ow~Ow~”

Yin Shi turned over and sat up, and said unhappily, "I said don't bother me and let me cool down, you didn't hear..."

Before he finished speaking, Yin Shi's voice stopped abruptly, and his eyes widened unconsciously...

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