Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 646: : Naturally curly hair is no bad guy!
In a restaurant in Kabukicho, looking at Xiaoyu holding a deadly title on a black background in his hand, Yinshi directly burst into blue veins and roared with white eyes and kicked over, just on the side of Xiaoyu's head. on the wooden board.
"I understand your size!" Yin Shi frantically complained, "Why did you make the title look like "Death"? ! It's become something else! "
Ignoring Yinshi's complaints, Xiaoyu continued, "Anyway, you already understand that there is no way to make a comeback right now?"
Yin Shi sat down again, holding his chin with one hand and curled his lips in an unhappy manner: "But that group of people turned from silver to gold all of a sudden, why do I have to be played with that plastic model? No way? (Model) Kurushiro! You, the initiators, have to take responsibility!"
"Unfortunately, Lord Yuanwai was also brainwashed by him." Xiaoyu explained with some regret, "He has become a monster that even the maker can't do anything about. If you want to fight against him, it means to fight with everyone. For the enemy. First of all, it is still necessary to remind everyone of Yinshi-sama.”
Yin Shi was startled, and stood up instantly and exclaimed in surprise: "Can this kind of thing be done?!"
Xiaoyu explained slowly: "Although he has tampered with all of Gintoki-sama's deeds so far, it has only changed from natural rolls to ion hot in appearance. The specific plot should not be modified, nor That is to say, the current perfect golden age was, for some reason, a **** who did all kinds of evil things in the past."
"Huh? No, what do you mean by that?"
Xiaoyu continued: "As long as this sense of error and discord can be stimulated, the layer of gold plating in memory may be peeled off. When you want to defeat gold, everyone's strength is essential. Let's work together. Take back your partner. Take back the man named Gintoki Sakata who was sleeping deep in everyone's memory."
After listening, Yin Shi lowered his head and was silent for a few seconds, then raised his head and asked casually: "Xiaoyu, don't you have something to say?"
"The data of Jin Shi has been told to Lord Yin Shi." Xiaoyu replied, "Also, this is the only way I can analyze it."
"Is that so..." Said, Gintoki suddenly found something, waved his hand and said, "No, don't worry, it's probably just me thinking too much. After all, yesterday, that idiot didn't show anything. The problem."
"That idiot?" Xiaoyu wondered.
"Don't worry, I just said it casually." Yin Shi waved his hand again, his words full of disapproval, "However, let me remind you that it's better not to get involved with that idiot, especially the agreement or something. , he...is a very dangerous fellow."
"What on earth are you talking about? Lord Gintoki?" Xiaoyu wondered.
"No, nothing..."
……
At night, Kabukicho Smile Bar.
"Ah, that's really worrying," A Miao, who was sitting on the deck, said in surprise, looking at the trio of Master House (Kim Shi, Shin Baha, and Kagura) in front of her, "Xiaoyu Do you really have no clue about the whereabouts of Miss and Dingchun?"
"I've searched the streets with my mother-in-law, but I can't find it anywhere." Jin Shi replied.
"What should I do? If Dingchun and Xiaoyu don't come back like this..." After speaking, Kagura's expression gradually became lost, mist gradually filled his eyes, and his words were also full of loss. "I...I..."
At this time, Jin Shi put his hand on Kagura's head and comforted him, "Don't worry, they didn't die so easily."
"Kin-chan..." Kagura raised his head and looked at Jin Shi blankly.
"I will definitely find them, I promise you." Jin Shi assured, and then, after seeing that the expression on Kagura's face did not ease in the slightest, he then comforted: "So stop showing that expression, Today we are..."
Before Jin Shi finished speaking, Kagura actually changed his expression, but...it seemed to be a little different from the expression change Jin Shi imagined.
"And what the **** is going on with that **** OTAKU?!" Kagura roared with white eyes and gave a straight punch, hitting Jin Shi's stomach straight, "The woman raised outside. You don't feel anything at all, Aru?! If you say "should be fine", you don't care at all, it's hot! Big fire! ! "
Seeing Kagura, who gritted his teeth and punched Jin Shi's stomach continuously, Shin Baha hurriedly stood up and stopped: "Calm down! Kagura-chan! It has nothing to do with Jin Sang! Miss Xiaoyu is no longer the woman Jiang Chengsang raised outside!"
Jin Shi, who was clutching his stomach, shook his head slowly: "No, it doesn't matter. If you feel that there is really nowhere to vent, just vent it on me."
"Kin-chan..." Kagura once again looked at Jin Shi in a daze, and murmured.
Jin Shi continued: "Okay, let's be happy. What do you think we are here today for? Of course it's to cheer you up."
"I hate it, Jin-sang, what is "a place like this"? "One of the wine escorts at the booth next to him complained to Jin Shi, "Didn't you come here to see me?" "
"Oh, I'm so sorry," Jin Shi finally reacted, then turned his head and clapped his hands and shouted to the side, "Hey, I can add a bottle of wine to every table in this store. Do you? Everyone! Today I am treating guests, everyone must have a good drink! In exchange, please come and let us know if you see them!"
In an instant, all the guests present raised their hands and cheered at the same time.
"As expected of Jin Sang!"
"Leave it to us, we will do anything for Jin Sang!"
"Don't worry!"
Listening to the cheers of the guests, A Miao couldn't help but smile and said, "It seems that as long as it is handed over to Jin Sang, there is no need to worry."
Kagura, whose expression has softened, complied and nodded.
But at this moment, the voice of the waiter came from the direction of the door of the Smile Bar.
"That, please wait a moment." The waiter standing at the door reminded a little distressedly, "We do not allow animals to enter the store..."
Accompanied by the footsteps of da, da, da high heels stepping on the ground, Xiaoyu's voice sounded: "But in my opinion, all of you humans are animals. After all, this child is an excellent member of SEPIA, a master house. One of Aru, right? Gintoki-sama?"
"Ow!"
Looking at Ginshi who walked into the store, touching the back of his head and staring at the dead fish eyes, Ginshi who looked like a dead man, Dingchun who was wearing glasses beside him, and Dingchun who was wearing a red cheongsam, a mop in his hand, and high heels. Xiaoyu, Xinba Haw, and Kagura were both in bad shape at the same time, and their mouths were wide open in horror to the point that they lost their highlights.
After a full few seconds, Xin Bajie came back to his senses and spit out loudly: "What are you doing?!"
"Dingchun! And Xiaoyu too, are you all alright, Aru?!" Kagura hurriedly asked several people, "But what exactly is that outfit..."
"We are not Dingchun and Xiaoyu," Xiaoyu said aloud, "we are Yule from SEPIA and Sai Alu from Dingba."
"Ow!" Dingchun called out.
Xin Ba Haw once again complained: "What is "Say Aru"? ! Miss Xiaoyu, what the **** are you talking about? ! "
Looking at Yinshi walking slowly towards the store, Kagura pointed directly at Yinshi and shouted, "Hey! Is that you?! Did you dye Xiaoyu and Dingchun in SEPIA (dark brown) color? ?!"
Ignoring Kagura's displeasure, Yinshi went straight to A Miao and said, "Well, I'm sorry, Miss A Miao. I heard that you have something to entrust to the Master House, right?"
"Huh?" A Miao was stunned for a moment, but then suddenly thought of something, and then said, "Are you talking about karaoke in the repair shop? But we have already asked Jin Sang..."
"Instead of looking for these two hundred and five, it's better to entrust it to us. I promise we can do more than them."
"You bastard!" Kagura suddenly became unhappy, and shouted angrily with his fist clenched, "Not only do you want to make a copycat version, but do you want to rob us of our jobs, Aru?!"
"That..." The waiter on the side raised his hand, pointed the other hand in a certain direction and said, "This one is broken."
Hearing the sound, Xin Ba Ha hurriedly turned around, waved her hands and said in a panic, "Ah! Please, please wait!"
……
Looking at the broken karaoke device with a monitor in front of her, Xiaoyu repeatedly asked Yinshi to the side: "You understand? No matter what, you have to be better and more conspicuous than them. Only This will stimulate their memories of Gintoki-sama."
"Ah, I understand." Yin Shi replied, "Leave it to me, Kule."
"I'm Yule." Xiaoyu corrected.
"Hey, is this it?" Said, Yin Shi came to the private room of this K-song, and asked the waiter standing by in a casual tone, "This contains the full set of the tiger martial arts "DOAR" Chapter's latest machine, right? "
"No, it's not just "DOAR," there are 300,000 songs in it. ' the waiter corrected.
"Okay, I have a general understanding." Yin Shi touched the back of his head and said this, then leaned down and stretched out his two arms to directly hug the K-song device, and at the same time continued: "Fix it here. Some can't be used, let's change the venue, hey..."
The next moment, the karaoke device in Yin Shi's hand smashed heavily on Jin Shi's head.
"Ah! Sorry! The 300,000-chapter "DOAR" is too heavy and slipped! "Yinshi shouted, with blue veins bursting out of anger.
"Master Yinshi!" Xiaoyu quickly persuaded, "Please calm down! Just be patient for now..."
However, Yin Shi was not listening at all, and still smashed the machine in his hand on Jin Shi's head again and again.
""DOAR" Chapter 1! "DOAR" two chapters! "DOAR" three chapters! I hate it so much! ! ! "
Looking at Yin Shi who didn't stop at all, Xin Baha frantically complained: "Why did it become a "Banju Number DOAR Weird Talk"! Enough of the fuss? ! What are you trying to do over and over again? ! "
At this moment, Yin Shi came back to his senses and stopped the movements in his hands, "Ah, bad! I didn't pay attention..."
Bang!
Looking at the karaoke device that made a slight explosion sound and began to smoke, Xin Ba Haw complained again: "Is the karaoke machine broken more thoroughly?!"
At this moment, Xiaoyu, who instantly raised her foot from behind and kicked Yinshi to the ground, caught the karaoke machine that was still smoking, and said, "Don't worry, this is for the sake of Let me dive into the preparations made by the karaoke machine to say Aru."
Suddenly thought of something when the high heels stomped on the silver on the face, [So, this guy can repair them by talking to the broken machine! ]
In a minute...
Xiaoyu, who put her hand on the karaoke machine, slowly closed her eyes, and at the same time her consciousness began to connect with the karaoke machine...
In the space of consciousness.
On the rooftop, Xiaoyu, who was wearing a professional white-collar suit, put a can of gasoline on the railing and said softly, "Do you want a can? What's the matter? You look worried. Are you still right? Do you miss the rice cooker minister?"
When I looked at Xiaoyu and the silver of the karaoke machine standing on the rooftop in the consciousness space or fantasy space, I thought to my heart [Appeared! The machines' noon theater—]
"I told you to give up earlier," Xiaoyu kindly advised, "that person didn't plan to divorce his wife at all, and that person was still dating the phone at the front desk every night. . He is a man who can be hot with anyone in a warm state. If you can't get entangled with that kind of man, you will soon miss the marriageable period and become a leftover girl."
Speaking, Xiaoyu seemed to suddenly think of something, turned her face to look at the karaoke machine beside her, "Ah! That's right! Tonight I'm going to talk to Tuo Juzun (Dyson, Dyson vacuum cleaner) from a foreign company. They associate..."
【Go! Xiaoyu! Let them experience the true power of the House of Masters! 】In reality, Yin Shi clenched his fist and cheered for Xiaoyu in his heart.
But at this moment, in the fantasy space, Jin Shi, who was wearing a men's professional suit with a rice cooker in his arms, came behind Xiaoyu and the karaoke machine and said aloud: "Wait. The rice cooker minister has something to say. tell you."
In reality, Gintoki stared at Gintoki with his eyes closed while holding the rice cooker, his other hand on the karaoke machine, and his eyes widened.
At the same time, I thought to myself: [Difficult... Could it be that this guy is also...? ! ]
In the fantasy world, Jin Shi looked at the rice cooker in his arms gently, and then said softly: "The rice cooker director turned off his power a long time ago. When he came back from a business trip, he saw that his wife had already married him. The raw rice was cooked by Ru Shifu (, Sharp water wave stove) and cooked.”
Speaking, Jin Shi opened the lid of the rice cooker and showed the remaining rice at the bottom of the rice cooker to the karaoke machine, and continued: "Since then, he can't stand loneliness, and he still has a phone call with you... ...but the Minister of Rice Cooker is no longer able to cook rice, you should know best, right?"
"Could it be..." Xiaoyu suddenly thought of something, opened her eyes unconsciously, showing a bit of disbelief and looked at the karaoke machine, "Could it be that you and the minister are platonic ..."
Jin Shi closed his eyes and slowly continued: "He also said that when he went to karaoke with you, he clearly didn't turn on the power, but he felt a faint heat."
Xiaoyu hurriedly reminded: "Impossible, don't be deceived by him! How could that minister..."
"Can I listen to that piece again?"
After hearing the gradually sounding music, Xiaoyu hurriedly stopped: "Karazi! Don't!!"
But...it's too late.
……
"Cry alone~
Then shine, UltraSoul! "
As soon as A Miao's song with the microphone fell, everyone on the side jumped up with their fists raised and cheered.
"As expected of Jin Sang! Really reliable!" Shin Baha praised.
"Me next! Let me sing a song too, Aru!"
Yin Shi, who was on the side with a black line and a dark face, stared at the scene in front of him with a twitching mouth, just silent ~IndoMTL.com~ The time came to the next morning.
Location: Yagyu's house.
Event: Rise of the Planet of the Apes... ah, no, wrong, it's Rise of the Monkeys.
Looking at the small **** pill that couldn't come down after climbing to the roof, Kubei slowly explained to the three of the Master House behind him: "As you can see, because I criticized its prank, and then I won't come down. There's really no way to call you here."
At this moment, Yinshi, Yule, and Dingba suddenly stepped in and blocked Jinshi from behind.
"OK, I understand." Yin Shi clapped his hands and said, "It's the story of the rise of the Planet of the Apes, right? Leave it to us."
"Hey!!" Xin Baha shouted frantically behind him, "You guys can stop a little bit! How much do you want to hinder us!"
【Damn! ! 】 Yin Shi thought to himself, with his blue veins bursting, 【This time, this time, you must show your results to restore your reputation! ]
At this moment, a banana was suddenly thrown beside the small **** pill.
Looking at Dingchun who appeared on the roof at an unknown time, Yin Shi was surprised: [Dingba is on! Could it be that the guy can communicate with his animal companions? ! ]
"Ow!" Dingchun called out.
Translation: What's wrong? A melancholy look.
But only one second later, Dingba was smashed into the face by Xiao Shi Wan.
Seeing this scene, Yin Shi then thought in his heart: [Ah! Sure enough? Sure enough, dogs and monkeys can't live in harmony! ]
(Inu Ape の Naka: Describes the relationship between the two people is incompatible.)
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