Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 653: : Xiaoyu blind date (1:5)
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[…I just boarded a boat made of paper! Absolutely just trying to sink me and laugh at me! ]
While thinking about it, Yamazaki hurriedly started and rushed to the alley on the side of the Dengshi store, lying at the window of the Dengshi store, talking with his head and secretly investigating.
At this time, in the Dengshi store.
Glancing at the dead fish-eyed Yin Shi, looking at Zong Wu in front of him, he asked aloud, "Okay, what do you want to say?"
Song Wu, who was sitting on the chair in front of the counter, spoke without hesitation, commonly known as straight to the point.
"I just said it bluntly, can we let our Yamazaki and the robot girl here have a [beep-]?"
Hearing the sound, Yamazaki outside the window slowly opened his mouth and eyes wide, and at the same time, cold sweat began to seep out drop by drop.
[Not even a tissue boat, it was simply thrown into the sea in a roll! ! ! 】 Yamazaki thought of collapse.
"Huh? I don't understand what you're talking about."
Zongwu replied unhurriedly: "In simple terms, let the stamens and pistils..."
【No! not this! ]
"Actually, Yamazaki seems to have accumulated a lot of pressure recently, which hinders work. We have a headache." Sogo went on to take care of himself.
【No, no, if you insist on saying something, there is indeed such a thing, but your way of expressing it is too...! ! ]
"So I came to ask if I could borrow the boss's [beep-] toy." Saying that, Sogo looked at Xiaoyu who was standing beside him.
[[Beep——] Toys or something... Who is that kind of thing? ! ]
At this time, Granny Dengshi, who was standing at the counter, couldn't help it again, and reprimanded: "Wait! I said what do you think of our children?!"
"Huh?" Zongwu let out a puzzled voice and asked in a natural tone: "Isn't it an inflatable (air) doll?"
【You show me the air! ! ]
Boom!
Kagura tapped the counter with his fist, and said with a serious face and angrily: "Are you looking down on us, Aru?! How could our Kanban girl be handed over to you!"
Shin Baha said, "That means Mr. Yamazaki is interested in Miss Xiaoyu?"
[Wait...don't say it, Shinbachi-kun, it's so shameful...]
"I'll make a copy of Yamazaki's love letter for now..." Sogo took out a stack of A4 paper from his sleeve...or a copy of Yamazaki's supervisor's diary and handed it to Gintoki, "You guys You'll understand when you see it."
【That's not a love letter! ! ]
"On the fifteenth day, today's Miss Xiaoyu is as gentle as ever. Ahh~ I want to arrest Miss Xiaoyu, I want to interrogate Miss Xiaoyu; I want to arrest your pupils, I want to interrogate your pupils; I want to arrest your lips, I want to arrest you Interrogate your lips; want to arrest your nose, want to interrogate your nose; want to..."
Looking at the content on the top page, Xin Ba Haw showed a disgusting expression on his face: "Wow, what is this?"
Kagura on the side also had a look of disgust on his face.
【Everyone is speechless! ]
"On the seventh day, I've been spying on life for a week, and there is no movement in the Master House today. After the deputy chief knew that the owner of the Master House was a hero [Shiroyasha] who participated in the war against foreigners, he finally officially set his eyes on him. All in all, I started to monitor the Master's House. But as expected, the Master's House remained silent.
No matter what happened, the current boss is just an idle scumbag. Why do I still have to do this kind of boring thing when I know all this? What the **** am I doing watching the idle days of such idle people? It's just a waste of time!
Why should I be an inspector? Why should I waste my precious life on such a fool? "
When I saw this page, Yinshi raised his head, frowned slightly and said, "Hey, wait a minute, Okita-kun, this..."
【And even the surveillance thing has been exposed! ! 】 Yamazaki secretly thought something was wrong.
"...Who is Yamazaki?" Gintoki looked at Sogo with some doubts.
【Is this what you want to say? ! ]
"Is that the child with the V-shaped bangs?" Gintoki continued.
【That's the deputy chief! ! How insignificant I am! ]
At this time, Xiaoyu took the surveillance diary in Yinshi's hand, and after roughly flipping through it, she said to the three of Yinshi: "This record is stored in my database."
【Miss Xiaoyu, do you remember me? 】 Yamazaki was overjoyed.
"Bought a lot of red bean buns and broke the cash register, our machine's... enemy!"
【What kind of ghost memory method is this! And it was said to be an enemy! ]
After listening, Yin Shi took the supervision diary in Xiaoyu's hand and handed it to Zongwu. At the same time, he said again: "Look, my children have said so, so can I trouble you to go back like this?"
"Well, please listen to me," Said, Zongwu looked at the monitoring diary in his hand, "I just thought it was written in this miscellaneous letter..."
【What the **** is miscellaneous letter? ! Is it a letter from the trash fish? ! ]
"...Actually, the Shinsengumi has been eyeing the boss recently." Sogo looked at Yin Shi and continued, "Hijikata-san is ready to arrest you at the first opportunity."
"It's exactly what I want, let's try it out." Yin Shi replied with some displeasure.
"Although I also intend to have a test with the boss, but I'm very unhappy just following Hijikata-san's wishes." Said, Zongwu raised an index finger and suggested: "So, in order to solve this matter, let How about a date between Yamazaki and Miss Xiaoyu?"
... After being silent for a few seconds, Yamazaki once again showed a shocked expression and thought to himself: [Huh? what--? ! ]
"If the Shinsengumi and the Master House become in-laws, a settlement can be reached. Boss, your suspicions can also be cleared."
"I don't agree!" Granny Denshi was the first to express her disapproval, "I just spoke to myself without asking for my own opinion, don't you think? Xiaoyu."
"I don't care." Xiaoyu said.
"Let's see," said, Granny Denshi suddenly reacted and let out a panicked, "Huh-!!"
At the same time, Kagura and Shinhachi also let out a panicked sound.
"If I can make the two sides get along well..." Xiaoyu continued, "because the original intention of the machine is to help humans."
[No, wait, why do I feel like a super badass? ]
"Xiaoyu—!!" Kagura shouted excitedly, and then grabbed Yinshi's head and persuaded Xiaoyu, "You promised too soon, Aru! It's okay! Anyway, this idiot was arrested. No big deal!"
"That is to say!" Xin Ba Ha also stood up and said to Xiao Yu, clenching his fists, "I absolutely cannot give you to such an ordinary character!"
"This is so despicable, Aru!"
"It's not human!"
Listening to Kagura and Shinhachi who persuade each other without interruption, Yamazaki complained again in his heart: [I've become a heinous scum! ]
"But since the parties have agreed so, let's do it." Yinshi said to Sogo indifferently, "As a guardian, if you invite us to a high-end restaurant for a meal, I will accompany you for a while. Of course. You will pay all the money."
"It doesn't matter." Sogo had the same indifference, "Even if he fails in the end, Yamazaki will never be able to hold his head up in front of me for the rest of his life."
【The real scum is clearly in front of you! ]
……
Kagura, who stuck his head out of the door, looked at Sogo who was walking slowly away and shouted with blank eyes, "Don't let us see you again! You bastard! Get your kaiseki ready! Boy!"
"Please also ask for high-grade oil." Xiaoyu, who also stuck her head out, shouted.
At this time, Zongwu, who was walking to the side of the alley, stopped, closed his eyes and said softly: "The stage is ready for you, then it's up to you, Aqi."
Seeing Sougo who left behind such a sentence and started to leave again, Yamazaki raised his face frantically and shouted: "What-!!"
……
In Dengshi's small shop, looking at Xiaoyu who was cleaning or preparing to open a shop, Dengshi's mother-in-law finally couldn't help but said: "Hey, is it really okay? Xiaoyu? Without asking the man's opinion, Privately decide this kind of thing..."
"Hey, that's ok." Xiaoyu said without raising her head, and her hands didn't stop mopping the floor at all, "Moreover, given the character of Lord Jiang Cheng, he shouldn't have any opinion on this kind of thing. ."
"Cut," Granny Dengshi curled her lips and said unhappily, "he's really a scumbag man, and he doesn't even care about this kind of thing. After leaving a woman here, he doesn't even show his face. times."
Xiaoyu didn't answer, and was still cleaning the floor.
What Xiaoyu didn't know was that outside the door, after listening to the conversation between the mother-in-law Toshi and Xiaoyu, Kagura and Shinbaha glanced at each other and nodded at the same time.
Then tacitly turned around at the same time and started to walk slowly in a certain direction...
……
Twilight time, Yoshihara.
Boom! !
The Kagami who kicked Jiang Cheng's door with one kick rushed forward with great joy, leaned down and grabbed Jiang Chenghou's collar, leaned into his ear and shouted loudly: "Hey Scumbag! Are you still playing games here at this time, Aru?! Do you still have a conscience?!"
"Ha..." Jiang Cheng put down the gamepad and covered his ears while sighing, "What are you doing? Thanks to you, my eardrums are about to burst now. And... I also lose this game. It's gone."
"That's not something you should be concerned about right now!!" Kagura shouted again.
"No, that's what I care about the most right now."
"Go to hell!!"
Boom! !
After shoving Jiang Cheng's head into the floor, Kagura was still kicking and kicking.
Seeing this look of Kagura, Shinbaha hurriedly stepped forward, hugged Kagura from behind and persuaded: "Hold on, Kagura-chan. Jiang Chengsang You don't know anything yet! It's useless for you to do this!"
"I'm just angry!" Kagura shouted, "It's a typical scumbag to throw a woman in that kind of place and ignore it!"
"What the **** are you talking about?" After pulling his head out of the floor, Jiang Cheng wiped the blood on his forehead and asked in confusion.
"Jiang Cheng-sang, it's actually..." Xin Ba Hao slowly explained while pulling Kagura hard.
……
After listening to Xin Bajie's explanation, Jiang Cheng narrowed his eyes and said indifferently, "No, isn't it good?"
"Huh?" Shin Baha and Kagura froze for a while.
"Didn't I say it's good?" Jiang Cheng continued casually, "And Xiaoyu also agreed. If I agree, even if you come to ask me..."
"Idiot!!" Kagura roared angrily and once again raised his foot and kicked Jiang Cheng's head into the floor, and stepped on it hard, "Think about this kind of thing a little! Just think about it! If my uncle said that I don't want Xiaoyu to go, Xiaoyu will definitely not go! Give me a little attention to the woman's mood!!"
"What are you talking about?" Jiang Cheng's weak voice came from the floor, "Why do I say I don't want Xiaoyu to go? Didn't she say she wanted to go?"
"No matter how slow you are, there must be a limit!" Kagura was still stomping on Jiang Cheng's head.
Xinba Haw reminded: "Kagura-chan, if you step on it again, Jiang Chengsang will probably really die."
"It's better for such a fool to die!" Kagura retorted angrily.
"Jiang Chengsang, Miss Xiaoyu...she agreed to that kind of thing in order to reconcile Wanshiwu with the True Selection Team!" Xin Baji explained aloud, "I must have forced myself to make that choice. Ah! And the other party is such an inconspicuous character! A guy with almost zero presence!"
Clap!
Jiang Cheng stretched out his hand and grabbed Kagura's ankle, then pulled out his head from the floor again, and said impatiently, "Didn't you say I'd like it? Annoying? There must be a limit to willfulness."
"Little... little uncle?" Kagura showed an unbelievable expression on his face.
"If you're fine, go back quickly." After Jiang Cheng loosened Kagura's ankle, he waved his hand and continued, "Little uncle has more important things to do. You can handle this kind of thing as you please."
Seeing Jiang Cheng's disapproving expression, Kagura shouted loudly: "Little uncle, you idiot!!"
After shouting, Kagura turned her head and ran away angrily.
"Kagura-chan, wait!" Shinbaha hurriedly raised his hand and shouted, but it didn't work at all, Kagura didn't stop at all as if he didn't hear it.
"The period of rebellion?" Jiang Cheng pointed in the direction where Kagura left and asked Xiang Xinbazhu~IndoMTL.com~ No, it's not that kind of thing anymore. Xinba shook his head, then sighed and complained, "Jiang Chengsang, you really don't understand a girl's heart. "
"I don't want to be told that by a virgin..." Jiang Cheng complained with a look of contempt.
In an instant, Xin Baha blushed, and incoherently defended loudly: "What does it matter if you are a child, a virgin or something! If I want to get rid of my virginity, there are many opportunities! It's just... just... that... this... What..."
Jiang Cheng reminded lightly: "Hey, your eyes are starting to wander around, virginity glasses."
"Jiang Chengsang, you idiot!!" After scolding such a sentence, Xin Ba Ha also turned around and left angrily.
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