Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 655: : Don’t always think that someone will help you who forgot to bring an umbrella when it rains…
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At this time, sitting at the end of the long table, the new Baja lens with a pen and paper in his hand flashed and glanced at Yamazaki: "Mr. Yamazaki, I heard that you are the Tucao clerk of the Shinsengumi, can you speak a little louder? Do you speak? 30 points."
Looking at Xin Ba Haw who was looking down and writing something on the paper, Yamazaki, who had not wiped off the blood on his face, hurriedly said, "No, what grades do you give me? Shin Ba Ha-jun?"
"Is this the end?" Shin Baha pushed the glasses on the bridge of his nose, the lenses flashed again and glanced at Yamazaki again, and said lightly: "If it was me, I would add another sentence. "I don't want to be preached by you who don't complain." "
Kagura covered her mouth and raised her eyebrows with a face of teasing and took over the words: "Oh, oh, oh, the rigid guy who works in the government is at this level~"
Hearing the sound, a blue vein suddenly burst out on Yamazaki's cheek, and at the same time, half of his face twitched uncontrollably, and he said unhappily: [What's going on? These guys are full of malice! I just want to mess up! no! I need to cheer up! hateful! The blood made my vision blurred...]
Looking at Yamazaki, who was carefully wiping the corners of her eyes with her fingers, Xiaoyu thoughtfully handed out a pack of tissues to him.
Looking at the tissue paper suddenly handed in front of him, Yamazaki was a little stunned, especially when he saw the owner of the hand that handed the tissue over, he was even more surprised.
"If you don't dislike it, please use this." Xiaoyu said.
【Little…Miss Xiaoyu! 】 Yamazaki was deeply moved.
"Are you okay? Do you need to call an ambulance?" Xiaoyu asked with concern.
At the same time as taking the tissue from Xiaoyu, Yamazaki hurriedly replied: "No, it's fine! I'm so sorry!"
Yamazaki, who took out a tissue and started wiping the blood on his face, was still full of emotion in his heart: [Sure enough, he is a gentle person, there is always a kind of gentleness that the girls in this work do not have, and I really feel like you …]
Yamazaki's heart hadn't finished moving when he suddenly heard Shi Shi's voice beside him.
"In general, a handkerchief should be handed here instead of a tissue, right? It can also be used to stop bleeding, Ala, that's weird, I heard you are a careful robot nanny, 45 points."
Looking at the fourteen who also started to score on paper when the Picky Mother-in-law mode was launched, Yamazaki complained wildly in his heart: [Why did you even start to score? ! ]
Fourteen shook his shoulders, closed his eyes and pretended to be helpless and continued: "After all, we are engaged in a job with constant new injuries, and we must deal with the wounds quickly. I thought you would ask the clerk to bring the first aid kit. ."
Speaking of which, Shi Shi opened one eye and glanced at Xiao Yu lightly.
【What's the point of stalking here! 】 Yamazaki complained again in his heart, 【Please don't do this kind of quarrel between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law! Deputy Chief! ]
At this time, Yinshi pointed at Shishi and looked at Yamazaki and said, "I'm sorry, clerk, that V-shaped bangs seem to have a head injury."
Yamazaki, who once again had blue veins on his face, gritted his teeth and reminded: "So didn't you say it all? I'm not a clerk! And it's me who is injured!"
Xin Ba Hao, who once again began to write something down on the paper, reminded in a faint voice: "It would be better to leave that rant just now to Hijikata-san."
【It's too difficult to answer! 】 Yamazaki gritted his teeth in his heart.
Songwu, who was repeatedly writing the Chinese character "kill" on the paper, said without raising his head, "Thiakata-san should have made a double rant just now, it's holding him back."
Fourteen patted the table, looked at Zongwu angrily and shouted, "Who are you grading?!"
"Hey, what have you been doing since just now?" Yin Shi's face showed a bit of impatience, "Do you have any opinion on our daughter?"
"Huh?" Shi Shi became unhappy in an instant, and retorted with a burst of blue veins: "You are the one, do you have any opinions?"
Looking at Gintoki and Shishi who started to pinch at some spiritual level without realizing it, Yamazaki thought helplessly: [It's really tense, there is no atmosphere of a blind date at all. ]
Seeing that the atmosphere in the room began to become a little heavier, Kondo stood up and waved his hands in a roundabout way: "Okay, everyone, calm down."
Just as Kondo had just finished speaking, the sliding door of the room was suddenly opened, and the voice of the waitress came in.
"It's been a while."
Seeing this, Kondo hurriedly said, "Everyone, the cooking is here!"
……
Yamazaki ignored the dishes on the table and the high-grade gasoline in front of Xiaoyu, and focused on the next development of the blind date.
【The opportunity is here! Change the subject! ]
Thinking, Yamazaki said nervously to the opposite Xiaoyu: "Tell me, talk about it, I met Miss Xiaoyu when I went shopping before, can you cook too?"
"Because I'm a robot nanny, I can do normal housework." Xiaoyu replied.
"That's right!" Kondo praised, then turned to look at Yamazaki, "What a capable little girl."
"Yes!" Yamazaki responded quickly, and at the same time he was overjoyed: [That's great! Then the atmosphere changed! ]
But before Yamazaki's "happy" finished, the picky mother-in-law 14 went online again, and I saw him say calmly: "Isn't it natural that a robot nanny can do this? And that's what he said, in fact You can only make potato stew, right?"
【Really! Why did you start to sting again! 】 Yamazaki complained in his heart.
"What do the members of the True Selection Group usually eat?" Xiaoyu asked.
"We usually eat in the canteen of the village," Yamazaki replied hurriedly, and then smiled a little embarrassedly, "But there's nothing delicious, I always eat ramen or something."
"Hey, it's here~" Yinshi leaned into Xiaoyu's ear, raised his eyebrows and glanced at Yamazaki and said deliberately, "What will he say next, "I really want to eat the cooking that Miss Xiaoyu made by herself~""
"Hey~" Kagura leaned into Xiaoyu's ear and deliberately said with the same gesture of silver time, "It's really old-fashioned~"
Seeing the performance of the two, several black lines appeared in the corners of Yamazaki's eyes, and he complained again in his heart: [So it's too difficult to answer! ]
Xin Ba Ha, who was still writing something to himself on the paper, said lightly, "It's too difficult to answer. Did you just use the spit? It seems that the vocabulary is really lacking."
【Why can you even read it in your heart! And it's too harsh! ]
"Too harsh...well, this is the first time this has appeared, so I can add a point."
Kondo leaned into Yamazaki's ear, who was shaking with anger, and whispered, "If this is the case, don't say "I want to eat your own cooking" or something like that. "
"There's no way," Zongwu started to make a move and suggested out loud, "Then skip a step and say "I really want to eat Miss Xiaoyu". "
【Too much skipping! ! 】 Yamazaki looked at Sogo and Kondo with black lines all over his head, and at the same time complained wildly in his heart: 【How casual are your kicking suggestions! I was blocked, I finally saw hope...]
Just when Yamazaki was upset and didn't know what to do, Xiaoyu's sudden words broke the awkward situation in front of her.
"It will be nutritionally unbalanced. If you don't mind, please come to our store next time, and I will cook for you."
Looking at Xiaoyu sitting opposite, Yamazaki was very moved: [Miss Xiaoyu——! ! She took care of my situation and took the initiative to propose! ]
"Really, really?" Yamazaki asked in surprise.
Xiaoyu nodded lightly: "Well, I will fully consider nutritional balance, and eating it will definitely make you full of energy."
Moved to the point where the tears flowed from the corners of his eyes, Yamazaki clenched his fists and raised his face, thinking to himself: [Miss Xiaoyu! In this vortex full of malice, only you are the light that illuminates me! ]
"I did it! Yamazaki!" Kondo praised Yamazaki.
"I did it!" Yamazaki, who couldn't stop the tears, was moved, "I feel that my whole heart is full, and I can't hold any more food."
"Then let's eat." Ginshi said casually as he picked up a plate of fresh sea bream sashimi and pulled it on his plate.
"No, it's just a metaphor!"
"Xiaoyu, how are you? Why don't you just show them a hand right now." Yinshi continued.
"Oh!" Kondo exclaimed in surprise.
"Hey? Can I do it now?" Yamazaki looked at Xiaoyu expectantly.
"Well, dinner has been prepared in advance." Xiaoyu nodded lightly.
"Then, please, please!" Yamazaki replied quickly, and then his whole face was filled with indescribable happiness, commonly known as --cherry's delusion.
【Ah ~ happiness ~ it’s like a dream ~ I didn’t expect to be able to taste the cooking made by Miss Xiaoyu so soon ~ what do I eat...]
Before the fantasy was over, Yamazaki was suddenly interrupted by the sound of vomiting from Xiaoyu's side.
Looking at Xiao Yu who was holding an electric baking pan with her mouth open and making a "spit--" sound, Yamazaki suddenly became expressionless.
Looking at Kondo and the others, who were also expressionless in front of them, Gintoki explained lightly: "Please rest assured, our Xiaoyu takes the ingredients into her body and makes dishes inside her body. It won't become what everyone thinks. It's alright."
Σ_(???"∠)vomit...
After spitting up, Xiaoyu raised her head and wiped the gasoline from the corner of her mouth, and said aloud: "It's done... it's done. Please use it, this is a character burn."
Looking at the inexplicable mosaic of green and yellow objects in the electric baking pan pushed in front of him, Yamazaki was just silent.
"Oh, it's monjayaki, it looks delicious." Gintoki said casually while eating the sea bream sashimi on his plate.
The Kagura, who was holding the plate and ate, put down the empty plate and took over the words with a smile: "I made it better than usual today, because the other party is Mr. Yamazaki, so I'm more attentive?"
Looking at Kagura, who once again picked up a plate of untouched dishes, Ginshi raised his eyebrows and replied, "Hey, don't tease her again, motherfucker."
Xiaoyu raised her hand to make a gesture of please and said aloud: "Please don't be too polite."
Yamazaki, holding a small shovel, lowered his head and murmured in response: "Ah, well... I said, Miss Xiaoyu, is this... letter burning?"
【Does the text burn? Huh? Is it text burning? Ahhh! It's text burning! Burn the text? Huh? Is letter burning this kind of mosaic? ]
Looking at Yamazaki holding a small shovel with his head lowered, his face constantly sweating and his expression unsightly, Xiaoyu wondered: "What's wrong? Is it stomach discomfort?"
"No no no!" Yamazaki quickly waved his hand in defense, "I just want to keep it firmly in my mind!"
Yamazaki began to comfort himself in his heart: [Hey—! If this goes on like this, Miss Xiaoyu will be sad! Calm down for sure! Doesn't the character burn look a bit like that? It doesn't matter, Miss Xiaoyu won't do that kind of thing, but the shovel doesn't follow orders! Who... who is going to save me! ]
"Hey, wait."
Looking at Shi Shi, who made a sound at this critical moment, Yamazaki showed a look of emotion, [Deputy Chief...]
"Look at what you're doing? It's outrageous," said Fourteen, taking a bottle of mayonnaise out of his sleeve, and then, under Yamazaki's eyes, took care of himself. Drizzled a whole bottle of mayonnaise on the "Monja", "No mayonnaise was added."
【Not this problem! ! 】Yamazaki complained again in his heart, and then suddenly thought of something, and said quickly: "It feels a little wasteful to eat alone, let's come together..."
But before he finished speaking, Yamazaki suddenly found that Kondo and Sogo's plates were already filled with the "monjayaki" they had just made by themselves.
"It's fine, we've done it ourselves." Sogo and Kondo, who had not wiped off their saliva, said at the same time.
【That's just vomit! ! ]
"Mr. Yamazaki, is it still not to your liking?" Xiaoyu asked.
"No no no! It's not like that!" Yamazaki quickly waved his hand in defense, then smiled a little embarrassedly, and said bravely: "I just think it's too wasteful, ah, by the way... can you take it back? I want to taste it slowly at home."
When the silver just finished vomiting, he covered his mouth and handed the vomit bag he just vomited to Yamazaki and said, "Since you like it so much, take this one with you."
Looking at Gintoki who had just finished vomiting in front of him and Kagura who was still spitting into the vomit bag, Yamazaki groaned loudly, pulling his neck: "As a result, all of you are vomiting! Am I the garbage disposal specialist? !”
Xinba Haw once again reminded lightly: "Mr. Yamazaki, it's more like vomiting in the spit... Σ_(???"∠) Vomit..."
Looking at Xinbaha who suddenly started to vomit into the vomit bag in the middle of his speech, Yamazaki spit out his bloodshot eyes frantically: "Hey-!! This is absolutely vomit! It's vomit, this! "
As soon as he finished speaking, Yamazaki suddenly heard the sound of the sliding door being opened from the side. He followed the sound and saw that Xiaoyu walked to the door and opened the sliding door at some point.
"I'm going to get a cool breeze."
After leaving such a sentence, Xiaoyu stepped out and closed the door.
At this time, several parents got up at the same time and walked out at the same time.
"Let's go, I'll leave it to the two young people. Let's all get in the way." Gintoki said casually as he walked.
Yamazaki, who was left behind, slapped the table and turned on the frantic complaining mode: "It's really time to go!! You guys really didn't do anything except get in the way!!"
……
On the street.
"Well, Yinsang, is this all right?" Xin Baha said while walking with his head down, "Miss Xiaoyu still looks a little lost."
"Who knows." Yin Shi picked his nostrils and responded casually.
"As expected, it's because of Jiang Chengsang..." Xin Baha lowered his head and muttered.
"Cut, that **** uncle!" Kagura spat in disdain.
Tick tock!
Ginto stopped when he felt something~IndoMTL.com~ raised his head and stared at the dead fish to the dark sky.
"It's raining..." Said, Yin Shi quickened his pace, "Hey, if you two don't want to get wet, hurry up! No one will bring an umbrella for you today!"
"Oh! I forgot to bring an umbrella because it was cloudy!" Kagura was surprised, and then trotted quickly.
"Yetu is really troublesome, because it's cloudy that I forgot to take an umbrella or something..." Xin Ba Haw quickened his pace and silently complained, but then he suddenly thought of something and looked at him with some doubts. When I got to silver, "But then again, what do you mean by no one holding an umbrella for us today?"
"No, it's nothing." Yin Shi's tone was casual, "Anyway, go back quickly."
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