Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 656: : Things that are accustomed to do not change easily!

It was raining without interruption.

On the muddy field road, there were only two little guys with bruised noses and swollen faces and dirty bodies. It was unclear whether they were supporting each other or pushing each other.

These two are Xiao Gaoshan, who skipped class from Matsushita Village School to fight today, and Gintoki who also skipped class after finding out that Takasugi was skipping class.

"Hey, it's really not good~"

After hearing Jiang Cheng's slightly flat voice coming from the front, Gintoki and Takasugi tacitly stopped at the same time, pushed each other, and then turned their faces away and spat at the same time.

"What, did Songyang ask you to arrest someone again?" Yin Shi curled his lips in disdain.

Holding an umbrella in one hand and stroking the chubby belly with the other, Jiang Cheng, who still had a toothpick in his mouth, replied casually, "What do you say? How could I possibly do this? That kind of troublesome thing. You know it's not just the two of you who skip class, it just happened to happen. Hiccup~"

Looking at Jiang Cheng's chubby belly and the oil stains on the corners of his mouth, Gintoki and Takasugi became expressionless at the same time.

"But speaking of it..." Jiang Cheng suddenly thought of something again, raised his face and closed his eyes to think, and said while thinking, "Songyang seems to have said that I should look for the two of you. Yes, no, I seem to have said it, and I don't seem to have said it again. It's strange..."

Yin Shi complained with contempt: "I think you were just attracted by the smell of the rice when you came out to arrest people..."

"Oh! It's very possible!" Jiang Cheng widened his eyes and praised.

"It's very likely that you're tall!" Yin Shibai pointed his finger at Jiang Cheng and complained angrily, "That oil stain on the belly and the corners of the mouth is already hard evidence! You are too powerful! You are attracted by that kind of thing. Are you an idiot?!"

"Wait, Yinshi." Gao Shan suddenly thought of something again, and raised his hand to interrupt Yinshi's words, "Just now Jiang Cheng said that it was not just the two of us who skipped class, and he was assigned by Songyang, So...that means there are others who also skipped class."

"Hey? Is there any? Who is it?" Jiang Cheng asked suspiciously.

Takasugi holding her forehead: "Ah, this guy is undoubtedly an idiot..."

"Anyway, Songyang seems to have said, "If you find a few of them..."..." After saying this, Jiang Cheng slowly came to Gintoki and Takasugi, imitating Songyang's usual expression, and narrowed his eyes And raised a small fist, ""Bring this to them...""

Boom! Bang!

After two times, the unconscious Takasugi and Gintoki rolled their eyes and fell into Mother Earth's arms.

"Ah, maybe I didn't say it." Jiang Cheng opened his eyes and continued towards the two of them.

"You bastard!!" Yin Shi, who woke up from a brief coma, roared at Jiang Chengbai, who was in front of him.

"Don't worry, Yinshi." Jiang Cheng waved his hand and replied disapprovingly, then chuckled, "I brought what Songyang asked me to bring with me! Especially with this power! "

"This is the last thing I don't need..." Takasugi half-squinted her eyes, with blue veins jumping at the corners of her eyes, "And then... why does it feel more painful than Songyang's knocking? Have you really compared the power? ?"

"Ah, it doesn't feel much the same." Jiang Cheng answered casually as he touched the four bags on top of his head that had not yet completely disappeared.

"Is this guy's head really alright?" Takasugi turned his face and asked Ginshi beside him, "Is this to test the power of smashing yourself?"

"Speaking of which, do you two want to test it for me?" Jiang Cheng squatted down and looked at the two of them, grinning brightly, "I feel like if it was you, you could definitely test it for me. The strength is strong, so that next time I can give you what Songyang asked me to bring to you without error."

"The devil wants it!!" Yin Shibai roared with white eyes.

"Huh~" Jiang Cheng complained, "It's clearly for the two of you~"

"Where?!" Gintoki roared again.

"Well, it's time to go back." Jiang Cheng stretched out his hand and tugged at Yinshi's dirty hair, ignoring Yinshi's pain and shouting, he pulled Yinshi out of the ground like a radish. came out.

When the silver was pulled out, he covered his head and shouted, "Can't you pull it anywhere else?! Tears of pain came out!"

"Calm down, Yinshi." Jiang Cheng pointed at Takasugi, who had been pulled out and fell into a coma because of his exhaustion. "Tao Zai didn't say a word of pain."

"No, he's already passed out and can't cry out even if it hurts."

"Why?"

"Why are you so tall! Of course it's because he used up all his strength today!" Just after saying that, Gintoki started to fight with his eyelids for no reason, slowly closed his eyes and fell into a coma.

Looking at Gintoki and Takasugi, who were also in the mud and fell into a coma, Jiang Cheng sighed helplessly and shook his head: "Hey~ Songyang didn't say I needed to drag the two of you back. If I had known earlier, I should have changed the wig that I went to help you with after the aftermath. I always feel that it is easier over there~”

Of course, even if he complained like this, Jiang Cheng leaned down and reluctantly carried the two of them up, covering them one by one like a quilt and carrying them on his back.

"Really," Jiang Cheng raised his head and glanced at the still gloomy sky, and muttered unhappily, "In this weather, even if you skip class, you should bring an umbrella, idiots. ."

Speaking, Jiang Cheng turned around and started slowly towards Matsushita Village School...

Thinking of this, Yin Shi stopped and once again looked at the sky that began to rain uninterruptedly. After being stunned for a long time, he finally heard Xin Baji who was standing under the eaves of the convenience store to hide from the rain. Uninterrupted shouting, and so came back to God.

"...Yin Sang, Yin Sang, come and hide here."

Looking at Shin Baha, who kept shouting at him, and Kagura standing beside him, Gintoki raised the corner of his mouth slightly and walked over quickly.

"That guy... Sure enough, it's better for an umbrella than a sword or something like that."

"That guy?" Shinba was puzzled.

"Who?" Kagura asked.

"No, it's nothing." Yinshi turned around and looked at the sky again, "And now, I probably understand what happened to the bag on his head at that time."

"Huh? What are you talking about?" Shin Baha still looked puzzled.

"Is the natural curling aggravated because of the rain?"

"Probably suffered for the three "bad" students who skipped class." Yin Shi murmured, "and his own share."

"Shinhaha! Ambulance!" Kagura shouted at Shinhaha with a dignified expression, "Gin-chan is dead, Aru! At least let him dissect his organs before he dies and sell them. , as the fixed fund of the Master's House in the future, Aru!"

Ignoring Kagura's tricks, Yinshi directly picked up an umbrella from the storage area where three umbrellas were placed beside him, opened it, and stepped into the rain.

"Let's go, you two, and, take back what I just said, no one helped hold an umbrella today..."

"Yin Sang!" Xin Ba Hao hurriedly reminded, "That one belongs to someone else! You can't just take it away! It's very incompetent!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Shin Baha suddenly realized that Kagura had also picked up an umbrella from the umbrella frame and held it up.

"Kagura-chan! No way! That's someone else's!"

"Take it, old man." Gintoki said without looking back, "You can just return it later, and return to Yoshihara."

He picked up an umbrella and trotted to Shinhachi of Gintoki and Kagura and said, "What are you saying inexplicable? Even if you want to, put it back in place, right?"

Ginshi didn't answer, still as usual, with the little finger of the other hand digging the nostril, staring at the "forward" with the eyes of the dead fish with no energy...

……

On the other side, it's still in that splendid Japanese-style mansion.

"Miss Xiaoyu—Miss Xiaoyu—"

Yamazaki was in the backyard, shouting and looking for Xiaoyu's figure everywhere.

[It sucks, let alone let her notice me, it turned out like this. 】Yamazaki, who was trotting in the backyard in the rain, looking for Xiaoyu's figure everywhere, couldn't bear it.

Just after thinking about it, Yamazaki suddenly tripped over a stone under his feet and fell to the ground with his face down.

After a two-second pause, Yamazaki propped on the floor and slowly got up and then thought: [No, no, let her notice me or something... blind dates or something... These things don't matter at all..." At that time, I was refreshed because of your words", just tell her this sentence. Can't even say such a simple sentence, and even hurt her, I'm really bad...]

At this moment, Xiaoyu's voice came from above Yamazaki.

"What are you doing in a place like this? Yamazaki-san? You'll catch a cold."

Looking up and looking at Xiaoyu who was holding an oil-paper umbrella, Yamazaki was a little flustered for a while, and hurriedly took a few steps back and said, "Little Xiao...Miss Xiaoyu!"

"I'm really sorry, but I left on such an important occasion." Xiaoyu slowly approached Yamazaki and apologized.

“Hey…”

"I remembered an important thing. I just went to prepare the materials. Please wait a moment." Xiaoyu explained, then turned around and crouched down and started to vomit.

Aw...

Aw...

Aw...

"Wait...Wait, Miss Xiaoyu?" Yamazaki hurriedly stepped forward to check Xiaoyu's condition.

"Cough cough..." Xiaoyu said without turning her head after spitting, "I don't know if it was successful or not..."

Speaking, Xiaoyu turned around and handed the red bean bread dipped in gasoline to Yamazaki and then said, "Please use it, Mr. Yamazaki's words must be it, right?"

Yamazaki was inexplicably stunned.

"Sure enough, Mr. Yamazaki's words are very suitable for red bean bread." Xiaoyu continued softly, "The law enforcement officer who is not known by people to protect the society, although his work has not been seen, but don't forget that there will be someone in a certain The place is watching you."

Seeing Yamazaki who took the red bean bread and stood up without saying a word, Xiaoyu quickly asked, "Mr. Yamazaki? Did I make another mistake..."

"No," Yamazaki shook his head lightly, then smiled and thanked softly: "Thank you, Miss Xiaoyu, I've recovered my spirits."

Looking at Yamazaki who ate a mouthful of red bean bread with a smile on his face, Xiaoyu's face also showed a bit of a smile: "That's great, then let's go back."

"No, it's alright. It's all worked out."

"However, the relationship between Gintoki-sama and Shinsengumi..."

"It doesn't matter, there is this supervisor, Yamazaki, who is monitoring the Shinsengumi."

Looking at Yamazaki, who grinned and squinted, and saluted with his hands in front of his forehead like a primary school student, Xiaoyu bowed: "Please work hard."

"Hi!" Yamazaki took another bite of the red bean bread after replying plausibly.

But this time, Yamazaki just started chewing and suddenly froze for a moment and opened his bloodshot eyes, especially after seeing the mosaic filling in the red bean bread in his hand, he vomited wildly.

"Pfft!!"

After spitting up, Yamazaki wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth, and before he could say anything, he suddenly realized... Xiaoyu in front of him was vomited by himself just now.

"Then...then what..." Yamazaki twitched the corners of his mouth, his face covered in black lines covered with cold sweat, "That's...the letter burn I gave in return..."

At this moment, Xiao Yucai mechanically raised her head and picked up the mop she pulled out from nowhere~IndoMTL.com~ Anyway, after this, there was an uninterrupted roar in the backyard of the mansion And... Yamazaki's screams.

……

"Go back." Jiang Cheng raised his eyes and glanced at Yue Yong who was standing on the fence, and reminded him casually.

"Oh." After responding, Yueyong retracted the Kunai in her sleeves and jumped off the wall.

Looking at Yueyong who was still wearing a formal suit, Jiang Cheng said helplessly: "I said, what are you doing now wearing such clothes?"

After saying that, Jiang Cheng turned around and left slowly.

"It's already Yoshihara's formal dress day!" Yueyong defended loudly, and then trotted to catch up with Jiang Cheng, who was very skillful and got under the umbrella. At the same time, he folded his hands and hummed lightly and changed the subject. "You're the one, obviously you don't care, but you ended up in this kind of place in the end."

"No, it's just because the machine (game equipment) suddenly went on strike, so I came to see someone who knows it." Jiang Cheng replied casually.

"Sure enough, even a man like you will do it when it's time to do it."

"Hey, it's too close." Jiang Cheng showed a look of disgust and complained: "When you just went to the convenience store to buy an umbrella, couldn't you buy one for yourself?"

"What..." Yueyong turned her face away and said bravely, "I forgot to bring my wallet, because I changed clothes or something..."

"Hey—" Jiang Cheng deliberately made a long note, curled the corners of his mouth and said, "Isn't the head you forgot to bring?"

"Wash the inside!!"

(Xiaoyu blind date, finished.)

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