Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 660: : In the eyes of people with unusual words and deeds, your words and deeds are also unusual.

Looking at Jiang Cheng, who was lying on the ground and enjoying the intimate massage service of two bank staff ladies, the red-haired Mo Xigan (the one who was suspected to be the leader) suddenly became angry and raised his hand. rifle and loaded.

"Wait a minute, you guys can stop a little bit," Jiang Cheng turned to his side, resting his face with one hand and waving his other hand, his words were full of complaints, "What is a suspicious behavior? I What is suspicious about his actions?"

"No, no matter how you look at it, it's a suspicious move, right?" a Mohican said, "We're robbing a bank. No matter how you look at it, that's not what you should do at this time, right?"

Jiang Cheng snorted softly and said, "No, maybe my actions are a little suspicious to you, but for me, my actions are not suspicious at all! It's just the same as usual!"

"Who believes!"

"Although I don't want to admit it." Gintoki, who was lying on the ground with one hand on his cheek, said casually while flipping through a JUMP book he didn't know where he found: "But what this guy said Really, that is indeed his normal behavior."

Hearing the sound, the Mohican turned around and looked at the red-haired Mohican and said, "Brother, although the fire is big, if it's normal behavior, there's no reason to shoot."

"Ah, although the fire is big, but everyone has testified, then forget it." The red-haired Mohawk nodded, but then suddenly reacted, "Wait! What about you?! You are also called Suspicious behavior! Looking at JUMP leisurely in this situation can be regarded as suspicious behavior!"

"Well, that's right." Jiang Cheng nodded, then narrowed his eyes and revealed a smile, "So there's nothing wrong with dragging him out and crashing."

"You bastard!!" Yin Shi instantly froze, got up and pulled Jiang Cheng's collar, and cursed bitterly with his blue veins bursting: "I've spoken to you! You **** should help too. Let me talk! This is my normal state! This is a normal behavior for me!"

"Who are you?"

"Do you still want to play like this in this situation?!"

Seeing Gintoki and Jiang Cheng arguing with each other by their collars and gnashing their teeth, several Moxigans present hurriedly raised their guns and rushed towards them.

"Stop it! Did you forget what you just said so quickly?!" the red-haired Mohican shouted.

"This is also a normal behavior," Yueyong breathed out a cigarette and said, "When these two idiots are together, this is a normal behavior."

"Big brother, look..." A mohawk looked back at the red-haired mohawk.

"Then there's no way," the red-haired Mohican put away his gun, "since it's a normal behavior, there's no way, but can you two be quieter?"

Pfft! ×2

Plop! ×2

In an understatement, he threw out the two Yueyongs that were stuck in the back of Jiang Cheng and Yinshi's heads, and took a cigarette again.

After watching the blood flow and twitching from time to time, Gintoki and Jiang Cheng, and Yueyong, who seemed to be nothing at the side, fell to the ground. The entire bank hall...was silent.

Including the robber, everyone stared at Yue Yong who was still smoking with wide eyes in horror.

After noticing the slightly subtle atmosphere because of herself, Yueyong raised her eyes and glanced at the mohawks, and said casually: "This is my normal behavior."

"Big brother, this woman..."

Before the younger brother finished speaking, he was slapped on the head by the red-haired Mohigan.

"Shut up for me!" The red-haired Moxigan reprimanded, then touched the back of his head and slapped haha, "Hahaha, it looks like it's just a normal behavior, since it's very normal If you act like you, there is nothing you can do, ahaha..."

“Hey! Hold me a second!!”×2

Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi, who were still bleeding from the back of their heads, got up at the same time and spoke angrily at the same time.

"Why doesn't this stinky woman have to prove!" Jiang Cheng pointed at Yue Yongbai and said with dissatisfaction.

"This woman's behavior just now is abnormal in every way!" Gintoki retorted angrily.

"Shut up you two!!" The red-haired Moxie snapped with wide eyes, "I just thought about the possibility that she might be a ninja or something! For a ninja, just take out such a Two kunai is a normal behavior!"

“Who are you lying to?!”×2

"Shut up! I said it was a normal move!" the red-haired Mohican shouted loudly.

Pfft! ×2

Plop! ×2

Yue Yong, who once again knocked down Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi with Kunai, smoked the pipe leisurely once again.

"Let me just say it? Big sister is definitely just a normal behavior." The red-haired Mo Xigan said quickly, "There is absolutely nothing abnormal. By the way, is big sister really a ninja?"

Hearing the sound, Yueyong raised her eyes and glanced coldly at the red-haired Mohigan, and said coldly, "Hey, as bank robbers, your actions are very unusual now..."

Hearing the sound, all the robbers were startled at the same time, and their hairs stood on end.

"Hey, don't be too harsh, Yueyue..." Jiang Cheng complained as he got up, "It's the first time for these children to look at them. As adults, you should be considerate of them."

"That's right, everyone has their first time." After Gintoki got up, he folded his hands and nodded in agreement, "As a mature adult, how can you not even make such a small mistake? What about tolerance?"

Yue Yong snorted coldly and said nothing.

At the same time, all the robbers looked at Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi with moved faces.

"Sa Sa, let's continue," Jiang Cheng lay down again and put his pillow on the lap of the bank clerk, "I will supervise you well, so keep up the good work."

“Hi!”×n

【What are these idiots doing? ! 】 Shi Shi frantically complained in his heart, 【Why did you suddenly become some kind of guide? ! By the way, why did the Mohicans start to get together and discuss it? And why do you want to pull up that natural volume and discuss it together? ! ]

"Thanks for the guidance!"

All Mohicans saluted Yinshi at the same time and watched Yinshi return to the hostages.

【It has really become a guide! ! 】 Fourteen complained again in his heart.

"No," Yin Shi, who just sat down, seemed to have thought of something, frowning and muttering to himself, "No, no, there is always something wrong."

"What's wrong?" the red-haired Mohican hurriedly asked, "Is there anything wrong with the guidance just now?"

"No, it has nothing to do with that," Yinshi waved his hand, then leaned into Jiang Cheng's ear and said in a low voice, "Have you noticed too? Now there is someone here who has behaved abnormally from the beginning. ."

"If you say that, there is indeed a person who behaves very abnormally." Jiang Cheng sat up, folded his arms and nodded, "It's completely different from his usual behavior!"

"Yeah, that's right," Gintoki nodded with his hands clasped together. "In normal times, he is obviously a person with a strong sense of justice, but today's behavior is indeed very abnormal compared to normal."

"Is there?!" The red-haired Moxie was surprised and asked quickly, "Is there really a guy with abnormal behavior here?!"

"Of course, it's unusual from the moment I walk in."

Speaking, Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi reached out and patted Shi Shi's shoulders at the same time.

"Right? Liu Haijun Tufang Jun?"

Looking at the almost identical smiles on the faces of the two, Fourteen had the urge to draw a knife and hack them to death.

"Is that you?!" With that said, the red-haired Mohigan aimed his rifle at Fourteen's forehead, and said bitterly, "What an arrogant guy! I just said that there can't be any Did you hear something unusual?!"

"No, I'm just..."

Fourteen wanted to defend himself, but the red-haired Mohican didn't give him the chance, so he could not help but pull the trigger.

Looking at Ginshi and Jiang Cheng, who looked like they were nothing but indifferent, Shi Shi gritted his teeth as if he had made up his mind in his heart, and stood up with the muzzle of his rifle. .

"Wait for me first..." After getting up, Fourteen, with a dark face, took out his police card from his chest, and then pretended to be calm and said, "Do you know this thing?"

Looking at the words "Shogunate Special Armed Police - Shinsengumi" on the cover of the certificate, the red-haired Mo Xigan turned pale in shock, took two steps back and panicked: "Police... Police card?! Do you mean... ...!!"

Fourteen lit a cigarette and said lightly with a chuckle, "I'm Shizuo Hijikata, deputy head of the Shinsengumi team. It's a pity that your plan has long been grasped by the police. This... this The bank has been surrounded by the Shinsengumi. As long as I send out a signal, I will attack in one fell swoop and capture you all alive."

At this time, in the Shinsengumi group, Kondo and Sogo, who had nothing to do because they were not on duty, were dressed in casual clothes and were playing games boredly.

And the door of the bank is also empty...

"If you don't want to die, put down your weapons and surrender. I won't hurt you." After speaking, Shi Shi took a deep breath and exhaled his cigarette, while praying in his heart: [Please! Please believe me! Hurry up and be fooled! ]

At this time, all the bank robbers really believed in the flicker of Hu Fang Shiyou.

"But... Damn! I didn't expect it to be leaked to the police!" The red-haired Mo Xigan held his head in disbelief.

"What should I do?!" A certain Moxigan's younger brother knelt on the ground and pounded the floor hard, exclaiming bitterly, "If we are the enemy of that chopping group, we have no chance of winning!"

Seeing that all the staff believed in their own Mohican, Shi Shi was overjoyed: [I got hooked! ! ]

But at this moment, the two men got up and walked slowly towards a group of Mohicans who were in collapse.

"Calm down, how can the first time go so smoothly?" Jiang Cheng said aloud, "This is just a very common accident that will happen in your first employment, and you are normal." /

"That's right," Yinshi nodded and took over, "and besides, how could it be so easy to get in? Don't forget that you still have us hostages!"

【Which side are you on? ! 】 Fourteen's bloodshot eyes widened, staring at the two of them stubbornly.

Yin Shi continued on his own: "If they can really do it, they should have killed the hostages before they were caught, which means they haven't arrived here due to some factors. Understood. ?"

After saying that, Gintoki patted the red-haired Mohawk on the shoulder.

"So... so it is!"

Looking at the energetic Yinshi chatting with the red-haired Mo Xigan, Shi Shi complained again in his heart: [It's not the attitude of a hostage at all! What kind of posture are you using to talk to him! ]

"Also, since you have the courage to choose such a career, fighting against those rotten scumbags is commonplace." Jiang Cheng patted the red-haired Mohawk on the other shoulder, "I am so afraid of that kind of thing. How can this thing be a bank robber?"

【Who is the rotten note? ! Who is that kind of thing? ! 】 Fourteen cursed in his heart.

"After all, it's the first time. It's understandable that I didn't make such preparations. Don't be too harsh, my son." Yin Shi said.

【So what is your identity? ! 】 Fourteen complained again in his heart.

Jiang Cheng argues with reason: "But if he is not harsh at all, he may become the kind of worthless robber who fears the police all his life! Does it matter?!"

【Both of you, give me a little more than enough! ]

"Don't worry, I haven't finished yet, what I say next is important." After speaking, Gintoki looked at the robber again, pinched his chin and said, "But even though I say that, It’s only a matter of time before the police arrive. If you want to escape, you can only do it now, but carrying a bunch of hostages will get in the way. As for the hostages, it’s enough to bring someone who can best restrain the police. That is to say…”

The robbers who reacted at the same time looked at XIV with a look of joy.

"Ah! It's enough to take him as a police officer!" ×n

【Wait for me! ! 】 Fourteen exclaimed in his heart.

"Yalieyalie, I really have you." Jiang Cheng chuckled and shook his head, "I lost this time."

"Where, I just play normally occasionally." Yin Shi replied with a chuckle.

【These two bastards! ! 】The two were so angry that they trembled and clenched their fists and cursed in their hearts!

……

"Bye bye~ Liu Haijun~" Before going out, Jiang Cheng smiled and waved at Shi Shi, and then looked at the group of robbers, "And you have to cheer up~"

"Oh!"×n

"Let's go, Yueyue." Jiang Cheng was the first to step out of the door of the bank.

Walking at the last moment of a group of hostages, walking towards the door while saying: "I will handle the next thing, and leave the rest to you."

"Thank you so much!" All the robbers bowed to Yinshi at the same time.

The fourteen hearts, who were pointed at by a group of Mohicans at gunpoint, were scolded: [Thank you for your size! This man is about to become the boss of a gang of robbers! ]

"You too, Hijikata-kun, don't worry about what's going to happen next." Yin Shi, who had just reached the door of the bank, stopped in his footsteps, turned his head and curled his lips into a sinister smile, holding the lottery ticket between his fingers towards Ten Four waved, "I'll take care of everything..."

Looking at the lottery ticket in Yin Shi's hand, Shi Shi was shocked, and then quickly groped on his body, and the result...

【Then...that bastard! ! Sure enough, he found it! 】Fourteen exclaimed in surprise.

Yinshi started again and walked briskly towards the door of the bank, with a relaxed expression on his face.

【Goodbye, you rotten policeman who doesn’t know people’s money, I will buy you a bunch of funeral flowers with 300 yuan out of 300 million li, so you can sleep in peace forever. ]

At this time, Shi Shi Ji was born with wisdom, or he broke the jar, pointed at Yin Shi with a black face and shouted: "Wait! Wait for me! That guy... has 300 million in his body!"

Ginshi ~IndoMTL.com~, who turned around, let out a surprised voice: "Huh?"

However, it wasn't just Gintoki who acted strangely, but Yueyong who stepped out of the bank's gate.

"I didn't." Yue Yong stopped and turned around and said coldly.

"No, I didn't say you." Shi Shi replied silently, "I'm just talking about the natural scroll."

Seeing the puzzled look on Jiang Cheng's face next to her, Yueyong took the lead and said lightly, "I'm just afraid that others will misunderstand me that I have so much money. After all, it would be quite troublesome to be misunderstood by others."

"No, it's okay if you don't explain."

……

On the way to Akihabara, Yueyong sneaked glances at Jiang Cheng from time to time, as if observing something.

"Hey, are you finished yet?" Jiang Cheng complained.

"Cough, it's nothing." Yueyong pretended to clear her throat calmly, "Didn't you just say you wanted to withdraw money?"

"Ah, that," said Jiang Cheng, taking out his wallet, "already taken."

"When?! Too soon?!"

"Just as I was leaving the bank, I asked the lady at the counter to take it out for me."

"This is... so."

"Speaking of which, Yueyue..." Jiang Cheng squeezed his chin and looked suspiciously at the mountain beside him.

"What's wrong?"

"That..." Jiang Cheng was about to speak, but then swallowed what he wanted to say, and thought to himself: [No, this kind of question seems a bit rude... Why don't you ask. ]

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