Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 662: : Sexual Transformation (1)
Someday...
Jiang Cheng, who was walking on the streets of Kabukicho in a bored manner with his little finger in his ear, was suddenly attracted by the panicked voice of a passerby.
Jiang Cheng, who stopped in his tracks, casually glanced at the panicked expressions of passersby around him, then followed the gaze of all passers-by and raised his head to look over.
After seeing the huge purple ball of light that was slowly descending from the sky, Jiang Cheng took out his little finger and blew it, while pouting the corner of his mouth and complaining in a low voice, "What on earth are you doing in the daytime? Whose? Did the fireworks fail? Seriously, I'll have to wait until night to play with this kind of thing."
Speaking, Jiang Cheng reached out and pulled out the umbrella around his waist and propped it up, and his expression became indifferent.
However, to Jiang Cheng's surprise, it doesn't seem to be the fireworks that failed to launch...
Accompanied by a loud bang, which is not a loud noise, a very dazzling purple light suddenly exploded. It seems that... it did not cause any harm to the human body, nor did it cause any damage to the ground buildings.
"What is it..." Jiang Cheng put away his umbrella and muttered, "Well, forget it, let's go back quickly. Thirty minutes of walking is enough. I have been in my room for a month without any problems."
After saying that, Jiang Cheng dragged a large piece of the kimono on the ground, as if nothing had happened, and started again and walked slowly towards Yoshihara.
But just after walking a few steps, Jiang Cheng was suddenly attracted by a man with a ponytail who slammed his forehead into the roadside window.
Bang! !
Seeing the man who smashed the glass window and was hit with blood on his forehead, Jiang Cheng stepped forward and raised his arm to pat the man on the shoulder.
But... something that surprised Jiang Cheng happened, because even if he stood on tiptoe, Jiang Cheng's hand could only touch the opponent's back at most.
【Isn't the current kid's nutrition too good? 】Jiang Cheng complained silently in his heart, and then simply patted the back of the ponytail brother in front of him.
At the same time, the other hand stretched out and patted the shoulder of the ponytail guy.
"Hey, little brother, what are you doing? You will get hurt." Jiang Cheng asked at the same time as the person who patted his shoulder.
Hearing the sound, Little Brother Ponytail—that is, Yagyu Jiubei who had an unfamiliar stick on his body, referred to as Yagyu Jiubei for short, turned around with white eyes and knocked off the hand on his shoulder.
"I'm not a little brother! I'm..." Before Kubei finished speaking, he suddenly realized that his hand seemed to be touching something soft.
After seeing where his hand was touching, Kubing Guard quickly removed his hand and apologized to the woman in front of him: "Hold, sorry!"
Being between the two, Jiang Cheng, who looked up at the two mountain peaks, thought to himself: [It's not surprising, but after all, it's not only a kid, but even a girl's nutrition is not bad, this Are women on the volleyball team? ]
"Huh? What are you talking about?" The woman who just patted Kubei's shoulder—that is, after the gender reversal, there is something missing and a little more silver on her body, collectively referred to as Yin... No, silver Doubtfully, "Didn't you just touch the man's chest?"
Jubei was a little surprised: "But what's the elasticity just now, and I seem to have heard the voices of two people just now."
"Huh? Elastic? Two people?" Yinzi showed a strange expression on his face, and at the same time reached out his hand to touch his chest and looked down, "strange, what is this?"
Two seconds later, Ginko and Jubei thought of something at the same time. Half of their faces twitched in the same way, and they looked at each other in cold sweat.
"Although the height is indeed a little tall," Jiang Cheng said with a chuckle at this time, "but they are indeed a good pair of Europeans."
Hearing the sound, Jubei and Ginko looked down at the same time, and when they saw a man with orange-red hair, an ill-fitting kimono dragging behind them, who was standing in the middle of the two, with a proud loli with double ponytails With two pointy tiger teeth, and a little loli, who may be less than one meter and two tall, holding an oil-paper umbrella in her arms that may be taller than herself, she became expressionless at the same time.
(PS: Jiang Chengxing changed to seiyuu, Kamiya Hiroshi → Omikawa Chiaki (Poyin Ji))
At the same time, Jiang Cheng also sensed something was wrong in the familiar attire of the two in front of him. The corners of his mouth and eyes began to twitch again, and the cold sweat on his face also poured out drop by drop. .
“Huh—?!”×3
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Master House, Jubei with a delicate expression, glanced at Gintoki who came out of the toilet, and asked tentatively, "How is it?"
Ginko turned around, the excited nosebleed couldn't stop, and the expression on his face was too excited to add.
"Long time no see."
"Is this the key?!" Jubei spit out a white eye, and then turned to Jiang Cheng, who had torn off most of the kimono so that it barely fit, and asked, "Then what, you Why don't you check it out?"
"Forget it..." Jiang Cheng held his forehead and murmured reluctantly, "I feel like if I go to check, I always feel like I have committed some unforgivable sin. PTA or something. , ethics review, the basics of being a human being, the law... To be honest, I'm a little bit confused about these boundaries now."
"Why did it become like this?" Yinzi asked uncertainly, "By the way, you are Jiubingwei and Jiang Cheng... right?"
"Call me Jubei now." Jubei replied, and continued with some uncertainty, "Can I call you Miss Yinzi?"
"No, now I'm Yin..."
Before Yin Shi finished speaking, Jiang Cheng lifted his foot and kicked him **** the buttocks.
"Really, it's your fault that you talk too much about meat and jokes." Jiang Cheng held up his hands and showed a look of disdain (Ao Jiao), "That's why I became a woman now, hum!"
Yin Shi, who struggled to get up, looked at Jiang Cheng, who was holding his hands and looked arrogant, and silently complained: "You might be unexpectedly suitable for this role."
"I'll kill you." Jiang Cheng glanced coldly at Yin Shi and reminded him.
"Huh?! What did you say?!" Yin Zi was instantly upset.
"Well, calm down," Jubei hurriedly came between the two to act as a peacemaker, then turned his head to Jiang Cheng and continued, "Anyway, it's okay to call you Jiang Zi (KOUKO) now. ?"
"What..." Jiang Cheng thought for a moment and then nodded, "How many album sales are there? Tens of millions? Just barely."
"No, that's not what I said..." Jubei corrected, and then showed a bit of helplessness, "No, now is not the time to talk about those things, you should have seen it? That light. I guess That's why."
"Don't... don't talk about it," Ginko said unwillingly, "Is it true that the genders of all the people who were hit by the light were reversed? Do you mean that this kind of thing is happening in Kabukicho now?"
"Unfortunately, that's it." Jubei shook his head and slowly returned.
"Is that so?" Yinzi closed his eyes and continued, "Is it better to rub my chest and relax now?"
"Why did that happen?!" Jubei complained.
"But what," Yinzi opened his eyes and analyzed himself with his chin supported, "I usually can't make a dream to the end, and every time it's halfway through, I start to procrastinate and I can't make it to the end. "
"What about a sad man," Jiang Zi hummed, "could only pursue that kind of thing in a dream."
"No, this is not a dream, it's a real reality." Jubei corrected aloud.
At this moment, Kagura's exclamation suddenly came out of the room.
"Ah! Silver sauce!!"
"Kagura!" Jiang Zi was startled and rushed over, "What's wrong?! Are you also recruited? Kagura!"
Meanwhile, Yinzi and Jubei also followed Jiang Cheng into the house.
"Little uncle! HELP!" Kagura, who was still wearing purple-pink pajamas, immediately rushed to Jiang Cheng and knelt on the ground and hugged Jiang Zi's neck, "! That that! Look at that, right there There Aru!"
Seeing the little cockroach that Kagura pointed at was running around on the ground, Ginko breathed a sigh of relief.
"What, it's just a cockroach, don't be scary~IndoMTL.com~ Yes, Kagura-chan," Jiang Zi nodded, "that kind of thing is like the foot odor of Yinshi, Just get used to it."
"Ah, it's disgusting!" Kagura raised his head at this time, revealing a rough and mad man's face.
"Who are you?!" Jiang Cheng pushed the Kagura away and shouted,
"Compared to cockroaches, you look disgusting..." Yin Shi ruthlessly complained, "Look at your own face before you despise cockroaches!"
At this time, Kagura looked at the three people in front of him and suddenly agreed, and said, "Sure enough, Gin-chan, your genders have also reversed, Aru."
"You're not at the level of gender reversal, right?" Yinzi fingered Kagura, bursting with blue veins and frantically complaining, "I don't have the original appearance at all, hey! What's the matter with the scars on the eyes? ?!"
"I went to the toilet after waking up from a nap." Kagura explained to himself, "and then found something strange dangling between his legs"
Having said that, Kagura smiled and continued, "But don't worry about Aru, I've already taken it off."
"What did you take off?" Yinzi complained again.
"Father's sperm and mother's blood, don't give up!"
"What kind of Xiahou Dun?" After complaining, Yinzi suddenly thought of something, "No, you probably ate it later, didn't you? Did you eat it? And let's talk about it. , you take off the TAMA and it won't solve the problem! Your face is no different from the TAMA!"
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