Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 663: : Out of sight and out of reach!
Kagura... No, it should be called Kagura Dun, closed his eyes and said slowly: "This is how war is, even if the TAMA (head) who has taken the enemy's generals wins a big victory, stay There is only endless sadness for the people of Dawn."
Yinzi pointed at Kagura Dun and said to Jiang Zi and Shibingwei, who were squinting at the side with Doudou's eyes and remained expressionless: "Hey, this guy is more a pure man than a man!"
"Is this a nightmare?" Jiang Zi held his forehead and closed his eyes in disbelief.
"What's wrong with you, little uncle, Aru?" Kagura asked in his thick baritone voice.
"Please, although it's a bit cruel, but please don't call me uncle with this appearance now." Jiang Zi raised his hand and replied, "Please, otherwise I feel like I'll have nightmares at night. It's not cute at all, but now it feels worse than usual."
"What do you mean when you don't feel cute at ordinary times, Aru?!" Kagura Dun's uppercut hit Jiang Zi's chin with great precision, "This is in the face of a once-in-a-thousand-year-old beautiful girl like me. What should I say at the time, Aru?!"
Boom! !
Jiang Zi, whose head was on the ceiling, finally pulled out his head from the ceiling.
"Kagura, PTA and PTA, don't fight against PTA!" Jiang Zi said earnestly while wiping the blood from his forehead, "The consequences of fighting against PTA are very serious!"
"There hasn't been any change in this regard." Looking at the big hole in the ceiling, Ginko nodded and analyzed slowly, "Even though it's about a beautiful girl... no, it's nothing to do with a girl."
Boom! !
Looking at Yin Zi hanging on the ceiling without a sound and still swaying, Jiang Zi squeezed his chin and analyzed: "No, it feels stronger than usual, but Yin Shi completely lost consciousness with one shot. That's it."
Jubei said slowly at this time: "Now is not the time to talk about these things. I didn't expect that even taking a nap at home would be affected. In short, it's better not to let people get close to Kabukicho, and contact us. Let's go to the new Ba Haw."
"Leave this task to me!" Saying that, Kagura, dressed as a military general, rode on a white horse and shouted: "Let's go! Chitu Ma Chun!"
Looking at this unfamiliar white horse, the silver that had just come down from the ceiling and the blood on his forehead had not had time to wipe off his whole body instantly.
"Wait for me!! What the **** is Chitu Ma Chun?!" Yin Zi pointed at the white horse with white eyes and blue veins, but then suddenly found something - the white horse's forehead The tadpole's eyebrows on the top of the tadpole once again spit out and spit: "No, wait, this... This shouldn't be the end of spring, right?! This Nima is no longer a **** change, and has become another animal directly, okay? For Mao, it will change with your generals!"
At this moment, along with the sound of the sliding door being pulled open with a click, the voice of Xinbaha came in.
"I'm back."
Hearing the sound, Jiang Zi, Yin Zi, Jubei, and Kagura Dun riding on the Red Rabbit Horse Chun, who were standing at the entrance, looked at Xin Bazhu who pushed the door and walked in.
"Yin Sang, did you see the light just now?" Xin Ba Hao said to himself as he stepped into the door, "The street is in chaos."
At this time, Jiang Zi and the others, who noticed something at the same time, changed their expressions instantly.
【How, how! 】Jiang Zi was shocked.
【Oops! 】 Yin Zi couldn't bear it.
【Are you a step late? 】Jubei cried out in pain.
At this time, Xin Baji noticed the three Jiang Zi and Kagura Dun who were standing at the entrance, staring at him with solemn expressions, and was instantly taken aback.
"Hey! Who are you?" Xin Baji, who didn't know that his body (glass legs) had become very girly (pink), pointed at a few people and said hurriedly, and then accused: "What are you doing? Why did you run into someone else's house without their permission?"
After Xin Baji finished speaking, Jiang Zi and the three finally had a reaction. They saw the three of them stepped forward at the same time and cried out in grief: "New Baji——!!"
Xin Ba Hao was a little frightened, but the next moment...
"How can it be repaired!!" Yin Zi, who was kneeling on the ground, slammed the floor heavily, and cried out in grief, "Why did it become like this?! Xin Baja's... Xin Baja's temples have become She's pink! She's become such a bitch!"
It is worth mentioning that on the floor in front of Ginko is the body of the new Baja, that is, the glasses that complete the **** rotation.
"That..." Looking at the scene in front of him, Xin Ba Haw said silently, "That's not Xin Ba Haw."
"Damn! Damn Kong Ming!" Kagura Dun, who was sitting on the red rabbit Ma Chun, clenched his fists and scolded.
"It's not Kong Ming anymore." Xinba said Liu Zhengdao.
"Damn!!" Jubei, who was also kneeling on the floor and looking at the glasses in front of him, had the same grief on his face, "How can I explain this to Ami!"
Xin Ba Hao's face silently burst into blue veins, his fists clenched involuntarily, he gritted his teeth and whispered bitterly: "Although I don't quite understand what the situation is, I am sure of one thing, you let me I'm very excited."
"My condolences." Jiang Zi gently shook his head and patted Jubei's back.
Another blue vein has been added to Xin Baji's face.
"No, not dead yet!!"
……
Yin Zi, standing outside the door of the Master House, looked at the crowd on the street who couldn't accept the shouting because of their **** change, and said slowly: "The whole street is in chaos, it seems that the disaster is worse than we thought. Much bigger. Saying..."
Speaking, Yin Zi looked impatiently at Jiang Zi, who had been dancing since just now, "Can you be a little quieter? Why have you been dancing there since just now? It's annoying. Ah!"
"No way!" Jiang Zi immediately retorted with white eyes and bulging, and patted the fence beside him forcefully, "Because of this, I can't see the situation below!"
"Ah, so..."
At this time, Yin Zi finally realized that the railing in front of him seemed to be a little higher than Jiang Zi.
"Really, why do I have to look like this?" Jiang Zi curled his lips in annoyance, "I don't have Oupai either. The body has become so small, which is really annoying."
"Perhaps it's because of that?" Silver shrugged and replied casually, "Don't you say that often? Humans are always unknowingly pursuing things they can't get at all."
Speaking, Yin Zi puffed out her chest deliberately, "Isn't this the situation now? It's a situation that can't be reached."
"Although there is some truth to what you said, it's hot." Jiang Cheng replied, and then clenched his fists and shouted angrily, "Are you showing off, you bastard?! You're showing off your sex. The body after turning?!"
"How is it possible?" Yin Zi puffed out his chest on purpose again, put his hips on his hips to show off deliberately, and replied with a chuckle, "How could I show off this kind of boring in this situation? Where's the stuff? But where are you? Why can't I see you when I look down? Where have you been? Hello?"
Jiang Zi stood with his head bowed, the blue veins on his forehead burst out one after another, and finally...
"Wash me!" Jiang Zibai kicked hard while shouting with eyes wide open.
"Wow!!"
Boom! ! !
Just when Yinzi and Jiangzi started to pinch because of some boring things, Jubei, who had bowed his head and thought about it from the beginning, finally spoke up: "Then what... Maybe it's all my fault, this I might have caused it all."
Hearing the sound, Jiang Zi, who was riding on Ginko, shook his head and used his double ponytails to continuously pump two pieces of fat, stopped, and turned his head to look at Jubei.
At the same time, Ginko also turned to look at Kubei, who had a slightly complicated expression.
At this time, the loudspeakers arranged on the streets of Kabukicho sounded at the same time:
"Urgent notice, special martial law is currently in effect in Kabukicho!"
"People around Kabukicho, please follow the instructions of government officials and evacuate quickly!"
"Meanwhile, the people of Kabukicho must never leave the streets until they are instructed to do so!"
……
The group of Jiang Zi, who had just arrived, just looked at a group of residents who had just turned around and were still yelling at the entrance and exit of a street in Kabukicho. them.
Silver opened his mouth and said slowly: "Every road is completely blocked, we are completely trapped inside. We are also trapped in this kind of body."
"Yagyu Kubei♂" said slowly: "In order not to expand the scope of victims ~IndoMTL.com~, do those people in the government want to completely isolate us?"
"Sakata Ginshi♀" slowly replied: "No, I guess it means literally, do you want to put a lid on the smelly thing to isolate foreign objects?"
"Kagura ♂" riding on "Red Rabbit and Horse Spring ♀" had a fierce expression: "Damn! Is this Kong Ming's trap?!"
As for Jiang Zi, he raised his face and looked at the "Jiang Cheng ♀↓" on his head, twitching the corners of his mouth and complaining: "Why is my slogan on my head? Is there an extra symbol? Why is it an arrow? Why is it an arrow pointing down? What does it mean? Hey, bastard! What does it mean?!"
"Pink Glasses" hurriedly persuaded: "Calm down, your slogan is normal compared to me! My only glasses are turned around! Also, your arrow is probably because you are worried that everyone will enter together. I can't find you in the mirror!"
"What do you mean you can't find me?! Asshole!" Jiang Zi scolded angrily, "Don't talk like I want to become such a body! I'm not interested at all! Smelly glasses!"
"Why did you add a pair of stinky glasses at the end?!" Xin Ba Hao suddenly became unhappy, "It has nothing to do with me! By the way, are you guys really Yin Sang and Jiang Cheng Sang?"
"There are so many words," Yinzi said, shaking his head with his hands spread out, pretending to be helpless, and then hugging his hands, "Now I'm not Yinsang, I'm Yin..."
The words of Yin Shi, who was smashed on the head by the fist of the Ten Soldiers, and was kicked on the calf by Jiang Zi's whip leg, came to an abrupt end...
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