Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 664: : Humph~ da!

Jubei put on his hips very manly and said, "Just call us Miss Yinzi, Jiang Zijiang and Jubei."

“Even if you tell me about this kind of thing, I can’t believe it,” Xin Bazhu said helplessly, then looked at Kagura Dun who was still riding on the back of the red rabbit horse Chun, “It’s not at all. Can't believe this is Kagura."

It was only at this time that Jiang Zi reacted, pointed to himself and raised his face and said, "Hey, is there something wrong? Why am I a sauce? Why is it a sauce?"

"I'm not Kagura!" Kagura looked serious and fierce, "Call me Kagura! Boy!"

"Listen to me!" Jiang Zibai shouted angrily with his eyes bursting, but...it didn't help at all.

Because of his height, Jiang Zi did not enter the camera at all, and there was only a slogan "Jiang Cheng ♀↓" in the camera.

"What is Kagura Dun? He has completely changed into another character!" Xin Bazhu, who ignored Jiang Zi, complained wildly.

"Hey! There is no camera at all!" Jiang Zi complained loudly, "There is only a slogan in the camera! Give me a lower camera position! By the way, why is only my slogan still there? Is it intentional? ?! Was it intentional?!"

"Calm down, Jiang Cheng." Yin Zi looked at Jiang Zi...the slogan above his head in mid-air comforted him, "It's really ugly to be entangled like this."

"Look at me and tell me!" Jiang Zi shouted again, "Do you want to be slaughtered by me?! Damn natural scroll?!"

Yin Zi hugged his hand and chuckled: "I'm sorry, Jiang Cheng, now, my top is no longer rolled."

"What do you mean the top is no longer rolled?" Xin Ba Hao complained with a look of contempt, "Don't cause readers to imagine that kind of bad picture in the morning! Speaking of Jiang Chengsang... No, Jiang Zijiang..."

Speaking, Xin Ba Ha squatted with his knees and looked at Jiang Zi and smiled, "Now you are a very rare character in this work! You will never lose to the ordinary like Yin Sang. of Bichi!"

"Wait, what is an ordinary Bichi?" Yin Zi, who caught a certain keyword, asked aloud.

Jiang Zi, who ignored Yinzi, stared blankly at Xin Baji in front of him and complained: "Can you stop staring at me like this? It's disgusting, stinky glasses."

"Who are the stinky glasses?!" Xin Bazhu's face instantly burst into blue veins, "Speaking of which, I was just talking for you!"

"Then change to stinky virginity glasses, stinky virginity glasses, die."

"There's no difference at all! I'm talking about death, right? Hey!! Give me enough time!"

As soon as the new Bachi finished speaking, a large screen on the side of the building, which was originally used to broadcast advertisements and news, suddenly flashed a burst of snow.

After the whistling snowflakes passed, a woman wearing a black eye patch with strange symbols of men and women and a sky-blue lipstick, dressed like some kind of religious dress appeared on the screen.

Behind this woman, there are several women in the same attire but in different colors, who look like members of the church.

"That...that's..." Shinhachi murmured.

"Everyone on Earth, have you received the gift from the gods?" the woman on the screen said.

Jubei insisted: "It's that guy!"

"Everything that is happening to you now is undoubtedly reality, a trial given to you by the gods. You have always looked down on your gender, feared pain, fled to animation, and the soft-balled man in the game , an arrogant woman who excludes men on the basis of equality between men and women.

The Bump God was very sad and angry. If you are so dissatisfied with your natural gender, let your gender reverse, have a new gender and live your life.

If you earthlings take the Concave and Concave religion as the state religion, and know how to live a good life according to your current gender, the gods will forgive everything and change you back to the way you were.

But if you insist on disobeying the teachings of the gods, it's not just Kabukicho this time... The light of punishment will be scattered all over the planet. Don't forget, we've been watching you all the time. hum hum ha ha ha ha..."

The crowd began to riot little by little, watching the big screen, which once again turned into snowflakes and gradually blacked out.

"Hey, hey, stop joking." Yin Zi hooked the corners of his mouth lightly, and continued as if talking to himself: "Bump God? Can't change back without being feminine? you."

The next moment...

Silver dressed as a high school girl, just like a high school girl who had just left school, with a very refreshing expression, she turned her head to Xinbaha and the slogan "Jiang Cheng♀↓" on the shoulder of Xinbaha He opened his mouth and suggested: "Compared to this, Hachi, Sauce, let's go to the game hall to take pictures~"

A large red # character appeared on the back of the head, and Xin Ba Hao struggled to complain: "Don't you believe this completely?! Where are you from a female high school student?!"

Holding the silver in the cute pink mirror, she casually replied while tidying her hair: "Don't think about it, Hachi, you are so rigid that you can't find a male ticket~"

"I don't need a boyfriend! I don't need a boyfriend!!"

"Calm down, Xin Ba Ha." Jiang Zi held up his hands at this time, closed his eyes and said slowly, "This is human nature, when human beings are faced with emergencies that they cannot understand, they will always involuntarily go to Believe in following the first guy who makes a sound."

Looking at Jiang Zi beside him, Xin Baha couldn't help but suggested: "What, Jiang Chengsang, do you want to find a higher place? I always feel that it's a bit pitiful to see the face in the rare part B. What?"

"Cut!" Jiang Cheng turned his face away and spat, and then whispered bitterly to himself: "I'm probably beginning to understand why Gao Zai wants to destroy the world, really, I want this kind of world too. Destroyed. Humph—dah!"

"Hey, what is that huh-da?" Shinbaha spit out expressionlessly, "Even though I just said so much, did you believe it? In the end, you also started to play the role of Tsundere Lolita. ?!"

"Sir..." Jiang Zi shook his head gently, showing a look of disapproval, and replied softly, "Sometimes I have to compromise with the world, and this is the helplessness of adults. Hmph— Da."

"This "Hum-da" is completely unnecessary, and it has no effect if it is added! It doesn't mean that just adding that kind of thing is like the arrogant attribute! "

"What are you talking about? Hmph-dah?" Jiang Zi wondered, "This is my language habit after my **** change hm-dah, it feels like this hm-dah. Got it? Humph—da!"

"I've lost all the arrogance of being arrogant because of you! I've said it too many times!"

"Then what? Hmph--dah?"

"I think about it, I remember this kind of character attribute..." Saying that, Shin Baha raised his chin and raised his face to think.

Looking at Xin Ba Haw's blushing face and the disgusting smile she gradually revealed, the contempt in Jiang Zi's eyes became heavier and heavier.

"I figured it out! First..."

As soon as Xin Ba Hao opened his mouth, he was interrupted by Jiang Zi raising his hand: "Stop it, it's too disgusting, so stop it as soon as possible hum-da!"

Speaking, Jiang Zi raised his hand and wanted to pat Xin Bajie's shoulder, but he gave up after realizing that only by jumping up could he touch Xin Bajie's shoulder.

"Anyway, don't go against the PTA. Hmph-da." In the end, Jiang Zi sighed and left only this sentence, and then slowly left, leaving behind only the messy Xin Ba Haw in the same place.

After a few seconds, Shinhachi took a deep breath.

"Why do I say the same as a pervert!!"

……

Holding the "1000 yuan a time" sign, Kagura Dun, who was only covered with a piece of white cloth, said to the silver in front of him and the sign "Jiang Cheng ♀↓" beside him, "Now you can take a big headshot with the God of Concave and Concave. Post it~”

"It's really cute~Bump God~" said Ginko, a high school girl.

"Don't help missionaries to make money!" Xin Baha burst into tears and struggled to complain, "Speaking of Jiang Chengsang, you still haven't appeared on the screen at all."

"In this war-torn world, people are not strong enough to live without faith." Kagura Dun explained slowly, "It is also the general's responsibility to accept the weakness of the people."

"No one wants to accept your broken head!" Shin Baha groaned again.

As soon as he finished speaking, there was a sudden exclamation from a passerby.

"Look! It's a bumpy god!"

"Just take a photo with him and you'll be back!"

"Let me take a picture too!"

……

Seeing the residents rushing towards Kaguraton frantically, Jubei, who was squeezed aside, hurriedly shouted, "Everyone! Calm down!"

"It's like a riot." Shinbaha said in surprise.

"So didn't you just say it? Humph-da." Jiang Zi, who was sitting on Kagura Dun's shoulders, folded Erlang's legs and stretched out his hands, pretending to be helpless, "As long as someone stands up in this situation, it will be There are idiots following wildly, hum-dah."

"Ah, I totally get it. But then again, have you finally found a spot where you can get into the mirror?"

"No, you don't understand anything~IndoMTL.com~ hum-dah." Jiang Zi shook his head gently, then chuckled, squinting his eyes and smiling at the residents in front of him, "One person should at least shoot Fifty times will be effective~ Although it is not 100%, it is effective~ Hmph-da~”

"You just want to cheat money! And what is not 100%?! It should be 100% impossible!"

"What nonsense are you talking about? Hmph--da?" Jiang Zi snorted, "Have you ever seen a way to make money better than religion? In short, now there is such a good opportunity, give me a break. Keep your mouth shut and watch it honestly. In this way, even if you don’t change back in the future, you can live a life without food and clothing. Ah, yes, if you want to share it, please help me. Hmph-da!”

"The last hum—don't talk about being arrogant, it's completely black-bellied! It's completely restored to its previous nature!"

"Yinzi, a copy of the teachings is 3,000 yuan." Jiang Zi, who is still constantly gesturing and taking pictures, said casually to Yinzi beside him, "Buy more than ten copies to be exempted from consumption tax. More than 30 copies will come with the handwriting of the God of Concave and Concave. The most important thing about the autographed photo is...the probability of returning to the original appearance is higher than that of the person who does not have a photo~"

"Leave it to me!" Ginko gave a thumbs up and squeezed his eyes, "Now that TAMA is being held hostage, at least earn a little more ransom!"

Looking at the crowd of people who frantically squeezed Yinzi because of Jiang Zi's words, Xin Ba Hao silently complained...

"It's really... a bunch of idiots."

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