Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 665: : Don’t assume that what you have will be taken for granted by others!
Looking at the crazily crowded crowd, Xin Ba Hao urged loudly: "You guys calm down! They are liars! Even if you buy that kind of thing, you won't be able to go back!"
"Everyone, look here, look here," Yinzi said at this time, pointing to a large screen behind him, "if you have any doubts about our products, you can look here, this is the evidence."
Hearing the sound, everyone stopped and looked over.
On the screen, there is a mosaic on her face... No, no, it should be said that only a woman (Ginzi) whose eyes are blocked by a black line is being interviewed.
"Yes, yes~ Since I took pictures with the God of Concave and Concave and bought the teachings, my whole person has become happier~ Not only has my body become stronger than before, I even won the lottery~ I am all I don't know how to thank the God of Bumps~"
By the way, Ginko's voice has been specially processed.
"That's just you directing and acting it!! What kind of evidence is that!!" Xin Bazhu roared with his bloodshot eyes wide open with his veins bursting.
However, the commotion of the crowd at this moment was several times larger than before, and the flow of people pouring into the store was several times larger than before. Basically a crowded situation.
"Why do you really believe it!" Xinba hugged her head and shouted as if she doubted life, "Why do you believe in that kind of thing!"
At this moment, a woman's figure slowly came to the side of the store.
Seeing the crowd rushing towards the store eagerly, A Miao stopped and said politely, "What, I'm sorry, can I borrow it?"
However, no one paid any attention to Ah Miao.
Clap!
A Miao, who was overthrown by those who were pushed up, did not make a hypocritical cry of pain.
"Get out of the way!!"
A Miao, who slowly got up, looked at the residents behind her who were scrambling to rush forward regardless of their fall, and she couldn't react for a while.
But just when the residents were about to arrive in front of A Miao, a man's figure appeared in front of A Miao, and at the same time, the sword held upright in the man's hand also forced the residents to stop.
"How many times did you say calm down?" Jubei said coldly, "Didn't you hear?"
After seeing the expression that satisfied him (the terrified expression of the residents), Jubei squatted down and asked A Miao with concern: "Miss, are you alright?"
"Hi...Hi. No, it's fine." After saying that, A Miao put her hand on the hand held by Jubei, turned her head and looked at Jubei and said gratefully, "In times of crisis, I still Thank you for your help..."
A Miao was stunned for a moment before she could finish her words. At the same time, Jubei was also stunned when he found out that the person he had rescued was actually A Miao.
"Ah... Ah Miao sauce..." Shibing Guard murmured.
"Could you be..." A Miao also thought of a possibility, covering her mouth with a look of disbelief, "Xiao Jiu, right?"
……
In a cafe in Kabukicho, the booths were filled with six people from Eko.
By the way, sitting next to the booth (from the outside to the inside) are Kagura Dun, a big bag of silver on his head that is still twitching from time to time with his eyes rolled on the table, and Shinbachi.
On the other side sat Jiang Zi, who was lying on the table with the same big bag on his head and rolled his eyes, and his body was still twitching from time to time, A Miao, who was squinting and smiling, and Jubei.
Shinhachi was the first to speak and broke the silence: "I didn't expect my sister to come to Kabukicho, but why haven't you changed at all?"
"Hachi, what you said is a bit too much~" Yin Zi, who got up, leaned into Xin Ba Ha's ear and whispered, "Look at her **** that are the same as those of Seki Yuan. Burned wilderness... ugh!"
Ami, who stabbed a fork on Yinzi's forehead, explained as if nothing was wrong: "It's unfortunate, when I came to Kabukicho, the change had already happened. I saw you guys messing around on TV. Chengyi was very worried and went to the Master's House to take a look...and ended up being blocked on the road."
Speaking, A Miao looked at the two pieces of fat in Yin Sang, stretched out her hand very naturally, and continued without a smile, "Then Yin Sang's European Pie has become so big, not bad. Well~ now you can knead as you like~"
A certain piece of my fat was gripped by A Miao's blue-veined hand, which was so painful that she burst into tears.
"It hurts, hurts, hurts! It's coming down! It's coming down!"
After torturing Yinzi for nearly two minutes, A Miao released her hand and showed a smile again: "Also, it really surprised me. I thought I met a handsome guy. I didn't expect..."
A Miao covered her mouth and glanced at Jubei next to her with embarrassment, "...It turned out to be Xiaojiu."
Jubei, who was drinking coffee, blushed inexplicably when he felt A Miao's gaze.
"Sister, is this the time to talk so leisurely?" Shinbaha frowned and said aloud.
"Yes," Jiang Zi, who did not know when he was resurrected, said disdainfully while biting the straw in the glass of Coke in front of him, "really, when others were making a lot of money, they suddenly rushed It's an unreasonable woman to come in and give people a fat beating."
By the way, because of his stature, Jiang Zi only has a small head from the desktop.
"You're the most outrageous!" Shinba groaned angrily, "Those who do things like that while taking advantage of the chaos are just scumbags! By the way, do you really want to change back!"
"It even caused a more serious situation." Jubei nodded and said in a deep voice.
"Cut," Jiang Zi curled his lips again, "As expected of the eldest young master of a rich family~"
"Yes~" Yinzi took over the words, and continued on his own, "If you think that what you have, others will also have it, you can stand at a higher position and blame others at will without any guilt. I'm really envious~"
"What the **** are you two talking about?" Shin Baha asked with contempt.
"You must know that some people need to do their best just to survive." Silver said with some emotion.
Xin Bazhu replied: "I'm sorry, I don't understand what you said at all! Although there is a little bit of truth, these words have nothing to do with the current situation!"
"So it's still a child~" Jiang Zi sighed leisurely.
"No, no matter how you look at it now you're the child."
"Are you an idiot?" Yinzi propped his cheek with one hand and waved his other hand, and continued casually, "I was almost able to draw those guys out again just now, as long as there is a lot of trouble. Get a little older and those guys will definitely show up again."
"Huh?" Shinba was puzzled.
"Intelligence, intelligence," Jiang Zi took over, "the most important thing now is their intelligence. To be honest, we only listened to a paragraph on the screen, and even if we want to do something, we don't know the enemy at all. In this situation, there is no other way except to use reasonable means to actively lead the other party out to collect intelligence. Do you understand? Smelly glasses?"
"Although I understand, why add a stinky glasses?"
"In other words, is that just your plan?" Jubei asked, with a flash of remorse flashing in his eyes.
"Hey, don't show such a self-blame expression." Jiang Zi waved his hand quickly, "Forgive me, what kind of trouble is that expression going to make? It's not your fault. Say hello to you, just blame the violent female orangutan who rushed in..."
After clapping her hands, A Miao ignored Jiang Zi, who was punched by her hatred, and said with a smile, "That's right, Xiao Jiu, it has nothing to do with you."
"That, I... I'm not Jiubei!" Jubei stumbled towards A Miao, "it's her brother Jubei! Now he's recruiting girlfriends."
"Don't take advantage of me!" Shinpachi shouted.
"Ah Miao, so you like this type~" Yin Zi teased, "Although she is really good looking, is Jubei the kind of DeAGOSTINI type? It's the kind that is very gentle when you first start dating, Then..."
(DeAGOSTINI man: refers to "only a man who will be gentle at the beginning", this term comes from the publishing house DeAGOSTINI, the publication of the agency is famous for the feature of "only the first issue has a special price"~IndoMTL.com~ After the seduction plan failed, don't let me ignore the disaster in front of me and talk about the topic of high school girls!!"
Kagura Dun said solemnly: "No, it is true that the Three Kingdoms also seems to be classified as DeAGOSTINI."
"I'm not talking about you!!" After complaining with white eyes, Xin Ba Hao slowly opened his mouth to the crowd again: "Speaking of which, it's not that there is no information at all, but I know a little bit. Intelligence. Have you ever heard of the name Bump Cult?
is a radical religious group wanted in many regions of the universe. Their main members are intersex people, that is, people with both masculine and feminine characteristics.
Therefore there are teachings that take gender seriously. To put it simply, men who are not men and women who are not women are punished by heaven. Heard that they carry out missionary activities on various planets. I didn't expect it to be like this...
I don't know what kind of tactics they used, but if you let it go, you won't be able to recover. "
"Even if you say that..." Yin Zi's face was helpless, "but now let alone finding them, we can't even get out of this street."
At this time, A Miao slowly began to analyze: "Moreover, they said they would keep watching us, so they must be monitoring us now. If they act rashly, the whole earth may be in danger."
"That's right! We, Earth and TAMA, all three **** in total were taken as hostages!"
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