Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 667: : men and women

Just when Yin Zi, Jiang Zi, Xin Ba Ha and Jiu Bing Wei were at a standoff, a strange woman's voice suddenly came from the side.

"That... I'm sorry." The woman sitting in the booth said to Jiang Zi and the others, "If you don't mind, I'll teach you."

Hearing the sound, Jiang Zi and Yinzi turned their heads and looked over. After seeing the mature beauty with a cup of coffee, Erlang's legs crossed, a strong figure, and long soft golden hair, they instantly made a tacit understanding in their hearts. There are almost no alternatives.

"It used to be a man, but now it's a woman." The woman put down the coffee, flipped her hair, and said, "If the situation is the same, it will be fine, right?"

"Hey... Um, were you a man before? It's... unbelievable." Shin Baha said tentatively, her slightly red face being a normal reaction to glasses of her age.

"Give me the glasses that are in the way." Jiang Zi threw off his double ponytail and pulled Xin Baji aside, and then without the slightest hesitation started to come to the woman's side, "Sa, let's start." /

"This person is incredible." Shin Baha murmured while covering his swollen face.

"It's not too late." Silver said solemnly.

"This person is also comparable." Xin Ba Haw complained again.

"It's alright, it's alright, the more it is at this time, the more we need to help each other." The woman smiled nonchalantly, then got up and walked slowly towards the store door, "I didn't know at first, But it's easy to get used to."

Yin Zi, who followed behind the woman, thought to herself as she walked: [Although she was originally a man, but this older sister is really beautiful and considerate, is it really good for her to teach me how to go to the toilet? Can not! Because it is force majeure! And this is such a crew! ]

[I really feel unlucky recently, but... it's not that there are no good things at all. 】Jiang Zi thought to himself at this time, 【Yo Xi, let me see it! Confidant Daoupai sister's all! ! ]

"Big sister~" Jiang Zi raised her face and shouted pitifully, "Can you hug me a little bit? I can't keep up~"

"You want to sneak away so soon?!" Yin Zi gritted his teeth.

"Hey~ Yinzi, what are you talking about?" Jiang Zi retorted with his hands spread out, "The Lun family's body is so small that it's easy to get tired~"

"It's alright, it's alright," the woman said, stopping, turning around and smiling, "It's all said and done to help each other at times like this. Come on, little one."

Looking at the woman who leaned down and opened her arms, Jiang Zi secretly sneered and rushed towards the woman.

[A good pie~] Jiang Zi thought to himself.

However...the silver didn't give Jiang Zi this chance.

"Don't worry," Yin Zi lifted Jiang Zi's back collar with one hand and lifted Jiang Zi up with great ease, "Let me leave this trivial matter to me. Didn't you say it just now? It's time to help each other."

【You bastard! ! 】Jiang Zi glared at Yin Zi angrily, 【What I like is the pie of the confidant eldest sister! I have no interest in a dirty pie like you! Let me go! You dirty sow! ]

【Whose pie is the dirty pie? ! Who is the dirty sow? ! Want to die? ! you sow? ! 】 Yin Zi replied with his eyes bursting with blue veins.

Just as Jiang Zi and Yin Zi were walking and chatting with each other through the internal voice, the woman finally stopped.

He walked out of the store with Yinzi and Jiangzi, came to a woman at the entrance of an alley, and pointed to the unknown mosaic with several flies on the ground deep in the alley.

"It's just normal there."

In an instant, Yin Zi and Jiang Zi, who were still bickering with their eyes, turned expressionless at the same time.

After a moment of silence, Yinzi said, "That... I'm sorry, I'm not talking about big but small."

"You said it's small," the woman replied rightly, "I think you've been accumulating for a long time and thought it would be a big lump."

"No, it's not about the size." Yinzi shook his head and pointed his finger into the alley. "Before you say it's big or small, it's wild shit, right?"

"It's not so much wild shit, it's better outside..."

Jiang Zi squinted Doudou eyes to interrupt the woman's words: "There is no doubt that it is wild shit, no matter how you look at it, it is wild shit."

After a moment of silence, the woman hugged her hands and closed her eyes and slowly explained: "Men's toilet, women's toilet, when I was confused and didn't know which toilet to go to, I finally chose to be free..."

Silver retorted: "This is wild shit, right? No matter how much you quibble, it's just wild shit!"

The woman was silent again for a moment, and then slowly explained again: "I'm sorry, because I'm chasing someone and I don't have time to find the toilet. Ah~ that's right!"

The woman turned around and pointed at herself and said, "Don't look at me like this now, I'm a prosecutor!"

Then, the woman put the jacket of the Shinsengumi on her body, hugged her hands, and continued: "That said, but I'm not chasing the prisoner, but Miss A Miao!"

Seeing the slogan "Hondo Kondo♀" that suddenly appeared, Eko and Ginko once again became expressionless and spoke at the same time.

"Well, that's right."×2

At this time, A Miao who came flying kicked Kondo... The orangutan kicked and flew out, and A Miao's voice sounded at the same time...

"What are you doing?! Asshole-!!"

Of course, this kind of attack did not relieve A Miao, but the next moment she reluctantly rode on the fallen gorilla.

"Why can a gorilla become such a beauty in Takarazuka?!" A Miao gritted her teeth with her blue eyes bursting, and then she stretched out her hand and grabbed a certain piece of fat, "And why is it still growing? Two pieces of such unsightly fat?!"

The gorilla...with tears in the corners of his eyes, he exclaimed in pain: "It hurts...it's going to explode, and the double [beep-] is going to be crushed...uh..."

"Eh...really?" Shinbaha twitched and complained, "Is that really Kondo-san?"

The gorilla sincerely apologized: "I'm sorry, Miss A Miao, I didn't want you to see me like this. But when you see that you are in trouble, you can't stand idly by. Because...because I'm more expensive than Miss A Miao. Much sexier."

Because of this last sentence, A Miao didn't hold back her hand any more. She slashed down with a heavy hand, and the gorilla... There was no more sound.

But at this moment, the loudspeakers placed on the telephone poles above everyone's heads sounded.

"Find the infidel! Find the infidel!"

After hearing the sound, Yin Zi suddenly exclaimed that it was not good, holding his head and scratching: "Hey!! I was watched! What is the problem? Is it wild shit? Or A Miao? There are too many clues. , I can't tell which one it is!"

"Anyway, hurry up and run!" Shin Baha hurriedly said.

"It's too late." Jiang Zi shrugged his shoulders, then turned to look at the innumerable devotees who were pressing towards the crowd from both sides of the road.

"Catch the infidels! Arrest the infidels!"

The neat attire, neat footsteps, and neat low-pitched voices made Xin Ba Hao panic a little.

"Sorry, I'm surrounded." Shinbaha said in a panic.

"Really, my hands and feet are all tied up. Even if I want to fight, it's impossible." Jiang Zi moved his neck and said impatiently, "It's the worst situation."

"Hey!!" Yinzi shouted to the gorilla who was still on the ground, "Police, think of a way to do something!"

"No...don't worry," said the blood-stained gorilla ~IndoMTL.com~, "The country...the country has not abandoned this street, I am not only here to chase Miss A Miao. Yes. I infiltrated this street by myself to lead the way for the new special forces tasked with saving this street."

As soon as Gorilla's voice fell, Jiang Zi and the others suddenly heard the sound of footsteps coming from the roof on the side of the street.

After Jiang Zi and others looked over, a group of women in the uniforms of the Shinsengumi had already jumped off the roof and landed in front of Jiang Zi and others.

"Let's go, little ones." Mr. Okita, who has chestnut hair and a ponytail, said, "The Wanxuan team is dispatched~"

(The meaning of "10,000" has been explained before and will not be explained again.)

Looking at the Wanxuan group in front of them, Xin Baha frantically complained: "It's just a bunch of idiots who have been turned into girls!! You policemen, you are so dead, but you are also recruited. What the **** is going on? ?!"

At this time, A Miao, who had already captured her mortal enemy (a certain piece of fat of the president), had a worse expression on her face in a sense.

"What's the matter with each of you?" A Miao, with blue veins on her face, expresses her displeasure wantonly, "Are you mocking me? Are you mocking me?!"

"Eldest sister, the enemy is over there!" The excruciatingly painful boss hurriedly stopped.

"The enemy should be your [beep--]!!"

Seeing A Miao who was reluctant to forgive and even intensified, the boss hurriedly called for help: "Hijikata-sang, sorry, there is an unexpected enemy! Hijikata-san! It must be killed!"

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