Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 669: : Negative is positive!

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"Who are you calling a filthy and narrow fat pig!" Xie gritted his teeth with his blue veins bursting, and then explained again: "The shogunate quarantined this street, and the virus itself won't survive long in the air. And it doesn't Contagious."

"In other words, it is impossible to infect A Miao and let her become Shimura Miao X." Jubei's face was obviously relieved, and he said happily, "That's great."

"Mr. Jubei, thank you for caring about me so much." A Miao smiled gratefully.

Besides, Jiang Zi, who was sitting on the stone, threw the laptop in his hand to the Wanxuan team members, then got up and walked slowly towards the crowd.

"The question is how do we stop the satellite and find a vaccine to restore the body to its original state." X-zi turned around and looked at Jiang Zi and the others, "But I'm afraid we can't do anything about the satellite. It is set to automatically launch a virus to the earth once a mutation occurs, completely helpless."

"In other words, if you want to completely resolve the situation, you can only kill those people." Silver said.

"The only ones who can do this are us who have become like this." Jubei took over.

"How can it be that simple?" Jiang Zi said casually, curling the corners of his mouth, "I don't even know where those people are now."

"So there's only one viable way left." Xie Xie nodded, "Only escape the watch of the group and find their base camp. Kill them all before they press the button to destroy everything, We have to do this miraculous chain of actions."

Xin Ba Haw immediately expressed his objection: "How can this kind of thing be done..."

"It can be done!" Kagura Dun interrupted Xin Bazhu's words with his arms in his arms at this time, closed his eyes and said slowly: "Even if the state of Wei is so powerful, Shu and Wu will join forces to fight against it, this is Chibi! Let's defeat Cao Cao together!!"

"What the **** is this guy fighting?! Are you from Cao Cao's camp?!"

"This is also a helpless move to regain the original body." Yin Zi came to X Zi with his arms in his arms, and said helplessly, "Now I even want to borrow pig trotters for use."

"What the **** is a pig's trotter?!" Xie suddenly said unhappily.

"There's no way," the boss walked over with his arms in his arms. "If it doesn't work, I'll throw you away. Don't hold back the pig's trotters."

"You guys can't talk well without getting involved with pigs, right?!"

Ignoring X-zi's madness, Xin Ba Haw looked at Jiang Zi, who was holding his hands thoughtfully, and asked: "Why does Jiang Cheng-sang feel that something is wrong from the beginning? This super **** didn't say anything. ."

"Probably because I'm still unhappy with PTA and height," Ginko said casually.

"Yo Xi!" Aangzi shouted to the crowd at this time, "Then we are allies from now on! To celebrate our alliance..."

Speaking, the orangutan looked to the side, who was **** and sent to the grill, "I have prepared a roast suckling pig! That is, the pig (pig) garden knot!"

(Note: Pig Garden and Taoyuan are the same pronunciation.)

"Isn't it still the same thing in the end?!" Xie groaned hard with white eyes.

"Wait first... Ah, the roast suckling pig doesn't need to stop." Jiang Zi suddenly thought of something, raised his hands with squinted Doudou eyes and asked, "Then what... just means that as long as there is something abnormal about the other party Will the satellite re-launch the virus?"

"Did this guy just sleep?" Yin Zi complained.

Xin Bajia squatted down and whispered to Jiang Zi's ear: "Yeah, Jiang Chengsang, now as long as the other party detects that there is a disturbance, he will re-launch the virus."

Jiang Zi held his hand, tapped his index finger on his arm, and slowly analyzed: "And because it is a hormone-reversing virus, if we get hit again, our body will return to its original state, right?"

"Theoretically speaking, that's right." Shin Baha nodded.

"Then..." Jiang Zi gently hooked the corners of his mouth, then raised his head and looked at the crowd, "Isn't it good to let it launch? Why do we have to go around so many turns? Is your body recovering?"

Ginzi and Zuozi reacted instantly, then turned around almost at the same time, and then rushed out.

However, Jubei and Xie Zi, who had just successfully rescued themselves, did not give them this chance, and at the same time stretched out their hands and pressed them to the spot.

"Calm down! Miss Ginko!" Jubei reminded with a serious expression, "Not just us in this street, but the whole earth! Even if we recover, the rest of the earth will suffer! "

"Let go!" Silver retorted without hesitation, "I don't care about the earth! As long as I can recover! Let me go! I've had enough!"

The boss shouted: "Yeah! Fat pig! How could such a great opportunity be missed! Just create a little chaos and we can recover! What other people like! It has nothing to do with us! "

"Are you still a policeman?!" Xie groaned hard with white eyes.

"That's right, the earth doesn't matter." Jiang Zi grinned at this time, "As long as we can recover, there will be no problem, the rest of the people... don't care. You know... the sandbox survival game is only the last I can survive alone~”

Xin Bazhu pushed the glasses Ji on the bridge of his nose, and said with a blank face: "In the end, this person is the most dangerous, but I just thought Jiang Chengsang had changed his personality, but it turned out to be better than that bump **** sect Much more dangerous..."

"Listen, orangutan, we have no interest at all about the fate of the earth." Silver spoke again, "but only a little..."

"Don't delay my mother's recovery." Jiang Zi took the words and looked up at the orangutan coldly.

Silver: "Otherwise, the orangutan would be fine..."

Jiang Zi: "It's better to be a fat pig..."

"All..." Zongzi's hand slid in front of his neck, "turned into barbecue!"

"Damn it! The three S's with the worst affinity are united front!" Xin Baha exclaimed, "It will really explode! The three S's together will really explode! It's already The situation is many times worse than it is now!"

But...

??????! !

After three beeps, looking at Jiang Zi and the three who were lying on the ground with their big bags on their heads and making no sound, Xin Ba Haw looked at the initiator of the cause - his sister, A Miao, and said expressionlessly: "Ah, just now, the crisis seems to be lifted."

"Really, I only take care of myself at all times." A Miao frowned and complained, "When will you guys grow up?"

"Private Marseille..."×3

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Sneak out of the pig's brain from the blind corner of the alley, looked at the camera not far away and whispered: "First of all, we need to find a solution to the cameras monitoring us all over the street, otherwise it will be difficult to move."

Immediately afterwards, Xie took out several surveillance camera jamming devices from his body, "install this thing on each surveillance probe, it can black out the surveillance probe, and then automatically play the previously recorded images in a loop. Listen, if they find out it's game over. Try to be as natural as possible. Try not to act feminine against the teachings of the Apocalypse."

"I won't go." Jiang Zi said with a shrug.

"Why?" Xie asked.

"Hey, don't let me say this kind of thing myself." Jiang Zi said helplessly, then raised his head and looked at X Zi.

Looking at Jiang Zi, who is obviously half a meter lower than the control box of the surveillance probe, X Zi silently replied: "Okay. But you won't plan to do other strange things, right?"

"I'm at ease, I'm at ease." Jiang Zi waved his hand disapprovingly, then turned around and walked towards Yamazaki, "If you're really worried, I'll be fine with Virgin. With this surveillance, you should too. Are you relieved?"

"Aqi! Keep an eye on him! Never let him do strange things!" Xie reminded.

"Deputy Chief, this..."

"It's over to you! Let's go!"

After leaving such a sentence, X-zi, who had changed into women's clothes, walked out of the alley with Mr. Zi and Yinzi, who had also changed into women's clothes.

"Deputy Chief!!" Yamazaki yelled.

But it didn't help at all, didn't stop the trotters at all.

"Don't worry, virginity, I won't do anything." Jiang Zi waved his hand and said indifferently, then secretly tickled the corners of his mouth and added in his heart: [Because it's all done. , then it's your job, the **** legions...]

By the way, at this moment, Yin Zi and Zong Zi, who followed X Zi slowly away, poked the corners of their mouths calmly.

No one will know except for an OTAKU himself. Just now, this OTAKU **** replaced the looping video in the original jamming device with something...

Chief Jiang Ziyinzi: [Enjoy the wild **** and fat pigs of the orangutans, scum...]

"That, boss..." Yamazaki said silently, "You really don't do anything? But that expression..."

Jiang Zi blinked his very sincere big eyes, and said, "It's okay, you can't do anything if you don't say anything. I've always been a man of words~"

"Boss, your character transformation is so thorough that I can't accept it for a while~IndoMTL.com~ So can you stop looking at me with those big eyes like glass beads?"

"Is that okay?" Jiang Zi shook his head.

Boom! !

Yamazaki, who was kicked several meters away by the ponytail and hit the wall, clutched his chest and struggled to stand up, wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth, and then frantically complained: "This is the first time I've seen such a powerful ponytail attack. It's not loli at all!"

"Is this feeling okay?" Said, Jiang Zi began to shake his head frantically, "No road race no road race no road race! Big pervert! Hate, hate, hate! Hmph-da!"

Yamazaki, who was attacked by the dense ponytail and slapped on his body again and again, covered his head and complained again: "It has nothing to do with the lines! What kind of SM game?! It's going to die! It's going to die! Stop it! Please stop!"

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