Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 672: : Occasionally I get too excited! Like getting a new toy…

"...turned into the worst kind of tram idiot who wants to attack elementary school students!"

"Huh?" Jiang Zi flicked off the earwax on his pinky finger, in a casual tone: "What are you talking about? Didn't you see it? Now I have the PTA font written on my head, if there is such a thing , how could that kind of guy dare to shoot casually."

"Yeah... that's true too, after all, Jiang Chengsang is now protected by PTA." Xin Baha rubbed his head and smiled, but then he saw "Yoshihara Baihua Guard Corps" in front of the members of Baihua. ♂" suddenly changed to "PTA Warrior ♂", and the ground became expressionless again.

"Jiang Chengsang, these people are not afraid of PTA at all," Xin Baha said silently, "Even the slogan has been changed to PTA fighters. What are PTA fighters? Are they pro-PTA fighters or anti-PTA fighters? Warriors of the PTA? Who is it?"

"Then why do you need to ask?" Jiang Zi folded his hands and snorted, closing his eyes and answering as a matter of course: "Of course he is a soldier who supports PTA."

As soon as he finished speaking, Jiang Zi suddenly felt that the back collar of his destiny was being pulled up by someone.

Looking at Yuexiong with a cigarette pipe and a casual expression, Jiang Zi suddenly noticed something, and the expression on his face gradually became subtle.

"Ah, yes, but only if it's a real loli." With that, Yuexiong threw Jiang Zi at a group of Baihua warriors who had been impatient for a long time, "If it's legal loli , has nothing to do with PTA."

Looking at Jiang Zi, who was like a sheep entering a pack of wolves, Xin Ba Hao's choice was... He turned around silently, after all, the picture is indeed a bit miserable.

"Hey! You are enough... don't! No tube socks or anything! Small skirts? Wait... stop... stop! Ahhhhh!"

Hearing Jiang Zi's screams coming from behind, Xin Ba Hao silently closed the curtain, completely blocking the scene behind him.

Yin Zi reminded everyone on the side: "Nothing happened just now, and we will not be held accountable by any agency (PTA). Remember?"

Almost everyone nodded silently at the same time.

At this time, A Miao suddenly couldn't hold back a smile and said, "I always feel that everyone seems to be more suitable for the current gender, maybe the current gender is better."

"What terrifying words are you talking about!" Yin Zi immediately complained.

"Then if you all change back to the way you were," said A Miao, she pointed to the four men (Changxiong, Yuexiong, Jubei, and Kagura Dun), "Can you defeat these high-ranking men? Are you guys? You obviously have no use in the ranks, but you still want to enjoy their credits, and have the cheek to turn back into the original useless?"

Hearing the sound, the faces of all the "ladys" present became darker and darker, and blue veins appeared on their faces at the same time.

At this moment, A Miao looked at Yuexiong and said to herself: "It would be better for everyone to work together for Mr. Yuexiong and sweat for Yoshihara, so as to benefit the society even more."

Yuexiong supported his chin with a chuckle and replied, "Just wrap it around me."

The son-in-law was instantly unhappy, **** the men and saying, "What do you guys think of women?!"

"Yeah! Your purpose is only your body!" Chimpanzee said squeamishly.

"This has nothing to do with half a dime for credit!" Xie continued with his blue veins bursting, and then clenched his pig's trotter, "In short, we want to regain our original body!"

Immediately afterwards, Xie turned back to the Wanxuan team members behind him and asked, "Hey! Are you all right? There must be some vaccines that can make us return to our original appearance, right?"

Yamazaki saluted and replied hesitantly, "About this... Deputy Chief, I didn't find anything similar."

"Huh?"

"And not only that." Jubei said with a serious expression, "The Archbishop himself cannot be found anywhere."

"Isn't that a matter of course?" Jiang Zi, who was forcibly dressed in a black gothic loli costume, walked over and continued in a casual tone, "That kind of thing has never been here since the beginning."

"Hey, what does that mean?" Silver asked.

"Are you idiots?" Jiang Zi looked at the crowd with an idiot-looking expression, "I've said it many times before, it's important to learn to empathize. If I were the other party, and that kind of thing really If it exists, when the first surveillance probe is hacked, I will press the button without hesitation, and I will not give you a chance to play this kind of game, understand? Blindfolded handsome men?"

"What do you mean?" Yinzi continued, "Isn't this the opponent's stronghold?"

"No, this is indeed their base camp on Earth." Jiang Zi waved his hand and continued casually, "I knew from the very beginning. But it's unclear whether the switch is here or not. ...that archbishop or something, should have left Earth early in the morning, and I'll understand after the pigs appeared."

"What do you mean by the appearance of pigs, bastard!" Xie Xie said unhappily, "You already know that their stronghold is here, but you should say it! The limelight will not be robbed!"

Jiang Zi narrowed his eyes and smiled and said, "No, because I like to watch others show off the limelight the most, but in the end I find that my own expression is useless. It's very interesting~"

Hearing the sound, the expressions on the faces of the men such as Jubei were the same as those of the ladies who had just been teased by A Miao. Although they were angry... but they had nothing to say.

"Although the appearance has indeed changed, this terrible personality has not changed at all." Xin Baha silently complained.

"And speaking of it, my purpose is different from yours from the beginning." After speaking, Jiang Zi walked to the monitor, climbed up on the console and sat down, crossed Erlang's legs and continued: "Didn't you say it? I just want to recover, trial? Save the Earth? Sorry, no interest. So..."

Having said that, Jiang Zi tapped the monitor behind him without turning his head, "It's your turn to appear, that archbishop. There should be more to say, right? If not, maybe those gentlemen will be there for a while. The expression will be even more ugly~ Although I don't mind it."

"Archbishop?!" Yin Zi was shocked, "Isn't the Archbishop already away..."

Amidst the sound of snowflakes, the figure of the archbishop slowly appeared on the big screen.

"Hahaha, beautiful reasoning." The archbishop laughed and praised, "It's all in, little girl. Indeed, I'm no longer on Earth, and the control switch is in my hands. Everything... ...just a trial."

"You... this guy!" Jubei gritted his teeth.

"The trial has been completed perfectly, Jiubingwei-sang." The archbishop on the screen continued, "I watched your actions the whole time, Jiubingwei-sang, through your sword. "

"Knife?" Jubei looked down at the handle of his sword, and finally reacted after seeing the wiretap attached to the handle, "The wiretap... Could it be..."

"Didn't I say it? The gods are always watching you."

"You bastard!!" After scolding, Jubei slammed the bug in his hand to the ground and smashed it, "What is your purpose?!"

"The gods chose you. You are neither a man nor a woman, just like me. Only such a pure and innocent person is qualified to become the god's apostle. Yagyu Kubei, the fate of this planet It's in your hands, and the gods are always watching.

I saw you in this trial, you are more manly than anyone, and I saw that you people are nothing more than a herd of sows. Kubei-san, you perfectly obeyed the teachings of the God of Concave and Concave and overcame this trial. In order to praise your martyrdom, we also... no, the gods will also abide by the promise. "

Speaking of which, the on-screen Archbishop picked up a switch-like device.

"What exactly do you want to do?" asked Jubei.

"Yagyu Kubei, you are the best candidate for the apostle of the God of Concavity and Convexity. Next, you will guide the people on Earth to reorganize the disordered genders on this planet!" Having said this, the Archbishop chuckled and said nothing. Without hesitation, he pressed the switch in his hand.

"That's right! Use your own gender!"

…

Jiang Zi and the others who returned to the street saw the residents who had recovered their original bodies cheering and cheering on the street.

"The city... has returned to its original state." Jubei murmured.

Behind him, except for Jiang Zi, who looked indifferent, everyone had a dark face and expressionless.

"Except for us...the group of people underground." Silver took the words, then lowered his head, took a deep breath, and raised his head...

"What the **** are you kidding?! What the hell!!"

The son-in-law who ran up clenched his fists and raised his face with white-eyed resentment: "Why didn't we get back to the original state only those who passed the test!!"

"The **** of bumps and bumps of Ma Dan, if you give me a little sunshine, you will be brilliant! You want to die!!" Yin Zi yelled.

Xie Xian quickly changed his tune and pleaded: "You are joking and joking, what you just said is nonsense, let's launch the virus again! Please! Launch the virus again! One shot is enough!"

At this moment, the street broadcast sounded again:

"Now to inform the residents of the town that the attacking artificial satellite targeting the earth has been successfully destroyed. From now on, the special martial law is officially lifted. Repeat..."

Listening to the content on the radio, except for Jiang Zi, the bodies of all the people... stiffened.

Looking at Jubei, who never looked back, and everyone who was silent on the side, Jiang Zi stretched a lot to himself.

"Then what, after staying underground for so long, I feel that my body is stained with smell. I'll go make a little soup or something. Goodbye~"

Hearing the sound, Yin Zi, whose expression was still a little stiff in the last second, instantly changed his expression, turned around and walked towards Jiang Zi, and said at the same time, "Wait a minute, I seem to have a stinky smell on my body too. Well, I'm going to take a bath too."

"You two are too leisurely!" Xin Baha spit out angrily, "Why is that expression one second, but the next second?!"

"Why why?" Yinzi replied casually, "Just to make a girl...hot soup. No evil thoughts at all!"

"It's true." Jiang Zi nodded in agreement.

"Sorry, I can only see evil thoughts in the eyes of you two." Xin Baha replied with a blank face, and then once again complained loudly: "Hey, did you two think about it? Come back!"

"Let's talk about that kind of irrelevant topic after taking a bath." Silver raised his hand, waved it behind him, and replied.

"Let's go lie down in Akihabara after taking a bath." Jiang Zi murmured as he walked, "Today happens to be the release day of the game."

"These two people don't want to recover their bodies at all!!"

"Calm down, Shinpachi-kun." Chimpanzee patted Shinpachi's shoulder, then leaned into Shinpachi's ear and whispered, "Maybe the two of them just don't want to put pressure on Jubei. ."

Xin Ba Haw finally came to his senses, and looked at Jiang Zi and Yin Zi in disbelief as they slowly left.

"Then, we too..." Aangko turned his head and glanced at Jubei, who was still carrying everyone silent on his back, but then changed the subject, "Little guys! All the girls in Edo today. Soup is ours! Cheers!!"

"Aren't you the same!!"

…

"Hey, you bastard," Yin Zi picked his nostrils and glanced at Jiang Zi, "Should have discovered that bug long ago?"

"Ah, what's wrong?"

"What's the matter? Wouldn't it be better to say it earlier?"

Jiang Zi chuckled, then raised his head to look at the door of the bathhouse in front of him, and said at the same time, "No, I just thought it was a rare opportunity~IndoMTL.com~ Yinzi looked at the door of the bathhouse in front of him and nodded. , with a serious look on his face: "I understand, after all, the chance to enter the women's soup in such an open and honest way may only be this time in my life. "

Jiang Zi chuckled again, and then shook his head slightly helplessly: "That's right, there is only one chance in a lifetime or something."

"It's really rare. You can do this for a woman... no, no, man... not right. You can do this alone."

"Ah, probably infected by you." Jiang Zi raised the corner of his mouth gently.

At this time, Jiang Zi thought about the troubles and confusion between men... and women.

[There is only a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, after this time, maybe you can choose the real answer in your heart? Yagyu nine soldiers...]

While thinking like this, Jiang Zi raised his leg and was about to step into the door of the bathhouse.

But at this critical moment, two kunai came directly from a distance...

Pfft! ×2 (sound of suffering and non-enthusiasm)

Crack! (Sound of Jiang Zi falling to the ground)

Plop! (sound of silver falling to the ground)

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