Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 674: : We advocate talking about the facts!

One day, a plastered and dirty natural roll and a bandaged glasses lifted their feet and kicked Jiang Cheng's door at the same time.

Bang! !

After the door was kicked down, Gintoki and Shinhachi rushed in angrily.

"You should also take care of that violent little girl!" Yin Shi, who was bandaged on his head and had a plaster cast on his left leg and a hospital gown, shouted, "Obligation! Obligation! You, the guardian of the earth, occasionally You should also do your duty! Look, here and here are all done by that violent little girl!"

"Yeah! Jiang Cheng-sang!" Shin Baha, whose right eye glasses were full of cracks, shouted angrily, "Even if it is for Kagura-chan's sake, some necessary measures must be taken! If you go on, maybe she will become a very bad person in the future! By the way, why is my description only glasses?"

"Anyway, let's settle the medical expenses first and then let's talk about mental damages." Gintoki continued on his own, but just after he finished speaking, Xin Ba Hao pulled the corner of his clothes.

"What's wrong?" Yin Shi looked disapproving, and then showed a serious expression: "Isn't it normal that this kind of thing costs a little bit of mental damage? Even acquaintances can't spoil her too much! We, the victims, can't keep our mouths shut about this kind of vile behavior! Understand?! Old man! This time, we can't do it without tens of millions!"

"No, that's not what I meant, and... how about tens of millions..."

"It's better to make it all together for 100 million." Yin Shi continued with his chin supported.

"No, before discussing that kind of thing..." Saying that, Shin Baha looked blankly at a certain direction in the living room, "There seems to be a victim here too, although I don't know why, but I don't know why. Undoubtedly a victim."

"Huh?" Yin Shi was surprised, and then looked in the direction Xin Ba Hao was looking at, "What are you talking about..."

After seeing Jiang Cheng's situation clearly, Yin Shi instantly stopped the words in his mouth, and his expression instantly froze.

I saw that Jiang Cheng's entire head was stuffed into the computer monitor at this time. It seemed that he had experienced some kind of beating, and the broken monitor still had electric sparks making noises from time to time.

If you look closely, Jiang Cheng's body will twitch a few times from time to time. As for whether he is still conscious... It's hard to say.

"Is it... Yinshi?" Jiang Cheng's weak voice sounded, "Then what... please help me pull out my head, my body... fractures..."

"Let's go, old man." Yin Shi turned around without hesitation and was about to leave, "Listen, we didn't see anything when we came in. We didn't see anything at the murder scene. Do you understand?"

"Understood." Shin Baha silently turned around and followed.

"Wait a minute—!!"

……

In front of the low table in the living room, three victims whose eyes were covered by a black screen and whose voices were specially treated were telling various experiences of persecution.

First of all, the first victim, he said this...

"Huh? Me? Is it me first?"

Our first victim doesn't seem ready, uh...do you need a little more time to prepare?

"No, no. It's ready."

So, let's jump right in, first... eh? Don't cry yet. Sorry readers, the first victim is a little emotional, let's give him a little more time.

……

Is it ok?

"Yeah, that's ok. Sorry, just got a little excited."

Can you briefly describe the situation? Hey? Why are you crying again? sir, sir? Calm down for sure.

"Sorry, sorry, just thinking about the situation at the time, I can't help it."

Anyway, please take a little more control, and we'll start over. First of all, please describe how you were persecuted under the circumstances at that time.

"Woo woo woo..." Victim No. 1 lay down on the table and screamed loudly, sobbing and saying, "That ah... that is obviously me... It seems that it is me... No, obviously I bought it pudding! Woohoo-"

Pudding? In other words, has your pudding been illegally seized? Please also explain in detail.

"It's not that simple!" Victim No. 1 shouted excitedly, slamming both fists on the table, "I'm just afraid of being found out... No, I just want to steal... No, it's not. "

I mean, I tried to steal the pudding, but it was repaired, right?

"No!! I've already said no!" Victim 1 slammed the table a few times again, "It's just a very hard day's work! Then I want to eat a little bit of her at night... No, mine It's just pudding!"

Well, we understand, please continue.

"But, but..." Victim No. 1 sobbed again, "Just as I walked carefully to the refrigerator and just opened the door..."

So that's what I mean, I was caught trying to steal the pudding and got it repaired, right?

"No--! In other words, do you still have conscience? Seeing my appearance, are you still concerned about the trivial question of who the pudding is?!"

Sir, don't get excited, please continue.

"And then..." Victim No. 1 choked up again, covered her face and said in grief: "I really didn't steal the pudding! Please believe me! I explained it to her like this, but... But... woo woo..."

Then what, it turned out to be eaten? Pudding...

"It's all said that that's not the point! What's the matter with you? Why do you have to compete on such an unimportant matter!"

Bang! !

Victim No. 1, who was smashed by the other two victims with their hands on their heads and slammed their heads on the table, let out a scream of "wow", and then went completely silent.

"Sorry." No. 2 victim glasses raised his mosaic glasses and said politely to the camera: "Please forget about the No. 1 victim."

Um... OK.

"Then let me do it this time." No. 2 victim's glasses faced the camera, but then he suddenly thought of something, "Is it really possible to say it? Won't I be recognized and retaliate? To be honest, I have some worried."

Please rest assured, Mosaic has already been marked, and the voice has been processed, so it will never be recognized by acquaintances.

"Really?" No. 2 victim's glasses pinched his chin, obviously still in disbelief, "but I always feel a little uneasy."

Don't worry, no one will recognize you now. I believe that readers in front of the screen will never recognize it. Just as a pair of glasses that don't matter at all and don't look familiar...human.

"Since that's the case..." The burden on the No. 2 victim's glasses was relieved. He nodded and said, "Hey, I understand, I will tell all about my victimization process."

Introduce yourself first, then, and give readers a general idea of ​​your relationship with the perpetrator in a way that you find obscure.

"To be specific... a colleague."

Hey - it turns out to be a colleague. It is also the norm in this society that co-workers fight for their superiors. Please continue.

"It's not the kind of open and secret fight for the top." Victim No. 2 touched the back of his head and continued, "But...Unlike Yin...no, unlike Victim No. 1, I didn't provoke anything at all. Her thing! I feel really innocent!"

Oh? Can I see what you said specifically? Our side, including the readers in front of the screen, will support you, please don't have any psychological burden.

"Actually yesterday..." No. 2 victim pushed the glasses on the bridge of his nose, and slowly told about his experience...

"Last night, my sister because of the night shift..."

Could it be that your family was also persecuted?

"No, that's not the case. I'm often persecuted by my family. But it doesn't matter anymore, and I'm not talking about that kind of trivial matter now."

Understood, for the time being we will not pay attention to such trivial matters as domestic violence in your family, you continue to say.

"Okay, let's continue, what did I just say?"

Your sister is on the night shift...

"Yes, my sister was on the night shift last night, and I was the only one in the entire dojo. Then in the early morning, I went out due to some things..."

In the early morning? Why go out alone in the morning? Are you talking about the adult magazine in your arms?

No. 2 victim with glasses, blushing and clenching his fists excitedly shouted at the camera: "Do you really want to be interviewed? Does this matter matter? It doesn't matter at all, right! Hey! Give me enough time. A little bit! You unscrupulous media!"

Don't get excited, don't get excited, we're not talking about adult magazines, please continue.

"Cough cough," Suspect No. 2 cleared his throat with his glasses, and at the same time, he put the magazine in his arms in his pocket without expression. ~IndoMTL.com~ At the same time, he pretended to complain: "You people. Media, always pay attention to things that don't matter at all."

We already knew we were wrong, so please continue.

"Then... while I was secretly buying... ah, no, I was buying a complete magazine... ah, no, I was walking around alone..."

Speaking, the No. 2 victim's glasses suddenly lay on the table and sobbed.

What, did you meet your colleague at that time?

"...Sorry, I seem to be a little too excited." Spectacle No. 2 took several sheets of paper from the drawer box on the table and wiped away tears, and continued, "At that time, I happened to be walking to the company Downstairs, then... first I heard the screams of Yin... Victim No. 1, and then I saw..."

Speaking, the expression of the second victim showed a bit of panic.

Could it be... is that your colleague? ! Is that your colleague showing up at this time? What exactly did she do to you? Dear readers and friends, we will reveal it in the next chapter.