Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 675: : Are there many disadvantages to pampering children too much?

"Well, yes, I heard the voice of God... that colleague of mine is the culprit of all this."

Sound? Didn't see anyone?

"Well, because I was crushed by the smashed silver... Victim No. 1 was crushed to the ground."

In other words, Victim 1 was injured at almost the same time as you, right? We can roughly understand what you mean. You are buying the little yellow book with your sister on your back... No, on the way home after going out for a walk in the middle of the night, you were implicated by the perpetrator and the No. 1 victim who were in conflict, right?

"That's right." No. 2 victim's glasses nodded, and then showed a look of unbearableness again, "I... obviously innocent, but turned out to be like this..."

Our sympathies are with you. So do the readers in front of the screen. I didn't expect to receive such an innocent disaster just when I went out for a walk.

"I tried my best to explain it..." No. 2 glasses said while choking, "I explained to my sister so desperately, this adult magazine is really not mine!!"

Huh?

Bang! ! !

Victim No. 3's hand slammed the head of Victim No. 2's glasses onto the table. With this blow, the only remaining intact lens of Victim No. 2's glasses also shattered.

"Ahem, it's my turn next." Victim No. 3 cleared his throat and said, "What, let's forget those two idiots just now."

Uh... well, let's start over, please tell me about your relationship with the perpetrator or something.

"I'm supposed to be her distant uncle," Victim No. 3 said, sitting cross-legged on the ground, with one arm around her chest and the other on her chin, "I'm also the person most likely to be her stepfather. Basically, as long as the bald man dies, I will have everything that Sister Jiang Hua has. Now the whole universe is recruiting killers, if you are interested, please call the hotline number 0..."

Pfft! ! (sounds of suffering)

呲——(spouting blood)

Plop! (falling to the ground)

What, there seems to be a new perpetrator at the scene, and it seems that a new conflict has broken out, readers and friends, don't worry for the time being. We go ahead with a commercial, and when the scene is a little more stable, we turn the camera back.

Twenty minutes later...

"Cough, sorry, it was just a little accident."

Several kunai on Victim 3's head reappeared on camera.

Those on your head...

"It doesn't matter." Victim No. 3 raised his hand and said, "Let's continue, and the hotline just now. I hope you can help me post it at the end after the show is over, please."

...Okay, then let's continue the interview just now, which means that your relationship with the perpetrator is a relative?

"That's right, because this child came to earth alone, I am also her only relative on earth."

Guardians on Earth?

"It's not wrong to say that." Victim No. 3 nodded, "But I think one day I will become her real guardian. And sister Jiang Hua's new Dan, Jiang Hua Sister! I don't mind the status of a widow! Don't worry!"

Pfft! !

呲——

Plop! !

So what, let's go into another ad.

Ten minutes later...

"It was just a small accident."

Victim No. 3, covered in kunai, once again appears in front of the camera.

"What, after the show, please paste the words LOVE Jianghua sister at the end of the show, please, I will pay more."

Uh... well, but then again, the one just now should be considered the perpetrator, right? Does this kind of thing matter? This aspect of things does not need to be exposed...

Pfft!

呲——

Plop! !

"Hey-!! Yueyue!" Suspect No. 3 stood up and shouted, then quickly rushed forward to straighten the fallen camera, "What have you done to the reporter! How should the interview be done? Go on! Hey, are you alright?"

Ah... just barely, it feels like I just saw my great-grandmother across the river bank for a split second. I...I miss my great-grandmother! When I was young, I would hold my hand and go to festivals or something. Woohoo...

"Hey, calm down!" Victim No. 3 said while sneaking a few ten thousand yuan bills into this man's hand, "Anyway, remember your great-grandmother or something later, and now put the Forget about your great-grandmother. How about it?"

You are... so sorry.

"Hahaha, it's okay, it's okay, you must forget everything just now." Victim No. 3 patted the man on the back, and then sat in front of the camera again, "Cough, then we will start again. Well."

The lights and the microphone are a little closer to the third victim. Don't sleep on the camera, we officially start.

Clap!

ACT! !

Welcome to our studio, so please continue to describe to us the process of persecution, and as far as we know, you were persecuted in your own home this morning, right?

"Actually, the persecution or something..." Suspect No. 3 held his chin and frowned before he stopped.

Have psychological baggage?

"Well, there is indeed a point." Suspect No. 3 nodded, "You see, I may be a **** after all... her future, and now she is her only relative on earth, I always feel that I can make She's a little more headstrong."

But it's not good to pamper children too much, right? There are many disadvantages to the growth of children.

"Say so, but..."

Please feel free to speak out, and I'm sure the readers in front of the screen must think so too.

"Okay..." Victim No. 3 nodded, and then her expression changed instantly, and she yelled at the camera with white eyes and saliva: "Hey! Give me a little more! Kagura! Everyone said that I will use the pocket money I gave you this month to buy games, and I will make it up for you at the end of the year, why are you so excited?! By the way, my game equipment was smashed by you again! You almost have enough! To be honest, what I love is only Sister Jiang Hua! If I had to say something specific, it would be Sister Jiang Hua's [beep——] and [beep——], your words..."

Sorry, sorry, something happened at the scene, director! Director! cut off! cut off! !

……

The three people sitting around Jiang Cheng's living room (Yin Shi, Xin Ba Ha, and Jiang Cheng) watched the interview on TV, all expressionless.

"That...is this kind of thing really okay?" Xinba asked, twitching the corners of his mouth, "Jiang Chengsang, are you sure Mrs. Jiang Hua will allow us to re-educate Kagura when she sees this kind of thing?"

"Cut! This rotten show group didn't put the LOVE sister Jiang Hua I asked for at the end of the show." Jiang Cheng turned his face away and spat bitterly.

"Is it even worse if you put it in?" Xin Ba Hao complained again, "You should also consider the mood of the owner of Xinghai Fang, you must be angry when you see this kind of thing?"

"I always have something to say straight, this is my way of forbearance!"

"What kind of forbearance is this!" Shin Baha frantically complained, "Naruto wouldn't be interested in other people's wives!"

"You're wrong, Shinhachi-kun." Jiang Cheng shook his head, then pointed in the direction straight ahead, "There... but there are many people who claim to be Hinata's husband! Right? Reader we!”

"Stop shouting at the screen!" Shin Baha warned loudly.

"Dayu Spiral Pill!!"

Boom! ! !

……

"Who was that yellow hair just now?" Yin Shi asked with his little finger picking his nostrils.

Xin Ba Haw did not answer, but looked at Jiang Cheng, who was beaten to the ceiling by a yellow hair and a big jade spiral pill who just passed by.

After flicking the booger off of her little finger, Yin Shi pouted the corners of her mouth and continued, "Really, it's so troublesome, and it's on the show again. Hurry up and pay back the mental damage fee. Wouldn't it be over if I had to pay out medical bills?"

Bang! !

Jiang Cheng, who came down from the ceiling, stepped on Yinshi's head with both feet and stepped it into the floor.

"What are you doing!" Yinshi, who was covered in blood, shouted angrily with his fists clenched, "Are you coming too?!"

"Really," Jiang Cheng looked at the two of them with contempt, "one is a **** who stole other people's pudding, and the other is a puberty stinky boy who secretly bought adult magazines and was beaten up by his sister. It's all on others..."

Yin Shi angrily retorted: "It's all said that it has nothing to do with who the pudding is! The important thing is the injury! Look at what she smashed me into? It's just that she stole her. Just a few puddings and a cake!"

"No, Yinsang, you are really self-inflicted." Xin Baha said blankly, then patted the table hard and looked at Jiang Cheng seriously, "Jiang Cheng-sang! My injury has something to do with Kagura. Inseparable relationship! If she hadn't told her sister..."

Jiang Cheng raised his hand and knocked on Xin Bajiu's head, expressionlessly said: "No, you are basically doing this yourself."

Ding Ding——

"Sister Jiang Hua has news!" Jiang Cheng hurriedly took out his mobile phone, and at the same time showed a look of anticipation, "Have you finally made up your mind to divorce that bald man?!"

"Sister is very good. Re-education... or something, I hope Kagura can learn a little something related to art, Kagura will ask you guys~IndoMTL.com~ This..." Xin Baha pushed the bridge of his nose With only the framed glasses on, he murmured, "Is...is that agreeable?"

Jiang Cheng slammed the table hard, and then put his forehead on his face with a grief-stricken expression: "How can it be repaired! He didn't even mention the divorce from that bald man!"

New Octopus:...

……

After an afternoon of discussions, three men, Jiang Cheng, Yinshi and Shinbaha, designed a plan for Kagura called "Kagura Re-education".

It specifies some schedules and other things to do.

Of course, the three of them are just the planners, and a woman must be the one to decide. That's right, a woman who holds Jiang Cheng's financial power.

Yue Yong let out a breath of cigarette and put down the A4 paper in her hand.

"Are you three serious?"