Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 675: : There are many disadvantages of pampering children too much?

"Well, yes, I heard the voice of God...my colleague is the culprit of all this."

Sound? Didn't see anyone?

"Well, because I was crushed to the ground by the smashed silver... Victim No. 1."

In other words, victim No. 1 was injured almost at the same time as you, right? We also roughly understand your general meaning. You just finished buying the pornographic book behind your sister's back... No, on the way home after going out for a walk late at night, you were implicated by the perpetrator and victim No. 1 who were in conflict, right?

"That's right." Victim No. 2 nodded, and then showed a look of unbearableness again, "I... was clearly innocent, but it turned out like this..."

We sympathize with your experience. So do the readers in front of the screen. I didn't expect to receive such an indiscriminate disaster just when I was out for a walk.

"I tried my best to explain..." Glasses No. 2 said while sobbing, "I explained to my sister so desperately, this adult magazine is really not mine!!"

Huh?

Bang! ! !

Victim No. 3's hand forcefully knocked the head of victim No. 2's spectacles down on the table. After this blow, the only intact lens of No. 2 victim's spectacles was also shattered.

"Ahem, it's up to me now." Victim No. 3 cleared his throat and said, "Then what, let us forget those two idiots just now."

Uh... well, let's start again, and please tell us about your relationship with the perpetrator.

"I... should be her distant uncle," victim number three said while sitting cross-legged on the ground, with one arm around her chest and the other resting on her chin, thinking, "I'm also the one who is most likely to be her stepfather. Basically, as long as that bald man dies, I can have everything that sister Jiang Hua has. Now the whole universe is recruiting killers. If you are interested, please call the hotline number 0..."

Poof! ! (Sound of suffering without entering the body)

呲——(blood spurting sound)

Plop! (Falling sound)

Well, there seems to be some new perpetrator at the scene, and it seems that a new conflict has broken out, readers and friends, don't worry for now. Let's start with an advertisement, and when the situation on the scene is a little bit more stable, we will turn the camera back.

Twenty minutes later...

"Ahem, sorry, it was just a little accident."

The number three kunai above the head of the third victim reappeared in front of the camera.

The ones on your head...

"It doesn't matter." Victim No. 3 raised his hand and said, "Let's continue, and the hotline just now, I hope you can post it at the end after the show ends, please."

...Okay, let's continue the interview just now, that is to say, are you related to the perpetrator?

"That's right, since this child came to Earth alone, I can be regarded as her only relative on Earth."

Guardian on Earth?

"It's true to say so." The third victim nodded, "But I think one day I will become her real guardian. There is also Jianghua's sister's new Danna, Jianghua Sister! I don’t mind being a widow! Please rest assured!”

Poof! !

呲——

Plop! !

Then what, let's enter another advertisement.

Ten minutes later...

"It was just a small accident."

Victim No. 3, covered in pain all over his body, appeared in front of the camera again.

"Then what, after the show is over, please post the words LOVE Sister Jianghua at the end of the show, please, I will add money."

Uh... well, but then again, the one just now should also be considered the perpetrator, right? Is this kind of thing okay? This aspect of things does not need to be exposed...

Poof!

呲——

Plop! !

"Hey! Yueyue!" Suspect No. 3 stood up and shouted, then quickly rushed forward and straightened the fallen camera, "What have you done to the reporter! How should the interview be done? Go ahead! Hey, are you okay?"

Ah... barely, I feel like I saw my great-grandmother on the other side of the river just for a moment. I...I miss my great-grandmother! When I was young, I would hold my hand and go to festivals or something. Woooooo...

"Hey, calm down!" Victim No. 3 said, slipping a few ten-thousand-yuan banknotes into the man's hand, "Anyway, let's recall your great-grandmother later. Forget about the great-grandmother. How about it?"

You are... so sorry.

"Hahaha, it's okay, it's okay, you must forget everything just now." Victim No. 3 patted the man on the back, and then sat in front of the camera again, "Ahem, let's start again Let's go."

The lights and microphones are all a little closer to the third victim, don't sleep on the camera, we're officially starting.

Crack!

ACT! !

Welcome to our studio, then please continue to describe to us the process of the persecution, and as far as we know, you were persecuted in your own home this morning, right?

"Actually, the persecution..." Suspect No. 3 frowned with his chin propped up, hesitant to speak.

Have psychological baggage?

"Well, there is indeed a little bit." Suspect No. 3 nodded, "You see, I may be a **** after all... her future so-and-so, and now she is her only relative on earth. She's a little more self-willed."

But it's not good to pamper children too much, right? There are many disadvantages to the growth of children.

"That's what I said, but..."

Please feel free to say it boldly, I believe the readers in front of the screen must also think so.

"Okay..." Victim No. 3 nodded, then his expression changed instantly, and he yelled at the camera with white eyes and saliva flying all over the place: "Hey! Give me enough time! Kagura! I said that I will use the pocket money I gave you this month to buy games, and I will make up for you at the end of the year. Why are you so excited?! You smashed my game device again! You almost have enough! To be honest, I only love Sister Jianghua! If I insist on specific places, it would be Sister Jianghua’s [Beep——] and [Beep——], if you…"

I'm sorry, I'm sorry, something happened at the scene, director! Director! Cut off! Cut off! !

…

The three people (Yin Shi, Xin Baji, Jiang Cheng) sitting around Jiang Cheng's living room watched this interview on TV, all of them were expressionless.

"That...is this kind of thing really okay?" Xinbachi asked with twitching corners of his mouth, "Jiang Chengsang, are you sure Mrs. Jianghua will allow us to re-educate Kagura after seeing this kind of thing?"

"Cut! This rotten show group didn't put the LOVE sister Jianghua I asked for at the end of the show." Jiang Cheng turned his face away and spat bitterly.

"It's even worse if you put it in, right?" Xin Baji complained again, "You should also consider the mood of Master Xinghai Fang. You must be so angry when you see this kind of thing?"

"I've always been straightforward, this is my way of ninja!"

"What kind of ninja is this!" Xin Baji complained wildly, "Naruto is not interested in other people's wives!"

"You are wrong, Mr. Xinbaji." Jiang Cheng shook his head, then pointed in the direction directly ahead, "There... But there are many people who claim to be Hinata's husband! Right? Reader They!"

"Stop yelling at the other side of the screen!" Xin Baji reminded loudly.

"Da Yu Spiral Pills!!"

Boom! ! !

…

"Who was that yellow hair just now?" Yin Shi asked while digging his nostrils with his little finger.

Xin Baji didn't answer, but looked at Jiang Cheng who was beaten to the ceiling by a yellow-haired and big jade spiral pill that just passed by.

After Yin Shi flicked the booger off his little finger, he twitched the corners of his lips and continued with some displeasure: "Really, it's really troublesome, and it's on the show again. Hurry up and pay back the mental damage fee." Wouldn't it be over if there is medical expenses?"

Bang! !

Jiang Cheng, who came down from the ceiling, stepped on Yinshi's head with both feet and stepped on it into the floor.

"What are you doing!" Yin Shi, who was covered in blood, clenched his fists and shouted angrily, "Are you coming too?!"

"Really," Jiang Cheng looked at the two of them with disdain, "one is a **** who secretly eats other people's puddings, and the other is a puberty brat who secretly bought adult magazines and was beaten up by his sister. Blame it all on others..."

Yinshi retorted angrily: "I said it has nothing to do with who the pudding is! The important thing is the injury! Look at how she smashed me up? She just ate her A few puddings and a cake!"

"No, Yinsang, you really did it to yourself." Xinbaji said expressionlessly, then patted the table vigorously and looked at Jiang Cheng seriously, "Jiang Chengsang! My injury is related to Kagura An inseparable relationship! If she hadn't told her sister..."

Jiang Cheng raised his hand and knocked on Xin Baji's head, and said with a blank expression: "No, you basically did it to yourself."

Ding Ding——

"Sister Jianghua has a message!" Jiang Cheng quickly took out his phone, and at the same time showed a look of anticipation, "Have you finally made up your mind to divorce that bald man?!"

"My sister is very good. Re-education... or something, I hope Kagura can learn something related to art, Kagura is counting on you."

"This..." Xin Baji pushed the glasses on the bridge of his nose with only the frame left and muttered ~IndoMTL.com~ Could it be that... do you agree? "

Jiang Cheng slammed the table hard, and then he raised his forehead to reveal a distressed face: "How can you repair it! You didn't even mention the divorce with that bald man!"

Xin Baji: ...

…

After an afternoon of discussion, the three men Jiang Cheng, Yinshi and Xinbachi designed a plan called "Kagura Re-education" for Kagura.

It specifies some schedules and other things to do.

Of course, the three of them are just the ones making the decision, and a woman has to make the decision. That's right, a certain woman who holds Jiang Cheng's financial power.

Yueyong lightly exhaled a puff of smoke, and put down the A4 paper in her hand.

"Are you three serious?"

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