Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 680: : Don’t guess the girl’s mind!
Bang! ! !
The sound of something being smashed came from Jiang Cheng's room.
Two minutes later, looking at Kagura walking out of Jiang Cheng's room with a displeased expression on the banknote in his hand, Yueyong greeted him in a normal way.
"Yo, Kagura."
"Yueyue, that bastard's uncle of the Nite family is really getting worse and worse, Aru." Kagura turned his face away and spat and said, "The pocket money is decreasing every month, it's really abominable. Hey! It's so frustrating to think about games all day long! It should be my uncle who has also used the schedule to make a good transformation!"
"Hmm..." Yue Yong thought for a moment, then nodded in agreement, "Indeed, it would be good to give him a copy of that kind of schedule, even if this kind of lazy personality is completely wiped out, there is nothing to lose. Nothing."
"That is to say, Aru!" Kagura nodded hurriedly.
Yue Yong looked coldly at Jiang Cheng in the corner of the room, with his head tucked into the computer screen, and said coldly, "Okay, I understand, and I will discuss it with Sun Lun for him in the future. A proper schedule, re-education... couldn't be more appropriate."
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After Kagura left, Yueyong stepped into the door of Jiang Cheng's room, but before she could say anything, along with the sound of anxious footsteps, Xinbaha's voice came over.
"Jiang Chengsang——Jiang Chengsang——"
While shouting, Xin Baha stepped into the living room, but after seeing Jiang Cheng in such a tragic state, his face instantly became expressionless.
"Ah, it looks the same whether it's over there or here..." Shinpachi muttered to himself silently, "In that case, I can only do today's commission with Kagura-chan. Yin Sang was also hospitalized just now..."
Just now, Xin Ba Hao suddenly noticed Yueyong beside him, and quickly greeted politely: "Long time no see, Miss Yueyong."
"Yeah." Yueyong nodded slightly as a response.
"Really, in the end, I still couldn't persist in re-education or something." Said, Xin Ba Hao's expression showed a bit of relief and looked in Jiang Cheng's direction, "It's still back to normal state. That's it."
Yue Yong frowned and said, "That kind of thing doesn't look like education, does it? It's too messy."
"That's right!" Shin Baha nodded, then looked in Jiang Cheng's direction again, "But how did Jiang Cheng-sang and Yin-sang make Mrs. Jiang Hua give up re-education of Kagura-chan? ?"
"How could something like that be successful?" Yue Yong said subconsciously, but then suddenly reacted, "Wait, what did you just say? Kagura's re-education or something? ...isn't what the three of you asked for?"
"Hey? Miss Yueyong doesn't know yet?" Xin Baha looked at Yueyong with some surprise, and then slowly explained: "Although we proposed to Mrs. Jiang Hua at the beginning, Mrs. Jiang Hua seems to have originally I had the idea of letting Kagura receive some education, and I agreed very decisively."
"Is that so?"
"Ah, that's right." After nodding, Xin Baha continued: "The first version of the schedule was made by Mrs. Jiang Hua, but it was too messy, Jiang Cheng-sang and Yin-sang. Even the master of Xinghaifang from the communicator refused. Then... there was a scream of the master of Xinghaifang from the other end of the communicator. In short, we didn't hear the voice of the master of Xinghaifang until the end of that day. ."
Yueyong:...
"The schedule that Mrs. Jiang Hua originally designed for Kagura was really hard," Shinbaha continued, "Kagura's rest time seems to be only about two hours, and I will add it later. Those rest periods were earned by Jiang Chengsang and Yinsang with their lives."
"This, so..."
Xin Ba Hao shook his head a little helplessly and continued, "Mrs. Jiang Hua seems to have made a great determination to let Kagura receive an education this time. The opposition of Jiang Cheng-sang and Yin-sang is completely useless, and even Threatened to come to Earth to supervise in person. Fortunately, Jiang Cheng-sang and Yin-sang stopped him."
"Some things have to be understood by those who really should understand." Yue Yong suddenly remembered what Jiang Cheng had said before, and only then did Yue Yong finally understand the true meaning of this sentence.
"But this time it's really thanks to Jiang Chengsang and Yinsang," Xin Baha smiled and continued, "Although I don't know what method I used, it seems that Mrs. Jiang Hua has completely cut off the gods. Le Jiang will accept that kind of messy re-education idea again."
"So that's how it is..." Yue Yong murmured.
Xinba Haw went on with some emotion: "I think it's probably because Kagura-chan knows that most of these are Madam Jiang Hua's ideas, so Jiang Chengsang and Yinsang took all those things to themselves. Yes."
"New Ba Ha..." Jiang Cheng's weak voice came out, "Let's... help..."
"Oh, here we come!" Xin Baha hurriedly stepped forward, grabbed Jiang Cheng's lower body and pulled it out.
"It hurts... light, light! You smelly glasses!"
[Such a man is actually a sister-in-law,] Yueyong shook her head and thought at the same time as she turned to leave, [really...]
Finally, let me say that the most important point in this whole incident is that no one but Jiang Hua himself knew that the culprit that made Jiang Hua want to re-educate Kagura... was actually some books that Jiang Cheng... sent.
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The planet is in peace, still the dilapidated, unfinished building.
Jiang Hua is leaning against the window, carefully flipping through a book titled "Don't Let Children Lose at the Starting Line!" in his hands, thinking while reading.
It is worth mentioning that there are also a series of books about educating children on the window sill beside them, such as "Looking at the old at the age of three, do your children have these habits? If there are any, they must be corrected immediately!", " Let every child become a dragon!" and so on.
Boom! !
The owner of Xinghai Fang, who had been hanging on the ceiling for an unknown time, finally woke up and pulled his head out of the ceiling.
"Jiang Hua, that re-education method is really messed up!" The owner of Xinghai Fang said loudly as soon as he landed, "I will never agree! No matter how many times I say it, I will never agree! Although it may make Kagura sensible and obedient, I will never agree!"
"I already know." Jiang Hua said without looking back, then closed the book in his hand.
The owner of Xinghaifang has a happy expression: "Then you won't force Kagura to accept that terrible re-education, right?"
"This kind of thing..." Jiang Hua replied indifferently, "Let me come in person after our family reunites on Earth. Xiao Jiangcheng is still too used to Kagura."
"Hey? Jiang...hua?"
(End of this article.)
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One day, Kagura just got a pocket money from Jiang Cheng. Although he didn't know how to spend it, he still invited two of his good friends over.
"I got pocket money today, Aru! Let's go play and go shopping together!" Kagura said, showing off to the two friends beside her, patting her almost undeveloped breasts.
"My dad and mom just gave me pocket money."
Saki, the same age as Kagura, with short black hair and a dark green kimono embroidered with yellow chrysanthemums, said with a smile.
"I just got it too." Wearing a purple kimono and black hair with a single ponytail, Mary Belle also patted her small satchel.
"What are you going to do today, Aru? Shopping at the snack street?" Kagura asked.
"Mom asked me to go to the beauty salon for a haircut." Xiao Saki smiled a little embarrassedly, "So I probably can't go to the snack street with Kagura and you guys, sorry..."
"My father also told me to cut my hair while I was off." Marybei said helplessly.
"A beauty salon?" Kagura was a little curious, "I've never been to that kind of place before, and I go to a very ordinary child's barber shop, Alu, that costs 100 yuan a time to get my hair cut."
"Do you want to go together then?" Xiaosaki invited with a smile. "After all, Kagura-chan is also a girl. It would be better for a girl to be a little more refined."
"I brought a card, which can be discounted." Marybei also hurriedly said.
"A beauty salon..." Kagura looked at the money in his hand.
"Alright alright, alright, be nice to yourself occasionally." Xiao Saki took Kagura's arm, "I think Kagura-chan is already cute, but sometimes it's just not so good. Dress up."
"That's right, I think so too." Marybei took Kagura's arm on the other side, "The skin is very white and the face is cute, but there are... How are the clothes?"
"No, the clothes are..."
"Then you should at least take care of your hair and skin every now and then, right?"
"That's right! That's important!"
So, driven by the two of you and Kagura's own curiosity, the three girls walked into a cheap beauty shop in Edo, arm in arm, talking and laughing.
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In the evening, Master House.
Kagura, who spent about one-third of her pocket money at the beauty salon, sat on the sofa very cautiously.
"That..." Kagura said awkwardly and asked in a low voice, "How... how is it?"
"Huh?" Yin Shi, who was lying on the sofa on the other side watching JUMP, glanced at Le with the dead fish eyes that were inactive.
"That's it..." Kagura squeaked and then asked, "How...how about it?"
"How about what?" Gintoki looked puzzled, but then he discovered something, and once again put his mind into the jump in front of him, waved his hand and said casually, "I want to go Go to the toilet as soon as possible, you will develop hemorrhoids if you hold it for too long."
Hearing the sound, Kagura's face instantly burst into blue veins, and then she got up directly...
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Ignoring the smashed door and the half-dead unconscious Ginshi, who was resting on the fence at the door, he walked down the stairs of the Master's House in a blissful mood.
"Lord Kagura, good evening." At the entrance of the tavern, Xiaoyu, who had just sent the two guests away, greeted Kagura who had just walked down the stairs.
"Xiaoyu..." Kagura hurriedly stepped forward and shook his hair deliberately, "How...how is it?"
"Have you been to the beauty salon?" Xiaoyu asked, "The hair looks very shiny, did you get a fine cut?"
"Xiaoyu!!" Kagura cheered instantly and hugged him, "It has to be Xiaoyu! You can see it at a glance!"
"Of course, I'm a robot, no matter how small the change is, I'll be able to spot it right away." Xiaoyu replied.
"Then, let's try Uncle, Aru!" Kagura continued, taking care of himself, and then strode towards Yoshihara.
"No...then what..." Xiaoyu just wanted to say something, but Kagura didn't listen at all.
Looking at Kagura who was walking towards Yoshihara with big strides, Xiaoyu murmured, "As far as I know Jiang Cheng-sama, this small change...may not be seen, so don't hug it. Too much hope is better."
But Kagura can't hear these words...
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"Cough cough cough..." Kagura, who was rarely kneeling beside Jiang Cheng, hoped to attract Jiang Cheng's attention in this way.
"What's the matter? Didn't I just give you pocket money today?" Jiang Cheng asked helplessly, his eyes never leaving the game.
"It's...that..." Kagura once again turned on the shy mode, "How is it?"
"Huh? What?" Jiang Cheng glanced at Kagura, "How about what?"
"Just... how does it look...?" Kagura asked, squiggly.
"Looks like?" Jiang Cheng asked in doubt, then put down the gamepad, turned his head, supported his chin, and observed it carefully.
“How is it?”
"Are you going to the toilet?" Jiang Cheng asked.
Blue veins burst on Kagura's face in an instant, gritted his teeth and roared with white eyes: "Why even you are like this! Stupid little uncle!!"
"Slow down, slow down." Jiang Cheng waved his hand, "Don't be angry, it's just a joke, in fact, I've noticed it."
"Hey? Really?!" Kagura's expression lit up with joy, and then twitched again, "Then...how...how about it?"
"You kid..." Jiang Cheng shook his head helplessly, then stretched out his hand and gently stroked Kagura's hair~IndoMTL.com~ It's okay, don't worry about that kind of thing. It doesn't matter if it's an airport, as long as it grows healthily and vigorously. "
"Not that kind of place!"
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Ignoring Jiang Cheng, whose head was tucked into the floor, he left Jiang Cheng's room in a cheerful mood.
Yue Yong, who was approaching, looked at Kagura who had just walked out and said, "Kagura, it's been a long time. Did you just go to the beauty salon?"
Hearing the sound, Kagura instantly showed a look of emotion, and then rushed directly to Yueyong.
"Yueyue—" Kagura rubbed against Yueyong's chest, "It has to be Yueyue! Men can't notice this kind of thing at all!"
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Finally, Kagura went to A Miao's house again, but the result was no different, and Shin Baha didn't respond to this small change.
On the contrary, A Miao is quite sensitive to such small changes...