Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 681: ：Girls will have small changes and want to be discovered by someone…

Breakfast time, at the table.

"Ah..." Jiang Cheng moved his neck and said helplessly: "Really, I broke into other people's rooms on my own, and shoved other people's heads into the floor. Now the little devils are getting more and more impolite."

Listening to Jiang Cheng's complaints, Sun Wheel couldn't help but smile and say, "Jiang Cheng-sang is also very hard every day."

"Isn't it true..." Jiang Cheng shook his head helplessly, then raised his face with his hands and sighed, "I also want a long vacation that can comfort my body and mind..."

Qing Tai's face is small and contemptuous: "Aren't you giving your life a day off every day?"

"What are you talking about?" Jiang Cheng pouted the corners of his mouth in disdain, and then showed a very serious expression, "It should have been time, but why didn't you realize it? You should be acting stupid. Limit it!"

"What the **** are you talking about?" Harita still looked contemptuous.

"It's that one, that one," Jiang Cheng raised an index finger while closing his eyes. "It's the one that usually appears in the light of other words with about the same number of words as ours."

"What the **** is it?"

"Of course it's welfare!"

"Oh!" Qingta suddenly became interested, "Is it the kind of welfare that everyone goes to the beach, regardless of whether it has anything to do with the plot?!"

"Although I'm not very old, don't I understand it very well?" Jiang Cheng praised, and then once again showed a sigh of relief, "When will our welfare return?"

Qingta nodded and said angrily: "Yeah! It should have started a long time ago! That **** orangutan!"

"Shita, let's have a good chat with mom after school today." Hiran narrowed his eyes and said with a smile.

Qingta's expression froze, then slowly got up, lowered her head and said weakly, "I'm sorry, I'm going to a private school."

"I don't care about the atmosphere or anything," Jiang Cheng muttered with one hand on his cheek, pouting the corner of his mouth, "Other works must have started to receive benefits early, what exactly is our benefit? When is it? When is the summer vacation of my life?"

"Jiang Cheng-sang, the summer vacation of your life seems to never end." Sun Rin reminded with a smile, and then suddenly thought of something, "But if it's the beach, you can go anytime, right? What benefits are you talking about?"

"Really?" Jiang Cheng was puzzled.

"Oh, of course."

Sun Lun smiled lightly, then stretched out his hand and gestured, hiding behind the door, all the staff stuck their heads out, holding their swimsuits tightly in their hands, ready to go, and like some kind of beast, red light flashing in their eyes , panting and staring at Jiang Cheng's Miss Baihua.

"So that's it..." After Jiang Cheng retracted his gaze, he folded his hands and nodded and analyzed himself: "In this case, there is really no need for welfare in our work. Except for the protagonist , there is really no female character that can be said to be a welfare, maybe once the welfare is written, no one will read it again.”

Hearing the sound, blue veins suddenly burst out on Yueyong's forehead, including Sun Wheel's forehead, which turned completely black in an instant. Although she was still laughing, the bursting veins on her forehead did silently explain something.

"Private Marseille ~Slippery~"

Whoosh!

Jiang Cheng, who was hit on the head by the hot tea and sharp kunai, rolled his eyes and fell straight behind him...

……

After Jiang Cheng was dragged out "can't wait" by the "waiting for a long time" and "waiting for feeding" Miss Baihua, Yueyong spoke again.

"But..." Yue Yong slowly exhaled a second-hand smoke.

Sun Lun joked: "Could it be that Yueyue is also thinking about welfare?"

"No, it's not that." Yueyong shook his head and murmured, "It's the reaction of Kagura yesterday... It really surprised me, why am I so angry?"

Sun Lun covered her face with a smile, and then slowly said: "Yueyue, although you are also a woman, you still don't know much about this kind of thing. You must know that girls dress up very seriously, usually for men. If the man didn't notice at all, of course he would be angry. But I didn't expect that Kagura-chan to have such a girly side."

"Yes...is it?" Yueyong still looked suspicious.

"Then why don't you just try it yourself?" Sun Wheel suggested, "Also, Yueyue, you seem to have never been to a beauty salon. If you go there, you may be able to experience that you have gone to a beauty salon but have not been swayed. The man who cares has noticed it."

"I...I don't care about a man!" Although there is no confidence at all, Yueyong retorted loudly, "Why should I try that kind of thing!"

"Is that so?" Sun Lun had a puzzled look on his face, then tilted his face back and thought, "I originally thought that if Yueyue took care of herself, she might be noticed by Jiang Chengsang. What..."

Yue Yong blushed and retorted loudly (hard-mouthed): "Who, who wants to be noticed by that idiot! Sun Wheel, you should stop a little too!"

Sun Wheel smiled and apologized: "Sorry, sorry, that may be what I want."

"Really, don't mess around with this kind of joke," Yueyong walked out of the door angrily, "I'm off to patrol."

Looking at the back of Yueyong who was still muttering, Sun Lun suddenly thought of something and shouted to Yueyong: "If possible, you can get a score card, I've been a little haggard recently. What?"

"I see," Yue Yong, who had just walked to the door, responded subconsciously, but then reacted again, turning around and defending loudly: "No! I said I wouldn't go to that No place! I don't care about men anymore! I don't care about that kind of idiot anymore!"

"Good wind~" Sun Rin smiled and waved his hand.

……

In the afternoon, for some unknown reason, without anyone calling, a natural roll, an orange one including a pair of glasses, gathered in Jiang Cheng's room.

The three had the same solemn expressions, sitting at the low table without saying a word.

"Then what..." Xin Bazhu, who was kneeling on the side, pushed the body on the bridge of his nose, and was the first to speak: "Everyone should have noticed, right? Then... what should I do?"

"What should I do..." Jiang Cheng exhaled softly, and then instantly grabbed Yin Shi's collar, gritted his teeth and said, "Of course, kill this natural roll first!"

"What do you mean! You bastard!" Yin Shi grabbed Jiang Cheng's collar with his backhand, and shouted angrily, "What does it have to do with me!"

"No, it's basically your responsibility! You bastard!" Jiang Cheng gritted his teeth and said bitterly, "They handed over your niece to you, so it's your responsibility to become like this! Hey! Give it back to me! Give me back the hair follicles that Kagura lost! You bastard!"

Ginshi angrily retorted: "No, it's all the bald man's genetic fault anyway! Kagura will become like this sooner or later, it has nothing to do with me! Speaking of your own niece, yourself Instead, the responsibility is completely thrown away!"

That's right, it's not that the three men didn't notice the change in Kagura, but... they'd be wrong.

"Wait a minute, you two." Xin Baha hurriedly acted as a peacemaker and persuaded: "Now is not the time to quarrel or shirk responsibility! The problem is to quickly think about what to do. If you let the situation go on like this, Kagura will soon become another Mr. Xinghai Fangzhu!"

"Cut!" Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi then loosened each other's collars and turned their faces away and spat at the same time.

"Kagura seems to have discovered it herself," Shinbaha slowly analyzed with a serious expression. "Yesterday, although she pretended not to find out that she was fooled, but... she herself is still very concerned about this kind of thing."

"Me too." Jiang Cheng nodded, "Although she used the word that her chest didn't change anything, she was fooled, but she was still angry. It seems that she really has trouble getting through this hurdle."

Xinbaha spit out expressionlessly: "No, Jiang Chengsang, it's obviously not the same thing that you fool me in the past. Saying that, Kagura-chan is obviously angry because of this sentence, right?"

"It's the same here on my side." Yin Shi waved his hand and said with the corners of his mouth curled, "Although I was fooled, but...the reaction was bigger than I imagined."

"It's really a big problem now..." Jiang Cheng sighed, and then showed a look of indifference and clenched his fists, "Really! Although I thought about this possibility, I didn't expect it. It came so early! That **** bald!"

Boom! !

When he tapped the silver on the table, he also showed an unbearable expression: "That **** bald! My daughter was left here, and I didn't even send a penny of child support! Bastard!!"

"No, Yinsang, why are you scolding Xinghaifang Master Sang? Has the theme gone wrong?"

Jiang Cheng also knocked heavily on the table, with an unbearable expression on his face: "Fang Ze, who can kiss Sister Jiang Hua every day, is really enviable... Hate it, that bald bastard! Hurry up and die! Bald bastard!"

"Hey! Wait a minute! What are we talking about?" Xin Baha hurriedly reminded, "You just wanted to say envy, right? Hey! Isn't what we're discussing now about countermeasures against Kagura-chan's "baldness"? "

"Cut! Those **** virgin glasses!" Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi both turned their faces away and spat at the same time.

"Why did you take me with you!"

……

After such a small interlude, the three finally brought the topic back to life.

"Anyway, let's put aside your personal grievances against Mr. Xinghai Fangzhu for now." Shin Baha continued, "It's still about Kagura-chan. Then first..."

Speaking, Shin Baha took out a cute pink baseball cap with cat ears and put it on the table.

"This is my method, I have tried my best." Shinbaha continued.

"Hey, old man," Yin Shi said with his little finger picking his nostrils and pouting, "Didn't you tell me? Don't force your disgusting XP on others."

"Who has such a disgusting xp!" Shin Baha blushed angrily and retorted, "It's enough to just say it's interest! No, no! I don't have that kind of interest either! It's just that... "

Speaking, Xin Baji's face showed a bit of embarrassment, and the whole person also twisted, "That... just because the money is just enough to buy this, I have absolutely no strange thoughts... "

Looking at Xin Ba Haw's appearance, Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi were speechless at the same time.

"Yo Xi, reject it." Jiang Cheng threw the baseball cap into the trash can beside him very decisively, "Then the next one, Yin Shi."

Ignoring Shin Baha, who rushed towards the trash can, Yinshi reached into his arms and began to grope. While groping, he said, "Although I don't know if it's useful, but I'm going to secretly put it when no one is there. Put this in the attic..."

Boom.

Looking at the two bottles of hair growth agent and hair growth comb with "Mao Soul" written on the table by Yinshi, Jiang Cheng frowned and muttered: "But...suddenly seeing this kind of thing, Kagura will Will not be stimulated?"

"That's why I'm going to put it in secretly." Gintoki continued, "After that, you can just pretend you don't know anything."

"Well..." Jiang Cheng nodded, then reached out and picked up the hair restorer and hair growth comb on the table, "It is indeed a method, but whether it works or not."

"Well, that's what I said." Yin Shi folded his hands and nodded, "After all, that bald man should be using this kind of thing, but depending on the situation...it shouldn't have much effect."

"Anyway, let's take this as the initial method." Jiang Cheng made a decision.

"Initially?" Xin Baha, who picked up the hat, asked in confusion, "Is there any final solution for Jiang Chengsang?"

Jiang Cheng nodded: "Ah, the last resort that won't be used until the last minute."

"Could it be..." Yin Shi suddenly thought of something and looked at Jiang Cheng with half-squinted eyes, "Is it a wig?"

"It's not a wig, it's Kwai!!" Kwai, who had been hiding under the window sill for some time, corrected her loudly.

……

After disposing of Gui (tied it up and throwing it on the street), Jiang Chengcai continued as if nothing was wrong: "The last resort I'm talking about is actually... a hair transplant in a beauty salon!"

"Ah! Indeed!" Xin Bazhu suddenly thought of something and raised an index finger, "Recently, many beauty salons have put up advertisements for hair transplants!"

"Is it reliable?" Gintoki looked suspicious.

"I heard that the hair follicles are implanted directly into the scalp." Xin Ba Haw explained, "The hair that grows is all your own."

"Then..."

……

So, in the early morning of the next day...

Kagura just woke up and found a baseball cap with cat ears, two bottles of hair growth water, a hair growth comb and a beauty salon with the word "hair transplant" highlighted beside his pillow. flyer.

The result is... Jiang Cheng, Yin Shi, and Xin Ba Hao were not spared that day, and were severely repaired by Kagura.

……

"Really," Jiang Cheng, who pulled his head out of the wooden floor, curled his lips in disdain, "What are you doing? It's for her own good, yet you're still so angry."

Just after finishing speaking, Jiang Cheng suddenly noticed Yueyong, who was coming at an unknown time.

"Cough..." Yueyong held the cigarette pipe, cleared her throat, and tried her best to hide the unnatural look on her face, as if she was expecting something.

"Yueyue, you..." Jiang Cheng opened his eyes unconsciously.

For some reason, at this moment, Yueyong suddenly felt a faint joy in her heart, but the next moment...

"What..." After getting up, Jiang Cheng took out a leaflet from a beauty salon labeled "hair transplantable" and handed it to Yueyong~IndoMTL.com~ said in a low voice, "You also start I won't tell anyone about hair loss, I heard that the hair transplant technology here is very good."

After being silent for a long time with a black face, Yueyong made a move, only to see that she instantly took out several Kuwu and stabbed it on Jiang Cheng's head angrily.

After falling to the ground, Jiang Cheng, who rolled his eyes, looked at Yueyong who turned and left decisively, and murmured, "Why...why?"

……

Yue Yong, who exited Jiang Cheng's room, looked at Kagura, who was leaning against the door, and burst into laughter for no apparent reason.

And Kagura also seemed to be infected, looking up and smiling happily...

Jiang Cheng, who was lying dead in the room, listened to the laughter of two women, one big and one small, and silently complained in his heart: [Women or something...how strange...]

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