Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 681: : Girls will have small changes and want to be discovered by someone…
Breakfast time, at the table.
"Ah..." Jiang Cheng stretched his neck, and said helplessly, "Really, you broke into other people's room on your own, and stuffed other people's heads into the floor Here, the brats are becoming more and more impolite now."
Hearing Jiang Cheng's complaints, Ri Lun couldn't help but smiled and said, "Jiang Cheng-sang works very hard every day."
"Didn't you just say..." Jiang Cheng shook his head helplessly, then raised his face with his hands in his hands and sighed, "I also want a long vacation that can comfort my body and mind..."
Qing too scornfully complained: "Aren't you giving your life a holiday every day?"
"What stupid things are you talking about?" Jiang Cheng twitched the corners of his lips in disdain, and then showed a serious expression, "Obviously it should be time, but why didn't you notice it? There should be a role in pretending to be stupid." There is a limit!"
"What the **** are you talking about?" Qingtai still looked contemptuous.
"That's that one." Jiang Cheng closed his eyes and raised an index finger at the same time, "It's the one that usually appears in other light books with the same number of words as us."
"What the **** is it?"
"Of course it's a bonus!"
"Oh!" Qingta suddenly became interested, "It doesn't matter whether it has anything to do with the plot or not, but everyone goes to the beach, so you can enjoy the benefits of the girls' swimsuits to your heart's content?!"
"Although you're not very old, don't you understand that?" Jiang Cheng praised, and then once again showed a sigh of relief, "When will our welfare return be?"
Haruta nodded, and said angrily: "Yes! It should have started a long time ago! That **** orangutan!"
"Qingta, let's have a good talk with mom after school today." Hilton narrowed his eyes and said with a smile on his face.
Qingta's expression faltered, then she slowly got up, lowered her head and said weakly, "I'm sorry, I'm going to a private school."
"I don't care about the atmosphere," Jiang Cheng propped his cheek with one hand, curled his lips and muttered uncomfortably, "Other works must have started rewards early, what is our rewards for?" When? When is the summer vacation of my life?"
"Jiang Chengsang, the summer vacation of your life seems to have never ended." Rilun reminded with a smile, and then suddenly thought of something, "But if it's the beach, you can go there anytime, right? What kind of benefits are you talking about?"
"Really?" Jiang Cheng was puzzled.
"Hey, of course."
Ri Lun smiled softly, then stretched out his hand and gestured to the side, and hid behind the door, all the members poked their heads out, holding the swimsuits tightly in their hands, ready to go, and like some wild beast, with red lights in their eyes , panting heavily, staring closely at Jiang Cheng's Baihua girls.
"So that's how it is..." After Jiang Cheng looked away, he folded his hands and nodded, analyzing to himself: "In this way, there is really no need for any benefits in our work. Except for the protagonist , There is indeed no female character that can be called a welfare, maybe once you write that welfare, no one will read it again."
Hearing the sound, the veins on Yueyong's forehead silently popped up, including the forehead of the sun wheel on the side, which was completely black in an instant. Although he was still laughing, the veins popping up on his forehead did silently explain something.
"Private Marseille~hand slipped~"
Whoosh!
Jiang Cheng, who was hit on the head by the hot tea and the sharp kunai at the same time, rolled his eyes and fell straight behind him...
…
Yue Yong spoke again after Jiang Cheng was "impatiently" dragged out by the "waiting for a long time" and "waiting for food" Miss Bai Hua.
"But..." Yue Yong slowly exhaled a puff of second-hand smoke.
Rilun joked: "Could it be that Yueyue is also thinking about welfare return?"
"No, it's not that." Yueyong shook her head and murmured, "It's Kagura's reaction yesterday... It really surprised me, why are you so angry?"
Ri Lun covered his face with a smile, and then slowly said: "Yueyue, although you are also a woman, you still don't know much about this kind of thing. You must know that girls usually dress up for men very seriously. Yes. If the man didn’t notice it at all, of course he would be angry. But I didn’t expect that Kagura-chan would have such a girly side.”
"Yes...is that so?" Yue Yong still had doubts on his face.
"Then why don't you just try it yourself?" Rilun suggested, "Besides, you seem to have never been to a beauty parlor, Yueyue. If you go there, maybe you can realize that you have been to a beauty parlor but you have not been treated. The man who cares has noticed the mood."
"I...I don't have any man I care about!" Although there was no confidence at all, Yue Yong retorted loudly, "Why would I want to try that kind of thing!"
"Is that so?" Rilun showed a puzzled face, then raised his face and began to think, "At first, I thought that if Yueyue took care of herself, she might be noticed by Jiang Chengsang What about..."
Yue Yongzhang retorted loudly (with a stiff mouth) with a blushing face: "Who, who wants to be noticed by that idiot! Rilun, you should stop in moderation!"
Ri Lun apologized with a smile: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, maybe it's because I want to make trouble."
"Really, don't make such a joke," Yue Yong walked towards the door angrily, "I'm going to patrol."
Looking at the back of Yueyong who was still muttering, Rilun suddenly thought of something again, and shouted to Yueyong: "If you can, you can get a point card, I'm a little haggard recently What about."
"I see," Yue Yong, who had just walked to the door, responded subconsciously, but then she reacted again, turned around and argued loudly: "No! I said that I would not go to that kind of place. The place! There is no man who cares! I don’t care about that kind of idiot!"
"Bon voyage~" Rilun smiled and waved his hand.
…
In the afternoon, for some unknown reason, without anyone calling, a natural curl, an orange one including a pair of glasses gathered in Jiang Cheng's room.
The three of them sat at the low table with the same dignified expression and said nothing.
"Then what..." Xin Baji, who was kneeling by the side, pushed the body on the bridge of his nose, and spoke first: "Everyone should have noticed it? Then... what should we do?"
"What should I do..." Jiang Cheng exhaled lightly, and then immediately put his arms around Yinshi's collar, gritted his teeth and said, "Of course we should kill this natural roll first!"
"What do you mean! Bastard!" Yinshi grabbed Jiang Cheng's collar with his backhand, and shouted angrily with veins bursting, "What does it have to do with me!"
"No, basically it's your responsibility! You bastard!" Jiang Cheng gritted his teeth and said bitterly, "I've given you the intact niece, it's your responsibility to become like this! Hey! Give it back! Give me back Kagura's lost hair follicles! Bastard!"
Gintoki retorted angrily: "No, no matter how you look at it, it's the fault of that bald man's genetics! Kagura will become like that sooner or later. This kind of thing has nothing to do with me! Speaking of your own niece, yourself It's a complete throw away of responsibility!"
That's right, it's not that the three men didn't notice the change in Kagura, but... they got it wrong.
"Wait a minute, you two." Xin Baji hurriedly acted as a peacemaker, persuading him: "Now is not the time to quarrel or shirk responsibility! The problem is to think about what to do now. If you let the situation continue like this, Kagura will soon become another Mr. Hoshikaibo!"
"Cut!" Jiang Cheng and Yinshi just let go of each other's collars and turned their faces away to spit at the same time.
"Kagura seems to have discovered it herself." Xin Baji analyzed slowly with a serious expression, "Although she pretended not to find out yesterday and fooled it, but... she still cares about this kind of thing very much."
"My side is the same." Jiang Cheng nodded, "Although she was fooled by saying that her **** have not changed in any way, she was still angry in the end. It seems that she really has a hard time getting through this hurdle."
Xinbaji complained expressionlessly: "No, Jiang Chengsang, your fooling around is obviously not the same as mine. By the way, Kagura-chan is obviously angry because of this sentence, right?"
"It's the same on my side." Yinshi waved his hand, and said with the corners of his mouth curled up, "Although I was fooled, but... the reaction was bigger than I imagined."
"This is really a big problem now..." Jiang Cheng sighed, and then he clenched his fists with a look of resentment, "Really! Although I have thought about this possibility, I didn't expect it He came so early! That **** bald!"
Boom! !
When he knocked heavily on the silver table, he also showed an unbearable expression: "That **** bald! My daughter was left here, and he didn't even send a penny of child support! You bastard!!"
"No, Yinsang, why are you scolding Xinghaifang Master Sang? Is the topic off track?"
Jiang Cheng also knocked on the table heavily, with a look of unbearable: "It's really enviable to kiss Jiang Hua's sister's beauty every day... I hate that **** bald! Die quickly! Bastard bald!"
"Hey! Wait! What are we talking about?" Xin Baji hurriedly reminded, "By the way, did you mean to say that you were envious just now? Hey——! Both of you should stop in moderation! Isn't what is being discussed now a countermeasure against Kagura-chan's "baldness"? "
"Cut! This hateful virgin glasses!" Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi turned their faces away and spat at the same time.
"Why did you bring me up!"
…
After such a small episode, the three finally brought up the topic again.
"In short, let's put aside your personal grievances against Mr. Xinghai Fangzhu for now." Xinbaji continued, "We still have to focus on the matter of Kagura-chan. So first..."
Speaking, Xin Baji took out a cute pink baseball cap with cat ears and put it on the table.
"This is my method, I have tried my best." Xin Baji continued.
"Hey, old eight," Yin Shi said, picking his nostrils with his little finger, and said with his mouth curled up, "Didn't I say that? Don't force your disgusting xp on others."
"Who has such a disgusting xp!" Xin Baji retorted angrily with a blushing face, "Simply put it as an interest! No, no! I don't have such an interest either! It's just that... "
Speaking, Xin Baji showed a bit of embarrassment on his face, and he twitched, "That...just because the money is just enough to buy this, I definitely don't have any strange ideas... "
Looking at Xin Baji's appearance, Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi were speechless at the same time.
"Yo Xi, dismiss it." Jiang Cheng decisively threw the baseball cap into the trash can beside him, "Then the next one is Silver Time."
Ignoring Xin Baji who was rushing towards the trash can, Yinshi reached into his arms and groped, and said while groping: "Although I don't know if it will be useful, but I am going to secretly put it away when no one is around. Put this in the attic..."
Boom.
Looking at the two bottles of hair growth agent and hair growth comb that Yinshi put on the table, Jiang Cheng frowned and murmured: "But... suddenly seeing this kind of thing, Kagura will Won't you be stimulated?"
"That's why I'm going to put it in secretly." Yinshi continued, "Afterwards, just pretend that you don't know anything."
"Well..." Jiang Cheng nodded, and then reached out to pick up the hair growth agent and hair growth comb on the table, "It's indeed a method, but whether it will work or not."
"Well, that's true." Yinshi clasped his hands and nodded, "After all, that bald man should be using this kind of thing too, but depending on the situation...it shouldn't be very effective."
"In short, let's take this as the initial method." Jiang Cheng made a decision.
"In the beginning?" Xin Baji, who picked up the hat, was puzzled, "Is there any final solution for Jiang Chengsang?"
Jiang Cheng nodded: "Ah, it's the last resort I won't use until the last moment."
"Could it be..." Yinshi suddenly thought of something, squinted his eyes and looked at Jiang Cheng, "Is it a wig?"
"It's not a wig, it's Gui!!" Gui, who had been hiding under the window sill for some time, corrected loudly.
…
After disposing of Gui casually (tied up and thrown on the street), Jiang Chengcai continued as if nothing had happened: "The last resort I'm talking about is actually...hair transplant in a beauty salon!"
"Ah! Indeed!" Xin Baji suddenly thought of something, and raised his index finger, "It is true that many beauty salons have posted advertisements for hair transplantation recently!"
"Is it reliable?" Yin Shi looked suspicious.
"I heard that the hair follicles are directly implanted into the scalp." Xin Baji explained, "The hair that grows out is all my own."
"Then..."
…
So, in the early morning of the next day...
Kagura, who just woke up, found a cat-eared baseball cap, two bottles of hair tonic, a hair growth comb, and a beauty salon with the word "hair transplant" underlined by his pillow. flyer.
The result is...Jiang Cheng, Yinshi, and Xinbaji were not spared that day, and they were severely repaired by Kagura.
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"Really," Jiang Cheng, who pulled his head out of the wooden floor, twitched the corners of his mouth in disdain, "What are you doing? It's obviously for her own good, but you're still so angry."
Just finished speaking, Jiang Cheng suddenly noticed Yue Yong who didn't know when to come.
"Ahem..." Yue Yong held the pipe in his hand, cleared his throat, and put away the unnaturalness on his face as much as possible, as if he was expecting something.
"Yueyue, you..." Jiang Cheng unconsciously opened his eyes wide.
For some reason, Yue Yong suddenly felt a kind of joy in his heart at this moment, but the next moment...
"Then what..." Jiang Cheng got up and took out a beauty salon flyer marked "Hair transplantable" from his arms and handed it to Yue Yong~IndoMTL.com~ and said in a low voice: "You also started I will not tell others about hair loss, I heard that the hair transplant technology here is very good."
After being silent for a long time with a dark face, Yue Yong finally made a move. She took out a few kunai in an instant, and stabbed Jiang Cheng's head with resentment.
After falling to the ground, Jiang Cheng rolled his eyes, looked at Yue Yong who decisively turned and left, and murmured: "Why...why?"
…
Yueyong, who exited Jiang Cheng's room, looked at Kagura who was leaning against the door, who was also angry, and suddenly burst out laughing out of nowhere.
As if Kagura was infected, he raised his face and smiled happily...
Jiang Cheng, who was lying dead in the room, listened to the laughter of two women, one big and one small, outside the door, and silently complained in his heart: 【Women or something...it's really strange...】
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