Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 682: : We never knew Wang Jun’s mood that day!
On the afternoon of a rest day, Jiang Cheng, who was forced by two women (Rin Lun and Yue Yong) to teach Harita homework, was lying on the table and sighing.
"I said...Brother Jiang Cheng," Seemingly unable to stand Jiang Cheng, Qingta, who was writing her homework, stopped her pen and complained, "Can you stop sighing, it's hard for me to concentrate like this? ."
Jiang Cheng, whose face was on the table, waved his hands and replied indifferently: "This is training to train you to be able to concentrate in all kinds of situations, come on, stinky brat. "
"Who believes it!" Qing Tai shouted indignantly, "It doesn't matter if you don't want to help with your homework, you should be more quiet! At night, my mother will randomly check my homework! If there is a problem, the one who suffers is the one who suffers. I am!"
"Deep sympathy." Jiang Cheng waved his hand again, his attitude still indifferent.
Seeing Jiang Cheng's attitude, Qing Tai... finally gave in. She supported the table with both hands and slammed her head against the table.
"Please! Brother Jiang Cheng! I will give you half of the pocket money in the future!"
"Huh?" Jiang Cheng sat up instantly, holding a set of exercises in his hand, and glanced at Qingta lightly, "Who is Brother Jiang Cheng? Call me teacher."
Looking at Jiang Cheng, who was pretending to be pretending and flipping through the exercise set seriously, Qing Tai was silent for a while before muttering softly: "In short, I will never become a person like Jiang Cheng. In the sense of negative teaching materials, Jiang Cheng is unexpectedly competent..."
"Who is the mask teacher! Take me seriously! Stupid brat!"
"What the **** is going on with your ears!" Qingtai groaned angrily, clenching her small fists with white eyes, "No one said that! Say what a mask teacher is!"
Jiang Cheng chuckled, his face gradually showing a bit of softness: "What's wrong? Are you disappointed? That's right! Some things in the world are better not to be opened. One day you will understand and open your heart. How troublesome people are."
"Private Marseille," Ching Tai squinted Doudou's eyes and raised her hand to reply, "I don't understand what you are talking about, teacher, and I didn't say anything about Desperate teacher, I didn't even mention it. ."
"I see, then..." As he spoke, several yellow tentacles seemed to appear behind Jiang Cheng, "Give you half a year, use the dagger in your hand..."
"It's not about killing the teacher! You should stop a little too! It's said that you will share your pocket money, please be quiet for me! I have to concentrate on my homework!"
"Really," Jiang Cheng chuckled again, and then showed a bit of emotion: "Humans are animals that love to focus their attention beyond the focus for no reason."
"You are the one who makes me unable to concentrate! If this goes on like this, I won't be able to finish the homework on the rest day!"
"Haruta, learning to give up is also a part of life~"
"Shut up for me!!" Qing Tai shouted angrily, then lowered her head and sighed heavily, "I know, I know, all, all of the pocket money."
"Isn't it quite understandable?" Jiang Cheng chuckled and shook his head.
"Are you talking about giving up?!" Qingtai was in a bad mood, and she said anxiously with white eyes: "Does giving up mean that I will give up all my pocket money for the second half of the year?!"
Jiang Cheng cleared his throat, nodded his head and said: "Cough, in short, after giving up that boring thing, you have exchanged for one that can concentrate on completing your homework without being distracted by the sun and the moon. In the afternoon of the lesson, you should be happy!"
"Forget it, I'm already tired..." Qingtai sighed again, and then mumbled in a low voice, "I don't know what my mother and Sister Yueyong were thinking, but they asked me to do my homework with you. A tutoring has made my pocket money decrease for no reason..."
"Hey," Jiang Cheng waved his hand and reminded casually while lying on his side on the floor, "I advise you to hurry up and stop complaining about this and that."
"Almost forgot!" Qingta realized this, and then hurriedly picked up the pen and started writing on the exercise book, "If you can't finish writing, it will be bad..."
"No, I'm referring to the fact that your New Year's money and next year's pocket money may also disappear without you noticing."
"Pfft!" Qingta turned her face away and spit out a mouthful, and then complained loudly: "Are you referring to that?! By the way, how much pocket money are you planning to extort from me! Even next year's ones are reserved for you? Is it?!"
"Actually, I was planning to take action next time I'm tutoring you, but I think you seem to be very interested, so it's better to choose a day than to hit the sun..."
"Forgive me..." Qingta silently lowered her head and chose to admit defeat, "Please..."
"Actually, before I..." Jiang Cheng said casually while flipping through a copy of JUMP that he didn't know where he found it, "I found a very strange book in some stinky kid's room. Magazine..."
"Yes!" Qingta instantly raised her head and stared at her big eyes that were about to burst, interrupting Jiang Cheng's words, "All the New Year's money at the end of this year and next year's pocket money will be given to you! Please! Then Don't say anything about it! Especially Mom and Sister Yueyong! Don't let them know! Please!"
"What is this kid doing?" Jiang Cheng hurriedly stood up and helped Qingta up with a pretentious gesture, "I didn't plan to tell Sun Lun and Yueyue, I just wanted to evaluate your taste and give you a little bit. Just a small suggestion. We are all men, and I understand this kind of thing."
[This bastard...] Harita could only grit her teeth, unable to rage in her heart.
"Alright, alright, hurry up and do your homework." Jiang Cheng went on to say, "No one will disturb you next time. Sa, let's start quickly."
"Time is running out!!!"
……
Jiang Cheng held a pen in one hand and propped his cheek in the other hand, boredly looking at a collection of Mandarin exam questions in front of him, still muttering unhappily: "Really, why do I have to write this with the little devil. Kind of something? You're in trouble."
"Brother Jiang Cheng, please be more serious for my pocket money." Qingtai raised her head and said with a look of contempt, "If I can't finish my homework, my mom will also deduct the pocket money. For the money, your share will also be deducted at that time!"
Jiang Cheng was startled and showed a horrified expression: "What... what a serious situation!"
"In the case that fate is somewhat connected, it seems that you understand a little bit." Qingta lowered her head again and began to write, and at the same time continued to say: "In short, the Mandarin will be handed over to you. , even if it's Brother Jiang Cheng, that kind of thing shouldn't be a problem."
"Don't worry, leave it to me!" Jiang Cheng gave a thumbs up, then picked up the pen and started answering the question without thinking.
"Haruko, Xiaomei and Wangjun are good friends since childhood, but suddenly one day, Xiaomei's family needs to move and transfer schools because of the work of both parents. After learning the news, Wangjun's mood is __________”
Seeing this, Jiang Cheng wrote directly.
"I don't know."
"I don't know how tall you are!!" Qingta grabbed Jiang Cheng's pen and shouted indignantly with white eyes, "Don't you know such a question from a primary school student?! I don't know what the **** it is! "
Jiang Cheng hugged his hands and analyzed it for himself: "No, I also thought about filling in the answer of "please ask Wang Jun", but... I am not sure that Wang Jun will tell the truth, so Can only write so. "
"There is no difference!" Harita shouted again, and then clicked on the blank on the test set, "It's okay to write sadness, sadness, reluctance, and loneliness in this kind of place!"
"You know what Wang Jun is about!" Jiang Cheng reprimanded with a serious expression.
"You don't know anything about it!"
Boom! !
"Idiot!!" Jiang Cheng slammed the table hard, "You're thinking too easily of the human mind!!"
"What the **** are you talking about!!"
"Simply give an example." Jiang Cheng glanced at Qingta lightly. "Take me sitting in front of you, for example, what is my mood now? Do you know?"
Qingta replied uncertainly: "Probably just want to play games or something."
"Cannian," Jiang Cheng folded his hands and chuckled, and then his expression became serious again, "Now what I'm thinking of is... OP!"
"Pfft!" Harita spit out again, "No one can guess that kind of thing! By the way, why would you think about that kind of thing when teaching me to study! Your mind is too dirty! "
"Please don't worry about this kind of thing, and don't think that I will lend you the special issue of the giant O that I clipped in the JUMP."
"No, I didn't think so."
"Anyway, after the round of testing just now, it can already explain a lot of problems, right?" Jiang Cheng said with a serious expression, "You can't even guess my mood in front of you, so what qualifications do you have to discuss? Wang Jun's mood! Do you understand?!"
"I..." Harita, who had been brought to the rhythm by Jiang Cheng, opened her eyes wide and murmured, "I actually..."
"It seems to understand a little bit." Jiang Cheng nodded, showing a relieved expression of "ru son can teach", "But don't be too proud, there are still many things to teach you, Prick up your ears and listen to me!"
Grumbling.
Qingta swallowed a mouthful of saliva, "You...you said."
"In your opinion, I only wrote one I don't know, but that is not a simple ignorance, but an answer after careful consideration! It's not like the guy who has nothing in his head!"
"Is...is that so?" Harita's face showed a bit of suspicion.
"Did I say you overlooked something?" Jiang Cheng pointed to the exercise set, "In the questions, Haruko, Xiaomei and Wangjun were given in the question, but... Haruko didn't appear in the question and answer at all. , don't you think it's strange?"
"Is there...?"
"Ah, of course it's strange," Jiang Cheng nodded, and then slowly analyzed, "because you will find a very interesting thing, according to your answer just now, then this question does not need to appear at all Haruko, even if there is no Haruko, this question can be answered according to the answer you just gave."
Haruta seemed to wake up in an instant: "That's right! Even without Haruko, it can be established!"
"Then here comes the question," Jiang Cheng snapped his fingers, "why is there a Haruko who has no role at all in the question?"
"Why?"
"I don't know."
"I don't know what you're talking about!"
"Why is it still the same as before?" Jiang Cheng curled the corners of his mouth in disdain, "My ignorance is different from what you think you don't know. It's the result of ignorance after serious thinking!"
"No, I think I just don't know..."
"Haruko, Xiaomei, Wangjun... Said to be good friends since childhood, does this sentence... must be true?"
"Huh? What do you mean?" Qingta asked.
"Qingta, you must know that there are countless plastic sisters in this world," Jiang Cheng waved his hand and continued, "The front is better than anyone else, but the back is smearing each other, and they say yes to the outside world. Good friend guys...everywhere."
"Is it really that complicated?"
"I said don't underestimate people's hearts too much," Jiang Cheng complained, "and again... this Wang Jun... also has a big problem."
"Hey? What happened to Wang Jun?"
"What do you think, if you are a teenager like you, if there are two girls around you, and the three of them have been playing since childhood... Would you prefer one of them more?"
"Yeah, this..." Qingtai couldn't answer for a while.
"There will definitely be, right?"
Qingta scratched her cheek a little embarrassedly: "Yes, maybe there will be..."
Jiang Cheng narrowed his eyes slightly: "Then do you think this Wangjun prefers Xiaomei...or Haruko?"
"This kind of thing..."
"Simple analysis, then the first possibility: Wang Jun likes Haruko more, and actually feels that Xiaomei, who hinders her and Haruko's world every day, is very annoying."
"Xiaomei is so pitiful for what you said."
"In this case, ask yourself, if you were Wang Jun, how would you feel when you learned that Xiaomei, who had been in the way, was about to leave?"
"I..." Qingta just wanted to say something, but then she lowered her head silently and chose silence.
"Then, the second possibility is that what Wangjun likes is actually Xiaomei. What is Wangjun's mood at this time? And not to mention the possibility that there are several hidden possibilities in it. In fact, Xiaomei and Haruko are actually very good friends, so for the sake of her favorite Haruko, even if Xiaomei is very happy when Xiaomei leaves, Wang Jun has to pretend to be sad. The other is that Xiaomei and Haruko Haruko is just a plastic sister flower, it is possible that the two of them actually like Wang-jun, and it is even possible that the two of them have no idea about Wang-jun at all, and…”
"Stop!" Qingtai couldn't help but interrupt Jiang Cheng's words, "I have understood, I have understood that what you wrote is the result of careful consideration, and I have indeed understood that it cannot be ignored. Look at the hearts of human beings~IndoMTL.com~ So please stop quickly."
Jiang Cheng nodded and said, "In short, I don't know is the most accurate answer. Please don't doubt the teacher's strength after that."
"Hi..." Qingta responded weakly.
"Wait." At this moment, Zongwu's voice suddenly came from the side, "Boss, is it too early to draw conclusions so quickly?"
"Zongwu-Jun?" Jiang Cheng looked at Zongwu who was walking slowly, "Do you have any questions about what I just said? Or do you have any other answers?"
"Let's not mention the answer first," Zongwu walked up to take the exercise set, "but boss, you seem to have overlooked something, ignoring a whole...three people..."
"What, what!!" Jiang Cheng was shocked, "You said I ignored three people?!"
"Yes, one-half of the people are ignored by you." Zongwu nodded, then stretched out his hand and slapped the exercise set on the table, "Let's continue to the next chapter!!"