Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 684: ：

"What do you mean?"

Xinba Haw replied: "Because the two people under the car are not the bar owner and the bartender! They are Wangjun and Haruko-chan who want to leave the last memory! The two of them are just talking to Xiaomei. The last game of hide and seek!"

"So how did you figure it out!!" Harita had completely collapsed, and then she suddenly discovered something and complained frantically again, "By the way, can you stop showing such a shocked expression! I'm totally doing it. I don't understand!!"

“There is neither a love triangle nor a plastic love between the three children,” Xin Ba Hao walked over slowly, and said to himself as he walked, “Some are just the purest friendship. Now, they...just want to play one last game of hide and seek before Xiaomei leaves, and keep this memory deep in their hearts. So the answer here...should be "We made an appointment, see you in ten years. Waiting for the best (mature) Mei...""

"As expected of the idea of ​​virginity..." Qingta sighed subconsciously, but then she suddenly reacted, "No, no! Stop it! Enough is enough! I don't want to hear anything from you anymore. That's it!"

"Hahaha! Shinhachi-kun!" Kondo's voice suddenly came, "Your conclusion is too early!!"

"What did you say!" Shinba was startled, and turned to look at Kondo, who had arrived at an unknown time.

Kondo hugged his hands, closed his eyes and said with a solemn expression: "Although the analysis has been decent, but you have overlooked the most important point!"

"Yes... what is it?" Xin Baha swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and a few drops of cold sweat gradually appeared on his forehead.

"Have you not found it yet?" Kondo walked over on his own, and at the same time continued on his own, "It's neither the bar owner nor the bartender, nor Wang-kun and Haruko-chan who are hiding under the car. It's me and your sister, Miss A Miao, who have been dating under the car all night and haven't come home!"

"Why! Why did you even show up!" Qingta complained again, and then looked at Jiang Cheng and everyone on the side again, "I told you not to show such a shocked expression again!"

"No, this shock is different from the shock just now." Jiang Cheng's expression changed instantly, squinting Doudou and pointing behind Kondo, "If you want to ask why..."

"What the **** are you talking about here!!!"

A Miao, who didn't know when to arrive, roared with white eyes, and sent Kondo up to the ceiling with just one shot...except.

Boom! ! !

Looking at the big hole in the ceiling and the meteor that had just risen into the sky, everyone present was silent.

"Really, if you don't pay attention, someone will spread rumors." A Miao clapped her hands, and then narrowed her eyes and smiled, "I happened to hear an orangutan caring about a prostitute when passing by, so I solved it a little bit. Just a moment, do you mind?"

"I don't mind, I don't mind." All of them shook their heads at the same time.

"But speaking of it...I heard what you guys were talking about just now," A Miao continued with a smile and raised an index finger, "Speaking of which, everyone, haven't you found out yet?"

【Are you going to have a kick too? ! 】 Qingtai complained in her heart.

A Miao went on to say, "It's the scene...there really is a corpse."

[Ah, I know, there is indeed a dead orangutan standing at the scene. 】 Qingtai thought silently in her heart, 【and the culprit has also been confirmed. ]

"And..." A Miao narrowed her eyes again and tilted her head slightly, "Don't you think... Haruko looks a lot like Xiaomei?"

【So how did you see it! 】 Qingtai complained in her heart, 【I didn't see anything! There is not even a picture in the question! By the way... Brother Jiang Cheng, why are you showing such a shocked expression again! Why! ! ]

A Miao seemed to be excited, clenched her fists and said, "Yes, the images of a good father and a good husband are all fake! That person is not that kind of person! The murderer who murdered the orangutan is really Xiaomei's father!"

【No, it's you. 】All the people present thought to themselves at the same time.

"Eldest sister," Kagura, who didn't know when to come, clasped his hands and said aloud: "No, it's not. Xiaomei's father and Haruko's mother have nothing to do with each other. It's just that ordinary neighbors usually go out and occasionally fight when they meet. It's just a greeting!"

【Hey—! Stop it in moderation! 】 Qingtai has completely collapsed, 【Please! Don't go any further! I have no interest in those things at all! Speaking of your shocked expressions, I almost vomited! ]

"How, how could it be!" A Miao looked in disbelief.

Kagura shouted with a serious expression: "Ordinary people...how could they be so cruel to kill orangutans who happened to pass by!!"

【No, there is a woman in front of you who will brutally kill orangutans. 】Everyone present retorted in their hearts at the same time.

"Unexpectedly...even...!!" A Miao covered her mouth with a look of disbelief.

"No, it's too early for you to say it." Little Ape, who didn't know when to come, said aloud, "Because... the one under the car is neither the bar owner and the bartender's son, nor Wang Jun and Haruko-chan, It's not even an orangutan, but... Me and Yin Sang!"

Speaking, Xiao Yuan rushed towards Yin Shi excitedly, "Yin Sang~ are you sleeping under the car together tonight? Ah~ I'm so excited just thinking about people... ah ah ah ah!! "

After kicking the little monkey out of the window very casually, Gintoki pulled out his nostrils like a normal person.

At this moment, the voices of certain two female... Shikigami sounded.

"No, master, it's too early for you to say it." The outsider who didn't know when he arrived said in a flat tone, "First of all, you didn't pay attention to the fact that there were not two people but three people under the car. here!"

Immediately afterwards, Gaidomaru and Kuzuha held up the quilt they were carrying and said at the same time, "It's us who spent the night under the car with Jiang Cheng sama! This is the proof... ah ah ah ah! !!”

After flying the two spoiler shikigami out of the window, Jiang Cheng raised his hands and bowed and said casually: "Anyway, it's too troublesome to go on like this, so I'd better raise my hands to vote. I think it's Haruko under the car. Those who follow Wang Jun, please raise your hand-"

Xin Ba Hao raised his hand very seriously and pushed the glasses on the bridge of his nose: "I will never allow you to insult the friendship of the three of them!"

"It's alright, virgin glasses." Jiang Cheng waved his hand casually, and then continued: "Also, please raise your hand if you think the bar owner and the bartender's son are under the car."

Sweep!

"Raise your hand if you think it's a passing gorilla."

Sweep!

"If you think it's me and Yinsang, please raise your hand!!" The little ape with blood on his forehead clawed at the edge of the window and tried his best to reveal his head.

"If you think it's us and Jiang Cheng sama, please raise your hand!" Gaidomaru and Kuzuha, who returned to the scene of the crime, raised their hands and shouted at the same time.

"If you think...it's BZ, please raise your hand~" A Miao asked with a smile and raised her hand.

"Thinking to be..."

"Thinking to be..."

"Thinking to be..."

Amid the noise, Harita... silently picked up the test set on the table and bowed her head, walked out silently, and closed the door.

Leaning outside the door, Harita looked down at the test set in her hand with a dark face.

Finally... Harita slowly picked up the pen and wrote a large letter on the paper——"I really don't know!!"

(End of this article.)

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One weekend, at Shimura's house, in the dojo of the Hengdokan, Shin Baha was instructing a group of disciples to swing their swords.

Although everyone except Harita is a homeless, and the purpose of these homeless people is to get chocolate, but... Shin Baha is indeed a good-looking, bossy, and even... The expression gradually becomes a little bit more Fluttering up.

Looking at the people who could be called disciples who were still wielding swords in front of them, Xin Bazhu slightly corrected his color, and after coughing twice, he picked up his practice bamboo sword and said, "Listen well. If you don't have a firm will in your heart, people will easily surrender to others! You won't become stronger just by swinging your sword there! Talk about it! Why do you want to be super strong? What is it for? Come to this dojo?"

At this time, A Miao walked over with a smile, stopped and smiled and praised: "Everyone is really energetic, it's almost time to take a break."

Speaking, A Miao lifted up the two plates of Hawaiian chocolate fruit in her hand, "It's time to eat the Hawaiian chocolate fruit."

For a moment, everyone present threw their bamboo swords aside at the same time, and rushed towards A Miao.

Looking at the crowd that is still crowding, Xin Ba Hao is just silent...

After being humiliated by the homeless people who got the chocolate, Xin Baha forced the crowd out of the door with a smiling face, and even sent a sentence: "Come back next time, Hawaiian Chocolate. There are as many as you want..."

After sending everyone out and closing the door, the smile on Shin Baha's face disappeared...

"Isn't that right!!" Shinpachi knelt down and slammed the floor hard, "Everyone is just here for the Hawaiian chocolate fruit! Only Haru Tai-kun is the only one who seriously learns swordsmanship. One!"

"Hey—" Ching Tai, who was chewing the Hawaiian chocolate fruit with peacock eyes narrowed, deliberately dragged a long tone, "Is that so?"

"Why did you even eat it!"

"Sister A Miao, I still need it~" Qingtai raised her hand and shouted with a smile, "It's really delicious, this Hawaiian chocolate fruit, I really like it!"

"Are you also for the Hawaiian Chocolate Fruit!!" Shin Baha's whole body is bad.

"No, to be honest, I've been all about the Hawaiian chocolates recently." Harita answered honestly while eating.

"Don't just say it out loud!" Xin Baha shouted in pain, "My heart will hurt very much! Say you are a true disciple!"

"To be honest, new brother," Qingtai replied with squinting Doudou's eyes, "your attitude has been a little annoying recently. You always look arrogant and even a little flirtatious, which is so annoying."

"Huh? Really? Really?" Shinbaha asked, "I'm just imitating my father, just imitating what he looked like when he taught his disciples."

"The times have changed," Ching said with a cowardly shoulder, sighed lightly, and said, "How could it be possible to attract disciples with that outdated method? Let's change it a little bit."

"Even if you say so..." Saying that, Shin Baha lowered her head and sighed, "But so far, except you, there are people who come for the Hawaiian chocolate fruit."

"How about adding several flavors?" Harita suggested. "It's only one flavor that attracts homeless people, but if you add several flavors, maybe it can attract other people."

"Isn't it just a homeless person..." Shinbaha pondered carefully.

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The next day, Xin Ba Ha, dressed in casual clothes, looked at the homeless people in the yard, and while walking towards the gym, he thought to himself: [Forget it, don't think about that kind of thing, if I can leave my father behind If the genre survives well, I think that's not bad. That's enough...]

Without waiting for Xin Baha to finish thinking, he came to the door of the gym, and watched the homeless people who were lying on the ground on one side boredly flipping through the JUMP's natural scroll in his hand, instructing the homeless people who contacted the Turtle School Qigong , in an instant the whole person is not well.

"What are you doing!!" Xin Baha struggled to complain, "Why, Mao, you are teaching people how to immortalize turtles in other people's dojos!"

As soon as he finished speaking, out of the corner of Xinba's eyes, he suddenly noticed that Jiang Cheng was leading a group of homeless people sitting on the ground in meditation (sleeping).

"Listen, you guys." Jiang Cheng said very casually, "With the sword, the heart is used! The heart must also be trained! In short, enter the state of no self! Look after me! Close Eyes, don't think about anything! Start!!"

After all, everyone, including Jiang Cheng, closed their eyes at the same time, and after a while, they all started shouting.

"You're even more outrageous!" Xin Baha, who rushed forward, instantly kicked Jiang Cheng and flew him aside~IndoMTL.com~ What kind of **** training! Aren't you just sleeping? ! By the way, why are you in the dojo! "

"I asked them to be a temporary lecturer." A Miao, who arrived, said with a smile.

"First of all, in order to make them interested," Gintoki said, "it still needs to be taught from the flashy nirvana."

"No, that is someone else's nirvana, and it has nothing to do with swordsmanship! And you definitely won't do it!"

"Also, it is necessary to combine work and rest. This kind of feeling." Jiang Cheng nodded and continued, "Probably it will be fine."

"No, your one is just sleeping! It doesn't do anything at all!"

"Finally, it's enough to be able to emit Turtle Qigong while sleeping!"

"No, I've never heard of it!"

"Instructor Sakata, Instructor Jiang Cheng, zzzz" shouted Kagura with his eyes closed, "I think I can do it now, Alu ZZZZ, I feel like something is coming out!"