Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 684: ：

"What do you mean?"

Xin Baji replied: "Because the two people under the car are not the bar owner and the bartender! They are Wangjun and Haruko who want to make the last memory! They are just talking to Xiaomei Playing the last game of hide and seek!"

"So how did you find out!!" Qingta had completely collapsed, and then suddenly discovered something, and complained again, "By the way, can you stop showing such a shocked expression! I'm completely screwed! I don’t understand!!”

"There is neither a love triangle nor a plastic relationship between the three children," Xin Baji walked over slowly, and said to himself as he walked, "There is only the purest friendship. Yes, they... just want to play the last game of hide-and-seek before Xiaomei leaves, and keep this memory deeply in their hearts. So the answer here... should be "We have an appointment, and we will see each other in ten years. Waiting for the best (mature) Xiaomei...""

"As expected of being a virgin..." Qingta sighed subconsciously, but then suddenly realized, "No, that's not right! Stop it all! Enough is enough! I don't want to hear any more from you guys. Talk!"

"Hahaha! New Hachi-kun!" Kondo's voice suddenly came over, "Your conclusion is too early!!"

"What did you say!" Shin Hachi was startled, and at the same time turned his head to look at Kondo who arrived at some unknown time.

Kondo folded his hands, closed his eyes and said solemnly: "Although the analysis is already decent, but you have overlooked the most important point!"

"Is... what is it?" Xin Baji swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and a few drops of cold sweat gradually appeared on his forehead.

"Haven't you noticed yet?" Kondo walked over self-consciously, and at the same time continued self-consciously, "The ones hiding under the car are neither the bar owner nor the bartender, nor Wang Jun and Haruko-chan, It's...your sister, Miss A Miao, who dated under the car all night and didn't come back!"

"Why! Why did you even show up!" Qingtai complained again, and then looked at Jiang Cheng and the others at the side again, "I told you not to show such a shocked expression again!"

"No, this shock is different from the shock just now." Jiang Cheng's expression changed instantly, and he pointed behind Kondo with narrowed eyes, "If you want to ask why..."

"What nonsense are you talking about here, orangutan!!!"

A Miao, who did not know when to arrive, roared angrily with blank eyes, and sent Kondo to the ceiling with just one shot.

Boom! ! !

Looking at the big hole in the ceiling and the meteor that just rose into the sky, everyone present was silent.

"Really, if you don't pay attention, someone will spread rumors." A Miao clapped her hands, then narrowed her eyes and showed a smile on her face, "I happened to hear an orangutan caring about my old lady when I was passing by, so I will solve it a little bit. For a moment, do you mind?"

"I don't mind, I don't mind." Everyone shook their heads at the same time and said.

"But speaking of it... I heard what you were talking about just now," A Miao continued with a smile, and raised an index finger, "Speaking of which, everyone, haven't you found out yet?"

【Are you coming to play too? ! 】Qingta complained in her heart.

A Miao went on to say: "It's the scene... there is really a dead body."

【Ah, I know, there is indeed an orangutan corpse standing at the scene. 】Qingta thought silently in her heart, 【And the prisoner has been confirmed. 】

"And..." A Miao narrowed her eyes again and tilted her head slightly, "Don't you think... Haruko looks a lot like Xiaomei?"

【So how did you find out! 】Qingta complained in her heart,【I didn't see anything! There is not even a picture in the title! By the way...Brother Jiang Cheng, why are you showing such shocked expressions again! Why! ! 】

A Miao seemed to be excited, she clenched her fists and continued, "That's right, the images of a good father and a good husband are all faked! That person is not that kind of person! The murderer of that orangutan is really Xiaomei's father!"

[No, it's you. 】Everyone present thought at the same time.

"Big Sister," Kagura who didn't know when she came, folded her hands and said out loud, "No, no. Xiaomei's father and Haruko's mother have no intersection, they are just ordinary neighbors who occasionally meet when they go out and call each other. It's just a greeting!"

[Hey——! Enough is enough for you! 】Qingta has completely collapsed,【Please! Don't go any further! I have no interest in those things at all! By the way, I'm almost sick of seeing your shocked expressions! 】

"How, how could it be!" A Miao looked in disbelief.

Kagura shouted with a serious expression: "Ordinary people... how could they kill an orangutan who happened to pass by so cruelly!!"

【No, there is a woman in front of you who can brutally kill orangutans. 】Everyone present retorted in their hearts at the same time.

"Unexpectedly... unexpectedly...!!" A Miao covered her mouth, unwilling to believe it.

"No, it's too early for you all to speak." The little monkey who arrived at an unknown time said, "Because...the ones under the car are neither the bar owner and the bartender's son, nor Wang Jun and Haruko sauce, It's not an orangutan, but... Yinsang and I!"

Say, the little ape rushed to the silver excitedly, "Yin Sang ~ Do you sleep on the bottom of the car tonight? Ah ~ just think about people and be excited ... Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhin "

After casually kicking the little monkey out of the window, Gintoki picked out his nostrils like a normal person.

At this moment, the voices of two female... shikigami sounded.

"No, master, it's too early for you to say that." Waidaomaru, who didn't know when he arrived, said flatly, "First of all, you didn't pay attention to the fact that there were not two people but three people under the car. To!"

Immediately afterwards, Waidoumaru and Ge Ye hugged the quilt they were carrying with them and said at the same time: "It was us who spent the night with Jiangcheng sama under the car! This is the proof... ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh !!"

After flying the two disturbing shikigami out of the window, Jiang Cheng raised his hand and bowed and said casually: "Anyway, it's too troublesome to go on like this, so let's vote with a show of hands. I think Haruko is under the car Those who follow Wang Jun, please raise your hands—"

Xin Baji seriously raised his hand and pushed his glasses on the bridge of his nose: "I will never allow you to insult the friendship between the three of them!"

"Okay, virgin glasses." Jiang Cheng waved his hand casually, and then continued: "Also, please raise your hand if you think the son of the bar owner and bartender is under the car."

Shut up!

"If you think it's a passing orangutan, please raise your hand."

Shut up!

"Those who think it's me and Yinsang, please raise your hands!!" The little ape, whose forehead was full of blood, grabbed the edge of the bed by the window, trying his best to reveal his head.

"If you think it's us and Jiang Cheng-sama, please raise your hand!" Waidoumaru and Ge Ye who returned to the scene of the crime raised their hands and shouted at the same time.

"If you think...is BZ, please raise your hand~" A Miao asked with a smile and raised her hand.

"Thought it was..."

"Thought it was..."

"Thought it was..."

Amidst such noise, Haruta... silently picked up the test set on the table, bowed her head and quietly retreated out, closing the door.

Qingta, who was leaning against the door, looked down at the test set in her hand with her head down and her face dark.

Finally... Qingta slowly picked up the pen and wrote a big one on the paper - "I really don't know!!"

(End of this article.)

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On a certain weekend, in Shimura's house, in the Dojo of Heng Dao Guan, Xin Bachi was instructing a group of disciples to swing swords in a decent manner.

Although except for Haruta, all the members are homeless, and the purpose of these homeless people is only to get chocolates, but...Xin Bachi is really good-looking, domineering, and even... his expression is gradually getting a little bit Fluttered up.

Looking at the people who are still waving swords in front of them, which can be called disciples for the time being, Xin Baji corrected his expression slightly, coughed twice, picked up the bamboo sword for practice and said in a serious manner: "Listen well Yes! If you don’t have a firm will in your heart, it’s easy to give in to others! Just swinging a sword there won’t make you stronger! Tell me! Why do you want to be super strong? What is it for? Come to this dojo?"

At this time, A Miao walked over with a smile, stopped and smiled and praised: "Everyone is really energetic, it's time to take a rest."

Speaking, A Miao lifted up two plates full of Hawaiian chocolate nuts, "It's time to eat Hawaiian chocolate nuts."

In just a split second, everyone present threw the bamboo swords in their hands aside at the same time, scrambling to squeeze towards A Miao.

Looking at the still crowded crowd, Xin Baji is just silent...

After being humiliated by the homeless people who got the chocolates, Xin Baji forced everyone to leave the door with a smile on his face, and even sent a sentence: "Come again next time, Hawaiian Chocolates As much as you want..."

After sending everyone out and closing the door, the smile on Xin Baji's face disappeared...

"That's not the case!!" Xin Baji knelt down and slammed the floor heavily, "Everyone is just here for the Hawaiian chocolate fruit! The only one who is serious about learning swordsmanship is Qing Taijun One!"

"Hey—" Haruta, who squinted her peas and chewed Hawaiian chocolate nuts, dragged out a long tone on purpose, "Is that so?"

"Why did you even eat it!"

"Sister A Miao, I want more~" Qingta raised her hand and shouted with a smile, "It's really delicious, this Hawaiian chocolate fruit, I really like it!"

"Are you also for the Hawaiian chocolate fruit!!" Xin Baji was in a bad mood.

"No, to be honest, I'm all for Hawaiian Chocolate Nut recently." Haruta replied honestly while eating.

"Don't just say it so carelessly!" Xin Baji yelled bitterly, "My heart will hurt! Say you are a real disciple!"

"To be honest, Brother Xin," Qingta squinted her eyes and replied, "Recently, your attitude is indeed a bit annoying. You always look arrogant and even a little smug, which is too annoying."

"Hey? Really? Is there really?" Xinbaji asked, "I'm just imitating my father, just imitating how he taught his disciples."

"The times have changed." Qing Tai shrugged her shoulders, sighed and continued, "How can you attract disciples with that outdated method? Let's change the method a little bit."

"Even if you say that..." After saying that, Xin Baji lowered his head and sighed, "But so far, other than you, there are some people who come here for the Hawaiian chocolate fruit."

"How about adding a few more flavors?" Qingtai suggested, "It's all one flavor that only attracts homeless people, but if you add a few flavors, maybe it can attract other people."

"It's not just a tramp..." Xin Baji thought carefully.

…

The next day, Xin Baji in casual clothes looked at the homeless people in the courtyard, and while walking towards the gymnasium, he thought to himself: 【Forget it, don’t think about that kind of thing, if you can get rid of the father’s legacy If the genre is passed on well, I think this is also good. This is enough...]

Before Xin Baji finished thinking, he came to the door of the gymnasium, looking at the homeless people who were lying on the ground on a certain side, flipping through the natural scroll of JUMP in their hands, guiding them to contact Kamehae Qigong , the whole person is not well in an instant.

"What are you doing!!" Xin Baji struggled to complain, "Why are you teaching people Guixian Liu in someone else's dojo!"

As soon as the words were finished, Xin Baji suddenly noticed from the corner of his eyes that Jiang Cheng was leading a group of homeless men to sit cross-legged on the ground and meditate (sleep) on the other side.

"Listen up, you guys." Jiang Cheng said very casually, "It is the heart that is used with the sword! The heart must also be trained! In short, you must enter the state of selflessness! Show me! Close it Eyes, don’t think about anything! Start!!”

Finally, everyone, including Jiang Cheng, closed their eyes at the same time, and after a while, all of them started to say hello.

"You are even more outrageous!" Xin Baji rushed forward and kicked Jiang Cheng aside in an instant, "What kind of nonsense training! Isn't it just sleeping?! By the way, why are you in the dojo? Ah!"

"I entrusted them to be temporary lecturers~IndoMTL.com~ Arriving A Miao said with a smile.

"First of all, in order to make them interested," Yinshi said, "We still need to start teaching the gorgeous nirvana."

"No, that is someone else's nirvana, and it has nothing to do with swordsmanship or anything! And you definitely don't know how to do it!"

"Also, we need to combine work and rest. This feeling." Jiang Cheng nodded and continued, "Probably enough."

"No, yours is just sleeping! It doesn't do anything at all!"

"Finally, it's enough to be able to perform Kamehae Qigong while sleeping!"

"No, I've never heard of it!"

"Teacher Sakata, Coach Jiang Cheng, zzzz" Kagura shouted with eyes closed, "I think I'm ready, Aru ZZZZ, I feel like something is coming out again!"

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