Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 685: : The nirvana (name) is to be concise!

Looking at the snot bubbles hanging from Kagura's nose, Jiang Cheng nodded and hugged his hands affirmatively: "Well, it's completely out. Although it's still a little small, it's alright."

"Yeah, it's alright, it's alright." Gintoki accepted the words perfunctorily, and continued without raising his head: "Then you can start the next stage of Kaiwang Fist."

"You can be your size!" Xin Baha clenched his fists and shouted with blue veins and spittle flying: "Are you going to die and go back to Jiewang?! And that is just a dirty snot. It's just soaking! It's not some turtle school qigong! Go back to me!! This is not a turtle fairy island!"

Boom!

Wearing the same martial arts uniform as Kakarot, Kagura's snot bubble burst instantly. After rubbing her big eyes, she yawned and complained, "What are you doing? It's rare for everyone to sleep... fun. Hi Aru."

"You admit that you are sleeping!"

Jiang Cheng propped his chin and muttered with a solemn brow: "Sure enough... can't it?"

"Isn't that crap?!"

"Soga, I understand." Jiang Cheng nodded, then took out two sets of Vegeta's same battle suits and handed them to Kagura and Harita, "Then, this is OK. Right? Hey, you two, let's practice the Garrick Cannon with me!"

(Note: Vegeta's famous stunt.)

"It's not that problem either! Although there is indeed a fighting nation here! But it's not that problem!!"

"Humph!" Kagura, who had already changed into her battle uniform, folded her hands and hummed, "Dirty fireworks."

"No, although the imitation is very similar, but... it is very popular."

"But..." Jiubingwei, who had been standing behind A Miao since just now, propped up his chin and pondered, "Although it's quite messy, it still makes sense."

Hearing the sound, Xin Baji looked at Jiubingwei with a confused look on his face, and asked, "What is it? By the way... why does Jiubingwei-san wear women's clothes?"

"No...this..." Jiu Bingwei blushed, and unconsciously moved his eyes away from Jiang Cheng, "cough, this kind of thing doesn't matter. (Xin Bazhu: No, now this is One of the things I'm most curious about is that you blushed just now? Why?) It's a nirvana! As long as they see the goal of "learning this tactic through hard work", they may change! "

"You said nirvana..." Shinpachi sighed with a look of melancholy, "How can our genre have such nirvana?"

Jiang Cheng raised his hand silently and said: "And regardless of whether there is a nirvana or not, now they obviously have the goal of Hawaiian chocolate fruit, let them pay attention to the Hawaiian chocolate fruit. Isn't it a little difficult to shift the goal of Chocolate Fruit to that nirvana?"

"That is to say..." Qingta nodded with her chin supported, and analyzed herself, "It's just ordinary nirvana, such as the boring spiral pill, etc. It's no longer enough, you must have that kind of transcendence. The nirvana of the Yixia chocolate fruit is good."

Xin Ba Hao silently complained: "I don't know how Naruto would feel if he knew that in the eyes of bloggers, the Spiral Pills are not as good as the chocolate fruit..."

"It's troublesome," Yin Shi, who came over, muttered with a solemn brow, "a nirvana that is more gorgeous than Spiral Maru, it's really not easy to find."

"It's not completely gone," Jiang Cheng shrugged his shoulders and continued, "For example...(eye) mirror solution or something."

"What are those?" Xin Baji twitched the corners of his eyes and asked, "What is the mirror solution? Do you mean my glasses?"

Jiang Cheng introduced seriously: "Mirror solution, skill introduction! As long as you use it before watching AV, you can automatically remove the mosaic!"

"Teacher, please!" Gintoki and Jiang Cheng sat down at the same time and bowed their heads to Xinbaha.

Xinba Haw said with white eyes, "Please you guys! How could there be such a wretched nirvana!"

Yin Shi waved his hand, curled his lips and spat: "Che, you don't even know this level of nirvana, how can you attract people."

Jiang Cheng held his hands and closed his eyes for a while, and then said, "Then...if it's a website where you can watch late-night movies for free..."

"Teacher! Please!" Gintoki and Jiang Cheng lowered their heads towards Xin Baha at the same time.

"There is no such thing at all! In other words, that kind of thing is not a nirvana at all! And...is that kind of thing so attractive to you?!"

"After all, a man..." Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi looked at each other, hummed softly at the same time, and said at the same time: "I know men best."

"You two, get out of here right now—!" Shin Baha shouted, his bloodshot eyes wide open.

"Xin Ba Ha, don't be deceived! Last time someone deceived me that it was a free website, but when I logged in, I was deceived 30,000 yuan."

Looking at Kondo, who naturally poked his head out from the floor and closed his eyes with a serious expression, Shinhachi... fell silent.

Kondo shook his head with a soft expression, "I also said that if I don't send money, I will publish my browsing history or something. It was really hard to solve this at that time."

"No, everyone here now knows that you have browsed unhealthy websites." Shin Baha reminded blankly, "By the way, when did you hide there? ?"

"Really?!" Kondo was startled.

The next moment...

A Miao, who stepped on Kondo's face with both feet, burst into a blue-skinned smile, gritted her teeth, and reminded fiercely, "Can you get me back?"

"Wait...Miss A Miao..." Kondo's angry voice came from under A Miao's feet, and then raised the scroll in his hand, "I found this in the warehouse, I heard you say that I will kill you. I couldn't help but walk out."

Xin Ba Hao spit out again with a blank face: "No, you just can't help it when you hear about the website or something?"

"God! This!" A Miao, who took the scroll, covered her mouth in surprise, "Could it be the scroll of Heaven's Wuxin Flow?"

"Profound meaning?" Xin Bazhu asked in surprise.

"Eh? Really?" Ching asked too excitedly, "Is there really such a thing? Is there really such a thing in this dojo?! Can I learn it? Can I?! "

"Hey..." A Miao nodded lightly, and then slowly explained to Xin Ba Haw: "This was written by our father before the death of his sickbed. At that time, he also said that one day he would make this to you."

"That...that means..." Jiubingwei said with a solemn expression: "This scroll contains the profound meaning of Heaven Wuxinliu recorded by Ling Zun."

"Hey, I said Ba Sang," Yin Shi leaned on the door to express his dissatisfaction with his arms in his arms, complaining, "You didn't even tell me, there really is such a thing as a nirvana, really Too cunning."

"Xinjiang..." A Miao solemnly handed the scroll in her hand to Xin Bazhu, "Now is the time to inherit this last trick left by my father, the profound meaning of Heaven's Wuxinliu, whose name is— —”

Taking advantage of A Miao's words, Xin Ba Haw untied the scroll in his hand and saw the name of the profound meaning that A Miao was about to say.

"——The evil holy sword, Liewuta, Changan, Thor, and the extremely miraculous super plumber brother No. 2, Li Budi, counterattack and supervise slash!"

After listening to A Miao's words, Xin Baji, who looked at the mysterious name on the scroll, murmured, "Father..."

But the next moment...

"Long dead person - yo!!" Xinbaha frantically complained, "No, although I do feel the painstaking efforts in this name, but it's too long to remember at all! Even if miraculously memorize it It's down... I'll let people do it before I finish reporting the name of the nirvana!"

Kagura said aloud: "No one stipulates that the name of the move must be called Aru when launching a nirvana."

Kubingwei raised an objection: "But after all, this is a move that Ling Zun came up with with all his strength on the hospital bed, and it is better to shout it out when using it... and speak as fast as possible. "

"Is the purpose of this nirvana just to find fault?!" Xin Baji spit out.

"It's just that my family is embarrassed to call the name of the move, so..." Jiubingwei continued in a low voice, and then made up a scene in his mind——

"Wan [beep——] Tongtian Tongyan!" While shouting like this, he took off his blindfold.

“…will add a beep to it.”

After seeing Jiubingwei's brain-enhancing new Baha, he immediately complained: "Where are you beeping! It's even more misleading, isn't it!"

Kondo, who had a bruised nose and a swollen face but didn't care, stood up and took the words to himself: "The mystery of our school is called Tama-Korean Smashing the Three-Stage Assault, which is a bit awkward, so it's simply called "Tamajin". three"! "

(Note: TAMAKINSAN: [Beep——][Beep——])

"Hide your whole body with beeps first!!"

"Isn't this a good idea?" Gintoki took the scroll in Shin Baji's hand and said, "Let's simplify it a little."

Jiang Cheng, who leaned over his head, nodded and said, "That's right, it's enough to simply call it Sacred Artifact Slash."

"Saint Artifact Slash..." Xin Ba Hao carefully pondered these three words, "Indeed, it's a bit like the name of a nirvana, and it's very concise and there's no beep..."

"Oh! It's really good!" Kondo nodded and praised, "It's similar to my family's profound meaning, sex..."

(Note: Holy and **** are the same pronunciation.)

"Forget it." Shin Baha instantly raised his hand and changed his tune.

"Hey? Don't you like it?" Jiang Cheng was surprised, and then he had another flash of inspiration and suggested: "So... how about XP slash? You can cut off the enemy's XP or something, it sounds very powerful!"

"No, there is no such nirvana in this world. By the way, what kind of slashing is it to cut off XP? I don't know!"

"Yeah, that kind of name is too common, and no one wants to learn it." Yinshi nodded and took the words, and then looked at the scroll in his hand again, "Anyway, write it eloquently. After so much, in short, the Tianxiang mirror has flashed."

"Where is this written? What is Mirror Flash?"

Kagura suggested: "Then add a beep here, become Tianxiang O Flash and Aru."

"What are you going to make a fuss about by covering up the mirror characters!" Xin Ba Hao complained again, "It's completely the rhythm of others in the cottage!"

A Miao suggested with a smile: "Then just [beep-] [beep-] [beep-] that's fine."

"Sister——! If I do this, I'll become a pervert who shouts and broadcasts banned words again!!"

"Ah, that's enough." Qingtai said impatiently carrying the bamboo sword, "It doesn't matter what the name is, in short, let's hurry up and show it, that O weapon or something."

A Miao nodded: "Indeed, now is not the time to be stumped by a name. The question is what kind of trick this profound meaning is and how to learn it."

……

In the room, including Kondo who inserted very naturally, Jiang Cheng and several others sat around the scroll with a solemn expression.

"Sa, let's get started, old eight." Yin Shi looked at the new eight.

Hearing the sound, Xin Ba Haw picked up the scroll and looked back a little bit.

"Evil Sacred Sword Lie Buta Chang An (hereafter omitted) refers to..."

Xin Ba Hao complained: "If you think it is troublesome to write, don't use such a name in the first place!"

"...Heaven Wuxin Flow's most profound, strongest, one-line single-passed secret mystery! This move must never be known to others!"

"Sorry, it's been known."

"Ask why, because this move has the power to change the truth of the world!"

Seeing this, even the expression of Xin Ba Hao, who was still complaining about his name just now, gradually became solemn.

"House...is such a powerful move...!"

"This mystery is recorded here."

"After defending the enemy's attack by using the method of profound meaning...↓→+K"

Looking at the mark on the scroll, after being silent for a long time, Xin Bazhu said again: "What is this mark-like thing?"

Kondo said aloud: "Press the cross key from bottom to side, and then press the K button?"

"Isn't this an order from a fighting game?!" Shin Baja was in a bad mood, holding the scroll and complaining frantically, "Isn't there a button like this on your son!"

The expression on Harita's face on the side has also changed from excitement at the beginning to speechlessness.

"No~IndoMTL.com~ Maybe it's more concise and clear." Yin Shi said aloud at this time, "I guess pressing the cross key from the bottom to the horizontal, and then pressing the K button means, from pressing down The posture of the body preparing to use the knife suddenly changes to the posture of swinging the knife forward! In other words, after defending the enemy's attack, take advantage of the unprepared counterattack to draw the knife!"

"Why do you understand this stupid cheat book so well?" Xin Baha twitched the corners of his mouth and complained, "Why did you nod Jiang Chengsang? Do you understand that too? Why?!"

"One of my mysteries, to be in the month... When others don't pay attention to secretly taking money out to buy games, I also press the cross key from the bottom to the horizontal, and then press the K (in gold) button."

Xin Ba Hao silently replied: "No, you are just secretly taking money to buy games, you scumbag!"

"And then in my secret mysteries, when I want to steal someone else's pudding in the middle of the night," Yinshi explained to himself, "it is to press the cross key from bottom to side, and then press the P button, basically Same as above."

"What's the matter with your scum and my profound meaning?!"