Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 685: : The nirvana (name) is to be concise and clear!

Looking at the snot bubble hanging from Kagura's nose, Jiang Cheng nodded and clasped his hands in affirmation: "Yeah, it's completely out. Although it's still a little small, it's okay."

"Yeah, it's okay." Yinshi took the words perfunctorily, and continued without raising his head: "Then you can start the next stage of Kaiwangquan."

"It's up to you!" Xin Baji clenched his fists, spitting all over his veins and yelling: "Are you going to die and go back to King King?! And that one is just dirty snot It’s just soaking! It’s not Turtle Pai Qigong anymore! Get the **** out of here!! This is not Guixian Island!”

Boom!

Wearing the same style of Kakarot's martial arts uniform, Kagura, whose snot bubble burst instantly, rubbed his sleepy eyes, yawned and complained: "What's the matter? It's rare that everyone is sleeping... so much fun So hi Aru."

"You admit that you are sleeping!"

Jiang Cheng propped his chin, muttered with serious brows: "As expected... can't you?"

"Isn't that nonsense?!"

"Soga, I see." Jiang Cheng nodded, and then took out two sets of Vegeta's battle uniforms and handed them to Kagura and Haruta, "Then, this is OK Right? Hey, you two, practice the Garrick cannon with me next!"

(Note: Vegeta's well-known stunt.)

"That's not the problem! Although there are indeed fighting nations here! But that's not the problem!!"

"Hmph!" Kagura, who had already put on her combat uniform, clasped her hands and hummed softly, "Dirty fireworks."

"No, although the imitation is very similar, but... the fire is big."

"But..." Jiubingwei, who had been standing behind A Miao since just now, propped his chin in thought and said, "Although it's quite messy, it still makes sense."

Hearing the sound, Xin Baji looked at Jiubingwei with a look of confusion, and asked, "What is it? By the way...why is Jiubingwei-san wearing women's clothing?"

"No... this..." Jiu Bingwei blushed pretty, and unconsciously moved away from Jiang Cheng who had been secretly looking at Jiang Cheng just now, "Ahem, it doesn't matter. (Xin Baji: No, now this is One of the things I’m most curious about, did you blush just now? Why?) is nirvana! As long as they see the goal of “learning this tactic through hard work”, they may change! "

"You said the nirvana..." Xin Baji sighed, with a melancholy expression on his face, "How can our school have such a nirvana?"

Jiang Cheng raised his hand silently and said: "And regardless of whether there is such a thing as a nirvana or not, now they obviously have the goal of Hawaiian chocolate fruit, let them focus from Hawaiian Isn't it a little difficult to transfer the goal of chocolate fruit to that nirvana?"

"That is to say..." Haruta nodded with her chin propped up, and began to analyze on her own, "It's just that ordinary nirvana such as the spiral pill that I'm tired of watching is no longer enough. Yixia Chocolate Fruit's nirvana will do."

Xin Baji complained silently: "I don't know how Naruto will feel if he knows that in the eyes of bloggers, spiral pills are not as good as chocolate fruit..."

"It's troublesome." Yinshi walked over and muttered with serious brows, "It's really hard to find a nirvana that is more gorgeous than Helix Wan."

"It's not completely gone," Jiang Cheng shrugged his shoulders and continued, "For example... (eye) mirrors or something."

"What's that?" Xin Baji asked with twitching corners of his eyes, "What is Mirror Solution? Are you referring to my glasses?"

Jiang Cheng introduced it solemnly: "Mirror solution, skill introduction! As long as you use it before watching AV, it will automatically remove the mosaic!"

"Teacher, please!" Yin Shi and Jiang Cheng sat down at the same time and bowed their heads towards Xin Baji.

Xin Baji yelled with white eyes: "Please, your size! How could you have such a wretched nirvana!"

Yinshi waved his hand, twitched his lips and spat: "Cut, you don't even know this level of nirvana, how could you attract people."

Jiang Cheng folded his hands, closed his eyes and pondered for a moment, then said: "Then... if it is a website where you can watch late night movies for free..."

"Teacher! Please!" Yin Shi and Jiang Cheng lowered their heads towards Xin Baji at the same time.

"There is no such thing at all! That kind of thing is not a nirvana at all! And...does that kind of thing attract you so much?!"

"After all, men..." After Jiang Cheng and Yinshi looked at each other, they snorted softly and said at the same time: "I know men best."

"You two get out of here immediately—!" Xin Baji yelled with his bloodshot eyes wide open.

"Xinbaji, don't be deceived! Last time someone lied to me that it was a free website, but I was cheated of 30,000 yuan when I logged in."

Looking at Kondo, who naturally poked his head out from under the floor and closed his eyes with a serious expression, Shin Hachi... fell silent.

Kondo shook his head softly, "I also said that if I don't send money, I will publish my browsing history or something. It was really hard to solve this matter at that time."

"No, everyone here now knows that you have browsed unhealthy websites." Xinbaji reminded with a blank face, "When did you hide there? ?”

"Really?!" Kondo was surprised.

The next moment...

A Miao, who stomped on Kondo's face with both feet, gritted her teeth with a gritted smile and reminded fiercely, "Can you get the **** out of here?"

"Wait...Miss A Miao..." Kondo's breathless voice came from under A Miao's feet, and then raised the scroll in his hand, "I found this in the warehouse. Skills or something, I couldn’t help but walk out.”

Xin Baji complained again with a blank face: "No, you just can't help it when you hear about the website?"

"God! This!" A Miao, who took the scroll, covered her mouth and let out a surprise, "Could it be the scroll of esoteric truth of Heaven Wuxin Flow?"

"Profound meaning?" Xin Baji asked in surprise.

"Hey? Really? Really?" Qing asked excitedly, "Is there really such a thing? Does this kind of dojo really have that kind of thing?! Can I learn it? Can I?! "

"Hey..." A Miao nodded lightly, and then slowly explained to Xin Baji: "This was written by our father before his death, and he said at that time that he would write this to you."

"That... That means..." Jiubingwei said with a solemn expression: "This scroll contains the profound meaning of Tian Wuxin flow recorded by your father."

"Hey, I'm talking about Basang." Yin Shi, who was leaning on the door, folded his hands to express his dissatisfaction, and complained, "You didn't even tell me that there is such a thing as a nirvana. It's too cunning."

"Xin Jiang..." A Miao solemnly handed the scroll in her hand to Xin Baji, "Now is the time to inherit the last trick left by my father, the profound meaning of Tian Wu Xin Liu, its name is- —”

While A Miao was speaking, Xin Baji untied the scroll in his hand, and also saw the name of the profound meaning that A Miao was about to say.

"——Evil Holy Sword Lie Wu stepping on Chang Dark Thunder God like expelling the super miraculous super plumber brothers No.

After listening to A Miao's words, Xin Baji, looking at the mysterious name on the scroll, murmured: "Father..."

But the next moment...

"A long-dead person—yo!!" Xin Baji complained frantically, "No, although I do feel the painstaking efforts condensed in this name, but it is too long to remember at all! Even if it is miraculously memorized If you come down...you will be killed before you finish reporting the name of the special attack!"

Kagura said aloud: "No one stipulates that the name of the move must be called Aru when performing a special move."

Jiubingwei raised objections: "But after all, this is a move that your father tried his best to come up with on the hospital bed. It's better to shout out when using it...and you must speak as fast as possible. "

"Is the purpose of this nirvana just to find fault?!" Xin Baji spittled.

"It's just that my family also has the secret of being embarrassed to call out the name of the move, so I..." Jiubingwei continued in a low voice, and then made up a scene in his mind——

"Wan [beep——] Tsutsuten Tongyan!" While shouting like this, he took off the blindfold himself.

"...will add a beep in it."

After seeing Jiubingwei's brain-filled Xin Baji, he complained in an instant: "Where are you adding beeps! It's even more misleading, okay?"

Kondo, who had a bruised nose and a swollen face, didn't care about it. He stood up and took the conversation self-consciously: "The esoteric art of our school is called Tama King Kong Crush the Three-stage Assault, which is a bit of a mouthful, so it is shortened to "Tama Gold" three"! "

(Note: TAMAKINSAN: [beep——] [beep——])

"Hide your whole body with beep!!"

"Isn't this a good idea?" Yinshi casually took the scroll in Xinbaji's hand and said, "Let's simplify it a bit."

Jiang Cheng, who poked his head over, nodded and said, "That's right, it can be simply called the Holy Artifact Slash."

"Holy Artifact Cut..." Xin Baji pondered these three words carefully, "Indeed, it's a bit like the name of a nirvana, and it's very concise and there is no beep..."

"Oh! It's really good!" Kondo nodded and praised, "It's similar to my family's mystery, sex..."

(Note: Sheng and **** have the same pronunciation.)

"Let's forget it." Xin Baji immediately raised his hand and changed his words.

"Hey? Don't you like it?" Jiang Cheng was surprised, and then had a flash of inspiration again and suggested: "Then... How about XP Slash? It can cut off the enemy's XP or something. It sounds very powerful!"

"No, there is no such nirvana in this world. By the way, what kind of cutting method is cutting XP? I don't know!"

"Yeah, that kind of name is too common, and no one would want to learn it." Yinshi nodded and took the words, and then looked at the scroll in his hand again, "In short, write it eloquently. After so much, in short, the sky mirror flashed."

"Where is this written? What is Mirror Flash?"

Kagura suggested: "Then add a beep here and turn it into Tianxiang O to flash, Alu."

"What kind of trouble are you trying to hide by covering up the mirror words!" Xin Baji complained again, "It's completely the rhythm of others in the cottage!"

A Miao suggested with a smile: "Then just [beep——][beep——][beep——] that's fine."

"Sister——! In this case, I will completely become a pervert who shouts and plays the forbidden words again!!"

"Ah, that's enough." Qingta said impatiently while carrying the bamboo sword, "It doesn't matter what the name is, anyway, let's quickly show it off, that O-blade or something."

A Miao nodded: "Indeed, now is not the time to get stuck on a name, the question is what kind of trick this mystery is, and how to learn it."

…

In the room, including Kondo who inserted it very naturally, Jiang Cheng and the others sat around the scroll with solemn expressions.

"Sa, let's start, Lao Ba." Yin Shi looked at Xin Baji who was beside him.

Hearing the sound, Xin Baji picked up the scroll, and flipped through it bit by bit.

"Evil Holy Sword Lie Wu Ta Chang Dark (abbreviated below) refers to..."

Xin Baji complained: "If you find it troublesome to write, don't choose such a name at the beginning!"

"...Heavenly Wuxinliu's most profound, strongest, and single-passed secret mystery! This move must never be known to others!"

"I'm sorry, it's already known."

"If you want to ask why, because this trick has the powerful power to change the truth of the world!"

Seeing this, even Xin Baji, who was still complaining about his name just now, gradually became serious.

"Ju...is such a powerful move...!"

"Record this mystery here."

"Using the method of mystery, after defending against the enemy's attack...↓→+K"

Looking at the mark on the scroll, after a long silence, Xin Baji spoke again: "What is this mark-like thing?"

Kondo said aloud: "Press the cross key from bottom to side, and then press the K button?"

"Isn't this an order from a fighting game?!" Xin Baji was in a bad mood, holding a scroll and complained wildly, "Your son doesn't have such a button!"

The expression on Haruta's face has also changed from excited at the beginning to speechless.

"No~IndoMTL.com~ Maybe it's more concise and clear like this." Yinshi said aloud at this time, "I guess pressing the cross key from bottom to side, and then pressing the K button means that from pressing down The posture of the body preparing to draw the knife suddenly changed to the posture of swinging the knife forward! That is to say, after defending against the enemy's attack, the counterattack technique of drawing the knife while it is unprepared!"

"Why do you understand this stupid cheat book like that?" Xin Baji twitched at the corner of his mouth and complained, "By the way, why did Jiang Chengsang nod your head? Do you also understand this way? Why?!"

"One of my mysteries is to press the cross key from bottom to side, and then press the K (in gold) button in the month...when others are not paying attention and secretly taking money out to buy games."

Xin Baji silently replied: "No, you just secretly used money to buy games, you scum!"

"And in my secret secret, when I want to steal someone else's pudding in the middle of the night." Same as above."

"What's the matter with your scumbag secrets and my family's secrets?!"

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