Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 686: : Life is full of competitions!

"My secret mystery-pudding counterattack is also." Kagura took the words and explained to himself: "It is also the cross key pressed from bottom to horizontal, and then the P (pudding) button Aru!"

“What is the pudding button! How the **** do you use the P button!”

Kubei stood up and said, "Anyway, let me be the opponent and try to counterattack without any effort."

"That, is it really okay?" Shinbaha looked at Kubei who was wearing a pink kimono in confusion, "It would be a little bad to use a sword for this kind of costume. And then again, Why is this attire today?"

"No, this is..." Jiubingwei's pretty face turned red again, but he didn't feel overwhelmed, but covered up the past: "In short! No matter what kind of clothes, there is no problem with the swordsmanship competition! "

"Xiao Jiu, I think it's better not to force it." A Miao said kindly, "After all, it is this kind of clothes that you are not used to wearing, which may affect your performance."

"What do you mean by influence play?" Shin Baha spit out expressionlessly, "It's bad if you use your real skills! I'll be instantly killed!"

"It doesn't matter..."

Speaking, Jiubingwei lowered his head and wanted to pick up a bamboo sword from the ground, but before she could bend down, Jiang Cheng, who picked up the bamboo sword, handed the bamboo sword to Jiubing. guard.

"Here." Jiang Cheng said casually.

Looking at the bamboo sword in Jiang Cheng's hand, Jiubingwei hesitated and reached out his hand to take it, but... just when he got the bamboo sword, Jiang Cheng's released hand inadvertently touched it. Kubei's hand.

So...

Feng Qingyun calmly caught Jiang Cheng, who subconsciously swung the fist of Jiu Bingwei with all his strength, with a puzzled look on his face: "What's wrong? Don't you want to compete with Xin Ba Ha?"

"Hold... I'm sorry." Kubei, who gradually recovered his senses, retracted his fist, then turned around and walked over to Shin Baha, who was already posing, and thought to himself at the same time: [ Sure enough... that day was not my illusion, it seemed that I could really touch this man. The only man in the world... who can be touched by me? In the end...what's the matter with this feeling now? Why is it a little happy, a little lost, and a little nervous? Then again... why am I in this outfit? ]

It turns out that on the street the day before yesterday, Jiang Cheng, who went out to buy games as usual, met Kubing Guard, who was also on the street, and had a little bit of physical contact by some coincidences (he bumped into it when he was passing by). Shoulder), Kubei who subconsciously counterattacked... It was the first time that a man (Jiang Cheng) took an attack in this state effortlessly and steadily.

From that time onwards, something was wrong with Kubei.

Of course what Jiubingwei didn't know was that Jiang Cheng... just didn't see her as a woman. If he insisted, in Jiang Cheng's mind that was not very easy to use, Jiubingwei was neither a man nor a woman. It belongs to a woman, so the attack of this kind of person can be blocked.

Okay, stop talking nonsense, let's go back to the martial arts meeting venue, I saw the new Baji that was ready, and said to Jiubingwei: "That, Jiubingwei-sang, are you really still? If you are not used to new equipment (clothes) or something, why don't you just forget it?"

Kubingei, who was still walking step by step even against the wall, when even reacted, his pretty face flushed again, and he silently stood on the opposite side of Shin Baha.

A Miao covered her mouth with her sleeves, and said with some concern, "As expected, I can't force myself to equip myself with unfamiliar equipment or something."

Although she was the youngest present, Harita, who was very keen in observation, said silently, "No, I don't think it has anything to do with clothes or anything. If you insist, it may have something to do with idiots."

Boom!

Ignoring Qingta, who was smashed with a big bag and wanted to cry without tears, Jiang Cheng put away his fists, clasped his hands and said, "How can you casually call others an idiot? It's rude! Qingta!"

Qingta, who rubbed her head and had tears in the corners of her eyes, silently complained in her heart: [No, the idiot I said was you...]

"It's enough to know this kind of thing in your own heart, there is no need to say it! This is the way of life in this society!"

"You're the most rude!" Qingtai couldn't help but complain, "You should obey what you say!"

"I'm sorry, Qingta," Jiang Cheng shook his head softly, "I'm tired of the boring interpersonal relationships in this society, so there is no need to abide by such unspoken rules."

"No, you're just a **** nit out of society."

"Who's the trash nit who's out of society! Stupid brat!" Jiang Cheng retorted in an instant.

Kagura said with an expressionless face, "No, little uncle, you are really just a trashy nit living in the game world who is out of society and has no shame at all by relying on women to support her. "

"There is no pocket money next month." Jiang Cheng shrugged and replied casually.

"Ah! Cunning!" Kagura said dissatisfied.

"Sorry, this is also society's...my rule."

"It turns out that sometimes when I tell the truth, my pocket money will be deducted..." Qingta murmured with her chin supported. "It's really a very cruel society."

"What a rotten society." Kagura sighed with a pretense of melancholy.

"Yes, yes." Qingta nodded.

Listening to the words of the two, Jiang Cheng unconsciously burst into several blue veins on his forehead.

"Are you two kiddos doing it on purpose? Are you trying to find fault with me on purpose?"

"Yeah!" Kagura seemed to have suddenly thought of something, covered his mouth and pretended to be surprised: "Could it be that... those words just irritated my uncle, Aru? Sorry, I didn't mean to. "

"There is no pocket money for the next month!"

"Hey! Give me a little more time!" Kagura stood up, rolled up his sleeves and shouted angrily: "This kind of rule is too unreasonable!"

Jiang Cheng showed a serious face and nodded: "Yes, society has such an unreasonable side, a wife who ran away with a rich man, a colleague who used small tricks to grab a promotion opportunity, and was nine The Shin Baha who was killed by the soldier in an instant, the gorilla who was smashed by A Miao, and the omitted details of the battle, all of which fully reflect the unreasonable side of this society! Please remember it for me! "

Qingta spit out expressionlessly: "Wait a minute, what are the next three examples? It doesn't matter at all, right? It's just a summary of the results of the first two competitions during our conversation and then Talk to yourself! Hey! It's enough! You **** orangutan!!"

"Then the next scene is the main event," Jiang Cheng said, looking at Yin Shi, who picked up the bamboo sword and walked towards Xin Baji, "I'm really looking forward to it."

"I'm looking forward to your size!" Harita complained again, "Why did you skip the topic so naturally! Why so naturally put on a look of interest watching the game! Totally incomprehensible! "

"Idiot!" Jiang Cheng reprimanded with a serious expression, "Life is a game! While playing a game that you absolutely cannot lose, you should also properly watch other people's games in order to grow your life. Experience!"

"Do you think you can fool the past with this big truth?!"

Gintoki, who came across from Shinpachi, also had a rare serious expression.

"Ready, I will give the appropriate attack."

"Hi...Hi!" Shin Baha hurriedly responded.

In this way, ROUND3 begins, and with the sound of FIGHT, the fighting game between Gintoki and Shinbaha begins.

Seeing that Shinbaha, who was starting to accumulate a little bit of savings in the glasses slot, was still feeding Shinbaha's silver, Harita's eyes widened and she murmured, "Finally...Finally, I can see our genre. The profound meaning of it, Jiang Chengge, why...you fell asleep? Didn't you just say you want to watch other people's games to gain life experience?"

"What's so good about a match between a virginity and an idiot?" Jiang Cheng, who was lying on the floor with his eyes closed, said without turning his head, "That kind of experience is not needed at all."

Shita:...

The result of the competition did not disappoint Harita. It was indeed for Harita to see the so-called nirvana, although it wasn't made by Xin Baji.

"It turned out that you used the Profound Truth?!" Xin Baha, who was knocked to the ground by Yinshi's own Profound Truth, complained frantically, "Why did you master it so quickly!"

"Because it's easy."

"This is the profound meaning of single-line transmission! Show me the situation!"

"It's not just me, just when you are silently rubbing," Gintoki looked at Haruta, Kagura, Kubei and Amy who were practicing, "Everyone has learned ."

"It's not difficult at all." Qingta holding the bamboo sword yawned and said, "Brother Xin, is this really the profound meaning of our genre? Did you really not lie to me?"

New Octopus:...

Clap!

"And I learned Aru even in defensive battles," said Kagura, who took Harita's blow.

"Hi - it's my turn next!" said Amy excitedly, raising her hands.

"Then practice with me, Miao." Jiubingwei said.

The expression on Xin Ba Haw has frozen at this time...

Clap!

Kubeiwei: "And I know the number of defensive battles on defense, Shinbachi-kun."

Clap clap clap!

A Miao: "And the number of defensive battles on defense is also there, new sauce!"

Clap clap clap!

Silver Time: "And the number of defensive battles on defense, defense, defense, and defense are all there, old eight."

Clap clap clap clap!

Kubeiwei: "And there is no defensive trick of defense, defense, defense, defense, Shinbachi-kun."

Before going out, Shin Baha finally turned his head and glanced at everyone who was still practicing his own nirvana, and then... walked out of the door quietly.

Jiang Cheng, who took Xin Ba Ha's back full of depression and loss into his eyes, drooped his eyelids and said nothing.

About two minutes after Xin Ba Haw left, Jiang Chengcai sat up from the ground and picked up a practice bamboo sword from the ground.

"Yin Shi." Jiang Cheng glanced at Yin Shi lightly, "Are you interested? Let me try that nirvana or something."

"No, I'm not interested." Yin Shi replied without thinking, "I've already won a lot of games against you."

"A Miao, can I give it a try?" Jiang Cheng asked with a smile.

"Well, of course." A Miao squinted her eyes and smiled.

"Hey, wait..."

Yinshi suddenly thought of something and spoke quickly, but...it was obviously too late, because Jiang Cheng had already lowered his body...

A minute later, looking at the dojo with only half left in front of him, except for Jiang Cheng, the expressions of everyone present were surprisingly unanimous.

"The lethality is really great, this kind of nirvana." Jiang Cheng nodded and commented.

"You're the one with the most lethality!" Yin Shi white-eyed and angrily complained, "It has nothing to do with nirvana or something!"

"I'm sorry, A Miao..." Jiang Cheng put on his face with a hint of apology, and then raised the bamboo sword with only one hilt left in his hand, "Broken this."

"No, that doesn't matter, this is the important one," Gintoki pointed to the gymnasium that was almost in ruins. "This is the one that needs to apologize! This is the one that was damaged the most!"

"I always feel a deep sense of disobedience..." Qingta spit out silently, "It's obviously a waste Chainet, and it's obviously a waste Chainet."

"Li...powerful!" Jiubingwei exclaimed, "This kind of power...what kind of defensive tactics are useless!"

"He's an idiot, are you too?" Yin Shi complained again, "No one will compete with this monster at all!"

"That...Jiang Chengsang," A Miao finally came to her senses and walked over, looking at Jiang Cheng in disbelief, "I..."

"A Miao..." Jiang Cheng just wanted to say something, but just as he opened his mouth, two kunai hit the back of his head, and the next moment he rolled his eyes and fell straight down.

"Oh!" The sharp-eyed Kagura looked at Yue Yong who was standing on the wall and exclaimed, "It's also the cross key from the bottom to the horizontal direction ~IndoMTL.com~ and then the S (dead) button! Is it Yueyue's nirvana Alu?! Awesome!"

"I found... the scum who stole money to buy games..." Yue Yong said coldly, then jumped off the wall and came to Jiang Cheng step by step.

"Wait...Wait! Yueyue!" Jiang Cheng stumblingly said, struggling to raise his head at the same time, "A Miao...she still wants to ask me the secret of nirvana! At least..."

"No, that kind of thing doesn't matter." A Miao narrowed her eyes with a smile on her face, and then pointed to the gym next to her, "The most important thing is the compensation for this! You bastard!!"

"Amy, didn't you agree?"

Blue veins appeared on Yueyong's forehead: "Not only did he steal money to buy games...but also smashed other people's dojos..."

"Wait...wait a minute, Yueyue, this really has nothing to do with me! Hey...wait a minute, calm down! Hey...ahhhhh!!!"

……

In the setting sun, everyone was silent as they looked at the long blood line drawn by Jiang Cheng, who was being dragged by Yueyong.

"I...seem to have misunderstood." Kubei suddenly said such a thoughtless remark.

"Huh?" A Miao asked suspiciously.

"No, it's nothing." Jiu Bingwei shook his head, then looked at the gym next to him, "A Miao, leave the loss here to the Liusheng family."

"Huh? No, Xiao Jiu."

"No need to say no. After all, I owe him more than one favor. It's time to pay him back."

"Then..."

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