Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 686: : Life is full of competitions!

"My secret esoteric technique—the pudding counterattack is also true." Kagura took the words and explained in a self-contained manner: "It's also pressing the cross key from bottom to side, and then pressing the P (pudding) button, Aru!"

"What is the pudding button! How on earth do you use the P button!"

Kubei stood up and said: "In short, let me be the opponent, try to fight back without sparing any strength."

"Well, is it really okay?" Xin Bachi looked at Kubei in pink kimono suspiciously, "I think it would be a bit bad to use this kind of costume to compete with swords. And then again, Why is this attire today?"

"No, this is..." Jiu Bingwei's pretty face blushed again, but he was not at a loss, but covered up the past: "In short! No matter what kind of clothes, there is no problem in the swordsmanship competition! "

"Xiao Jiu, I think it's better not to force yourself." A Miao said kindly, "After all, this kind of clothes that I'm not used to wearing may affect my performance."

"What do you mean by exerting influence?" Xin Baji complained expressionlessly, "It would be terrible if you use your real skills! I will be killed instantly!"

"It doesn't matter..."

Speaking, Jiu Bingwei lowered his head and wanted to pick up a bamboo sword from the ground, but before she bent down, Jiang Cheng who picked up the bamboo sword casually handed the bamboo sword to Jiu Bing guard.

"Here." Jiang Cheng said casually.

Looking at the bamboo sword in Jiang Cheng's hand, Jiu Bingwei hesitated again and again and reached out to take it tremblingly, but... just when he got the bamboo sword, Jiang Cheng's loose hand touched Kubei's hand.

Therefore...

Jiang Cheng, who calmly caught the fist that Jiu Bingwei subconsciously swung with all his strength, looked puzzled: "What's wrong? Aren't you going to compete with Xin Baji?"

"I'm sorry..." Jiubingwei, who gradually came back to his senses, withdrew his fist, then turned around and walked towards Xin Bachi who had already put on a pose, thinking at the same time: [ Sure enough... that day was not my illusion, it seemed that I could really touch this man. The only man in the world... who can be touched by me? In the end...what's the matter with this feeling now? Why are you a little happy, a little lost, and a little nervous? Having said that...why am I in this attire? 】

It turned out that on the street the day before yesterday, Jiang Cheng, who went out to buy games as usual, met Jiubingwei who was also on the street, and had a little physical contact due to some coincidences (caught him while passing by) Shoulder), Jiubingwei who subconsciously counterattacked... It was the first time that a man (Jiang Cheng) took the attack in this state effortlessly and steadily.

Since then, Jiubingwei has been a little bit wrong.

Of course, what Jiubingwei didn't know was that Jiang Cheng...just didn't see her as a woman. It belongs to women, so the attacks of this kind of people can be blocked.

Okay, let's stop talking nonsense, let's go back to the Budokai venue, and saw Xin Baji who had been prepared, and said to Jiubingwei: "Well, Jiubingwei-san, are you really still there? I haven't gotten used to the new equipment (clothes) or something, or forget it?"

Jiubingwei, who was still walking step by step even though he was leaning against the wall, Dang even realized that his pretty face blushed again, and silently stood opposite Xin Baji.

A Miao covered her mouth with a flick of her sleeve, and said worriedly: "Sure enough, you can't force it, equip it with equipment you are not familiar with."

Although she was the youngest present, Haruta, who had exceptionally keen observation skills, said silently: "No, I don't think it has anything to do with clothes or anything. If I insist, it might have something to do with idiots."

Boom!

Ignoring Qingta who was smashed with a big bag and wanted to cry without tears, Jiang Cheng put away his fists, folded his hands and said, "How can you just call others stupid? It's too rude! Qingta!"

Rubbing her head, Qingta, whose eyes were tearing from the pain, complained silently in her heart: [No, I'm talking about you idiot...]

"It's enough to know this kind of thing in your heart, there is no need to say it! This is the way of life in this society!"

"You are the most rude!" Qingtai couldn't help complaining, "You should obey what you say!"

"I'm sorry, Qingta," Jiang Cheng shook his head softly, "I... am already tired of the boring interpersonal relationships in this society, so there is no need to abide by these unspoken rules."

"No, you're just a trash nit who has divorced from society."

"Who is a trash nit who has divorced from society! Smelly brat!" Jiang Cheng instantly retorted unhappily.

Kagura said expressionlessly: "No, little uncle, you are indeed just a waste nit living in the game world without any shame who has left society and relies on women to support you, Aru. "

"There will be no pocket money next month." Jiang Cheng shrugged and replied casually.

"Ah! You're cunning!" Kagura said dissatisfied.

"Sorry, but these are social...my rules too."

"It turns out that sometimes the pocket money will be deducted for telling the truth..." Qingtai propped her chin and murmured, "It's really a very cruel society."

"It's a rotten society." Kagura sighed with feigned melancholy.

"Yes, yes." Qingta nodded.

Listening to the two people's words, several blue veins popped up on Jiang Cheng's forehead unknowingly.

"Did you two brats do this on purpose? Did you deliberately pick on me?"

"Ah!" Kagura seemed to have thought of something suddenly, covering her mouth and pretending to be surprised, "Could it be that... those words just now irritated little uncle, Aru? I'm sorry, I didn't mean it. "

"The next month's pocket money is gone!"

"Hey! Give me enough time!" Kagura stood up, rolled up her sleeves and shouted angrily with white eyes: "This kind of rule is too unreasonable!"

Jiang Cheng showed seriousness on his face and nodded: "That's right, there is such an unreasonable side in society, wives who run away with rich people, colleagues who use small tricks to **** promotion opportunities, and those who are raped by nine people." The Shin Hachi who was instantly killed by the soldiers, the orangutan who was hammered by A Miao, and the details of the battle that were omitted, all of which fully reflect the unreasonable side of this society! Remember it for me!"

Qingta complained expressionlessly: "Wait a minute, what are the three examples in the back? It doesn't matter at all, right? I just summarized the results of the first two competitions during our conversation and then Make fun of yourself! Hey! Enough is enough! Bastard orangutan!!"

"Then the next game will be the main event," Jiang Cheng said, looking at Yin Shi who picked up the bamboo sword and walked towards Xin Baji, "It's really exciting."

"I'm looking forward to your size!" Haruta complained again, "By the way, why did you skip the topic so naturally! Why did you naturally put on an expression of watching the game with great interest! It's completely incomprehensible! "

"Idiot!" Jiang Cheng reprimanded with a serious expression, "Life is a game! While playing a game that you must never lose, you must also watch other people's games properly in order to grow your life." Experience!"

"Do you think you can fool it with this kind of principle?!"

Yinshi, who came across from Xin Baji, also became serious.

"Get ready, I will give the appropriate attack."

"Hi...Hi!" Xin Baji hurriedly responded.

In this way, ROUND3 started, and with the sound effect of FIGHT, the fighting game between Yinshi and Xinbaji began.

Seeing Xin Baji, who has started to accumulate little by little in the glasses slot, and Yin, who is still feeding Xin Baji, Qingta opened her eyes wide and murmured: "Finally... Finally, I can see our genre. It’s a mystery, Brother Jiang Cheng, why...you fell asleep? Didn’t you just say that you want to watch other people’s games to gain life experience?”

"What's so interesting about a match between a virgin and an idiot?" Jiang Cheng, who was lying on his side on the floor with his eyes closed, said without turning his head, "You don't need that kind of experience at all."

Haruta: ...

The result of the competition did not disappoint Qing too much, it did allow Qingta to see the so-called nirvana, although it was not performed by Xin Baji.

"The result is that you used the secret technique?!" Xin Baji, who was knocked down by Yinshi with his own secret technique, crazily complained, "Why did you master it so quickly!"

"Because it's easy."

"This is the meaning of a single pass! Show me the situation!"

"It's not just me, it's just when you're silently lounging," Gintoki said, looking at Haruta, Kagura, Kubei and A Miao who were practicing, "Everyone has learned everything. .”

"It's not difficult at all." Qingtai yawned while holding a bamboo sword and said, "Brother Xin, is this really the mystery of our school? Did you really lie to me?"

Xin Baji: ...

Crack!

"And even learned the number of defensive battles from Aru." Kagura said after receiving Haruta's blow.

"Hi—it's my turn next!" A Miao said excitedly, raising her hand.

"Then practice with me, Miao." Jiubingwei said.

Xin Baji's expression has frozen at this time...

Crack!

Jiubingwei: "And I know the number of defensive battles, Mr. Xinbachi."

Crack!

A Miao: "And there are also defensive battles, Xinchan!"

Crack!

Yin Shi: "And the defense, the defense, the defense, the defense, the number of defensive battles, old eight."

Crack!

Jiubingwei: "And there is no defensive tricks, the new Hachi-kun."

Before going out, Xin Baji turned his head and took a last look at the people who were still practicing his own nirvana, and then... one person quietly walked out the door.

Jiang Cheng, who took Xin Baji's back full of depression and loss into his eyes, drooped his eyelids and said nothing.

About two minutes after Xin Baji left, Jiang Chengcai sat up from the ground, and picked up a bamboo sword for practice from the ground.

"Yin Shi." Jiang Cheng glanced lightly at Yin Shi, "Are you interested? Let me try that nirvana or something."

"No, I'm not interested." Yinshi replied without thinking, "I've already won many games against you."

"A Miao, can I try a little bit?" Jiang Cheng asked with a smile.

"Well, of course." A Miao narrowed her eyes and smiled in response.

"Hey, wait..."

Yinshi suddenly thought of something, and hurriedly opened his mouth, but...it was obviously too late, because Jiang Cheng had already lowered his body...

A minute later, looking at the half of the dojo in front of him, except for Jiang Cheng, the expressions of everyone present were surprisingly frozen.

"The lethality is really great, this kind of nirvana." Jiang Cheng nodded and commented.

"You are the one with the most lethal power!" Yin Shibai stared and complained angrily, "It has nothing to do with the special attack!"

"I'm sorry, A Miao..." Jiang Cheng's face was apologetic, and then he raised the bamboo sword with only one hilt left in his hand, "I broke this."

"No, that doesn't matter, the important one," Yinshi pointed to the almost ruined gymnasium beside him, "This is the one that needs to apologize! This is the one that was most damaged!"

"I always feel that there is a deep sense of disobedience..." Qingta complained silently, "You are obviously a good-for-nothing, you are obviously a good-for-nothing."

"Amazing...awesome!" Jiu Bingwei exclaimed, "This kind of power... any defensive tricks are useless!"

"He's an idiot, are you too?" Yinshi complained again, "There will be no one to compete with this kind of monster!"

"That...Jiang Chengsang," A Miao finally recovered and walked over, looking at Jiang Cheng in disbelief, "I..."

"A Miao..." Jiang Cheng was about to say something, but just as he opened his mouth, two pains struck the back of his head, and the next moment he rolled his eyes and fell straight down.

"Oh!" The sharp-eyed Kagura looked at Yueyong standing on the wall and exclaimed, "It's also pressing the cross key from bottom to side, and then pressing the S (death) button! This is Yueyue's Is the nirvana Alu?! Powerful!"

"I found...the scum who stole money and went out to buy games..." Yue Yong said coldly, then jumped off the fence, and came to Jiang Cheng step by step.

"Wait...wait a minute! Yueyue!" Jiang Cheng said stumblingly, while struggling to raise his head, "Amiao, she... still wants to ask me the secret of the ultimate move! At least..."

"No, that kind of thing doesn't matter." A Miao narrowed her eyes and showed a smile, then pointed to the gymnasium beside her, "The important thing is the compensation for this! Bastard!!"

"A Miao, haven't you already agreed?"

One after another blue veins appeared on Yue Yong's forehead: "Not only did he steal money to buy games... he also smashed someone else's dojo..."

"Wait... wait~IndoMTL.com~ Yueyue, this really has nothing to do with me! Hey...wait a minute, calm down! Hey...ahhhhh!!!"

…

Under the setting sun, looking at the long blood line drawn by Jiang Cheng dragged by Yue Yong on the ground, everyone was silent.

"I... seem to have misunderstood something." Jiubingwei suddenly said such a nonsensical remark.

"Huh?" A Miao asked in doubt.

"No, it's nothing." Jiu Bingwei shook his head, and then looked at the gymnasium aside, "A Miao, the loss here will be handed over to the Yagyu family."

"Huh? No way, Xiao Jiu."

"There's no need to refuse, after all, I owe him more than one favor, and it's time to pay him back."

"Then..."

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