Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 687: : Amen!

On the river bank under the setting sun, Xin Ba Ha, who was squatting on the ground with his knees in his arms, was staring at the setting sun in the distance with eyes full of loss and lack of energy.

In the end, the crow's chirping from nowhere brought back the thoughts of Xin Baha's drifting to nowhere.

【Father...Father, you have spent your whole life thinking of the nirvana, and it feels like anyone can use it. Obviously it is a single line of transmission...]

Thinking of this, Shin Baha groped for the scroll from his cuff and slowly opened it.

[But everyone feels that it is easy to grasp casually, so why not make it more difficult? Is a nirvana skill that everyone can use a nirvana skill? I thought it was a nirvana that only I could use, but...]

Thinking of this, Xin Ba Haw could no longer control his emotions. He stood up and clenched the scroll in his hand, and his face gradually showed a bit of unbearable.

"With this nirvana... I can't protect my father's dojo!"

Speaking of which, Xin Baha raised his hand to forcefully throw the scroll in his hand, but at this moment, the scroll opened with a clatter.

Because of this, Shin Baha saw the text behind the nirvana command that he hadn't seen before.

【If you have learned this move, you will consider the departure as the designated place—】

Xin Ba Haw's eyes widened with a look of disbelief: [Actually...there is actually a follow-up! ! ]

On the scroll: [This will be a harsh journey, and you may want to give up, or fail you. But no matter how bumpy the road ahead is, as long as you have this nirvana, you can overcome everything! Then...

At the end of this long journey, you will surely find two fruits that hold the key to the profound meaning, cocoa and hawaiian fruit! Just mix the two and you can make the ultimate sweet treat that no one can resist! Using this as a bait to take advantage of the enemy's unpreparedness is exactly—

The evil holy sword, Liewuta, Changan, Thor, Rushu, is a super-miraculous super plumber brother No. 2, Li Budi, a counter-attack supervising slash! ]

……

Looking at the three disgruntled disciples (homeless) with toothpicks in their mouths in front of them, Xin Baha silently said, "I'll give you chocolate next week, be sure to come."

Similarly, just like last week, after spitting saliva on Xin Baji's glasses with disdain, the three homeless turned around and left.

Yin Shi, who was leaning against the door and holding his hands and witnessed all this with Doudou's eyes, said silently: "It really is the father and son."

Kagura, who also held his hands and squinted Doudou's eyes, did not nod his head, but his expression had proved everything.

"Maybe it's really like that..." Jiang Cheng, who didn't know when he arrived, closed his eyes and smiled softly, "Whether it's a father or a son, it's really the same. "

"You still dare to come again." Yin Shi glanced at Jiang Cheng, who was beside him, and replied, "Be careful A Miao beat you out."

"Hahaha, thanks to Jiubingweijun." Jiang Cheng smiled and said, "But then again, that nirvana is really powerful!"

"It has nothing to do with nirvana! It's just because you're an idiot!"

Jiang Cheng nodded and continued: "Sure enough... the swordsmanship in the dojo is different from the one we learned by ourselves. I didn't expect there is such a thing as nirvana."

"It has nothing to do with nirvana!"

"But... I don't like the things I'm stubborn enough to see." Said, Jiang Cheng looked at Harita, who had been silently waving the sword in his hand from beginning to end, and continued softly: "After all …There are so many things that have been subconsciously ignored, neither that father nor Shinpachi-kun seem to have noticed.”

Following Jiang Cheng's line of sight, Gin Shi was stunned for no apparent reason after seeing Haru Tai, who was clenching his teeth and sweating with serious expression, but still wielding his sword. Because at a certain moment, Ginshi saw the figure of Harita and Omiichi, and... the figure of a certain uncle and Shinhachi at this time.

"Hmph, maybe it's really like that." Yin Shi chuckled softly.

Jiang Cheng replied, "But in my opinion, Xin Ba Hao is always better than that father."

"Will you take a gamble?"

"Does it depend on your gambling luck?" After saying this casually, Jiang Cheng turned around and waved his hand: "It seems that A Miao found out, goodbye."

Looking at Jiang Cheng who was slowly leaving, Yin Shi stared at the dead fish eyes with no motivation, and said nothing, but... At this moment, Yin Shi suddenly heard the voice of Xin Baji behind him...

"Shita, that's not right! Your body's axis is unstable! You have to swing your sword like this! Look at it!"

"Ah, you're so annoying, new brother. You better hurry up and replenish the Hawaiian fruit."

"Huh? What's your attitude!"

"You're the one! Don't put on a lofty posture that makes people feel uncomfortable when they see it!"

"Do you want to fight?! Stinky brat!"

"No, no interest."

Looking at the two people who were facing each other and gnashing their teeth, Yin Shi shrugged his shoulders and sighed softly: "That's right, my gambling luck... is as bad as ever."

(This article, end.)

……

One night, in Kabukicho, there was a small shop in Tengshi.

"Human beings are all creatures that make mistakes, but at the same time, humans are also creatures that repent of their mistakes and keep growing."

Hearing this, the uncle sitting opposite Xiaoyu wiped his tears and said gratefully: "Xiaoyujiang... I will sincerely apologize! Thank you for listening to my confession!"

"You're welcome." Xiaoyu shook her head gently, "Treasure your wife well."

At this time, the men in the long line behind the uncle for some reason expressed their dissatisfaction.

"Hey! Yosaku! If you're done, get out of the way!"

"There's a long queue behind!"

"Xiaoyujiang! Please listen to my confession next!"

"Don't you just want to talk to Xiaoyujiang?"

"Aren't you the same?"

……

Listening to the men arguing with each other, Yin Shi, who was sitting at the front desk, frowned and said, "Hey, what's the trouble?"

"Are you doing a column about Confidant Big Sister?" Xin Ba Haw wondered.

The Kagura, who took the rice with a big mouthful, muttered, "This is more like a confessional, Aru."

Jiang Cheng, sitting at the counter, said casually: "When it comes to pubs, isn't it a place to complain? Don't worry, don't worry."

"No, it can't be called ordinary complaining anymore." Granny Dengshi at the counter let out a cigarette, shook her head and said slowly, "I just listened to those drunks complaining at first. Maybe it's because the other party is a robot, so I think it's more relaxed to talk to her, now I don't know if it's a snack bar or a church."

Xin Ba Hao smiled and said, "But it's also a blessing for this, so there are a steady stream of guests, right?"

"But in the end, everyone went to confession instead of drinking." Granny Tengshi looked helpless, "There are even guys who confessed and said, "Never drink again." "

"Hey! You guys!" Catherine, who couldn't bear it, shouted: "We are a holy place for alcoholics who are addicted to alcohol! Go back to me if you're not interested in me!"

As she spoke, Katherine deliberately exposed her shoulders, winked and blew a kiss.

As a result, all the guests were very face-saving...and left.

After a moment of silence, Catherine came to Xiaoyu, knelt down on one knee, and said sincerely, "Lord Xiaoyu, is it a sin to be too sexy?"

"No problem, what you have is not sexy, just disgusting (ELO)."

"Who are you calling Dr. Gallo! Do you want to marry Krillin?! You android!"

At this time, Granny Dengshi at the counter said again: "Well, but if Xiaoyu can help others and she will be happy because of it, I don't care."

"That's not good, Basang," Yin Shi put down the empty glass in his hand, turned around and continued, "I've already heard about repentance, so let me make them change their past. "

Seeing the treacherous smile on Yin Shi's face, Jiang Cheng casually pressed Yin Shi's head on the counter.

Bang! !

"No, leave it to me. I've been taking care of the money every month... No, no, anyway, leave this kind of thing to me."

"You bastard!" Yin Shi gritted his teeth, "But I thought of it first!"

"No, I actually thought of it earlier than you, but you were the first to speak, three minutes before you thought of this kind of thing."

"No, I'm three minutes ahead of you!"

"No, I'll be sooner! Just look at my head!"

"You bastard, apologize for my natural roll!"

"No, you have to apologize to the natural rolls, to the natural rolls all over the world! Saying that you are "not worthy of the natural rolls to shame you" or something! "

Looking at Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi who were arguing for some reason, all of Xin Ba Ha were expressionless.

Mother-in-law Dengshi sighed softly: "Yalieyalie, the faces of men arguing over women are really... I miss my youth a bit."

Xin Ba Hao silently replied: "No, although I don't know what the reason is, it definitely won't be because of that."

"But then again, the timing of that thing will be affected by the hairstyle." Granny Denise nodded and continued.

Xin Ba Haw replied again: "That is definitely a rumor, that is definitely your misunderstanding!"

……

Then the time came to the next day.

Looking at the small confession room built out of cardboard boxes in the small alley between Dengshi Tavern and the house next door, Xiaoyu asked in confusion, "Excuse me, two adults, what is this?"

"My cash cow." Jiang Cheng blurted out, but as soon as he finished speaking, Yin Shi, who was beside him, smashed his head heavily with his fist.

"It hurts! What are you doing!" Jiang Chengbai shouted, "Do you want to fight?! Smelly natural roll!"

"Because you're an idiot." Yin Shi replied irritably, then cleared his throat and said to Xiaoyu, "Anyway, be happy, this is your shop, and you will be here from now on. Listen to people's confessions."

Looking at the cardboard box labeled "Robot Girl Confession Room" outside the confession room was written "1,000 yuan a time! Do you want to repent of your wrongs? Complete privacy protection! All confessions heard will be deleted from the record!" sign, Xiaoyu said: "Do you want me to open the door to do business? But I can't collect money."

"What did you say?" Jiang Cheng retorted with a frown, "Women can't say such frivolous words easily! If they don't charge money, they won't be taken seriously! And they will attract strange people, maybe even more. Men who carry all kinds of viruses! Are you right? Silver time!"

"To you!" Yin Shi slapped Jiang Cheng's head with a fist again, "What kind of business are you talking about? After staying in Yoshihara for a long time, you can only think of that kind of business?! "

"That kind of business... Xiaoyu shouldn't be able to do it." Xiaoyu said, "Although it's reluctant to cooperate with the sound, but the high-temperature device in the body will directly burn the [beep-]."

"I said it's not that kind of business anymore!" Yin Shi twitched the corners of his mouth and complained, "Is it such a dangerous thing to say to you [beep-]?"

"That mouth?" Jiang Cheng asked with a serious expression.

"Aren't you going to be able to live if you don't say dirty jokes?" Yin Shi hammered Jiang Cheng's head again and shouted angrily.

"The mouth...there is a very sharp metal." Xiaoyu replied, "After all, occasionally you need to use your mouth to process the ingredients first."

"It always feels very dangerous." Jiang Cheng murmured, "Then forget it, just provide bathing services."

"Xiaoyu understands~IndoMTL.com~ Xiaoyu nodded.

"You don't need to understand that kind of thing!" Yin Shi continued frantically, "It's said that it's not that kind of business! It's just an ordinary confessional!"

"A confession room?" Jiang Cheng slowly analyzed with his chin up, "Is there really going to be a problem?"

"Ah, it's your head, kill me immediately!"

……

After a lot of trouble between the two, Yin Shi said again: "In short, it doesn't matter. 20% of the profits will be used by the old lady as money, and the remaining 80% will be given to me as assistance fees..."

"Just leave it to me." Jiang Cheng took a step forward and said when he grabbed the silver.

"No, then there are other problems." Xiaoyu said.

Yin Shi burst into blue veins and shouted: "Hey! There should be a limit to greed, right! Why is 80% all with you! The first thing that comes to mind is me, so 50% belongs to me! The remaining 30%... You and Xiaoyu are evenly divided!"

Jiang Cheng retorted without hesitation: "No, the first thing that came to my mind was actually me, then I'll take a loss and take 7.5% of the price, and Xiaoyu will decide the remaining 0.5% of the deal." /

"That..." Xiaoyu wanted to say something.

"It's okay, it's okay," Yin Shi said casually, "We just want to help you realize your dream of helping others."

"Don't you... don't think of me as a father?" Jiang Cheng raised his head gently and said with a smile: "As a parent, for the child's dream, what grievance can't you bear?"

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