Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 687: : Amen!

On the river bank under the setting sun, Xin Baji, who was squatting on the ground with his knees hugged, was staring blankly at the distant sunset with his eyes full of loss and godlessness.

In the end, the crow's cry from nowhere brought Xin Baji's wandering thoughts back.

【Father...Father, the nirvana that you have spent your entire life thinking of, feels as if anyone can master it. It is obviously a single pass...]

Thinking of this, Xin Baji groped for the scroll from his cuff and slowly opened it.

[But everyone feels that it is easy to master casually, why not make it more difficult? Is a nirvana that anyone can use is a nirvana? I thought it was a nirvana that only I could use, but...]

Thinking of this, Xin Baji couldn't control his emotions anymore, and while standing up, he clenched the scroll in his hand, and gradually showed a bit of unbearable expression on his face.

"With this nirvana... I can't protect my father's dojo!"

After that, Xin Baji raised his hand and wanted to throw the scroll in his hand, but at this moment, the scroll opened with a crash.

Because of this, Xin Baji saw the text behind the special move command that he hadn't seen before.

[If you have learned this move, it will be the designated place for departure——]

Xin Baji opened his eyes wide, with a look of incredulity on his face: [There is... there is a follow-up! ! 】

On the scroll: [This will be a harsh journey, maybe you will want to give up, or make you fail. But no matter how bumpy the road ahead is, as long as you have this nirvana, you can overcome everything! Then...

At the end of this long journey, you will definitely be able to find two kinds of fruits that hold the key to the profound truth, cocoa and Hawaiian macadamia! Just mix the two for the ultimate sweet treat that no one can resist! Using this as bait, taking advantage of the enemy's unpreparedness, this is exactly—

The evil holy sword dances fiercely, stepping on the ever-dark thunder god, especially the miraculous super-plumber brothers No. 】

…

Looking at the three disciples (tramps) with toothpicks in their mouths, Xin Baji silently said, "I will give you chocolates next week, so be sure to come."

Similarly, just like last week, after spitting on Xin Baji's glasses with a look of disdain, the three homeless men turned and left.

Yinshi, who leaned against the door and folded his arms, witnessed all this with peas eyes, said silently: "It really is father and son."

Kagura who also folded her hands and squinted her peasy eyes, although she didn't nod, her expression already proved everything.

"Maybe it's really like that..." Jiang Cheng, who didn't know when he came, closed his eyes and smiled softly, "Whether it's a father or a son, they are really the same. "

"You still dare to come again." Yin Shi glanced at Jiang Cheng who was at the side, and replied with the corner of his mouth curled up, "Be careful that A Miao will beat you out."

"Hahaha, thanks to Lord Jiubingwei." Jiang Cheng smiled and said, "But having said that, that nirvana is really powerful!"

"I said it has nothing to do with the nirvana! It's just because you are an idiot!"

Jiang Cheng nodded and continued to himself: "Sure enough... the swordsmanship in the dojo is different from the one we learned by ourselves. I didn't expect there to be such a thing as nirvana."

"I said it has nothing to do with nirvana!"

"However...I don't like things that I have seen stubbornly." As he spoke, Jiang Cheng looked at Qingta who was silently waving the sword in his hand from the beginning to the end, and continued softly: "After all ...There are too many things that have been subconsciously ignored, whether it is that father or Shin Hachi-kun, they don't seem to notice it."

Following Jiang Cheng's line of sight to look at Yin Shi, after seeing Qingta who gritted her teeth seriously and sweated but still swung the sword once and for all, she was stunned for no reason. Because at a certain moment, Gintoki saw the combined figure of Haruta and Omiichi and... the combined figure of a certain uncle and Shin Hachi at this time.

"Hmph, maybe it's really like that." Yinshi snorted softly.

Jiang Cheng replied: "But in my opinion, Xinbaji is better than that father."

"Would you like to take a gamble?"

"Depending on your gambling luck?" After saying this casually, Jiang Cheng turned around directly, waved his hands and said, "It seems that A Miao discovered it, goodbye."

Looking at Jiang Cheng who was leaving slowly, Yinshi stared at the dead fish eyes with no motivation, and said nothing, but... at this moment, Yinshi suddenly heard the voice of Xin Baji behind him...

"Qingta, that's not right! The axis of your body is unstable! You have to swing your sword like this! Watch it!"

"Ah, you are so annoying, new brother. You should hurry up and replenish Hawaiian macadamia nuts."

"Huh? What's your attitude!"

"You are the one! Don't put on a condescending attitude, it will make people feel uncomfortable!"

"Want to fight?! Brat!"

"No, no interest."

Looking at the two people who were facing each other, Gintoki shrugged his shoulders, and sighed softly: "That's right, my gambling luck...is as bad as ever."

(This article, end.)

…

One night, Kabukicho, a small shop in Toshi.

"Human beings are creatures that make mistakes, but at the same time, human beings are also creatures that repent of their mistakes and continue to grow."

Hearing this, the uncle sitting opposite Xiaoyu wiped his tears and said gratefully: "Xiaoyu sauce... I will sincerely apologize! Thank you for listening to my confession!"

"You're welcome." Xiaoyu shook her head lightly, "Treasure your wife well."

At this time, for some reason, the men in the long line behind the uncle expressed their dissatisfaction.

"Hey! Yosaku! Get out of the way if you're done!"

"There is a long queue behind!"

"Xiaoyujiang! Next, please listen to my confession!"

"Don't you just want to talk to Xiaoyu sauce?"

"Aren't you the same?"

…

Listening to the quarrels of the men, Yin Shi, who was sitting at the front desk, frowned and said, "Hey, what's going on?"

"Is this a program for intimate big sisters?" Xin Baji wondered.

Kagura, who was chomping at the rice, muttered, "This is more like a confession room, Aru."

Jiang Cheng, who was sitting at the counter, said casually: "When it comes to taverns, isn't it just a place to complain? Don't worry, don't worry."

"No, it can't be called an ordinary complaint anymore." The mother-in-law Dengshi at the counter took a puff of cigarette lightly, shook her head and said slowly: "In the beginning, I just listened to those drunks complaining, Maybe it's because the other party is a robot, so I feel more relaxed talking to her, now I don't know if my place is a snack bar or a church."

Xin Baji smiled and said: "But it's also a blessing, so the guests will continue to flow?"

"But in the end, everyone ran to repent first instead of drinking." Granny Dengshi looked helpless, "There are even guys who repent and say "never drink again". "

"Hey! You guys!" Catherine couldn't stand it and yelled loudly: "We are a holy place for drunken and sex-loving weirdos! Go back to anyone who is not interested in me!"

As she spoke, Catherine deliberately exposed her shoulders, winked and blew a kiss.

As a result, all the guests were very face-saving... and left.

After a moment of silence, Catherine came to Xiaoyu, knelt down on one knee, and asked sincerely: "Master Xiaoyu, is being too **** a sin?"

"No problem, what you have is not sexy, it's just disgusting (ELO)."

"Who are you calling Dr. Gallo! Do you want to marry Klein?! You artificial human!"

At this time, the mother-in-law Dengshi at the counter said again: "Well, but if Xiaoyu can help others and feel happy because of it, I don't care."

"This can't be done, Basang," Yin Shi put down the empty wine glass in his hand, turned around and continued, "I've heard about the confession, let me make them change their ways. "

Looking at the treacherous smile on Yinshi's face, Jiang Cheng casually pressed Yinshi's head on the counter.

Bang! !

"No, leave it to me, take care of the money every month... no, no, in short, leave this kind of thing to me."

"You bastard!" Yin Shi gritted his teeth, "But I thought of it first!"

"No, actually I thought of it earlier than you, but you just spoke first, three minutes earlier than you thought of this kind of thing."

"No, I'm only three minutes ahead of you!"

"No, I want it sooner! Just look at your head and you'll understand!"

"You bastard, apologize for my natural curls!"

"No, you have to apologize to the natural curls, to the natural curls all over the world! Saying that I "do not deserve natural curls at all will embarrass you" or something! "

Watching Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi who were quarreling for some reason, the members of Xin Ba Ji were all expressionless.

Grandma Dengshi sighed with emotion softly: "Ah, ah, ah, men are really arguing about women... I kind of miss when I was young."

Xin Baji silently replied: "No, although I don't know what the reason is, it definitely can't be because of that."

"But having said that, the timing of that thing will be affected by the hairstyle." Granny Dengshi nodded and continued.

Xin Baji replied again: "That's definitely a rumor, that's definitely because you misunderstood it!"

…

Then the time came to the next day.

Looking at the small confessional room built out of cardboard boxes in the small alley between Dengshi Bistro and the house next door, Xiaoyu asked suspiciously, "Excuse me, my lords, what is this?"

"My cash cow." Jiang Cheng blurted out, but just as he finished speaking, Yin Shi who was beside him hit his head hard with his fist.

"It hurts! What are you doing!" Jiang Chengbai yelled, "Do you want to fight?! Smelly natural roll!"

"Because you're an idiot." Yinshi replied angrily, then cleared his throat and said to Xiaoyu seriously: "Anyway, please be happy, this is your shop, and you will be here from now on Listen to people's confessions."

Looking at the carton confession room marked "Machine Girl Confession Room", it says "1,000 yuan at a time! Do you want to repent for your mistakes? Complete privacy protection! All confessions you hear will be deleted from the record!" Sign, Xiaoyu said: "Do you want me to open the door for business? But I can't collect money."

"What are you talking about?" Jiang Cheng frowned and retorted, "Women can't say such frivolous things easily! If you don't charge money, you won't be taken seriously! And it will attract strange people, and maybe you will still be hurt." A man who can carry all kinds of viruses! Are you right? Silver time!"

"For your size!" Yin Shi punched Jiang Cheng's head again angrily, "What kind of business are you talking about? After staying in Yoshiwara for a long time, you can only think of that kind of business?! "

"That kind of business... Xiaoyu should not be able to do it." Xiaoyu said, "Although it is barely possible to cooperate with the sound, but the high-temperature device in the body will directly burn [beep--]."

"I said it's not that kind of business anymore!" Yin Shi twitched the corners of his mouth and complained, "Is it so dangerous to talk to you [beep——]?"

"That mouth?" Jiang Cheng asked with a serious expression.

"You can't live if you don't talk about dirty jokes?" Yin Shi hit Jiang Cheng's head again and shouted angrily.

"The mouth...has very sharp metal." Xiaoyu replied, "After all, occasionally you need to use your mouth to process ingredients first."

"I always feel very dangerous." Jiang Cheng murmured, "Then forget it, just provide bathing services."

"Xiaoyu understands." Xiaoyu nodded.

"You don't need to understand that kind of thing!" Yinshi went on frantically, "I told you it's not that kind of business anymore! It's just an ordinary confessional room!"

"A confession room?" Jiang Cheng analyzed slowly with his chin propped up, "Is there really going to be a trick?"

"Ah, this is your head, kill me immediately!"

…

After a lot of fuss between the two, Yinshi spoke again: "Anyway, it's okay. 20% of the profit will be given to the old woman as a house money, and the remaining 80% will be given to me as an assistance fee..."

"Leave it to me~IndoMTL.com~Jiang Cheng grabbed Yinshi, took a step forward and said.

"No, then there are other problems." Xiaoyu said.

Yinshi yelled with bursting veins, "Hey! There should be a limit to greed, right? Why are you with 80% of it! The first thing that comes to mind is me, so 50% belongs to me! The remaining 30%... You and Xiaoyu have an equal share!"

Jiang Cheng retorted without hesitation: "No, I was the one who thought of it first, so I'll take a 7.50% loss, and leave the remaining 0.50% to Xiaoyu to decide." /

"That..." Xiaoyu wanted to say something out loud.

"It's alright, alright," Yinshi said casually, "We just want to help you realize your dream of helping others."

"You... don't you think of me as a father?" Jiang Cheng raised his head gently, and said with a smile, "As a parent, what can't be wronged for your child's dream?"

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