Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 688: : Anonymity is important in many situations!

"Then let your daughter go into that kind of business?" Yinshi complained with a look of contempt, "How can there be such parents in the world?"

"You are so noisy!" Jiang Cheng replied angrily, and then turned to Xiaoyu again with a smile on his face: "Come on! Xiaoyu! I have known since I was a child that as long as you work hard, nothing can be difficult for you." Your child! Do it boldly! There is nothing you can't do!"

"No, some things cannot be forced, Master Jiang Cheng."

"Don't worry, I'll watch you behind you and cheer for you and make suggestions!" Jiang Cheng gave a thumbs up.

"That's right!" Yinshi hurriedly took the words, pointed his thumb to himself and continued: "And we just want to help you realize your dream of helping others."

"That's right." Jiang Cheng nodded in agreement.

"In this way, those who come to repent will be redeemed," Gintoki continued self-consciously, "and you can also help others to be redeemed, and by the way, you can also solve my family's financial crisis. Isn't that great? Are you staying?"

"In the end, this is completely hopeless." Xiaoyu replied.

"That's right." Jiang Cheng nodded and closed his eyes without denying it, "Just change the last sentence to save my wallet!"

"There is no difference, Master Jiang Cheng, you are hopeless."

"It's okay, it's okay," said Jiang Cheng, putting his hand on Xiaoyu's shoulder very familiarly, turned around and walked into this so-called "Machine Girl Confession Room", "Anyway You just need to stay here, just like last night, you know those guests yesterday were very satisfied."

"Hey, can you not be so ambiguous when you speak?" Yinshi complained.

"It's fine, it's fine," Jiang Cheng waved his hands and said indifferently, "Anyway, to put it bluntly, confession is just vomiting, it doesn't matter whether you spit on the top or bottom, as long as someone picks it up. That's fine. Hurry up and start. Xiaoyu, catch it carefully."

"But..." Xiaoyu hesitated to speak.

"Don't worry, if you encounter any problems..." Jiang Cheng, who was standing behind the cardboard confession room, looked at Xiaoyu through the small hole specially reserved for only one pair of eyes and continued, "I'm still here. You are sitting in the back, please work hard!"

"Alright... alright." Xiaoyu then sat down on the stool.

"Forty percent...this is my final bottom line!" Yin Shi said in a low voice while squeezing Jiang Cheng.

"Thirty percent." Jiang Cheng replied casually.

"You guys don't get worse! Fifty percent!"

"You are the one! 20%!"

"Asshole! Who is negotiating with Papa?! Sixty percent!"

"Who stole... the cardboard box of the sunglasses last night? 10%!"

"Hey, did you steal it? Did you steal Hasegawa-san's house? You are too good! Did you steal Hasegawa-san's house for this business?!"

"It's too ugly! I just borrowed it!" Jiang Cheng argued, "But since I borrowed Sunglasses' house, I should give him some benefits..."

"That's right." Yinshi nodded.

Three seconds later, the two thought of something at the same time, and said at the same time: "Then... give him a 10% discount!"

"That... I'm sorry..." The voice of the woman who had been processed and mixed with a thick electronic sound suddenly came over.

"There will be guests coming soon!" Jiang Cheng exclaimed, squinting his eyes and looking through the gap, "And it's a woman... there are some scars on her face, but it doesn't matter, that's right... oh shit! Not bad!"

"Get out of the way, let me take a look!" Yinshi pushed Jiang Cheng into the gap.

"Is that... you really can't see your identity?" The woman sitting down asked with some uncertainty through the microphone in front of her.

It is worth mentioning that the entire confession window is only the position where the woman's eyes are below the abdomen and upwards.

Xiaoyu hurriedly replied: "Ah, don't worry about this, I can't see your face, and the sound has been processed with a special microphone."

"Ah...that's it..." The woman seemed a little embarrassed, and she cleared her throat with her hands in her hands before she spoke again: "So, anyway...can you listen to my confession a little bit?"

"Housewife?" Jiang Cheng asked suspiciously, "Why does such a housewife come to confess?"

"Perhaps it was simply betraying my husband." Yinshi replied in a low voice.

"Actually... I don't know if I made a mistake, but I feel a little sorry." The woman put down the psychological counseling and said slowly, "My but that... is a family that does nothing. Squatting scum, doing nothing but staying at home and playing games every day."

[It's really just scum. 】Jiang Cheng and Yinshi nodded at the same time and thought to themselves.

"Usually I'm the only one who works alone and is responsible for all the expenses of the family." The woman continued, "But even so, he still doesn't forget to have **** outside, and even raise a woman outside."

【What a scumbag! ] Jiang Cheng thought to himself.

[It's just like being a jerk. ] Yin Shixin thought.

"But even so, I can bear it," the woman continued, "but recently he seems to have gotten worse, completely disregarding other people's hard work, secretly taking money from my wallet to buy games, of course, he may also give it to women Send it."

[Yinshi, is there really such a jerk? ] Jiang Cheng looked at Yinshi suspiciously and asked with his eyes.

[Normal mind, normal mind, there are so many **** in this world. 】Yin Shi gently shook his head and replied with his eyes.

"Then I really couldn't bear it some time ago, so while he was sleeping..." As she spoke, the woman took out a few kunai, "I gave him a whole body acupuncture, and put him just now The very precious limited edition game I bought was taken out, and I was planning to find a recycling shop to recycle, but... I suddenly saw this on the road..."

Jiang Cheng thought to himself: [Huh? all right? Is it really okay to do acupuncture with that kind of thing? By the way, is your husband still sleeping now? Wouldn't it be eternal sleep? 】

"So, I want to ask..." As she spoke, the woman took out a game that Jiang Chengfei was familiar with, which she just bought yesterday and just played the first chapter of, and put it in her hand, " Should I go to a second-hand store to recycle it or just smash it?"

[Isn't it a confession? 】Yin Shi complained in his heart.

Jiang Cheng nodded and thought to himself: [Although he is a scumbag at home, his vision is surprisingly good. After all, even I can't help but start it. Chapter, the rest... let's continue this evening. 】

At this time, Xiaoyu turned around and looked at Jiang Cheng and Yinshi.

"This kind of thing can be done as she likes. She can smash it or recycle it and buy an urn for that kind of scum." Jiang Cheng said casually.

"After all, he is that kind of bastard, so he should smash all his games." Gintoki nodded and took the words.

Xiaoyu nodded to show that she understood, then turned her head again, closed her eyes and opened her hands and said, "God said, you can do whatever you like. You won't have any fault, and There is no need to bear any psychological burden. That kind of scum should be punished by God."

"Ah, that's it..." The woman nodded, and then smashed the game in front of her with Kunai in an instant, "After all, he is that kind of scum, so his last game was not smashed There will be no penalty for smashing the game."

[Hey? last set? ] Jiang Cheng thought to himself, [Have all other games been smashed? What can you do, this woman. 】

"And...Actually, today he seems to be looking for a woman who is raised outside." The woman put away Kunai and continued, "Is it okay to kill him directly after seeing him? Does he need to be punished? Mechanic girl... my lord .”

【Awesome, this Dana-san! 】Jiang Cheng praised in his heart, 【I have been given acupuncture by that kind of thing, and I can still find happiness with women...】

"It's fine, it's fine, you don't need to have any psychological burden if you kill that guy directly." Gintoki waved his hand and said casually, "In this way, Edo can also be a little cleaner and tidy!"

"God is very pleased," Xiaoyu said again, "I will definitely bless you and cheer for you."

"That's it, I'm relieved now." The woman nodded, then put her hands together and said "Amen", then got up, turned around and left slowly.

Jiang Chengcai said again after the woman left: "Ah, ah, I didn't expect such a scumbag to exist in this world."

"After all, there are too many people, so it's not surprising that there are some kind of scumbags." Yin Shi shrugged his shoulders, and then pointed at Jiang Cheng's back, which was covered with thorns all the way from the back of his head to his calf, and asked: " Speaking of which, are you really okay?"

"Huh?" After a doubt, Jiang Cheng turned his head and took a look, his expression darkened instantly after seeing the Kunai behind him.

"Aren't you too good? Don't you feel this kind of thing?"

"Don't think too much about it!" Jiang Cheng said while pulling out Kunai, "This is just... I feel a little sore in my back today, please ask Yueyue to do acupuncture for me! The scumbag I told that woman just now The **** has nothing to do with it! Do you understand?!"

"No, no one thinks that way." Gintoki replied blankly.

[Yes, it has absolutely nothing to do with what the woman just said. 】Jiang Cheng twitched the corner of his mouth and thought, 【My game must still be well kept at home, and then these kunai were just stuck accidentally, and have nothing to do with Yueyue at all! No, no, no, I was confused, it has nothing to do with the scum in the story just now!

Although the scars on that woman's face do look a bit like Yueyue, don't scars all look alike? There's also Oupai...it sounds similar in size, but it's all just a coincidence, right? After all... it's not a particularly rare kind of particularly large one. That's right, that's right, that's right, it can't be Yueyue!

And the point is that the woman just said that, but then, Yueyue and I don't have that kind of relationship, so it can't be me! There are also women raised outside and so on, I don't have any! At the end of the day, there is only one niece raised by Yinshi's family!

At most... plus Xiaoyu, although I don't admit it myself, but at most I can add Xiaoyu! Uh-huh! Impossible impossible! There is absolutely no way something could happen to my game! Believe in yourself! Jiang Cheng! 】

"Okay, next one." Xiaoyu shouted.

"That...sorry." A teenager walked in and sat down.

【A guest comes again. 】Yin Shi's eyes lit up,【It's all money, I didn't expect it to be so easy to earn. 】

"I hope you can give me anonymity." The boy said.

"Don't worry, I can't see your face, and the voice has been processed by a special microphone." Xiaoyu explained.

"That's great..." The boy breathed a sigh of relief, and then asked: "Then can you listen to my confession for a while?"

[About fifteen or sixteen years old,] Yinshi looked at the boy and thought indifferently, 【Well, but puberty brats are always troubled by some boring things, right? 】

"I made a very serious mistake," the boy said slowly, "I work somewhere, and the boss there is a jerk."

【Well, this is a common occurrence. 】Yinshi nodded and thought in his heart.

"He's talking to people all day long, and he's always in arrears of wages. One person monopolizes the committee... project funds, stingy, suspicious, and has smelly feet."

【It is indeed a bastard, although it is not as good as the scum just now, but it is indeed a terrible bastard. 】Yin Shi commented in his heart.

The boy continued: "Then I really couldn't bear it some time ago. When I went to clean his room, I threw a mop out and accidentally smashed his most precious things. Madam Machinist, Can the sins I committed be forgiven?"

"Master Yinshi..." Xiaoyu turned around and looked at Yinshi.

"There's no need to apologize at all, this kind of **** should be destroyed." Yinshi replied casually, "Right? Jiang Cheng?"

"Indeed ~IndoMTL.com~ is comparable to that scum just now, so there is no need for this kind of **** to apologize." Jiang Cheng nodded and said.

Xiaoyu closed her eyes again and opened her hands and said, "The sky said, you have nothing to do with it, but you should punish your **** boss!"

"That's right... that's how it should be!" The young man nodded heavily, "After all, I'm always angry with him, so although it hurts a bit, this thing is broken anyway..."

Speaking, the boy fumbled out a figurine of anchor Yukino covered in tape from his cuff and put it in front of him, then raised the hammer.

"Sister Weather's figurine!" The boy raised his wooden hammer and slammed it hard, "It's so old, it's so disgusting! This is God's punishment!!"

Sister Weather... broke in response.

"Thank you for listening to my confession, Amen." The boy thanked, then got up, turned around and left slowly.

"Amen." Xiaoyu also folded her hands and prayed.

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