Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 689: : To be included in textbooks is something to be proud of!

Looking at the figurine of Sister Weather that was smashed into several pieces, Gintoki blinked and asked tentatively, "That... what is that?"

"Trash, right?" Jiang Cheng replied casually.

Xiaoyu shook his head: "No, it seems to be a figure of the anchor Yuye."

"Ah...is that so, although this boss is quite an asshole, he has a good interest." Yin Shi forcibly pulled the corner of his mouth.

"What's not a bad hobby?" Jiang Cheng showed a weird expression, curled the corner of his mouth and said, "It's obviously a very strange hobby, right?"

"And you know what the anchor Yuye is about!" Gintoki shouted angrily.

"No, Oupai is too small, her face is just like that, her personality...is very bad, and she's a second-hand product." Jiang Cheng replied naturally, "No matter how you look at it, anyone who likes this kind of woman is an idiot. "

"Master Jiang Cheng, please don't forget that Lord Yinshi is an idiot." Xiaoyu answered in a timely manner.

Jiang Cheng smiled and apologized: "Sorry, Yinshi, I almost forgot this precondition. I apologize to you."

"I'll kill you two, believe it or not?!" Yinshi frowned, roared with white eyes, and then said to Xiaoyu: "That's enough, let's continue according to the state just now! Hurry up!"

"Okay." Xiaoyu nodded, and then shouted to the window in front of her: "Is the next one here?"

"That..." A girl wearing some kind of religious attire sat down in front of the window, and said slowly, "Actually, I was married to the earth from a distant universe, but my husband is an asshole." Little whore, doesn't work well, and the family has no source of income, stingy, suspicious, smells like feet and shit."

"Hey," Yin Shi pulled Jiang Cheng aside and asked in a low voice, "Isn't this the **** boss just now? It must be the **** boss, right?"

"Ah?" Jiang Cheng was puzzled, and then replied: "No, no, Yinshi, that one just now was the **** boss, and this one is the **** little bitch, it's different."

"The last time I was really angry, I scribbled on his face while he was asleep," the female believer continued, "The mop suddenly flew over."

"This is the mop just now, right?" Yin Shi pointed to the small window and said to Jiang Cheng, "Sure enough, that **** boss just now was a **** little bitch, right?"

"Calm down, Yinshi." Jiang Cheng comforted, "You must know that a mop may suddenly fly over to anyone's house, and my house also has Kunai who often fly over suddenly. It's basically the same. .”

"It's the same size as you! Only your house will have something like a sudden flying kunai!"

The female believer continued: "After I broke the mop, half of the pole was inserted into the figure, and the other half was inserted into the **** little bitch."

Yinshi asked Xiang Jiang Cheng in a low voice: "Hey? Are you okay? Is it okay for the **** little **** to hit him?"

"But he didn't notice, he was sleeping all the time, so he let him go."

"No, this shouldn't be eternal sleep, right?" Yin Shi pointed to the window and continued to Jiang Cheng.

"Calm down, at a time like this..." As he spoke, Jiang Cheng put his hands together and closed his eyes, "Amen."

Yinshi said: "Although it is suitable for this kind of situation, is there something wrong?"

"Master Machina, can my sins be forgiven?" the female believer put her hands together and asked.

Xiaoyu turned around and asked, "Is this a murder?"

"No, it's not!" Yinshi narrowed his eyes slightly, and replied with a serious expression: "This is just kicking the **** on the ground to the side of the road, so that the streets of Edo can be a little cleaner and tidy. .”

The understanding Xiaoyu closed her eyes again and put her hands together: "God is very pleased, and will bless you."

"Really?" There was a hint of joy in the voice of the female believer, "He's still being impaled by a mop, is that okay?"

"It's okay, it's okay, just let it go, this is what he's carrying..." Yinshi raised his eyebrows and said indifferently, but the next moment he suddenly noticed the half of his buttocks inserted Mop, his expression suddenly froze, "...the cross."

"Ah, that's great, Amen." Saying that, the female believer left her seat and left the confessional with a relaxed and happy mood.

At this moment, Jiang Cheng suddenly noticed something, looked at the dark-faced Yin Shi and asked, "Hey, what's wrong with you? Are you okay?"

"Ah? What?" Yin Shi, who had already secretly pulled out the mop and hid it behind him, asked in a cold sweat, "It's okay, I'm completely fine."

"Hey? Is the chrysanthemum all right?" Jiang Cheng continued to ask.

"It's all right! It's very smooth this morning! Hemorrhoids and constipation don't exist at all!"

"Really?" Jiang Cheng looked puzzled, and then pointed behind Yinshi, "But is it really okay to have a mop stuck there?"

"Huh? A mop!" Yin Shi was startled.

"Master Yinshi," Xiaoyu said at this time, "When I saw you today, I found out that you were penetrated. I was still thinking about whether to complain, because you have been penetrated very deeply."

"Hey? Is that so?" Yinshi asked with evasive eyes, cold sweat dripping down his face.

"But because Mr. Jiang Cheng, who also discovered it, didn't complain, so I didn't complain either."

"Yeah." Jiang Cheng nodded.

"Ahaha, you are talking about this, right?" Yin Shi took out the half mop hidden behind him with a laugh, and explained with a smile: "This is that, it's not inserted in." Yes, it came out of the chrysanthemum."

As he spoke, Yinshi rubbed the back of his head again and started laughing: "I accidentally ate it as fried noodles yesterday, ahahaha..."

"So that's the case." Xiaoyu nodded her head to express her understanding.

"Yes! Don't misunderstand the two of you!" Yinshi nodded quickly, and then reminded very solemnly: "I said you two, this is not the mop that appeared in the confession just now, and that It has nothing to do with it!"

"Of course I know that kind of thing." Xiaoyu replied.

"Why are you so flustered?" Jiang Cheng half-closed his eyes with a look of disdain.

"It's up to you! There is no road race!" Yin Shibai shouted, and then comforted himself in his heart: 【Yes, it doesn't matter! Everyone loves the anchor Yuye! The same goes for the mop, everyone will accidentally insert it into the chrysanthemum once or twice! There must be times when this idiot will be inserted into that kind of place by Kunai!

So it is absolutely impossible to be the two of them. Although the chin does give people a feeling of deja vu, but the human chin is similar except for Inoki! It's fine! My anchor Yuye is sure to be safe and sound! My chrysanthemum must be safe and sound! I think too much! I must have thought too much! 】

Just after comforting himself in his heart, Gintoki suddenly heard the voice of Kagura coming from the alley behind him.

"Hey? Haven't you found your little uncle yet, Alu? Yueyue?"

Kagura, who was holding the believer's costume that had just been taken off, asked Yueyong who had just met.

"Ah," Yue Yong responded with a light nod, and then replied flatly: "But...the shooting permit has just been obtained in the confession room, and you are allowed to shoot directly when you see it."

【If...is it really you? ! Yueyue——! ! 】Jiang Cheng clenched his fist and thought in his heart,【Speaking of which, what is the permit to shoot! What the **** are you doing in the confessional! 】

"Hello." Yin Shi patted Jiang Cheng's shoulder, then directly grabbed Jiang Cheng's clothes, and threw Jiang Cheng out with all his strength.

"You bastard!" Jiang Cheng in the air cursed angrily, and then... nothing.

Hearing the whistling sound of Kunai breaking through the air, Jiang Cheng's screams and the final rustling sound that seemed to be dragging the corpse, Yinshi folded his hands and said silently...

"Amen."

[Great, this way, the share will be nothing to him, okay, forget about what happened just now, change your mood and continue to make money is the right way! It's really easy to make so much money with so many guests coming in such a short period of time, hehe, lucky and lucky! 】

Before he finished laughing, Yinshi suddenly noticed that the next guest's hairy chin...was too familiar...

…

The next day, in the morning.

Yoshihara.

Pumba! !

"I'm talking about you, why did you smash all my games!" Jiang Cheng who was on the dining table smashed the dining table heavily, and shouted angrily, "Give me some moderation! Damn women! Those I’m tired of playing the old one, forget it, I’ve only played the first chapter of the new one! Have you thought about the game?!”

"Are you still in the mood for the game?" Haruta twitched her eyes and complained.

"Don't underestimate the game! Brat!" Jiang Cheng spittled, then folded his hands, closed his eyes and hummed softly, "Then let's use a woman as a metaphor for the game. Yesterday’s game is like a woman, so just playing the first chapter is equivalent to just doing the foreplay, and then it’s the real deal! The fun is in the back! But that’s what you say. A brat won’t understand.”

Ri Lun squinted his eyes and said with a smile: "In other words, every game is a completely different woman."

"That's right, that's right," Jiang Cheng nodded, and then continued on his own: "You must know that the gc of each game is different, and the requirements for meeting the gc plot are also different. The gc plot is different in the game. The time is different, and this point is similar to that of women."

Ri Lun smiled and praised: "You are really a scumbag, Jiang Chengsang. According to your remarks, you can just throw away the game (women) you are tired of playing?"

"What stupid words are you talking about?" Jiang Cheng was surprised, then waved his hands, "No, I usually take games that I'm tired of playing to second-hand stores to recycle."

Qingta twitched the corner of her mouth and said, "I always feel...very pitiful. I'm tired of being played and sold to Yoshiwara or something."

"Yoshihara? What are you talking about? Is Yoshihara a shop that recycles second-hand games?" Jiang Cheng was puzzled, but then he suddenly realized that he raised his index finger and said, "Oh! So that's the case It turns out that the sun wheel and the moon feel that they are second-hand..."

Whoosh!

Poof!

呲——

Looking at Jiang Cheng who was lying on the table and still spraying blood, several black lines slowly appeared on Qingta's forehead, but before she had time to complain, she was suddenly attracted by a piece of news on the TV nearby.

"Please look at today's headline news. His Majesty Tokugawa Shigemo, the great general who conquered the barbarians, disappeared yesterday and his whereabouts are unknown. There has been a private visit by His Majesty Momomo before, and the senior officer of the Matsudaira Katakurigo Police Department who assisted in this matter, He still denies all his connection with the case. He insisted that all of this was committed by the criminal suspect Sakata Gintoki who was detained for obstructing the execution of official duties.”

"Oh! Yinsang... Yinsang, he actually killed the general!" Tai Qing exclaimed, her eyes full of little stars, and then she pointed to the TV and said, "Mom! Sister Yueyong! Brother Jiang Cheng, hurry up!" Look! That Yinsang did such a big thing! It’s amazing! It’s completely different from a certain nit!"

"That's right," Rilun narrowed his eyes and said with a smile, "men will grow up, but I didn't expect Yinsang to grow to this level, I was really shocked."

Yueyong nodded silently: "Indeed, it's completely different from a certain Nite who hasn't grown up in almost 700 chapters."

"Hey, can this really be called growth?" The revived Jiang Cheng complained silently, "Is there something wrong?"

"Of course, it's such a big deal after all." Qingtai nodded and said, and then showed some emotion, "Yeah, it seems that we will be able to see new things in textbooks soon. Sang’s name is already there. I’m really envious.”

"Hey, is this kind of thing really enviable?" Jiang Cheng complained again, "Is it really enviable because this kind of thing is written in the textbook? Is your head okay? Are you really okay? Qingtai Jun?"

"No matter what the reason is, it's great to write it into the textbook." Qingtai pouted and replied, "On the other hand, Jiang Chengsang, you have nothing worth writing in the textbook at all, it's not worth it at all. Mention it!"

"No comparison, no comparison." Yue Yong shook her head and sighed softly.

"Hello!" Jiang Cheng reminded.

Ri Lun smiled and said: "I'm sorry, Jiang Chengsang, don't be discouraged. There is no comparison between people, so please don't take it to heart. Hey~"

Jiang Cheng replied silently: "No~IndoMTL.com~Although you are indeed comforting me, but your statement is true and it makes me a little upset. And why did you sigh at the end? Why did you sigh?"

"That's enough, Jiang Chengsang, Nite...Just Nite."

Jiang Cheng frowned directly: "Why are you looking at me with that kind of pity-filled eyes! Did you do it on purpose? You definitely did it on purpose?! Bastards!!"

"Rilun, stop talking." Yue Yong glanced at Rilun and said aloud.

"Hey! You guys give me enough time to stop!!!"

…

morning.

Jiang Cheng, holding the game he just bought, saw a group of strange guys lying on the bank of the river...

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