Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 69: :JUSTWE IS JUSTWE! Neither is great…

"You too," Yue Yong said, leaning against the wall, took out his cigarette stick, took a sip, and looked at the distant sky.

"Hey, can the two of you stop doing this!" Xin Baha said with a dark face, "It's exactly the same as a group of married women who get together to complain about their husbands! Miss Yueyong, forget it, this old woman. What's going on!"

"Hey! Your four eyes are really bad!" Granny Denshi shouted.

"Who would marry an unreliable man who only stays at home and plays games, or suddenly disappears for two weeks, don't talk nonsense!" Yueyong retorted.

"That's right, my silver-haired natural curly hair is about the same..." Granny Denshi replied.

"Hey! It's more like now than before!"

"Speaking of which, the location of those two idiots has already been found," Yueyong took out a folded piece of paper and handed it to Xin Baji.

Xin Ba Ha looked at the two pieces of paper handed in front of him, fell into deep thought, and couldn't calm down for a long time, but finally, Xin Ba Ha raised his head, looked at Granny Denshi and said, "I will give Kagura a message. To keep your relationship with Yin Sang a secret..."

"Hey! You are too popular!" Granny Dengshi threw the piece of paper she took out on Xin Bazhu's head, "Who would talk to that kind of unreliable man? Get married! Unless my brain burns badly!"

"This condition has been fulfilled! This face has already been splashed with sulfuric acid!" Shin Baha retorted.

"Whose face was splashed with acid! Do you want to die? You four-eyed virgin!"

Ignoring the quarrel between the two, Yueyong glanced in the direction of the Master's House, turned and left.

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The factory manager looked at the virgin man in front of him who had no features at all, then looked at the resume in his hand, and asked aloud: "Yamazaki...what is the word behind it?"

"Retreat, Yamazaki retreat!" Yamazaki replied.

[Yes, I'm from the government's armed organization, the Shinsengumi...] Yamazaki was stopped by a writer who threw himself on the street before he could think about it.

The author: Please compress your memory troubles into five words or less.

[Huh? ! 】Yamazaki thought and started his memories again, 【I'm an undercover agent! ]

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The factory manager wearing glasses led Yamazaki towards the workshop.

"Soga, it turns out that you were also laid off," the factory manager said as he walked. "Recently, the streets are full of unemployed samurai."

[Of course not being laid off, wherever I go, it shows that there is a suspicious atmosphere of events here. 】 Yamazaki thought to himself while looking around.

"I used to walk around the world with a knife on my waist." Finally, the factory manager led Yamazaki to the production workshop, and said with some emotion, "That's it now, there are many buddies here who are just like you. He's a down-and-out warrior. They're all like-minded people, let's get along well."

After speaking, the factory manager looked at all the employees who were working on the assembly line and shouted, "Everyone, a new person has joined!"

"Good!"×2

Hearing the sound, Yamazaki looked over. It didn't matter, only two familiar people appeared there...

"Huh—! Aren't you two... the boss of the Master's House and... the boss of that place?!! Why are you in such a place?!"

Having said that, Yamazaki walked in front of Yinshi and Jiang Cheng, and said in a low voice, "It's me, Yamazaki of the Shinsengumi. In fact, I sneaked in here to do a secret investigation because of some hidden feelings."

"I'm kind to tell you that these two guys have lost their memories, and the past has been forgotten." The factory manager reminded behind Yamazaki.

"Amnesia?!" Yamazaki was shocked.

"That's what happened, I'm really sorry." Yin Shi said apologetically, "You seem to be my old friend, but I can't remember it. Well, who are you from the Zhenxuan group? Can it be new?"

"Hey! I told you it was a secret investigation!" Yamazaki hurriedly stopped, "Ah, I forgot..."

"No, it's obviously called virginity, right?" Jiang Cheng frowned and raised his head.

"Ah, you're right. Anyone who sees him will think of words like [inconspicuous virginity]. He's just like his name." Gintoki nodded, noncommittal.

"Hey! Have you two really lost your memory?!!!"

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"Hey! Boy, what are you doing?!" the factory manager reprimanded in front of Yamazaki, "If you make a mistake in this kind of assembly line work, it will cause everyone to stop!"

"Private...Private Marseille..." Yamazaki replied softly with his head down.

"Do you think an apology is useful?!" the factory manager scolded, "How many times do you want me to say it! What's so difficult!" After speaking, the factory manager demonstrated it himself, "Put this on Put this on and put it here, won't it work!"

After speaking, the factory manager placed an assembled justwe on the table.

"What the **** is this doing?" Yamazaki picked up the justwe and asked, "What is this factory producing?"

"Are you an idiot?" The factory manager said naturally, "Of course we are producing justwe."

"So, I'm just asking you what this justwe is!" Yamazaki picked up the justwe and asked the factory manager.

The entire justwe is made of three parts, a red cylinder, a hemisphere with eyes and mouth painted on, and two small wooden sticks that act as arms.

"justwe is justwe! Neither violates the great nor humble!"

"It's just trash!" Yamazaki shouted, "Looking at this, there is no motivation to work at all!"

"It doesn't matter if you don't have a heart! Just do it!" After speaking, the factory manager looked at Ginshi on the other side, "Look at Sakata..."

I saw that Yinshi was assembling justwe at a fast speed, and the table next to him was already full of justwes assembled by Yinshi.

"As expected of Sakata, a batch of justwe was mass-produced in an instant!" a worker said with emotion.

"It seems that the next factory manager must be him..." The factory manager also sighed, and at the same time looked at Jiang Cheng on the other side, and rushed over without bursting out of anger.

"Hey! What are you assembling here?!"

"justAK!" Jiang Cheng raised an AK47.

"Hey! How did you use these things to assemble ak! It's too unscientific!" Yamazaki complained.

"Ah, this," Jiang Cheng said, and gave Yamazaki a demonstration, "first place the hemisphere on the cylinder, then insert two wooden sticks into the holes of the cylinder, and finally complete it with one click. ."

After speaking, Jiang Cheng held up the justak he had just completed.

"Hey! It's something else entirely! What happened at the moment of [Boom]?!" Yamazaki complained, "What happened at the moment of [Boom]?!"

"Actually, it's not just [dong], but also [click]. Many people even use [woohoo] instead, but I don't recommend it~" Jiang Cheng said seriously.

"Can you change so much by adding a tone particle?!" Yamazaki shouted.

"What have you done with the raw materials I have worked so hard to prepare?!" the factory manager scolded, "If you don't know, go ask Sakata! Obviously they entered the factory at the same time, take a look You, look at Sakata again!"

"It's annoying, uncle," Jiang Cheng waved his hand and said, "I can't get along with that guy..."

Looking at Jiang Cheng and the factory manager who were arguing, Yamazaki didn't know what to say...

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Lunch time.

After Jiang Cheng and Yinshi were dragged to the factory by Yamazaki, the reason was of course that they were worried that they would reveal their identities when they were eating.

The three of them sat on the steps, Yamazaki in the middle, and Jiang Cheng and Yinshi on either side of Yamazaki.

"Yes...I haven't caught any clues here...Yes, but it's not completely absent...like ak or something..." Yamazaki said to the other end of the phone, looking at Jiang Cheng at the same time, but he had just finished speaking , Yamazaki heard even more shocking news, "Huh! Really?! I understand! I'll be right back!"

"The two bosses, I'm going to retreat from here!" Yamazaki, who put down his phone, said to the two, "The director seems to be missing..."

"Jimmy, don't get discouraged because of that. No one can do it well at first. You have to adapt." Yin Shi said seriously.

"That's it, if you work hard, you can make what you want like me! For example, justDT and the like." Jiang Cheng said with the same serious face.

"Who are you calling Jimmy! Although I did come to do the [confidential] investigation," Yamazaki shouted, looking at Jiang Cheng, "Also, who wants to make justDT that they like! Don't do it without authorization What a strange dream to add to people! Also, the justAK you made is outrageous! How did you make it!"

"Even if you say so..." Jiang Cheng frowned slightly, when he was about to give a long speech ~IndoMTL.com~, but was stopped by Yamazaki.

"Anyway, you two better leave as soon as possible, the factory manager here is actually telling a big lie." Yamazaki continued to persuade, "On the surface, he seems to be very human, and he has been hiring low-level samurai, but listening to It is said that it is actually trying to win over the barbarians and plot to rebel and overthrow the shogunate! There are also rumors that this place is secretly producing weapons for barbarians, and they have a large number of lethal weapons and want to do terrorist activities, which is not good at all.”

"Although I said that, I have only investigated this kind of thing..." Saying this, Yamazaki sighed and took out an assembled justwe.

"This is wrong!" Jiang Cheng grabbed the justwe in an instant, disassembled and reassembled it in the blink of an eye, "I'll give you the justAK that I assembled myself, be sure to remember us. ~”

After speaking, Jiang Cheng couldn't hide his sadness, one hand brushed his face, and the other handed the ak47 in his hand to Yamazaki, "Although we have only known each other for such a short time, but... that kind of calm face With the mentality of [being a humble virgin all my life], I really... admire you! Woohoo..."

"Who do you say is destined to be virgin for life!" Yamazaki shouted, and at the same time threw the ak in his hand on the ground, "Also, why do you want me to give me such a farewell gift?!"

"No, don't think about it too complicated. If you add this, it will become [a lifetime of inconspicuous virginity with ak], and the number of words will become longer," Jiang Cheng said solemnly.

"It's just more ak! Nothing else has changed at all, hey! It's still [a lifetime of inconspicuous virginity]!" Yamazaki was so angry that he wanted to hammer Jiang Cheng, "Also! Don't assemble this kind of thing, okay? If this goes on, you will become the accomplice of that terrorist factory manager!"