Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 692: :
Latest website: Yueyong curled the corners of her lips in disdain and continued: "Then, which one would you choose, the general who is walking on the street in briefs and the perverted Quanguo wearing briefs?"
"I choose to call the police." Jiang Cheng replied silently.
"No matter how you look at it, you will choose the latter one, right?" Yue Yong frowned and replied, "Although more exposed, the general's identity has not been exposed, and his face has not been lost."
"No, I think I've lost something more important than my face or something, the basics of being a human being..."
Yue Yong supported her chin and murmured: "That kind of thing shouldn't matter much compared to the general's face, right?"
"I think that face is the least worth mentioning thing," Jiang Cheng waved his hand and continued casually, "The guy who is obsessed with that kind of thing is the saddest creature."
Yueyong replied casually, "So you've become a squatted squatter?"
"Ahahaha, Yueyue, are you making fun of me?" Jiang Cheng smiled indifferently, and then showed a serious expression, clenched his fists and shouted, "It is said that squatting at home is a derogatory term. I have never accepted this! If I had to say it, squatting at home, office worker, and nit, these are all words of the same level!!"
"You're the only one in the world who thinks this way." Yue Yong frowned and complained, then took a sip of his cigarette again and changed the subject: "But then again, that general is actually in this kind of situation. Always have the heart to run out and play.”
"What time?" Jiang Cheng asked without looking back.
"The current shogunate is not the previous shogunate," Yue Yong replied softly, "even in Yoshihara, you can get some general trends of the shogunate from the mouths of those high-ranking shogunate officials. The current shogunate...but Not at all calm, General...probably has become a real puppet.
His power has become the bottom of the shogunate. I heard that the Hitchibashi faction has also experienced something, and his strength has also been reduced to a freezing point. Young Master, now you have a dark face all day. The intricate forms, the various alliances of intrigue, the subordinates who are eager to move, the flattery and perfunctory that hides the knife in the smile, the calm on the surface but the trigger, the generals and so on... It's really not easy. "
Jiang Cheng smiled casually: "When did you become interested in these things, Yueyue?"
"Just hearsay."
"That's it..." After saying this casually, Jiang Cheng suddenly thought of something and said with a smile: "Speaking of which, Yueyue, you are also the leader of Baihua, do you have any leader experience? For example ...you have to keep aloof at all times, you can't be caught as a weakness, and ... you have to achieve your goals even by unscrupulous means, yes?"
"Are you an idiot?" Yue Yong glanced at Jiang Cheng strangely, "How could there be such a thing now, and after all, Baihua is just a self-defense force to protect Yoshihara, everyone just It's just for Yoshihara's sake."
"Ah, that's it."
"Then, now..." Said, Yueyong looked at the group of Miss Baihua who were staring at Jiang Cheng through the crack of the door with loving eyes, "It's just a group of idiots If it wasn't for the lack of manpower, I would like to retrain with a new group of players."
"Hahaha, I really like them." Jiang Cheng narrowed his eyes and smiled naively, "As expected, girls should be more innocent and lively."
"Jiang Cheng sama said he likes me!"
"No, it's me!"
"Get out of the way! I have the biggest breast, so it must be me!"
"Do you think others can't see it after so much padding?!"
Listening to the noise coming from outside the door, Jiang Cheng slowly got up and stretched, then smiled and shouted: "Then for the first time, Baihua's bust... physical examination, start now! Don't squeeze, Line up and come in one by one, and close the door when you come in, do you understand?!"
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Looking at Jiang Cheng who didn't know when to change into a white coat, pretending to hold a case table, and Miss Baihua who were vying to be the first place, Yueyong shook her head slightly helplessly, and then...
Ignoring Jiang Cheng, who was drenched in a pool of blood and unable to get up again, Yueyong turned and left Jiang Cheng's room while holding the cigarette pipe.
Before going out, Yueyong turned her head and glanced at the group of Baihua sisters who were crowding around Jiang Cheng, and said softly to herself with some uncertainty: "If you insist...maybe you only need one The core that everyone agrees with will not be easily overthrown, right?"
(This article, end.)
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One night, Yoshihara.
Rarely, Jiang Cheng did not stay at home, but sat in the dumpling shop on the street, chatting with Rilun and Yueyong.
"Huh? It's a festival again?" Jiang Cheng said in surprise, then waved his hand in disdain, "I'm not interested, the smell of takoyaki all over the street is disgusting. I don't want to stay for a minute. "
"That's right, but there are a lot of other fun things besides takoyaki." Hirona smiled and raised an index finger, "Like... uh... like..."
"It doesn't matter if you don't know that kind of thing," Jiang Cheng replied indifferently, "Anyway, it's just changing the kimono into a yukata and hanging out on the street. No, wait, in that sense. It's really convenient. After all, it's very troublesome to take off the kimono. As for the yukata, you only need one, or something on the bed."
"Are you just thinking about that kind of thing?" Yue Yong showed an unusually contemptuous look.
"But...if you reach the peak in one go, I always feel that something is missing." Jiang Cheng murmured while holding his chin, "In this sense, kimono is better, at least I can enjoy it in the process. The joy of overcoming obstacles or something. But... the obstacles of kimono are a bit too many, so I think yukata is better. It's really hard to choose."
"I mean, it's not good to have too many obstacles, right?" Sun Wheel asked with a smile, who was taking notes.
"Hmm." Jiang Cheng nodded.
"Why do you want to listen to an idiot so seriously?" Yue Yong complained angrily, "Why do you still remember the sun wheel!"
"No, I just want to give some suggestions for improving the service of Yoshihara's store." Hiran explained with a smile, "If Jiang Cheng-sang, who has experienced many battles, will definitely be able to make useful suggestions. "
"Yeah, that's right." Jiang Cheng folded his arms and nodded, "Don't underestimate me, Yueyue, you must know that when I travel, most of my accommodation is in various places. in various stores.”
"Is that so?" Yue Yong took out his kunai, looked down at Jiang Cheng coldly, and said, "Then, I'll charge you some interest for those women you owe debts. Get ready. Is it? Scumbag?"
"Why do you know..." Jiang Cheng blurted out subconsciously, but then quickly changed his words: "No, wait! I've never done that kind of thing before! I've dealt with IOUs well!"
"Wash! Scum!!"
"Ah ah ah ah ah...!!"
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At the festival full of octopus flavor, one of Jiang Cheng's most hated, listen to the laughter of goblins, the laughter of couples coming and going, and the shouts of stall owners on the roadside.
Jiang Cheng, who was holding the sun wheel in a yukata in a princess hug, squinted Doudou's eyes and asked, "I said...isn't something wrong?"
"What's wrong?" Sun Wheel asked with a smile.
"No, although it is for you who have been living underground to enjoy the festival, although everyone changed into yukatas, and although it is true that they came to the festival, but...why is this form? Why am I holding you? ?"
"Isn't it because you two broke my wheel while you were making a fuss?" Sun Wheel smiled and held up an index finger and continued.
Hearing the sound, Yueyong, who was also wearing a serious bathrobe, turned her face away silently.
"So it has nothing to do with me, right?" Jiang Cheng continued with squinting eyes, "It's all the woman's fault, right? It has nothing to do with me, right? Why is it me who is at fault? Why does the protagonist want to Carrying such an elderly woman to the festival..."
"Ara~ The takoyaki at the festival is really different from what I usually eat~" Hiran held the takoyaki with a smile and continued, "How is it? Is it delicious? Jiang Cheng-sang?"
"Bah!!" Jiang Cheng hurriedly turned his head and spit out the takoyaki stuffed in his mouth, "Hey! Give me enough time! Eating this kind of thing is the same as holding such an oiran. In my eyes, it's just as annoying as an old and unattractive Baba!"
"I'll have a live octopus too~" Hiron said with a smile to the shop owner, and then stuffed the live octopus he got into Jiang Cheng's mouth.
"Bah, Bah! Believe it or not! Baba!"
"Ah!" Sun Lun suddenly made such a sound, and then quickly covered his mouth, blushing and said in a low voice, "Jiang Chengsang, it's just like this on the street... it's so bold... …”
"Hey, where are you touching?" Yue Yong's eyes turned cold.
"Idiot?! Do you believe everything this woman says?!" Jiang Cheng frowned, "I don't have the slightest interest in this old woman!"
"Yeah! Again..." The sun wheel covered his mouth and exclaimed, but then turned his face away and apologized in a low voice: "I'm sorry, I will endure it... But don't be too bold, after all, people So much..."
Hearing the sound, the blue veins on Jiang Cheng's forehead popped out one after another, gritted his teeth, and reminded in a low voice: "Hey, you give me enough time, stinky old woman, I told you..."
"Yeah! There!"
"Hey-!!"
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"Really, how could anyone go to a festival like this?" Jiang Cheng pouted his lips in disdain as he walked, "No matter how you look at it, it's weird, right? Passers-by think it's weird, and they all look at it with weird eyes. Where are we?"
"God~" Sun Lun covered his face and smiled, "I thought Jiang Chengsang wouldn't care about this kind of thing, such as other people's strange eyes or something."
"What are you talking about? Of course I don't mind that kind of thing." Jiang Cheng replied casually, and then showed a serious expression on his face, "I just feel that if people think I have something strange xp or something Yes, that's bad."
"Yeah~! Jiang Cheng-sang, you are really~~~~!!" Hiron covered his face and shouted, "It's impossible to say it!"
"Hey! You are a guy!!" Jiang Cheng shouted frantically, "Hey! Yueyue! It's your turn! Switch! Switch!"
"It's true," said the sun wheel with a nod. "It's indeed time, so let's change the month and month."
"Ah, I don't care." Yueyong said casually, with a look of indifference.
Hearing the sound, Sun Wheel smiled and raised an index finger: "Then..."
……
Two minutes later, the sun wheel sitting on the wheelchair I didn't know where I got it, looked at Jiang Cheng, who was holding Yueyong in a princess hug, and said with a smile: "Well, the replacement has been completed. ."
"What kind of transformation is this!!!" Jiang Cheng, who had come to his senses, directly frowned, "I said that it was Yueyue's turn... No, wait, where did you get the wheelchair! There is that kind of wheelchair. If so, take it out as soon as possible!"
"Hey, you bastard, touch..." Yueyong, who finally came to her senses, blushed completely in an instant, and her eyes turned into mosquito coils and kept spinning. Then he struggled, "Where did you put your hand! Satyr! Go to hell! Go to die!!"
"It has nothing to do with me!" Jiang Cheng retorted angrily, "I haven't touched it anywhere, and it seems that you jumped up on it yourself! Give me enough time, stinky woman!"
"Did I make a mistake?" Sun Wheel asked with a smile, then raised an index finger again, "Then this time it's..."
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Three minutes later, Jiang Cheng, who was in a wheelchair, squinted at Yueyong in his arms, and then looked at the sun wheel standing on crutches, and then frantically complained: "No way. !! Why is that so! By the way, can you stand up? Can you stand up already?! Hey—!!”
"Let go of me! Let me go! You bastard!!" Yueyong blushed again and frantically rubbed Jiang Cheng's head~IndoMTL.com~ No, you just let me go! Let go of my neck, stinky woman! ! "
"Could it be that I made a mistake again?" Sun Wheel asked with a smile, then raised an index finger again, "Then this time..."
Three minutes later, looking at Jiang Cheng who was being held up by Princess Yueyong, Sun Lun clapped his hands gently and said, "Yo Xi, it's ok now, no one has any opinion, that's it. "
"Is that so?!!!" Jiang Cheng and Yueyong exclaimed with white eyes at the same time.
"No, I think maybe you two just want this, so that's enough for both of you."
"That's not it!!!" Jiang Cheng frantically complained, and then jumped down first, "It's normal to walk side by side! You don't need to hug at all! No one needs to hug!"
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