Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 692: :
Yue Yong twitched the corners of her mouth in disdain and continued: "Then, the general who is walking around in briefs on the street, or the pervert Quanguo who is wearing briefs, which one would you choose?"
"I choose to call the police." Jiang Cheng replied silently.
"No matter how you look at it, you should choose the latter one?" Yue Yong frowned and replied, "Although more has been exposed, the identity of the general has not been exposed, and the face has not been lost."
"No, compared to face or something, I think I have lost something more important, the basics of being a human being..."
Yueyong propped her chin and murmured, "Compared to the general's face, that kind of thing shouldn't matter?"
"I think face is the most insignificant thing," Jiang Cheng waved his hand, and continued casually, "The guy who is obsessed with that kind of thing is the most pathetic creature."
Yue Yong replied casually: "So you have become a trash who looks the same as what you look like?"
"Ahahaha, Yueyue, are you mocking me?" Jiang Cheng smiled indifferently, and then showed a serious expression, clenched his fists and shouted: "Squatting at home is a derogatory term. I have never accepted this thing! If you want me to say it, squatting at home, office workers, and nits, these are words of the same level!!"
"You are the only one who thinks this way in the whole world." Yue Yong frowned and complained, then took a puff of cigarette lightly again, and changed the topic: "But having said that, the general is actually in this kind of situation. I still have the heart to come out and play."
"What time?" Jiang Cheng asked without looking back.
"The current shogunate is not the previous shogunate," Yueyong replied softly, "Even in Yoshihara, you can get some general trends of the shogunate from the mouths of those high-ranking shogunate officials who came. The current shogunate...but Not calm at all, the general... probably has become a puppet in the true sense.
His power has become the bottom of the shogunate. I heard that the Hitotsubashi faction has also experienced something, and its strength has also been reduced to a freezing point. I heard that the former Hitotsubashi faction was infinite Young master, now his face is dark all day long. The intricate forms, all kinds of intrigues and alliances, the subordinates who are ready to move, the flattery and perfunctory with hidden swords in their smiles, the surface is calm but the trigger is on the verge, the general and so on...it is really not easy. "
Jiang Cheng smiled casually: "Yueyue, when did you become interested in these things?"
"It's just hearsay."
"That's it..." After saying this casually, Jiang Cheng suddenly thought of something again, and said with a smile: "Speaking of which, Yueyue, you are also the leader of Baihua, do you have any leader experience or something? For example ...you have to keep aloof at all times, you can't be caught by people's weaknesses, and...even if you use any means, you have to achieve your goals, right?"
"Are you an idiot?" Yueyong glanced at Jiang Cheng strangely, "How can there be such a thing now, and after all, Baihua is just a self-defense force protecting Yoshihara, everyone It’s only because of Yoshihara that we gather all day.”
"Ah, that's it."
"Then, now..." As she spoke, Yue Yong looked at the group of Baihua girls who were staring at Jiang Cheng closely with loving eyes through the crack of the door, "It's just a group of girls who were killed by some idiot. Those **** people whose appearance covers their eyes, if not for the lack of manpower, I would like to change a group of players and retrain."
"Hahaha, I really like them." Jiang Cheng narrowed his eyes and smiled naively, "Sure enough, girls should be innocent and lively."
"Jiang Cheng sama said he likes me!"
"No, it's clearly me!"
"Get out of the way! I have the biggest breasts, so it must be me!"
"Do you think others can't see it after so much padding?!"
Hearing the noise coming from outside the door, Jiang Cheng slowly got up and stretched his waist, and then shouted with a smile: "Then, for the first time, Baihua's bust... physical examination, start now! Don't squeeze, Line up and come in one by one, and close the door when you come in, do you understand?!"
"Hi!!"×n
Looking at Jiang Cheng who didn't know when to change into a white coat, pretending to be holding the medical form, and the Baihua ladies who are vying to be the first, Yue Yong shook his head helplessly, and then...
Ignoring Jiang Cheng, whose body was covered with Kunai and lying in a pool of blood, unable to get up again, Yue Yong turned around and left Jiang Cheng's room smartly holding the pipe.
Before going out, Yueyong turned her head and glanced at the group of Baihua girls who were clustered around Jiang Cheng, and said softly to herself with some uncertainty: "If you insist... maybe only one The core that everyone agrees with will not be easily overthrown, right?"
(This article, end.)
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One night, Yoshihara.
Jiang Cheng rarely stays at home, but sits in a dumpling shop on the street, chatting with Rilun and Yueyong.
"Huh? It's a festival again?" Jiang Cheng was surprised, and then waved his hands disdainfully, "I'm not interested. The smell of takoyaki all over the street makes me sick. I don't want to stay for a minute longer. "
"That's right, but besides takoyaki, there are many other interesting things." Rilun smiled and raised an index finger, "For example...uh...for example..."
"It doesn't matter if you don't know about that kind of thing," Jiang Cheng replied indifferently, "Anyway, it's just changing the kimono into a yukata and wandering on the street. No, wait a minute, in this sense It is indeed very convenient. After all, it is very troublesome to take off the kimono. As for the yukata, you only need one, and it is on the bed or something.”
"Are you only thinking about that kind of thing?" Yue Yong revealed an unusually contemptuous look.
"However... if you reach the mountain peak in a short time, you always feel that something is missing." Jiang Cheng continued to mutter with his chin propped up, "In this sense, it feels better to wear a kimono, at least you can enjoy it during the process." The joy of overcoming obstacles or something. But... the kimono seems to have too many obstacles, so I think yukata is better. It is really difficult to choose."
"It's not good to have too many obstacles, right?" Sunlun, who was taking notes, asked with a smile.
"Yeah." Jiang Cheng nodded.
"Why do you have to listen to an idiot say such things so seriously?" Yue Yong complained angrily, "By the way, why did you remember the sun wheel!"
"No, I just want to give Yoshihara's store some suggestions for service improvement." Hirin explained with a smile, "Jiang Cheng-san, who has experienced many battles, must be able to make useful suggestions. "
"Yeah, that's right." Jiang Cheng clasped his hands and nodded, "Don't underestimate me, Yueyue, you know that when I travel, most of my accommodation is in various places. Solved in various shops.”
"Really?" Yue Yong took out Kunai and looked down at Jiang Cheng coldly: "Then, I will collect some interest on you for the women you owe debts to. Get ready Is it? Scum?"
"Why do you know..." Jiang Cheng blurted out subconsciously, but immediately changed his words: "No, wait a minute! I've never done that kind of thing before! I've also typed up the IOUs!"
"Wash me! Scum!!"
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...!"
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In the festival full of octopus smell, which is one of Jiang Cheng's most hated things, you can hear the laughter of little ghosts, the laughter of couples coming and going, and the yelling of stall owners on the side of the road.
Jiang Cheng, who hugged the sun wheel wearing a bathrobe in the posture of a princess, squinted his eyes and asked: "I said... is there something wrong?"
"What's wrong?" Rilun asked with a smile.
"No, even though it was for you who have been living underground to enjoy the festival, even though everyone changed into yukata, and although it is true that they came to the festival, but...why is it in this form? Why do I want to hold you ?”
"Isn't it because you two broke my wheel when you were arguing?" Rilun smiled and raised an index finger and continued.
Hearing the sound, Yue Yong, who was also wearing a formal bathrobe, silently turned her face away.
"So it has nothing to do with me, right?" Jiang Cheng squinted his eyes and continued, "Is it all this woman's fault? It has nothing to do with me, right? Why is it me who is at fault? Why should the protagonist Walking around the festival with such an elderly woman in my arms..."
"Ah, the takoyaki at the festival is really different from the ones you usually eat~" Rilun held up the takoyaki with a smile and continued, "How is it? Is it delicious? Jiang Cheng-san?"
"Bah!" Jiang Cheng turned his head hastily and spat out the takoyaki stuffed into his mouth, "Hey! Give me enough! Eating this kind of thing is like holding such an oiran but In my eyes, it’s just as disgusting as an old and unattractive papa!”
"Live octopus, too~" Rilun said to the shop owner with a smile, and then stuffed the live octopus into Jiang Cheng's mouth.
"Bah, bah! Believe it or not! Baba!"
"Ah!" Rilun suddenly made such a voice, then quickly covered his mouth, blushed and said in a low voice: "Jiang Chengsang, it's just like this on the street... so... really bold ..."
"Hey, where are you touching?" Yue Yong's eyes turned cold.
"Idiot?! Do you believe everything this woman says?!" Jiang Cheng frowned, "I have no interest in this kind of old woman!"
"Ah! Again..." Rilun covered his mouth and exclaimed, but then turned his face away and apologized softly: "I'm sorry, I will endure... But don't be too bold, after all, people So many..."
Hearing the sound, veins popped out one after another on Jiang Cheng's forehead, he gritted his teeth, and reminded in a low voice: "Hey, you give me a little bit of moderation, smelly old woman, I told you everything..."
"Ah~! There!"
"Hello!!"
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"Really, how can anyone visit festivals like this?" Jiang Cheng twitched his lips disdainfully as he walked, "No matter how you look at it, it's weird, right? Passers-by think it's weird, and they all look at it with weird eyes. What about us."
"Ala, ala~" Rilun covered his face and smiled, "I thought Jiang Chengsang wouldn't care about such things, such as other people's strange eyes."
"What stupid things are you talking about? Of course I don't mind that kind of thing." Jiang Cheng replied casually, and then showed a serious expression on his face, "I just think that if people think I have some strange xp Yes, it’s bad.”
"Ah~! Jiang Chengsang, you are really~~~!!" Ri Lun covered his face and yelled, "It's too late!"
"Hey! You are a guy!!" Jiang Cheng yelled frantically, "Hey! Yueyue! It's your turn! Switch! Switch!"
"Speaking of which, it's true," Sunlun nodded and said, "It's indeed time, so let's change to Yueyue."
"Ah, I don't care." Yue Yong said casually, with a look of indifference.
Hearing the sound, Rilun smiled and raised an index finger: "Then..."
…
Two minutes later, Rilun, who was sitting on a wheelchair he got somewhere, looked at Jiang Cheng who was holding Yueyong in the posture of a princess in front of him, smiled and said, "Well, the replacement has been completed." .”
"What kind of transformation is this!!!" Jiang Cheng, who came back to his senses, frowned, "I'm talking about Yueyue's turn... no, wait a minute, where did you get the wheelchair! You have that kind of wheelchair If so, take it out as soon as possible!"
"Hey, you bastard, touch..." Yue Yong, who finally came to his senses, blushed completely in an instant, and his eyes turned into mosquito-repellent coils and kept spinning. Then he struggled, "Where is your hand! Pervert! Go to hell! Go to hell!!"
"It's nothing to do with me!" Jiang Cheng retorted angrily, "Speaking of which, I didn't touch anything, and it seems that you jumped up by yourself! Give me enough time, you stinky woman!"
"Did I make a mistake?" Sunlun asked with a smile, and then raised an index finger again, "Then this time it will be replaced by..."
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Three minutes later, Jiang Cheng, who was sitting in a wheelchair, looked at Yue Yong in his arms with squinted eyes, and then at the sun wheel standing on the side with a cane, and then crazily complained: "No way. !!Why is this so! By the way, can you stand up? Could you stand up?! Hey——!!"
"Let go of me! Let me go! You bastard!!" Yue Yong blushed again and frantically rubbed Jiang Cheng's head ~IndoMTL.com~ No, you let me go! Let go of my neck, bitch! ! "
"Did I make a mistake again?" Rilun asked with a smile, and then raised an index finger again, "Then this time..."
Three minutes later, seeing Jiang Cheng being picked up by Princess Yueyong, Ri Lun clapped his hands lightly, and said, "Yo Xi, it's ok in this way, no one has any objections, so let it be. "
"Is that so?!!!" Jiang Cheng and Yue Yong shouted with blank eyes at the same time.
"No, I think maybe you two just want this, so that's enough for you two."
"That's not true!!!" Jiang Cheng complained wildly, and then jumped down first, "Just walk side by side in a normal way! There is no need to hug at all! No one needs to hug!"
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