Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 693: : Ambience is also an additive!

Latest URL: "I see, it's fine to be side by side." Hiron smiled a little embarrassedly, "Sorry, this is the first time I go to this kind of festival, so I don't know anything except wearing a yukata. What?"

"Really," Jiang Cheng curled the corners of his mouth a little unhappily, and then shook his hand, "Well, forget it, even if you don't have common sense for this kind of thing, you can just see how others do it. It’s just a festival, where are there so many rules? It’s enough to just go shopping.”

"Look at what others are doing..." Sun Lun murmured while holding his chin, then pointed to a young couple holding hands at the temple fair and asked Xiang Jiangcheng, "So do you mean to hold hands like them? ?"

"Huh? What nonsense are you talking about?" Jiang Cheng was surprised, and then showed a bit of impatience, and then said, "That's the kind of boring thing that young couples who have just been together for a while will do, Holding hands to go to a temple fair or something, eating an apple candy or something, saying a few words of kindness or something, and finally... eating a real apple or something in a hotel.

In the end, it's only this time. After tasting the real apple, it's impossible to go to the temple fair together like today. have you heard of it? Eighty percent of couples who go to temple fairs together will break up. "

"Uncle, do you believe it or not?" The young couple stopped just now, and the boy looked at Jiang Cheng and cursed with gritted teeth.

"Who is the uncle! Brat!" Jiang Cheng gritted his teeth in an instant and shouted with white eyes, "By the way, didn't you just plan on that? Aren't you going to eat real apples?!"

"Hey!!" The boy who looked like a gangster blushed in an instant, and argued loudly with white eyes, "No—! This is just picked up! I threw it away as trash! Absolutely not. Want to eat Yoko's real apple or something!"

"Hey—is that so?" Jiang Cheng shrugged his shoulders indifferently, and then kicked the trash can beside him in front of the boy, "There are trash cans here, but you throw them away, come and come. "

"This stinky uncle..." The boy gritted his teeth with a grief-stricken expression on his face, and then he stretched out his hand tremblingly and took out the hotel voucher that was showing a corner.

"Hurry up, your girlfriend is still watching you." Jiang Cheng said deliberately, "Hurry up, hurry up!"

Looking at the surprised girlfriend who was covering her mouth, the boy finally bit the bullet and put the hotel's reception ticket into the trash can tremblingly.

[The plan was made two months in advance...] The boy couldn't bear to say, [It was destroyed by such a stinky uncle! I... booked a high-end hotel! How can it be repaired! ! ]

"Bye bye~ Have fun~" Jiang Cheng smiled and waved goodbye to the two of them.

The boy was shaking with anger, but he could only pretend to smile calmly.

"Hey, you should stop in moderation." Yueyong glanced at Jiang Cheng and said.

"What?" Jiang Cheng said with disapproval, "I just helped save the purity of an ignorant girl. I just protected the most important apple of an ignorant girl. It's obviously a good person and a good deed."

"No, I think you're just nosy." Yue Yong replied silently, then pointed to the young couple in the distance, "Look."

Looking in the direction Yueyong pointed to, Jiang Cheng realized that the girl in the couple had found a reason to get away at this time, and then walked directly in his direction.

"Yahahahie~ It seems that today's visit to the temple fair is not without gain~" Jiang Cheng shook his head and said with some emotion, "I'm sorry, Sun Lun, Yueyue, I will eat a little today. Some sweets, what a surprise."

Hearing the sound, Yueyong on the side looked down with disdain that was almost real.

Jiang Cheng raised his hand naturally, waved it, and said to the girl who was walking towards him: "Don't worry, I am different from that boyfriend, the hotel has more than one voucher for the hotel. ."

"Is that so?" Yueyong sneered.

The girl stopped in front of Jiang Cheng at this time, and smiled, and then...

Bends down and picks up the hotel voucher that the boy just dropped from the trash can.

"What's the matter? Uncle? Bah!" The girl frowned and complained and spit aside, then turned around and instantly changed her expression, trotting towards the boy with a smile.

Looking at Jiang Cheng, who was all alone with a smile and a stiff expression in the wind, Yueyong let out a breath of smoke and said lightly, "Did you see that, uncle?"

At this moment, Jiang Chengcai took a deep breath.

"Who is the uncle! Smelly woman!"

……

"A festival or something... I really can't underestimate it." Sun Wheel murmured while propping his chin.

"Right? Meat-eating girls are always staring at the fragrance of boys like me..."

The Kunwu in Yueyong's hands did not give Jiang Cheng a chance to finish his words.

Looking at Jiang Cheng, who fell to the ground with blood spurting from the back of his head, Yueyong said lightly, "Don't worry, no one will be interested in your banana."

Hearing the sound, Jiang Cheng raised his head tremblingly and looked at Yueyong, and replied, "Yueyue, durians like you are very safe at the festival."

"Who's a durian! You bastard!" Yueyong cursed with white eyes and blue veins.

"Then, you don't have to worry about the sun." Jiang Cheng, who got up, shook his head gently and showed an unusually pitiful look, "Although there is a saying that "the rotten banana is the best time to eat." ”, but because there is a possibility of diarrhea after eating, you are also safe. "

"One serving of the fried noodles that was just fried~" Nippon smiled and threw the fried noodles just received from the store directly to Jiang Cheng's face.

"It's so hot! No, it smells so bad!" Jiang Cheng yelled in an instant, "Hey! It's enough! I hate seafood! It smells so bad! My nose can't stand it! It's disgusting! I'll have nightmares at night. You will definitely have the same level of nightmare as being force-fed a banana that is about to rot!"

"Hey, I will add one more piece of fried noodles~"

……

"Hey...isn't there something wrong?" Jiang Cheng asked with squinting eyes.

"Huh? Is there any?" The sun wheel sitting on Jiang Cheng's left shoulder said with a smile, "Didn't we say before that it's OK to be side by side? Right? Yueyue."

Speaking, the sun wheel looked at Yueyong, who was sitting on Jiang Cheng's right shoulder, who had not recovered.

"You...you..." Yueyong blushed again, her eyes turned into mosquito coils and kept spinning, faint smoke rose slowly from her head, "Don't touch me with your shoulders. my ass!!"

"It's the other way around! It's the exact opposite!" Jiang Cheng immediately complained with white eyes, "You shouldn't touch my shoulder with your butt, right? You jumped up again! What am I? I didn't do it either!"

"It's alright, alright." The sun wheel, who got off Jiang Cheng's body at an unknown time, sighed softly while sitting in a wheelchair with some tea he got from somewhere.

"You're so tall!" Jiang Cheng, who was strangled by Yueyong's neck, yelled, "I'm about to die here! I can't breathe! How did you get down there? ? It feels more flexible than normal!"

Somehow, at this time, Yueyong changed his posture and was riding on Jiang Cheng's neck, choking Jiang Cheng's neck.

"Hey, give me enough time!" Jiang Cheng raised his head, gritted his teeth and whispered bitterly, "It's said that you jumped up on your own! In other words...don't pull your hair! Ponytail...no way. Absolutely not!"

At this time, Yueyong, who was holding Jiang Cheng's neck with one hand and Jiang Cheng's hair with the other hand, suddenly froze for a moment when his eyes met.

Afterwards, "smoke" slowly rose from Yueyong's head again.

……

Ignoring Jiang Cheng, whose head was smashed into the iron plate of fried noodles, and his legs were still twitching from time to time, Yueyong blushed and spat lightly.

"Disgusting man."

"Hey!!" Jiang Cheng, who was frying noodles above his head, retorted with white eyes and blue veins in an instant, "Who is a disgusting man! Did I do something disgusting?! It's you who is disgusting! You even wear a yukata! Not even underwear..."

Bang! Boom! Clang! Puchi! thump!

After such an onomatopoeia effect, a translucent shadow slowly appeared on Jiang Cheng's body and slowly rose into the air.

"God, Yueyue..." The sun wheel covered his mouth and said in surprise, "I didn't expect you to be so bold..."

"It's all what Sun Wheel said!" Yueyong blushed loudly and defended, "It's all Sun Wheel who said you should wear a serious yukata on this occasion! I just listened to what you said!"

(Yukata: Under normal circumstances, underwear is not required under a yukata.)

"No, I'm serious..." Sun Wheel explained with a smile, "Just don't wear that kind of slit, or you'll end up wearing a cheongsam instead of a yukata."

"Then make it clearer!"

"I thought if Yueyue would understand..."

"Enough! I'll go back and change my clothes!" With that, Yueyong turned around and left with a blushing face.

Jiang Cheng, who returned from Jiewang Xing, patted the dust on his body and sat up, looking at Yueyong who had gone away thoughtfully.

"Jiang Chengsang, in fact Yueyue is similar to me," Rilun narrowed his eyes and smiled, and at the same time reached out and turned his wheelchair to slowly walk forward, "I didn't walk around seriously. I've been to this kind of temple fair."

"Really?" Jiang Cheng said casually, while slowly following the sun wheel, "Didn't we come to the festival together before?"

"But at that time, for some reason, I only watched a half-assisted robot performance, right?" Sun Wheel smiled and replied, "I haven't experienced other temple fair projects at all, right?"

"Is it enough to enjoy the atmosphere with some things?" Jiang Cheng said indifferently, with a look of disapproval, "Anyway, all temple fairs are the same, catching a goldfish or something, eating a mixed roast or something, Chow mein, takoyaki... Finally, watching a fireworks show or something is just piecing together some extremely common things."

"Perhaps so," Hiron smiled, then raised his head to look at the fireworks blooming in the sky, "But didn't Jiang Chengsang also say it? The atmosphere is always different. It's different from usual. The takoyaki bought on the street is different, the takoyaki at the temple fair has a special taste.”

"Sun Wheel, I..." Said, Jiang Cheng once again showed a very serious expression, "I won't give you my Bana..."

"Freshly-baked assorted yaki~!" Hiron smiled and smashed the freshly obtained assorted yaki in Jiang Cheng's face to stop Jiang Cheng's rogue remarks.

"Hahahahahahaha..." Jiang Cheng, who caught the assorted yaki with his mouth, chewed it in a big mouth, and then swallowed it in one breath.

"I don't have the usual smell..." Jiang Cheng murmured, then stopped in front of a stall selling all kinds of masks.

……

Yueyong, who changed her clothes, or filled two pieces of clothes, once again returned to the temple fair venue. It is worth mentioning that the crimson on Yueyong's face did not completely retreat.

Yue Yong, who did not find Sun Lun and Jiang Cheng in the crowd, frowned slightly, then turned to look for another place.

But at this moment, a man (Jiang Cheng) wearing a civet cat mask stood in front of Yueyong.

"Durian... No, no, miss," Jiang Cheng cleared his throat and said, "Would you like to go to the temple fair alone? If you don't mind, would you like to join us?"

Looking at the man in front of her, Yueyong was stunned for a while, then turned her face away slightly, and replied in a low voice, "Well...but...you can."

……

At this time, although the situation was different, the orangutan wearing a cockroach mask like Jiang Cheng was happily following A Miao's side.

[…Whether he is a cockroach or something, I recognize it! ]

But at this moment, the voice of a rotten fish can stopped Amy and the cockroach masked man.

"Guest, do you want to come and play?" The natural scroll sitting in front of a certain table greeted him, but then he reacted, "Ah, ah? Who am I supposed to be, it turned out to be Ah? Wonderful."

"Yin Sang..." A Miao, who stopped, looked at Yin Shi sitting at the table and was surprised.

【Why is this guy here! 】 Kondo was startled.

"What are you doing here?" asked Amy.

"Yeah, we also want to make some money during the festival." Ginshi said while shaking his fan, "What are you doing? Are you traveling with a cockroach?"

"You, you are too rude!" Kondo said dissatisfied, and then pointed his thumb to himself, "I'm not a cockroach! I'm a Kamen Cockroach Rider!"

Looking at Kondo in the pose of an old Showa hooligan, Gintoki casually continued, "Isn't that the roach captain of the cockroach? Isn't that the cockroach?"

"No! It's the captain of the cockroach!"

"So it's not a cockroach?"

"It's really rude~IndoMTL.com~ Yinsang." A Miao frowned and said, "He's helping me find the lost Kagura-chan, a very kind cockroach. ."

"In the end, he's still a cockroach." Yin Shi replied casually, then stared at the dead fish and continued, "If Kagura is concerned, he just ripped off Xin Baji's wallet and is chasing him all over the street. It is estimated that sooner or later they will be caught."

A Miao instantly opened her eyes and smiled, folded her hands and said, "That's great, then I'll be able to see her when I wait here."

Speaking, A Miao looked at Kondo next to her and thanked Kondo with a smile: "Captain Cockroach, thanks to your help, it has been solved."

At this time, Kondo, who was lying on the huge sticky board I didn't know where I got it, said bitterly: "I'm careless!! I didn't expect there would be cockroach stickers in such a place!"

Looking at Kondo struggling on the sticky board, A Miao hurriedly shouted, "Captain Cockroach—!!"