Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 694: : Tanuki’s ending will always be seen!

The latest website: "Damn it!" Kondo pretended to be indignant while struggling, "It's impossible to leave this store! What should I do!"

Speaking, Kondo raised his head and looked at Gintoki, who had no change in his expression, and then said, "Does it mean that you can only play here? You insidious shopkeeper!"

"No, you are preventing me from doing business, can I get out?" Yin Shi replied lightly.

"Yes, yes!" Kondo seemed to suddenly think of something, looked back at A Miao and suggested, "Anyway, we have to play, so why not join Miss A Miao! I'll treat you!"

"Huh?" A Miao showed a bit of embarrassment, "But I want to thank you..."

Hearing the sound, Kondo hurriedly replied: "Then as a return gift, please accompany me for a while longer!"

A Miao smiled politely and replied, "Of course I would like to accompany you..."

【Great! ! 】 Kondo was overjoyed.

"But if it's money..." A Miao showed a bit of embarrassment, but she hesitated.

Yin Shi, who was on the side, made a sound for A Miao in a timely manner, and said: "A Miao, don't let the man hold his head up, at this time, give the stinky man a good face, don't worry, I I'll give you a couple specials."

Looking at the three-tier price list that Yinshi held up: "Single dogs: 200 yuan, couples: 300 yuan, cockroaches: 6,000 yuan." Kondo immediately complained: "It's too much for cockroaches. Save face! As a result, there is still no special charge for couples!"

"I can't help it~" Yin Shi cooed his shoulders and replied as a matter of course: "As the saying goes, finding one cockroach is equivalent to having thirty cockroaches."

"That's at home! By the way, are you going to charge thirty?!"

"If you don't want to, you can go to another house," Yin Shi said indifferently, "but A Miao will wait for Kagura here."

Kondo pretended to be indignant and said, "Asshole, I can't walk with my feet sticky with cockroach stickers!"

"But on the other hand, our family has goldfish fishing and shooting. We have everything." Ginshi continued, "It can be a theme amusement park that allows you to taste the flavor of the festival. Absolutely not. You will suffer."

【No way! This is also to enjoy this festival date with Miss A Miao! 】 Kondo (forced) made a decision in his heart, and then turned around and asked Amy behind him, "Then, Miss Amy, why don't we shoot."

"Okay~" A Miao folded her hands and smiled, "I miss it, it's very nice."

Looking at A Miao's appearance, Kondo silently made a decision in his heart: [Look at me! I must pass this date and lock Miss A Miao's heart in a cockroach house like a cockroach! ]

"Miss Yueyong is also looking forward to it, right?" A Miao smiled and looked at Yueyong, who didn't know when she was coming.

"Hmm..." Yue Yong nodded lightly.

"Huh?" Kondo was stunned for a while, but then looked blankly at Jiang Cheng and Yueyong who were wearing civet cat masks behind him, "You..."

"Yo! Captain!" Jiang Cheng raised his hand and said hello, "The remaining twenty-seven are too shy, so only the two of us are here!"

"Let me see, the price of a civet cat should be..." Yin Shi said while writing on the price list, but when he just wrote a 1 and was about to write a zero, Jiang Cheng's sandal stepped on his face. .

"What do you say? We are all under the captain!"

"No, no matter how you look at it, they are two kinds of creatures," Yin Shi said, clutching his bleeding nose, "no matter how you look at it, civet cats and cockroaches are two kinds of creatures!"

"It's a civet cat-like cockroach." Jiang Cheng continued with his hands casually.

"What a joke, there is no such thing at all." Said, Yin Shi started writing on the price list again, but was kicked in the face by Jiang Cheng again.

"It's said that we are the captain's subordinates," Jiang Cheng took Kondo's shoulders in a familiar way, "right? Captain?"

"No, I don't know you at all, but this lady on your side is quite familiar."

"Aiya~ That's right~" Jiang Cheng lied very naturally, "This one is the eldest sister among the twenty-nine cockroaches, I was just promoted, and you are not familiar with your face. OK."

"No, that..."

"Hahaha, stop talking!" Jiang Cheng interrupted Kondo's words by patting Kondo's back with a smile, and then pointed to Yueyong beside her, "Look? The tentacles on her chest, follow Your tentacles are basically the same, so don't doubt them."

Three seconds later, looking at Jiang Cheng who was lying on the back of his head in a pool of blood bleeding, Yueyong said lightly, "Look, his three tentacles are almost the same as cockroaches."

Kondo replied silently, "No, cockroaches generally only have two tentacles."

"Don't worry," Yue Yong took out the Kunai again, "I'll turn him into two tentacles in no time."

Kondo: ...

……

"Ms. Amy, do you have any favorite prizes?" Kondo asked, holding a cork gun, "I'll strike it down for you beautifully!"

"Huh?" A Miao said in surprise, "Really? Which one do I want?"

【Ah~ The soul seems to have been washed. Could it be that this is the legendary festival date? 】 Kondo thought so in his heart.

"Yue... No, miss, what else do you want?" Jiang Cheng asked Yue Yong, who was blushing slightly beside him.

"Ah, I..." Yueyong was startled, and then showed a bit of embarrassment, "It's all...all...all...you can."

[It's just a little uncomfortable to have so many cockroaches beside me,] Kondo glanced at Jiang Cheng and Yueyong and thought to himself, [Speaking of which, isn't this civet cat in the same situation as me? I want to use a mask to confuse this big sister of Yoshihara or something. Although I just said that it will help me, I still feel that something is wrong. ]

【Relax! 】Jiang Cheng calmly gave Kondo a thumbs up, 【It will never hurt you! team leader! ]

[Well, forget it, since I said so...] Kondo nodded silently.

"Ah! I want that!" A Miao suddenly found something, then put away the telescope and pointed downward, "That handkerchief!"

"The little girl's eyesight is really good~" He praised Yin Shi while looking at the bottom with the binoculars, "That handkerchief is a famous brand, from Meritor~ Then, your boyfriend should aim well, the trick is to Aim for the bull's-eye, and...let the bullet fly for a while."

Kondo, who was also standing on a tall building with a distance of at least 200 meters from the store below, immediately put away his gun and complained: "If you can fly, there will be ghosts! Don't treat the guests participating in the festival as first-class snipers. Ah!"

"This is a special service for couples." Yin Shi replied disapprovingly, "The purpose is to make the inner distance of the couples and the shooting distance become one."

"It's too far! It's so close, but I can't see you!"

【Distance...? 】Yueyong glanced at Jiang Cheng who was beside him, 【Indeed...indeed, occasionally I have this feeling, it's so close but...]

"Obviously it's a cockroach, it's really quick to give up." Yin Shi pouted the corners of his mouth in disdain.

"Then you should try to lay down that handkerchief!" Kondo argued.

"Handkerchief?" Yin Shi was surprised, and then said with some disdain: "Who asked you to aim at that kind of thing?"

"What?"

"Even if you hit that thing, you won't get the prize," Gintoki said, picking up the binoculars and looking at the store in the distance again, "First, aim at the head of the store owner and shoot him in the head. While he passes out..."

"Is even the merchandise from someone else's store?!" Kondo frantically complained, and then shouted excitedly, holding a cork gun, "This is not shooting at all! It's obviously a robbery!"

Ginshi replied solemnly: "If you don't have the consciousness to kill, don't use a gun casually."

"I'd love to shoot you in the head!"

Jiang Cheng nodded at this moment and looked at Yue Yong, who lowered his head thoughtfully, and said, "In short, the rules have been understood, so let's start."

"Yeah." Yueyong nodded lightly.

"Hey, wait, do you really want to shoot that kind of thing?" Kondo hurriedly persuaded, "Isn't it possible? That's absolutely impossible, right?"

"Look at someone else's boyfriend," Yin Shi spread his hands and shook his head helplessly, then picked up a cork gun and handed it to Jiang Cheng, "Sa, remember one thing, I was caught by the police. Please don't panic when you live here, you probably won't be sentenced to death if you confess your guilt better."

"Ah, this is not necessary." Jiang Cheng politely declined the gun handed by Yin Shi, and then pointed his umbrella at the store below, "We brought our own."

At the same time, Yueyong also found several kunai.

And, without the slightest hesitation, the two of them shot.

A shuttle of bullets and several rounds of Kunai were fired in an instant, but thanks to Kondo's quicker response, Jiang Cheng and Yueyong were pushed away in an instant.

As a result, the boss escaped.

"Hey, I said," Jiang Cheng, who rubbed his head and got up, complained, "What are you doing? Captain? You almost got the prize just now."

"Get your head! Just about to send the boss back to the west!" Kondo shouted angrily, clenching his fists, "In other words, you are just a civet cat who only likes mischief! You should repay the favor too! No, I don't expect to repay the favor, at least don't cause trouble for me!!"

(Tanuki: An animal in Japanese legend, it likes to play pranks, and it will also turn into a human figure to repay. But whether it is a prank or a good deed, the ending will always be seen by humans.)

"It's so rude." Jiang Cheng said, "Please call me civet cat Sangda."

……

On the street, Jiang Chengzheng and Yueyong, who were driven away, walked slowly in front of one shop after another. After the short episode just now, it may be called some kind of normal "going to the festival" "Bar.

"Jiang...No, civet cat...Sang." Yueyong shouted tentatively.

"Huh?" Jiang Cheng responded, "What's wrong? Miss?"

"No, nothing..."

Jiang Cheng asked: "Speaking of which, is this the first time Miss has visited a temple fair like this?"

"Hmm."

"Hmm..." Jiang Cheng stopped and turned around to block Yueyong, "I always feel that Miss can't let go, what's wrong? It's because I was hanging out with the civet cat I saw for the first time. Are you so nervous about the temple fair?

"No, mine is just..."

"That's it..." Jiang Cheng nodded lightly, then raised his head to look at the night sky full of colorful fireworks, paused for a while before speaking again: "You know? In fact, human beings, Maybe everyone has several faces, masks or something, maybe even humans sometimes don't know whether they are wearing them or not. But..."

Speaking, Jiang Cheng looked down at Yueyong, "You shouldn't have to worry about that kind of trouble now, right? If you want to ask why, isn't there a mask right in front of you? True or false? There is no need to think about this kind of thing, it can be regarded as a fake.”

"What do you mean?" Yueyong asked lightly, raising her eyebrows.

"What do you mean..." Jiang Cheng pushed up the sleeves of his yukata, pondered for a moment, and then said with a smile: "It means that you can simply enjoy the present."

"Hey?" Yue Yong was stunned for a moment, and then wanted to say something, but Jiang Cheng took the lead to reach out and hold his hand.

"Sarah, let's go."

"Hey, let go..." Yue Yong blushed and tried to pull out his hand, but then inexplicably gave up and let Jiang Cheng pull him away.

[This man's hand...is...so stable...] Yueyong felt such a feeling in her heart, yes, it's neither that Jiang Cheng's hand is warm nor that Jiang Cheng's hand is big, but that Jiang Cheng's hand is pure. Cheng's hand is very stable, and compared with himself, there will be no trembling.

……

In front of the takoyaki shop, because the mask that was far away was full of rejection Jiang Cheng, Yueyong couldn't help but smiled softly.

In front of the drawstring lottery shop, looking at Jiang Cheng who is gnashing his teeth and trying to get the first PSO spree, Yueyong's expression became more and more relaxed.

In front of the goldfish fishing shop, looking at Jiang Cheng, who has dozens of goldfish in his hand, Yueyong, who has only two goldfish in his hand, is a little displeased.

In front of the candy store, Yue Yong, who had completely buckled the umbrella pattern, looked at Jiang Cheng, who had already broken more than a dozen pieces of candy, but still insisted Cheng Zheng stuffed a piece of assorted burnt into his mask without any influence, while Yue Yong stared at his wallet with black lines all over his head, wishing he could smash Jiang Cheng's head.

……

There are many, many more, one person may also be the memory of the festival for two people.

Waiting alone in front of a certain apple candy store holding an apple candy, Yueyong heard Jiang Cheng's shout and looked back. After seeing Jiang Cheng waving at her, she responded with a smile.

"What's wrong?" Jiang Cheng asked casually, "It looks very happy."

"No, nothing." Yue Yong replied lightly.

"Huh? Could it be that I went to the festival with a strange man?"

"No, it's just Mr. Tanuki."