Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 694: : Tanuki’s ending will always be seen through!

"Damn it!" Kondo struggled pretendingly, while pretending to be angrily, "There is no way to leave this shop in this way! What should we do!"

Speaking, Kondo raised his head to look at Gintoki, who had no expression on his face, and continued, "Could it be that you can only play here? You sinister shopkeeper!"

"No, you are hindering my business, can you get out?" Yinshi replied lightly.

"Yes, that's right!" Kondo seemed to have suddenly thought of something, turned his head to look at A Miao and suggested: "Anyway, we have to play, Ms. A Miao, why don't you join me! My treat!"

"Hey?" A Miao showed a somewhat embarrassed expression, "But I have to thank you..."

Hearing the sound, Kondo hurriedly replied: "Then, as a gift in return, you can go shopping with me for a while later!"

A Miao politely smiled and replied: "Of course I would like to go shopping with you..."

[Great! ! ] Kondo was overjoyed.

"But for the money..." A Miao showed a bit of embarrassment, and hesitated to speak.

Yinshi on the side took the siege for A Miao in a very timely voice, and said: "A Miao, don't let the man lose his head. At this time, you should give the stinky man a good face. Don't worry, I will I'll give you a special offer for couples."

Looking at the price list divided into three stalls held up by Yinshi: "Singles: 200 yuan, couples: 300 yuan, cockroaches: 6,000 yuan." Kondo immediately complained: "It's too much for cockroaches Save face! In the end, I still didn’t charge according to the special price for couples!”

"I can't help it~" Yin Shi shrugged his shoulders, and replied naturally: "As the saying goes, finding one cockroach is equal to having thirty cockroaches."

"That's at home! By the way, are you going to charge for thirty?!"

"If you don't want to, you can go to another house," Yinshi said indifferently, "but A Miao will wait for Kagura here."

Kondo pretended to be indignant and said: "Asshole, I used cockroach stickers to make my feet sticky and I couldn't walk!"

"But in contrast, our family has goldfish fishing, shooting, everything is available." Yintoki continued, "It can be said to be a theme amusement park that allows you to taste the flavor of the festival. Absolutely not. It will make you suffer."

【No way! This is also to enjoy this festival date with Ms. A Miao! 】Kondo (forced) made a decision in his heart, then turned around and asked A Miao who was behind him, "Then, Ms. A Miao, why don't we shoot."

"Okay~" A Miao put her hands together and smiled, "I miss you so much, it's very good."

Looking at A Miao's appearance, Kondo silently made a certain (crazy) determination (delusion) in his heart: [Look at me! I must use this date to lock Miss A Miao's heart like a cockroach into a cockroach house! 】

"Miss Yueyong is also looking forward to it, right?" A Miao smiled and looked at Yueyong who didn't know when to come.

"Hmm..." Yue Yong nodded lightly.

"Huh?" Kondo was stunned for a moment, and then looked expressionlessly at Jiang Cheng and Yueyong who came behind him wearing a raccoon mask who didn't know when to come, "You..."

"Hey! Captain!" Jiang Cheng raised his hand and greeted him very familiarly, "The remaining twenty-seven are too shy, so only the two of us are here!"

"Let me see, the price of the civet cat should be..." Yinshi said while writing on the price list, but when he just wrote a 1 and was about to write a zero, Jiang Cheng's sandal stepped on his face directly .

"What are you talking about? We are all the captain's subordinates!"

"No, no matter how you look at them, they are two kinds of creatures," Yinshi said while covering his bleeding nose, "No matter how you look at them, civet cats and cockroaches are two kinds of creatures!"

"It's a cockroach in the shape of a civet cat." Jiang Chengtan casually continued.

"Are you kidding, there's no such thing at all." As he spoke, Yinshi started to write on the price list again, but was kicked in the face by Jiang Cheng again.

"It's already said that we are the captain's subordinates," Jiang Cheng embraced Kondo's shoulders very familiarly, "Right? Captain?"

"No, I don't know you at all, but the lady on your side is quite familiar."

"Oh, that's right~" Jiang Cheng lied naturally, "This one is the eldest sister among the twenty-nine cockroaches. I was just promoted, so you don't know her face well." Normal."

"No, that..."

"Hahaha, stop talking!" Jiang Cheng patted Kondo's back with a smile to interrupt Kondo's words, and then pointed to Yueyong beside him, "Look? The tentacles on her chest are like Your tentacles are basically the same, don't doubt that they are all your own."

Three seconds later, Yueyong looked at Jiang Cheng lying in a pool of blood and bleeding profusely on the back of his head, and said calmly, "Look, his three tentacles are almost the same as those of a cockroach."

Kondo replied silently: "No, generally speaking, cockroaches only have two tentacles."

"Don't worry," Yue Yong took out Kunai again, "I can turn him into two tentacles right away."

Kondo: ...

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"Miss A Miao, is there any prize you like?" Kondo asked, holding a cork gun, "I will give you a beautiful shot!"

"Hey?" A Miao said in surprise, "Really? Which one should I prefer?"

【Ah~ the soul seems to have been washed. Could it be that this is the legendary festival date? ] Kondo thought so in his heart.

"Yue... No, miss, is there anything else you want?" Jiang Cheng asked Yue Yong who was blushing slightly.

"Ah, I..." Yue Yong was startled, and then showed a little bit of embarrassment, "It's all...all...anything is fine."

[Just having so many cockroaches beside me is a bit uncomfortable,] Kondo glanced at Jiang Cheng and Yueyong who were at the side and thought, 【By the way, this civet cat is not in the same situation as me, right? I want to use a mask to confuse this Yoshiwara elder sister or something. Although I just said that it will help me, but I always feel that something is wrong. 】

[Don't worry! 】Jiang Cheng calmly gave Kondo a thumbs up,【I will definitely not spoil your good deeds! team leader! 】

[Well, forget it, since you've said that...] Kondo nodded silently.

"Ah! I want that!" A Miao suddenly noticed something, then put away the binoculars and pointed down, and said, "That handkerchief!"

"The little girl has really good eyesight~" She praised while looking at the silver below with a telescope, "That handkerchief is a famous brand, from Meritor~ Then, the boyfriend should aim carefully, the trick is To aim at the bullseye, and to let the bullets fly for a while."

Standing on a tall building, Kondo, who was at least 200 meters away from the shops below, immediately put away his gun and complained: "If you can fly there, there will be ghosts! Don't treat the guests participating in the festival as top-notch snipers Ah!"

"This is a special service for couples." Gintoki replied disapprovingly, "The purpose is to combine the inner distance and shooting distance of couples into one."

"It's too far! I can't see you even though I'm so close!"

[Distance...? 】Yue Yong glanced at Jiang Cheng who was at the side,【Indeed...indeed, I sometimes feel this way, even though I am close at hand...】

"It's obviously a cockroach, but it's really quick to give up." Yinshi twitched the corner of his mouth in disdain.

"Then you should lay down that handkerchief and try it out!" Kondo retorted.

"Handkerchief?" Yin Shi was surprised, and then continued with some disdain: "Who asked you to aim at that kind of thing?"

"What?"

"Even if you hit that thing, you won't get any prizes," said Yinshi, picking up the binoculars and looking at the shop in the distance again, "First aim at the head of the shop owner and shoot him in the head While he fainted..."

"Even the products are from someone else's store?!" Kondo complained wildly, and then shouted excitedly holding a cork gun, "This is not shooting at all! It is obviously a robbery!"

Yin Shi replied solemnly: "If you don't have the consciousness to kill, don't use a gun casually."

"I'd be more than happy to shoot your head off!"

Jiang Cheng nodded at this time and looked at Yue Yong, who lowered his head thoughtfully, and said: "In short, the rules are already understood, so let's start."

"Yeah." Yue Yong nodded lightly.

"Hey, wait a minute, do you really want to shoot that kind of thing?" Kondo quickly persuaded, "Is it not possible? That is definitely not acceptable?"

"Look at someone else's boyfriend," Yin Shi spread his hands and shook his head helplessly, then picked up a cork gun and handed it to Jiang Cheng, "Sa, remember, I was arrested by the police Please don’t panic while you’re here, you’ll probably not be sentenced to death if you plead guilty.”

"Ah, you don't need this," Jiang Cheng declined the gun that Yinshi handed over, and then casually pointed his umbrella at the shop below, "We brought our own."

At the same time, Yueyong also found several kunai.

And, without the slightest hesitation, the two shot.

A shuttle of bullets and a few shots of Kunai were shot out in an instant, but thanks to Kondo's quick reaction, he pushed Jiang Cheng and Yueyong away in an instant.

Because of this, the boss escaped a catastrophe.

"Hey, let me say," Jiang Cheng, who rubbed his head and got up, complained, "What are you doing? Captain? You almost got the prize just now."

"I got your head! I almost sent the boss back to the west just now!" Kondo clenched his fist and shouted angrily, "Speaking of which, you are just a tanuki who likes to play tricks! You are a tanuki who only likes to play tricks! You should repay the favor! No, I don’t expect to repay the favor, at least don’t cause trouble for me!!”

(Civet cat: A kind of animal in Japanese legend, likes to play pranks, and will turn into a human form to repay favors. However, whether it is doing pranks or doing good deeds, the ending will always be seen through by humans.)

"It's really impolite." Jiang Cheng spread his hands and said, "Please call me Sang Da, the civet cat."

…

On the street, Jiang Chengzheng and Yue Yong, who had been driven away, were walking slowly in front of one shop after another. "Bar.

"Jiang... no, civet cat... Sang." Yue Yong called out tentatively.

"Huh?" Jiang Cheng responded, "What's wrong? Miss?"

"No, nothing..."

Jiang Cheng asked: "Speaking of which, is this the first time Miss has visited a temple fair like this?"

"Yeah."

"Well..." Jiang Cheng stopped, turned around and stood in front of Yueyong, "I always feel that Miss is a little bit reluctant to let go, what's the matter? It's because I went shopping with the civet cat I saw for the first time. Are you nervous about the temple fair? Or...in fact, you want to go to the temple fair with other civet cats?"

"No, mine is just..."

"That's it..." Jiang Cheng nodded lightly, then raised his head to look at the night sky full of colorful fireworks, paused for a while before speaking again: "Do you know? In fact, human beings are Maybe everyone has several faces, masks and so on, maybe sometimes even humans can't figure out whether they wear them or not. But..."

Speaking, Jiang Cheng looked down at Yueyong, "You shouldn't worry about such troublesome things now, right? If you want to ask why, isn't there a mask in front of your eyes? True or false? There is no need to think about this kind of thing, just treat it as a fake."

"What do you mean?" Yue Yong asked with raised eyebrows.

"What do you mean..." Jiang Cheng picked up the sleeves of his bathrobe, pondered for a moment, and then said with a smile: "It means that you can simply enjoy now."

"Huh?" Yue Yong was stunned for a moment, and then she wanted to say something, but Jiang Cheng took the lead to hold her hand.

"Sa, let's go."

"Hey, let go..." Yue Yong blushed and wanted to pull out her hand, but then inexplicably gave up and let Jiang Cheng pull her away.

[This man's hand...is...so steady...] Yue Yong felt such a feeling in his heart, yes, it didn't feel that Jiang Cheng's hand was warm or that Jiang Cheng's hand was big, but simply felt that Jiang Cheng's hand was big. Cheng's hands are very stable, compared with his own, there will be no slightest tremor.

…

In front of the takoyaki shop, because Jiang Cheng, who was far away at this time, had rejection written all over his mask, Yue Yong couldn't help but smiled softly.

In front of the drawstring lottery shop, looking at Jiang Cheng who was gnashing his teeth and about to get the first PSO gift bag, the expression on Yue Yong's face became more and more relaxed.

In front of the goldfish fishing shop, Jiang Cheng looked at dozens of goldfish in his hand, and Yue Yong, who only had two goldfish in his hand, showed some displeasure.

In front of the candy shop, Yue Yong, who had completely pulled out the umbrella pattern, looked at Jiang Cheng who had already broken a dozen pieces of candy but was still relentless~IndoMTL.com~In front of the assorted roast shop, Jiang Cheng Cheng Zheng stuffed a piece of mixed burn into his mask without any influence, while Yue Yong looked at his wallet with black lines all over his head, wishing to smash Jiang Cheng's head to pieces.

…

There are many more, one person may also be two people's festival memories.

Waiting alone in front of a certain apple candy shop, Yue Yong, who was holding an apple candy, looked back after hearing Jiang Cheng's call, and smiled when he saw Jiang Cheng waving at him.

"What's the matter?" Jiang Cheng asked casually, "You look quite happy."

"No, nothing." Yue Yong replied lightly.

"Huh? Could it be that you went to the festival with a strange man?"

"No, it's just Mr. Tanuki."

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