Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 695: : Only an old friend can do it by exposing the past embarrassing things to each other…

The latest website: "It is not the evil spirit who beheads people, nor the **** of death who steals people's souls, but the one who can finally turn a person who committed a crime and become a demon into a human being, but cut off their sins and save them. The human being of its soul..."

One evening at dinner time, after watching the news about the recent "Reaper" incident, Jiang Cheng said such a thoughtless remark.

"Oh? It's really rare." Leaning against the window and holding a pipe, Yueyong slowly exhaled a second-hand smoke and replied casually, "You can say such a thing, where did you hear it?"

"As expected of Yueyue, it's so easy to tell that it's not original." Jiang Cheng praised with a squinting smile, then slowly pondered with his chin up, "But what is it? Where did you hear it?"

"Sounds like something an executioner would say, you must have been caught in a prison and almost beheaded?"

"Hahaha, Yueyue, you really know how to joke." Jiang Cheng smiled casually, "I'm a good citizen who has always followed the law. But it seems that I heard it in some dark prison. ."

"No, it's just a **** house, and what you're going to is not a prison, but a school to reform, a school that can make a bad person like you return to society."

"It's too much to say, Yueyue." Jiang Cheng complained, and then showed a somewhat relieved expression, "But really, prison or something is really not the place I should go, if you want to ask why, Whether it is a sinner who has committed an unforgivable sin, or a person who is defined as a criminal who has violated the laws of whoever made it, they...are just human beings in the end.”

Hearing a trace of something wrong with Yueyong, she turned around and asked lightly, "Aren't you human?"

"What's the strange question?" Jiang Cheng slowly got up, raised the corner of his mouth and answered with a soft snort, "Don't you understand this kind of question by sleeping together?"

Yueyong, who blushed, turned her face away and spat lightly, "I didn't ask if you were a man, you scum!"

Jiang Cheng spread his hands, shook his head and pretended to sigh: "This is really ruthless, to know that when judging whether the creature in front of you is human, the easiest way is to see if he has human possessions. something. Simply put—sex…”

Whoosh!

Pfft-

呲——

Plop!

Ignoring Jiang Cheng who was still bleeding after landing with a smile on his face, Yue Yong said coldly, "I don't know if someone is human or not with that kind of thing, but he's a scumbag. It's pretty obvious."

"Then, Yueyue, how do you judge whether the creature in front of you is a human being or some kind of monster with a human shape that has never been seen before?"

After hearing Jiang Cheng's voice coming from beside her, Yue Yong's pupils shrank suddenly.

【When! ! 】 Looking at the empty floor, Yue Yong was startled, and then quickly turned her head to look beside her.

"Jiang Cheng sama~"

"Don't always accompany the **** of death, come to our store to appreciate the light~"

"That's it~"

The girls downstairs greeted Jiang Cheng, who was standing by the window.

"What nonsense are you talking about?" Jiang Cheng replied with a smile, "When did I accompany such a fierce woman? If I want to say it, I still like you more."

"Really?!"×n

"Of course," Jiang Cheng smiled, "I will go if I have time, but... I like something gentle~"

"Don't worry! I am the gentlest of Yoshihara! I will definitely squeeze the last drop of Lord Jiang Cheng gently!"

"Get out of the way! I am the most gentle! I will definitely let Jiang Cheng sama go to heaven very gently!"

"Everyone gets up! My tenderness will follow Jiang Cheng sama to heaven! Just seeing Jiang Cheng sama makes me feel a little wet..."

“You [beep—], get out of here!”

"No, I'm talking about the eyes."

Listening to the jokes of the wandering girls below, Yueyong smiled lightly and said: "I only know that I can play such a joke with these wandering girls, not because of their The guy who casts strange eyes on his identity is by no means a normal person, and if he insists, he is just an idiot."

"Huh?" Jiang Cheng, who was standing at the window and was about to jump down, looked at Yueyong suspiciously, "What did you just say? I didn't hear it clearly."

Seeing Jiang Cheng's performance, Yueyong's face sank instantly and asked coldly, "What are you doing?"

Jiang Cheng touched the back of his head and explained with a smile: "No, that's what, I just think that since they all said that, it is difficult to be kind, so I have to experience it, ah ha ha ha..."

"Wash me--!!"

"Ah-!!"

……

Yin Shi, who pushed open the door and walked in, looked at Jiang Cheng, who was obviously out of shape in a pool of blood, and said with a sneer, "It's really no different from before, going to a custom shop will cause some kind of accident. "

"What did you say?" Jiang Cheng, who slowly got up, pulled out the kunai tied to his head, "I don't remember a time like that, but then again, do you think this kind of Would the protagonist of a late night party be allowed to go to that kind of place?"

"No, you've been staying in a place like this for seven hundred chapters," Yin Shi pointed at Jiang Cheng, staring at the dead fish and complaining, "Since you've been in a place like this since the beginning, it's completely I haven't moved my butt. I really enjoy the life here. By the way, do you know that in an animation, the street scene here must be mosaic before it can be played? Hey, don't you know at all? Stupid? Stupid you?"

"Hey? Is that the case?" Jiang Cheng squinted Doudou's eyes in confusion.

"You're... an idiot indeed."

"But Kabukicho is similar, right?" Jiang Cheng waved his hand and replied casually, "In Kabukicho, if the street scene is included in the picture, it must be all mosaic, right? It's no different from Yoshihara, right?"

"Is there a big difference?"

"No, there is absolutely no difference." Jiang Cheng shook his head.

"Kabukicho also has business people, isn't it!" Gintoki retorted, and then made a serious appearance, cleared his throat and said, "Just like our Master House, the Master House that can solve everything. "

"Isn't it just a small gray workshop that does all kinds of work." Jiang Cheng curled his lips in disdain, "When did that kind of thing become a businessman?"

"Don't underestimate the Masterpiece! Asshole!"

"Although it means that, but I underestimate you even more, don't make a mistake, silver... idiot."

"Bastard, long time no see, do you want to fight?!"

"I'm not interested because I'm afraid my hands will get dirty."

"You bastard...!!" Yin Shi clenched his fists and looked at Jiang Cheng angrily, but then he changed the subject and said, "Hey, when the war ended ten years ago... what the **** did you do? Where did you go?"

"Huh?" Jiang Cheng said in surprise, "Hey, did you come to Yoshihara in the middle of the night instead of contributing to GDP but to ask such boring questions?"

"Enough! Answer me!"

"Yinshi...you..." Jiang Cheng held his chin and thought for a moment, then tapped his palm with his hand, "Oh! Do you want to turn around now...I'm sorry, Yinshi, we can't go back. Well, then again, I don't remember ever having a relationship with you, so I'd better forget it."

"What kind of dog blood is eight o'clock! You give me enough time!!"

Jiang Cheng shrugged his shoulders: "So what do you want to ask, I don't know anything at all."

"You should understand," Yin Shi finally became serious, raised his eyes and glanced at Jiang Cheng gently, "Thinking about all the experiences after the war, in some remote and dark corners, it may not be the only Darkness. You..."

"You're really disgusting..." Jiang Cheng showed a disgusting or disgusting expression, his head full of black lines: "Do you mean to say that you can find me? You guy... is too disgusting. Right? Anyway, please give up, I like women!"

"It's not like that!!"

"Shut up... I really can't stand it," Jiang Cheng turned his face away and leaned against the wall to vomit.

Σ_(???"∠)vomit...

"So you always make people feel uncomfortable!" Yin Shi turned his face and scolded in a low voice, and then thought in his heart: [Really, that stinky Baba (grandmother Dengshi) is nothing do not say. When will one by one be playing tricks! ]

"By the way, can you go back?" Jiang Cheng, who wiped his saliva, asked, "It's disgusting, so I hope you can go back. In short, it's better for us to meet less in the future, which may reduce your concern. Then, when you have free time, you can go to the street to see more women or something. It may help you. And don't worry, I will forget what happened tonight. "

"How stupid do you have to be!"

"You..." Jiang Cheng looked at Yin Shi in shock, "Are you still serious?!"

Silver when the blue veins on his face burst out, he was gearing up: "Ah, seriously, I really want to send you to heaven."

"Σ_(???"∠)vomit..." Jiang Cheng threw up against the wall again.

"Cough," Yueyong, who did not know when it arrived, cleared her throat and said, "Well, I'm just passing by, but if he is really reluctant, isn't it a bit reluctant for you to be so reluctant to let go? It's not very good. That...let's give it up, then this is a coupon for a tavern. Go buy a drink and forget it at this time. Then don't worry, I won't tell anyone, and I won't discriminate against you or even bring I see you through tinted glasses, after all...I also know that love has various forms."

Looking at the Cowherd Hotel coupon in his hand, Yin Shi's face sank instantly.

"Speaking of which, Jiang Cheng," Yueyong raised her eyes and glanced at Jiang Cheng, and asked tentatively, "Would it be better for you to take Kagura over here? Over there..."

"Isn't this discriminatory right away!!" Yin Shi roared, "I'm not that kind at all... Wait a minute, I'm also a little sick, I want to vomit, wait... Σ_(???" ∠) Vomiting..."

"Yinshi, forget about me, I really can't accept it." Jiang Cheng, who had just vomited, turned around and persuaded kindly, but he couldn't help but leaned against the wall just after he finished speaking. vomited.

Σ_(???"∠)vomit...

"It's not like that! You bastard!! Did you do it on purpose?!" Yin Shi wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth and shouted with white eyes, but he couldn't help it as soon as the words fell.

Σ_(???"∠)vomit...

"Anyway, don't mention this again!" Jiang Cheng raised his hand and said, "This is it! Silver time! Otherwise, when I think of you sneaking into my tent in the middle of the night during the war, my back will get chills. It's not just me. You guys have all climbed into the wig tent, Takako's tent, and Sakamoto's tent. Although you were kicked out because your feet were too smelly, you really...Σ_(???"∠)Ugh... …”

In an instant, Yin Shi clenched his fists and argued loudly: "That's just a person sleeping in a place full of corpses and feels a little scared bastard! By the way, you guy also secretly called customs at night because he was afraid Let's take out the store! Then the next day, the girl who came to the door said, "That guy didn't do anything, he just slept together for one night, and he had to accompany him to urinate in the middle of the night, so he thought he was going to play something. In the wild, he still didn't do anything, what a strange guy~" Such a thing! "

"No, that's not me, it's you." Jiang Cheng raised his hand and replied with squinting eyes.

"Yeah! It seems to be true!" Yin Shi was shocked, "But why don't I have the impression of paying?"

"It was the wig and Gao Zai who pooled money to send the wandering girl away. Because a scumbag didn't say anything, there was no need to pay anything."

"I see." Gintoki tapped with his hand, but then he responded, "Hey!! It's not like that!"

"You didn't do anything to the wandering girl who called the door..." Yueyong murmured while holding her chin, and then looked at Jiang Cheng, "Speaking of which, should I also tell A Miao to let the glasses boy Consider changing jobs or something. Also, don't worry."

Speaking, Yueyong looked at Yin Shi again, "I won't talk too much about other things."

"Shut up for me! Don't think too much about me! Do you need me to prove it?! You stinky woman!!"

"Silver time, something that can't come..." Jiang Cheng silently turned his face away, "Forget it."

"That's right." Yue Yong also turned her face away silently.

"Killed you—!!"

……

Seeing the downstairs street angrily leaving and saying that he was going to find a place to prove his silver~IndoMTL.com~ Jiang Cheng quietly hooked the corner of his mouth.

"As always an idiot..."

"So are you." Yue Yong replied lightly.

"No, I didn't have to call my name every ten seconds or something out of fear of letting the travel girl accompany me to the toilet."

Hearing the sound, Yueyong's eyes twitched uncontrollably.

"Why would you know such a thing?"

"Actually during that time..." Jiang Cheng turned his face away silently, "I often suffer from insomnia (because of fear)."

"It doesn't make any difference! Is it because of fear? Is it because of fear of ghosts or something? You are too powerful? You kill people during the day, and you dare not sleep because of that kind of thing at night. Are you all idiots? "

"Who...knows."