Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 695: : Only old friends can reveal embarrassing things about the past…

"In the end, it is not the evil spirit who beheads the head, nor the **** of death who takes away the soul, but the one who cuts off his sins and saves his soul. Are humans..."

One night at dinner time, after watching the evening news about the recent "Reaper" incident, Jiang Cheng said such nonsensical words.

"Oh? It's really rare." Yue Yong, who was leaning against the window and holding a pipe, slowly exhaled a puff of second-hand smoke and then replied casually, "You can say such a thing, where did you hear it?"

"As expected of Yueyue, it's so easy to tell that it's not original." Jiang Cheng squinted and smiled and praised, then propped his chin and thought slowly, "But it's true, what is it? Where did you hear that?"

"It sounds like what the executioner would say. You must have been caught in some prison and almost beheaded, right?"

"Hahaha, Yueyue, you really know how to joke." Jiang Cheng smiled casually, "I'm a good citizen who always abides by the law. But it seems that I heard it in a dark prison. .”

"No, it's just a trash squatting at home, and what you are going to is not a prison, but a reform school, a school where a waste like you can return a waste like you to society."

"That's too much, Yueyue." Jiang Cheng complained, and then showed a somewhat relieved expression, "But it's true, prison or something is really not the place I should go, if you want to ask why, Whether it is a sinner who has committed an unforgivable crime, or a person who violated the law made by someone and is defined as a criminal, they... After all, they are only human beings.”

Yueyong heard something wrong, turned around and asked lightly: "Aren't you human?"

"What about the strange question?" Jiang Cheng slowly got up, and at the same time slightly raised the corner of his mouth and gave a soft laugh, and replied, "Isn't it clear after sleeping together for such a question?"

Yue Yong, who was blushing, turned her face away and spat lightly, and said, "I didn't ask if you were a man, you scum!"

Jiang Cheng spread his hands, shook his head and pretended to sigh: "This is really ruthless. You must know that when judging whether the creature in front of you is human, the easiest way is to see if it has human possessions." things. To put it simply - sex..."

Whoosh!

Puff——

呲——

Plop!

Ignoring Jiang Cheng, who kept a smile on his face and sprayed blood after falling to the ground, Yue Yong said coldly: "I don't know if the guy who uses that kind of thing to judge whether the other party is human is human or not, but he is a scumbag." It is clear at a glance."

"So, Yueyue, how do you judge whether the creature in front of you is a human being or some kind of monster with a human shape that you have never seen before?"

After hearing Jiang Cheng's voice from beside her, Yue Yong's pupils suddenly shrank.

[When! ! 】Looking at the empty floor, Yue Yong was startled, and then quickly turned her head to look at her side.

"Jiangcheng sama～"

"Don't always accompany Mrs. Reaper, come to our shop to enjoy it~"

"It's just~"

The girls downstairs greeted Jiang Cheng who was standing by the window kindly.

"What stupid things are you talking about?" Jiang Cheng replied with a smile, "When have I been with such a fierce woman? Speaking of which, I still like you more."

"Really?!"×n

"Of course," Jiang Cheng said with a smile, "I will go if I have time, but... I like gentler ones~"

"Don't worry! I am the most gentle in Yoshihara! I will definitely squeeze out every last drop of Mr. Jiang Cheng gently!"

"Get out of the way! I am the most gentle! I will definitely let Jiang Cheng sama go to heaven very gently!"

"Get up! My tenderness will go to heaven with Jiang Cheng sama! By the way, just seeing Jiang Cheng sama makes me feel a little wet..."

"You [beep——], get out of here!"

"No, I'm talking about the eyes."

Listening to the jokes of the wandering girls below, Yue Yong smiled easily and said: "I only know that it is not because of their The guy who casts strange eyes because of his identity is by no means a normal person, and he is just a fool if he insists on it."

"Huh?" Jiang Cheng, who was standing by the window and was about to jump down, looked at Yue Yong suspiciously, "What did you just say? I didn't hear clearly."

Looking at Jiang Cheng's performance, Yue Yong's expression darkened in an instant, and he asked coldly, "What are you doing?"

Jiang Cheng touched the back of his head and explained with a silly smile: "No, what, I just think that since they all said that, hospitality is difficult, so I had to experience it, ah ha ha ha..."

"Wash my underwear—!!"

"Ah!!"

…

Yin Shi, who opened the door and walked in, looked at Jiang Cheng, who was lying in a pool of blood, who was obviously out of shape, and said with a sneer, "It's really the same as before, going to a custom shop will cause any accident. "

"What are you talking about?" Jiang Cheng slowly got up, pulling out one after another of the kunai stuck in his head, "I don't remember a time like that. Will the protagonist of the late-night party be allowed to go to that kind of place?"

"No, you've been staying in this place for seven hundred chapters," Yinshi pointed at Jiang Cheng, staring at Jiang Cheng, and complained, "You've been staying in this place from the very beginning. I haven’t moved my butt, and I really enjoy life here. By the way, do you know that in animation, the street scenes here must be mosaiced to play? Hey, don’t you know at all? Idiot? Idiot you?”

"Huh? Is this the case?" Jiang Cheng narrowed his eyes and looked confused.

"You... are really an idiot."

"But Kabukicho is similar, right?" Jiang Cheng waved his hands and replied casually, "In Kabukicho, if the street scene is included in the screen, all the street scenes must be mosaiced, right? It's no different from Yoshihara, right?"

"The difference is big!"

"No, there is no difference at all." Jiang Cheng shook his head.

"Kabukicho is also well-established!" Gintoki retorted, and then put on a serious look, cleared his throat and continued, "It's like our Wanshiya, the Wanshiya that can solve everything. "

"Isn't it just a small gray workshop that does all kinds of work?" Jiang Cheng curled his lips in disdain, "When did that kind of thing become a real business?"

"Don't underestimate the house of everything! You bastard!"

"Although there is that meaning, but I look down on you even more, don't get me wrong, silver... idiot."

"Bastard, long time no see, do you want to fight?!"

"I'm not interested, because I'm afraid my hands will get dirty."

"You bastard...!!" Yin Shi clenched his fists and looked at Jiang Cheng angrily with blue veins, but then he changed the subject and said, "Hey, when the war ended ten years ago...what the **** are you doing?" Where did you go?"

"Huh?" Jiang Cheng asked in surprise, "Hey, did you come to Yoshihara in the middle of the night to ask such silly questions instead of contributing to GDP?"

"Enough! Answer me!"

"Yinshi...you..." Jiang Cheng propped his chin and thought for a moment, then raised his hand and tapped his palm, "Oh! Do you want to go back now...Sorry, Yinshi, we can't go back anymore Well, then again, I don’t remember having **** with you, so let’s forget about it.”

"What a **** eight o'clock file! Give me enough time!!"

Jiang Cheng shrugged his shoulders: "So what you want to ask, I don't know anything at all."

"You should understand," Yinshi finally became serious, raised his eyes and glanced lightly at Jiang Cheng, "Thinking about all the experiences after the war, in some remote dark corners, maybe not only Darkness. You..."

"You are really disgusting..." Jiang Cheng showed an extremely disgusted or disgusting expression, and said with black lines all over his head: "Do you want to say that I can find my figure? You guy... is too disgusting Right? In short, please give up, I like women!"

"I said it's not that!!"

"Shut up...I really can't stand it," Jiang Cheng said, turned his face away and leaned against the wall to vomit.

Σ_(???」∠) vomit...

"That's why you always make people feel uncomfortable!" Yinshi turned his face away and cursed in a low voice, then thought in his heart: 【Really, that stinky baba (Grandma Dengshi) is nothing Don't say anything. How long will they be playing tricks one by one! 】

"By the way, can you go back?" Jiang Cheng asked, wiping his saliva, "It's too disgusting, so I hope you can go back. Anyway, it's better for us to meet less, this way it may be less in your mind. The degree of favorability towards me in the middle, and then, when you are free, you can go to the street to see women or something. It may be helpful to you. And don’t worry, I will forget what happened tonight.”

"How dare you pretend to be stupid!"

"You..." Jiang Cheng looked at Yin Shi in shock, "Are you still serious?!"

Yin Shi, with the veins on his face, was gearing up: "Ah, seriously, I really want to send you to heaven."

"Σ_(???"∠) vomit..." Jiang Cheng once again vomited while leaning on the wall.

"Ahem," Yue Yong, who arrived at an unknown time, cleared his throat with his hands in his hands and said, "Then what, I'm just passing by, but if he is really unwilling, isn't it a little bit of you to be so reluctant?" Not very good. That... give it up, and then this is a coupon for a tavern. Go get drunk at this time and forget it. Then don’t worry, I won’t tell anyone, and I won’t discriminate against you or even bring I see you with colored glasses, after all...I know that love has various forms."

Looking at the wine coupon of the Cowherd Hotel in his hand, Yin Shi's expression sank instantly.

"Speaking of which, Jiang Cheng," Yue Yong raised her eyes to glance at Jiang Cheng, and asked tentatively, "Would it be better for you to take Kagura over here? Over there..."

"Isn't this discrimination immediately!!" Gintoki roared, "I'm not that kind at all... wait a minute, I'm also a little sick, I feel like vomiting, wait... Σ_(???" ∠) Vomit..."

"Yinshi, please forget about me, I really can't accept it." Jiang Cheng, who just vomited a lot, turned around and tried to persuade him kindly, but just now he couldn't help but lean on the wall Spit up.

Σ_(???」∠) vomit...

"I've already said that's not the case! Bastard!! Did you do it on purpose?!" Yin Shi wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth and shouted with white eyes, but he couldn't help it as soon as he finished speaking.

Σ_(???」∠) vomit...

"Anyway, don't mention this matter again!" Jiang Cheng raised his hand and said, "It's over! Yinshi! Otherwise, when I think of you sneaking into my tent in the middle of the night during the war, I feel a chill down my back. By the way It’s not just me, you guys have been in the wig tent, Gaozi’s tent, and Sakamoto’s tent, and although you were kicked out because your feet smelled too bad, you really... Σ_(???」∠) vomit... ..."

Yinshi clenched his fists and retorted loudly in an instant: "That's just a person who feels a little scared to sleep in a place full of corpses, bastard! By the way, you also secretly called the customs at night because you were afraid. The takeaway from the store! Then the next day, the girl who came to the door said, "That guy didn't do anything, he just slept together all night, and he had to accompany him to pee late at night, so he thought he was going to play something In the wild, he still didn’t do anything, what a weird guy~” Such words! "

"No, that's not me, it's you." Jiang Cheng replied with narrowed eyes and raised his hand.

"Ah! It seems to be true!" Yin Shi was surprised, "But why don't I have the impression of paying?"

"It was Wig and Gao Zai who chipped in to send that girl away, because some scumbag didn't do anything, so there's no need to pay for it."

"So that's it." Yin Shi raised his hand to knock, but then he reacted again, "It's big!! It's not talking about such a thing at all!"

"Did you do nothing to the wandering girl who called you..." Yue Yong muttered with her chin propped up, and then looked at Jiang Cheng, "Speaking of which, should I also tell A Miao to let the glasses boy Consider changing jobs or something. Also, don't worry."

Speaking, Yue Yong looked at Yinshi again, "I won't talk too much about other things."

"Shut up! Don't think about me anymore! Do you need me to prove it?! You stinky woman!!"

"Yinshi, it's something that you can't come..." Jiang Cheng silently turned his face away, "Forget it."

"That's right." Yue Yong silently turned her face away.

"Kill you all—!!"

…

Looking at the downstairs on the street, he left angrily and said that he wanted to find a place to prove his Yinshi~IndoMTL.com~ Jiang Cheng curled his lips calmly.

"As always, an idiot..."

"You too." Yue Yong replied lightly.

"No, I didn't have to call my name every ten seconds because I was afraid of letting the girl accompany you to the toilet."

Hearing the sound, the corners of Yue Yong's eyes twitched uncontrollably.

"Why would you know such a thing?"

"Actually, during that time..." Jiang Cheng silently turned his face away, "I often suffered from insomnia (because of fear)."

"There is no difference at all! Is it because you are afraid? Is it because you are afraid of ghosts? Are you too powerful? You kill people during the day, but you are afraid of that kind of thing and dare not sleep at night. Are you all idiots? "

"Who... knows."

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