Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 696: : Don’t underestimate the initial settings! !

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Except for a few people, most people will honestly stay at home such a noon, the few people (Kagura) who are holding umbrellas and sweating like rain, open their mouths without love.

"It's so hot Aru..."

Similar eyes were filled with some kind of hopeless silver on his face, and he made a voice without motivation: "What's going on this summer? Today is the highest temperature in the history of meteorological observation. "

Confused eyes, the glasses without the slightest pause in sweat took the words weakly: "Is this also the influence of the greenhouse effect? ​​What will the earth become?"

"No, that's not what I'm talking about." Kagura replied contemptuously, then stared blankly at the natural roll and Shinbaha who were leaning against him shamelessly to enjoy the parasol, "What I said was You two are sticking to me and I'm dying of heat. Get out of here! This is my parasol Aru!"

"Don't speak so loudly, you will be suspected."

Yin Shi let out a feeble reminder, and then looked at the target or surveillance target of this mission not far away - the uncle who engaged in extramarital affairs and his cheating partner.

"On a hot day, it's even more suspicious for us to move like the three brothers of the dumplings!!" Kagura complained frantically with white eyes.

Yin Shi reluctantly replied: "If you go out under the sun on such a hot day, the three brothers of dumplings will become three brothers of grilled skewers. Just let us hide for a while. Don't always enjoy the shade under the umbrella by yourself. ."

"What did you say?!" Kagura was instantly unhappy, and retorted excitedly: "I'm not Aru who likes to hold a parasol all day long! Our Night Rabbit clan..."

"Okay, okay," Gintoki interrupted Kagura impatiently, "Anyway, the setting of being afraid of the sun is probably almost forgotten, right? This setting is not easy to handle, right?"

"Huh? What did you say!"

Xinba took over the words tepidly: "Up until now, I have run around in the sun without using an umbrella several times, and I don't care about the character settings. It's so hot. , all these things are thrown away."

"Don't use the heat as a shield to say such incredible things! You bastards!"

"It's been such a long time, it's inevitable that there will be one or two settings that get in the way," Gintoki replied indifferently, "Everyone will definitely understand, it's like the next scene is suddenly missing. Bring a parasol or a pair of glasses, and no one will complain."

"I'm going to complain!!" Xin Bazhu retorted in an instant, "If the settings are messed up, it's like killing a character directly?!"

"Enough! Don't talk nonsense and get out of here!" Kagura first kicked Yinshi out with white eyes, and then kicked Xin Baha out in a hurry, "I'm almost suffocated!"

"No, no!!" Yinshi got into the umbrella again, and competed with Kagura for control of the umbrella, and at the same time replied angrily, "I don't want to become a roaster! Absolutely not!! "

At the same time, Xin Ba Haw was also struggling with the two under the umbrella for the small shade of the umbrella, but suddenly, Xin Ba Haw found something and pointed to the target that disappeared at the corner of the street ahead Said: "Yin Sang! The target is heading towards the street of the love hotel!"

"What?!" Gintoki was startled, and at the same time grabbed Kagura's sunshade and rushed towards the corner of the street ahead, "Hurry up and take out the camera!"

However, it was only after Yinshi and Xin Baji rushed to the street intersection of this so-called love hotel that they found that there was no sign of the target, or that the two should have got into a certain love hotel. middle.

"Oops, the two of them slipped away." Xin Baha said bitterly, "It's obviously a good time to seize the evidence of cheating."

"No, they must be in which hotel, right?" Gintoki replied, "No way, let's just keep staring here and aim for the moment they come out."

"Huh?" Xin Ba Hao was surprised, then turned his face to look at Yin Shi, "Want to be in this scorching hell?"

"Anyway, I'll be watching here first, you guys will change shifts in about thirty minutes." After speaking, Gintoki turned his head and looked aside, "Hey, Kagura, lend me your parasol. "

Besides Xin Ba Hae expressionlessly pointed to the sunshade in Yinshi's hand and reminded: "If you have a sunshade, you already have Yinsang."

"Oh! Oops!" Yin Shi noticed the parasol in his hand, and then shouted to Kagura, who was crawling on the ground in a large font not far away: "Hey, Kagura, I'll take this parasol first. Borrowed."

But... Kagura, who was lying on the ground, didn't respond, as if he didn't hear it.

"Hey...are you listening? Kagura?" Gintoki called out tentatively a second time.

However...still unresponsive, lying on the ground motionless.

Shinbaha raised her glasses and said, "Hey, Gin-sang, don't you think Kagura-chan looks a little weird?"

At this time, the two people reacted and trotted over quickly.

"Kagura-chan." Shinhachi lowered his head and shouted, but got no response.

"Hey, God..." Gintoki immediately threw away the parasol in his hand when he noticed something was wrong, and squatted down to help the girl who was not delicate but looked very delicate at the moment.

Looking at Kagura with her eyes closed, her face was still panting in pain, Ginshi shouted again: "Kagura, hello! Kagura!"

At the same time, Xinba Haw also realized that something was wrong, and said eagerly: "Kagura-chan-!!"

……

Oedo Hospital.

In a certain doctor's office, Gintoki, with a somewhat restless look on his face, swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and asked nervously to the doctor in front of him who was very similar to a certain crew next door.

"That... doctor, how is Kagura?"

"It's just pure heatstroke," the doctor replied.

Hearing the sound, Shin Baha and Gin Shi breathed a sigh of relief at the same time.

"That's great..." Shin Baha said happily.

But before they could relax for two seconds, the doctor continued: "It seems like that, but her condition is a bit wrong."

“Huh?”×2

Gintoki and Shin Baha raised their heads at the same time, and the expressions they had just relaxed changed at the same time.

The doctor looked at the medical examination report on Kagura in his hand and said slowly: "I temporarily took emergency measures, but the fever has not subsided. She is not from the earth, right? And she seems to be quite a rare heavenly person. , Unfortunately, our hospital does not have detailed data on the Night Rabbit clan. But I heard that the Night Rabbit is a race that has absolutely no resistance to sunlight, you guys…”

Speaking, the doctor raised his head and stared sharply at the two of them, "...Do you know what's going on? For example, let her be exposed to the sun for a long time or something."

It was only for a moment, Gintoki and Shinhachi lowered their heads at the same time.

"No, I don't know." Gintoki said, but cold sweat dripped from his face, and his pupils began to tremble.

The doctor went on to say: "Or on a hot day like this, not hydrating overwork or something."

"No, I didn't know!"

"Prepare to put her in the hospital, let's wait and see for a while." Said, the doctor placed Kagura's pathology report on the side table, "In the meantime, I will check the detailed data and A hospital that can accept her. For now, I can't say whether she will get better or worse..."

……

Gintoki and Shinhachi, who silently walked out of the doctor's office and walked to the door silently, stayed silent for a long time at the door with their heads down and black faces.

"It's my...our fault," Shin Baha broke the silence, closing his eyes with a look of unbearable expression on his face, "It's all because we underestimated Kagura's settings to become like that!!"

"You... cold, calm down." Yin Shi patted Xin Ba Ha's shoulder, although he had no confidence, he still comforted as he walked: "It's not a serious illness, she has been in the sun so far. Although it is a sweltering heat this time, it is not so serious.”

Shinbaha walked with her head lowered and said with a hint of disappointment: "Maybe she has been forcing herself to die in front of us, Kagura-chan has been stuck on Earth for a long time, and maybe one day her body will be destroyed. swallowed by the sun."

Listening to Shin Baha's words, Gintoki's face became more and more ugly.

"Ah! It's all our fault!" Xin Baha suddenly stopped and complained to himself while hitting his head against the wall, "It's all our fault! It will be!"

"Don't worry so much!" Yin Shi hurriedly shouted and comforted, "How could she lose to the sun! And don't forget, she is not the only night rabbit on Earth! Some idiot is After 20 years on earth, nothing happened! Back then, that idiot's favorite thing was to bask in the sun on the roof at noon! If that kind of guy is all right, then the **** who is related Le will be fine! Don't worry, let it go..."

Yin Shi didn't finish his words, when suddenly he heard the urgent voices of nurses, accompanied by the rapid footsteps.

"Get out of the way! Get out of the way!!"

"Emergency surgery! Hurry up and schedule emergency surgery!"

"How's your breathing? Ah! No! Artificial respiration! Hurry up!"

"Is the stun gun ready?! Hurry up!!"

……

Gintoki and Shinpachi looked at Jiang Cheng, who had rolled his eyes in pain and rolled his eyes on the hospital bed he had passed by, and the nurses who were surrounding him nervously and pushed him to the operating room. The two of them... were silent.

After that, Yueyong, who walked slowly and heavy, shook her head slightly and sighed after seeing Gintoki and Shinhachi.

"Do... get ready." Yue Yong said, and then walked slowly towards the operating room again.

After Yueyong left, Xinba Haw finally had a reaction, only to see him slam his head against the wall again and again.

"Kagura-chan-!!"

"Hey! I said calm down!!" Yin Shi widened his bloodshot dead fish eyes and shouted, "Don't you know that things like genes can evolve?! Don't you know that one generation is stronger than the next?! Kagura is definitely better than that guy who is as troublesome as a woman every month! He must be yelling in the ward right now, "Things other than raw egg rice bowls are people. Do you have something to eat?" Trust her! "

Speaking, Gintoki opened the door of the ward on the side and greeted Kagura sitting on the hospital bed with a relaxed tone: "Really? Kagura?"

Kagura, who was sitting on the hospital bed in a hospital gown, stared blankly at the sick meal in front of him. For the first time, Ding Gong spoke Mandarin.

"Didn't I say no? I don't have any appetite."

"But if you don't eat, your body won't be able to support it." The nurse beside her kindly advised.

At this time, the expressions of Gintoki and Shinhachi on the side changed from shock to some kind of panic.

"Isn't it good to eat it?" Kagura continued with dull eyes, "I know my own body best, ahem..."

Looking at Kagura who suddenly covered his mouth and coughed, Shinbaha hurriedly trotted to the hospital bed: "Kagura-chan!"

"Ah..." Still staring at the eyes that were stunned and relieved, Kagura said weakly: "You two are here..."

"Kagura-chan, what's the matter with you!" Shinpachi asked in a panic.

Yin Shi twitched the corners of his mouth, covered in cold sweat, and asked in a trembling voice, "Why are you speaking Mandarin? Why did you suddenly start coughing?"

Xin Baha bit her lower lip with a sad face: "You...you don't even eat, it's...so serious...!!"

"I'm sorry," Kagura lowered his head, showing an expression of remorse that was unusually relieved, and apologized softly: "It's all my fault, I screwed up all the work. I tried my best not to cause you trouble, but it seems to be counterproductive, you don't have to. Worry about me anymore, I know it will become like this one day, bloodthirsty and dangerous people like us who can only survive in the shadows, really don't deserve to live on this sun-drenched planet. So warm There is no place for us under the sun. But..."

As he spoke, Kagura raised his hand with a hanging needle and gently pressed it to his forehead, blocking the harsh sunlight for his eyes.

"...Even if this body is scorched by this scorching sun, even if it is tortured by this unbearable pain, and my life is constantly being cut, I don't want to leave you. Maybe it's just my willfulness."

The cold sweat continued on his face, his expression was stiff, and Yin Shi, whose eyes were covered with black lines, panicked: [So you are so painful? ! Have you been patient all the time? ! ]

"So don't worry about me anymore, Gin-chan." Kagura looked up, smiled softly and continued, "It's not Gin-chan's fault."

[No, it's obviously my fault! It really is my fault! ]

"Hey... Kagura," Yinshi pretended to take two steps forward calmly, and called out tentatively, "Don't make fun of us, isn't this just heatstroke? It's alright. You, you are too exaggerated. Don't worry, it'll be fine soon."

As he spoke, Gintoki tentatively patted Kagura on the back to cheer him on.

Who expected...

"Wow-!!" Kagura spit out a large mouthful of "blood" in an instant, and the large amount of blood instantly dyed the quilt on Kagura's body red.

"Kagura-chan-!!" Shinpachi squeaked in horror.

"What did you just do!" The nurse rushed forward, "Call the doctor! Hurry up and call the doctor!"

"Kagura-chan! Kagura-chan!!" Shinpachi shouted in grief.

As for Yin Shi, the calmness on his face has long since disappeared, and there is only a certain despair and... self-blame left.

"Leave this to us first!" The nurse said while pushing Gintoki and Shinhachi out, "Stop provoking her!"

Ignoring the knock on the door and the uninterrupted shouting of Xinbaji, the nurse dragged out a whole box of persimmon juice that had been emptied from under the hospital bed and complained: "Really, you are in What are you doing? Even though you are told to add water, you will naturally be unable to eat after drinking so much."

"Cheese—" Kagura raised his head and wiped the persimmon juice from the corner of his mouth, "I'm sorry."

Immediately afterwards, Kagura smirked secretly, thinking in his heart: [Hmph, it's more effective than I imagined, feel a little more responsibility, and blame yourself even more! You dare to despise other people's heavy settings and treat others at will, so please give me a good self-reflection, Aru! Fortunately, the hospital's knowledge of night rabbits is not enough, and no one found out that I just have a common cold. Now is the best time! Let you guys know how heavy my setup is and how important my presence is! I'll keep it like this for a while longer, and have fun with them...hehehehe...]

……

"First... don't give up!"

Outside the ward, Yin Shi raised his head~IndoMTL.com~ Although his eyes were still shaking, he still encouraged him: "There is another one on the other side! I know him well! It will never be because of this. It's all over! As long as that idiot is ok, Kagura will be ok in the end! Alright! Come see that idiot with me! Ahaha..."

Afterwards, Yin Shi walked towards the ward next to him while taking Xin Ba Ha's shoulders on his own.

When Yin Shi opened the door, he said easily, "Hey, Jiang Cheng, I just saw you..."

But before he could finish speaking, Yin Shi suddenly saw that Jiang Cheng, who was sitting on the hospital bed in his hospital gown, opened his mouth and spit out a large mouthful of blood.

And...not just vomiting blood, but apparently...a large amount of black blood clots.

"Ah, it's silver time..." Jiang Cheng wiped the "blood" from the corners of his mouth and raised his head tremblingly, "Thank you so much for visiting me at this time, but I..."

"We went to the wrong room, sorry."

After saying that, Gintoki closed the sliding door and stood outside the door with a black face and was just silent.