Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 696: : Don’t underestimate the initial settings! !

The cicadas are constantly singing, the ground is steaming, and the streets are empty. This may be the truest portrayal of this hot summer.

Except for a few people, most people will stay at home honestly at such a noon, and the few people (Kagura) who are sweating under umbrellas but still raining like rain, open their mouths without love.

"It's so hot, Aru..."

Similarly, when some kind of hopeless silver was written on his face, he made a voice with no motivation at all: "What is going on in this summer today, today is said to be the highest temperature in the history of meteorological observation. "

With confused eyes, glasses with sweat without a break, he took the words weakly: "Is this also the effect of the greenhouse effect? ​​What will the earth become?"

"No, that's not what I'm talking about." Kagura replied contemptuously, and then looked at the natural curls and Xinbaji who were shamelessly enjoying the parasol by her side, "I'm talking about You two are sticking to me, making me almost die of heat. Get out of here! This is my parasol, Aru!"

"Don't speak so loudly, you will be suspected."

Yinshi gave a weak reminder, and then looked not far away at the target of the entrusted task or the target of surveillance—the uncle who had an extramarital affair and his cheating partner.

"Isn't it more suspicious that we move like a group of three brothers on a hot day!!" Kagura complained wildly with white eyes.

Yinshi replied helplessly: "If you go out in the sun on such a hot day, the three brothers of the dumpling will become the three brothers of the skewers. Let us hide for a while. Don't always enjoy the coolness under the parasol Already."

"What are you talking about?!" Kagura became unhappy for a moment, and retorted excitedly: "I'm not Aru who just keeps a parasol all day long because I like it! We, the night rabbits..."

"Okay, okay," Gintoki interrupted Kagura's words impatiently, "Anyway, the setting of being afraid of the sun must have been almost forgotten, right? This setting is not easy to deal with, right?"

"Huh? What are you talking about!"

Xin Baji took up the conversation nonchalantly: "Until now, there have been several times without an umbrella, running around directly under the sun, don't worry about the character setting and so on. It's so hot , Throw all these things away."

"Don't use the hot weather as a shield to say such terrible things! These two bastards!"

"It's been such a long time, it's inevitable that there will be one or two settings that get in the way," Yinshi replied indifferently, "Everyone will understand, it's like the next scene suddenly lacks a Bring a parasol or a pair of glasses, and no one will complain."

"I'm going to complain!!" Xin Baji retorted in an instant, "If the settings are messed up, it's like killing a character directly, okay?!"

"That's enough! Stop talking nonsense and get the **** out of here!" Kagura kicked Yin Shi out of the way, and then kicked Xin Hachi out angrily, "I'm almost suffocated!"

"Don't!!" Gintoki got into the umbrella again, competed with Kagura for the control of the umbrella, and at the same time replied angrily, "I don't want to become a roasted person! Absolutely not!! "

At the same time, Xin Baji was also trying to compete with the two under the umbrella for the small umbrella shade, but suddenly, Xin Baji discovered something and pointed at the target that disappeared at the corner of the street ahead. Said: "Yin Sang! The goal is towards the love hotel street!"

"What?!" Gintoki was shocked, and at the same time grabbed Kagura's parasol and rushed towards the corner of the street ahead, "Hurry up and take out the camera!"

However, after Yinshi and Xin Baji rushed to the intersection of this so-called love hotel, they realized that the target was no longer there. In other words, the two should have already entered a certain love hotel middle.

"Too bad, I was slipped away by the two of them." Xin Baji said distressedly, "It's obviously a great time to seize the evidence of cheating."

"No, they must be in some hotel, right?" Yinshi replied, "There is no way, we will continue to stare here, aiming at the moment they come out."

"Huh?" Xin Baji was surprised, then turned his face to look at Yinshi, "Do you want to be in this scorching hell?"

"Anyway, I'll keep an eye on it first, and you guys will change shifts in about 30 minutes." Saying that, Gintoki turned his head and looked aside, "Hey, Kagura, lend me your parasol. "

Xin Baji on the side pointed to the parasol in Yinshi's hand expressionlessly, and reminded: "As for the parasol, Yinsang, you already have it."

"Oh! Oops!" Only then did Yinshi notice the parasol in his hand, and then he shouted at Kagura who was crawling on the ground in a large font not far away: "Hey, Kagura, let me take this parasol first." Borrowed."

But... Kagura lying on the ground didn't respond, as if he didn't hear it.

"Hey...are you listening? Kagura?" Gintoki called out a second time tentatively.

However... still no response, lying motionless on the ground.

At this time, Xinbaji raised his glasses and said, "Hey, Yinsang, don't you think Kagura-chan looks a little weird?"

At this moment, the two of them came to their senses and trotted over quickly.

"Kagura-chan." Xin Bachi lowered his head and shouted, but there was no response.

"Hey, god..." Yinshi, who sensed something was wrong, immediately threw away the parasol in his hand, and squatted down to help the girl who was not delicate but looked extremely fragile at the moment.

Looking at Kagura who was panting in pain with her eyes closed, Gintoki yelled again: "Kagura, hello! Kagura!"

At the same time, Xinbaji also realized that something was wrong, and said eagerly: "Kagura-chan—!!"

…

Oedo Hospital.

In a certain doctor's office, Yin Shi, who had a restless expression on his face, swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and nervously asked the doctor in front of him who was very similar to a crew next door.

"That...doctor, how is Kagura doing?"

"It's just heatstroke." The doctor replied.

Hearing the sound, Xin Baji and Yinshi breathed a sigh of relief at the same time.

"Great..." Xin Baji said with some joy.

But before the two of them could relax for two seconds, the doctor continued: "It seems so, but something is wrong with her condition."

"Hey?"×2

Yinshi and Xinbaji raised their heads at the same time, and their relaxed expressions changed at the same time.

Looking at the medical examination report on Kagura in his hand, the doctor slowly said: "I did some emergency treatment temporarily, but the fever didn't go away. She's not from Earth, is she? And she seems to be quite a rare celestial being , Unfortunately, our hospital does not have detailed data on the Yetu family. But I heard that Yetu is a race that is completely immune to sunlight, you..."

As he spoke, the doctor raised his head and stared at the two of them with sharp eyes, "...do you know what's going on? For example, let her be exposed to the sun for a long time."

Just for a moment, Gintoki and Shin Hachi lowered their heads at the same time.

"No, I don't know." Yinshi said, but the cold sweat on his face came out drop by drop, and his pupils began to tremble at the same time.

The doctor went on to say: "Or in this hot day, there is no such thing as overworking with water."

"No, I don't know!"

"Get her ready to be hospitalized, let's wait and see for a while." As he spoke, the doctor placed Kagura's pathology report on the table beside him, "During this period, I will check the detailed data and The hospital that can accept her. For now, I can't say whether she will get better or worse..."

…

Yinshi and Xin Baji, who came out of the doctor's office silently and closed the door silently, kept silent for a long, long time at the door with their heads lowered and dark faces.

"My...our fault," Shin Hachi broke the silence, closing his eyes and showing a look of unbearable expression, "It's all because we underestimated Kagura's setting that it became like that!!"

"You... are cold, calm down." Yinshi patted Xin Baji on the shoulder, although he had no confidence, he comforted him while walking: "It's not a serious illness, she has been under the sun until now I'm alive and kicking, even though it's scorching hot this time, it's not so serious."

Xin Baji lowered her head and said while walking with difficulty concealing her disappointment: "Maybe she has been forcing herself to persevere in front of us. Kagura-chan has been stranded on the earth for a long time, maybe one day her body will be broken." Be devoured by the sun."

Hearing Xin Baji's words, Yinshi's face became more and more ugly.

"Ah! It's all our fault!" Xin Baji stopped suddenly, and complained to himself while banging his head against the wall, "It's all our fault! If we were more reliable This will happen!"

"Don't worry so much!" Yinshi hurriedly shouted and comforted, "How could she lose to the sun! And don't forget, there is more than one night rabbit on the earth! Some idiot is I’ve been on the earth for twenty years and nothing happened! Back then, that idiot’s favorite thing was to bask in the sun on the roof at noon! If that kind of guy is okay, then the gods who are related Le will be fine! Don't worry, let it go..."

Yinshi hadn't finished speaking when he suddenly heard the anxious voices of the nurses from the side, accompanied by the sound of hurried footsteps.

"Get out of the way! Get out of the way!!"

"Emergency surgery! Arrange emergency surgery quickly!"

"How's your breathing? Ah! No! Artificial respiration! Hurry up!"

"Is the stun gun ready?! Hurry up!!"

…

Looking at Jiang Cheng, who was rolling his eyes in pain, on the hospital bed passing by in front of him, and the nervous nurses surrounding him pushing him to the operating room, Gintoki and Shinpachi The two of them... fell silent.

After that, Yueyong, who walked slowly and heavily, shook his head slightly and sighed after seeing Yinshi and Xinbaji.

"Do...get ready." Yue Yong said, and then walked slowly towards the operating room again.

After Yueyong left, Xin Baji finally reacted, and saw him slam his head against the wall again and again.

"Kagura-chan—!!"

"Hey! I told you to calm down!!" Yin Shi widened his bloodshot dead fish eyes and yelled with saliva, "Don't you know that things like genes can evolve?! Don’t you know that one generation is better than the other?! Kagura is definitely better than the guy who is in trouble with women every month! He must be shouting in the ward right now, “Everything other than raw egg rice is human Do you want to eat?” Believe her! "

Speaking, Yinshi opened the door of the ward beside him, and greeted Kagura who was sitting on the hospital bed in a relaxed tone: "Is that so? Kagura?"

Sitting on the hospital bed wearing a hospital gown, Kagura stared blankly at the patient meal in front of him, making Kugimiya speak Mandarin for the first time.

"Didn't I say no? I don't have any appetite."

"But if you don't eat, your body will not be able to hold on." The nurse on the side advised kindly.

At this moment, the expressions of Gintoki and Shin Hachi on the side changed from shock to panic.

"It won't get better if you eat it, right?" Kagura continued with blank eyes, "I know my body best, cough cough..."

Looking at Kagura who suddenly covered his mouth and coughed, Xin Bachi trotted to the hospital bed: "Kagura-chan!"

"Ah..." Kagura said weakly, still staring at his eyes that were so relieved, "You two are here..."

"Kagura-chan, what's wrong with you!" Xin Baji asked in a panic.

Yin Shi twitched the corners of his mouth, sweating all over his head, and asked in a trembling voice, "Why did you speak Mandarin? Why did you suddenly start coughing?"

Xin Baji bit his lower lip, with a sad expression on his face: "You...you didn't even eat, it's...so serious...!!"

"I'm sorry," Kagura lowered his head with an expression of remorse, and apologized softly: "It's all my fault, I messed up all the work. I tried my best not to cause trouble for you, but it seems to be counterproductive. You don't have to Don't worry about me anymore, I know that one day it will become like this, people like us who are bloodthirsty and dangerous, who can only survive in the shadows, really don't deserve to live on this sunny planet. Such a warm There is no place for us under the sun. But..."

Speaking, Kagura raised the hand still tied with the needle and gently pressed it on his forehead, blocking the somewhat dazzling sunlight for his eyes.

"... Even if this body is burned by the scorching sun, even if I am tortured by this unbearable pain, and my life is constantly reduced, I don't want to leave you. Maybe this is just my willfulness."

Cold sweat continued on his face, his expression was stiff, and Yin Shi, whose eyes were covered with black lines, panicked: 【So you are in such pain? ! Have you been patient all this time? ! 】

"So don't worry about me anymore, Silver-chan." Kagura looked up, smiled softly and continued, "It's not Silver-chan's fault."

【No, this is obviously my fault! It's all my fault! 】

"Hey... Kagura," Gintoki pretended to take two steps forward calmly, and called out tentatively, "Stop joking with us, isn't this just heatstroke? It's okay. You, you are exaggerating Don't worry, it will be fine soon."

Speaking, Gintoki tentatively patted Kagura on the back to cheer him up.

Who would have expected...

"Wow!" Kagura spit out a big mouthful of "blood" in an instant, and a large amount of blood instantly dyed a large area of ​​the quilt on Kagura's body red.

"Kagura-chan—!!" Shin Hachi let out a panic.

"What did you do just now!" The nurse rushed forward, "Call the doctor! Call the doctor quickly!"

"Kagura-chan! Kagura-chan!!" Shin Hachi shouted in grief.

As for Yinshi, the calmness on his face has long since disappeared, leaving only a certain hopelessness and... self-blame.

"Leave it to us first!" The nurse said while pushing Yin Shi and Xin Baji outside, "Don't continue to stimulate her!"

Ignoring the knock on the door and Xin Baji's continuous shouting, the nurse lady dragged out the empty box of persimmon juice from under the hospital bed, and complained: "Really, you are here What are you doing? Although I told you to drink water, you can’t eat after drinking so much.”

"Cheese—" Kagura raised his head and wiped the persimmon juice from the corner of his mouth, "I'm sorry."

Immediately afterwards, Kagura smirked secretly, thinking in her heart: [Hmph, it is more effective than imagined, feel more responsibility, and blame yourself even more! How dare you underestimate other people's heavy settings, and treat others casually, you should reflect on me, Alu! Fortunately, this hospital doesn't have enough knowledge about Yetu, and no one has discovered that I just have a common cold. Now is the best time! Let you know how heavy my setting is and how important my existence is! I'll keep like this for a while longer, let's have fun with the two of them... Hehehehe...]

…

"First... don't rush to give up!"

Outside the ward, Yinshi raised his head, although his eyes were still trembling, he still encouraged him and said, "There's another one on the other side! I know him well! I definitely won't end the game just because of this kind of thing." !As long as that idiot is okay~IndoMTL.com~ Kagura will be fine in the end! Alright! Come with me to see that idiot! Ahaha..."

Afterwards, Yinshi walked towards the side ward with his arms around Xin Baji's shoulders.

When Yinshi opened the door, he said very easily, "Hey, Jiang Cheng, I saw you just now..."

But before he finished speaking, Yin Shi suddenly saw Jiang Cheng, who was wearing a hospital gown and sitting on the hospital bed, opened his mouth and spit out a big mouthful of blood.

And... not just vomiting blood, it seems that there are also... a large number of black blood clots.

"Ah, it's Yinshi..." Jiang Cheng wiped the "blood" from the corner of his mouth, and raised his head tremblingly, "Thank you for coming to see me at this time, but I..."

"We went to the wrong room, sorry."

Finally, Yinshi closed the sliding door, and stood outside the door with a dark face, just silent.

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