Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 697: : Life…is in motion!

Latest website: "Yin Sang, that..." Xin Ba Ha was about to say something, but was interrupted by Yin Shi raising his hand.

Yin Shi lowered his head and said with a dark face: "Xin Ba Ha, we just went to the wrong ward, we didn't see anything, remember it for me!"

"No, it's definitely Jiang..."

"No!!" Yin Shi shouted.

"Oh, I'm really bothering you." Yue Yong, who was carrying a convenience bag in his hand, walked over slowly, "I even came to see that kind of guy who was already helpless."

【No, no help! ! 】 Xin Ba Haw and Yin Shi were surprised at the same time.

"That, that, Miss Yueyong..." Xin Baha raised his head, showing a face that had been thoroughly played with, and stumblingly asked: "Illness, disease, the cause of... is... God... Is it the weather?"

"Let's put it that way." Yue Yong sighed helplessly and replied, "I reminded that idiot a long time ago, but... hey, it should be said that it is self-inflicted."

Hearing Yue Yong's words, Yin Shi and Xin Ba Ha were even worse off, then bowed their heads and nodded their goodbye at the same time, and left slowly.

Yue Yong glanced at Yin Shi and Xin Ba Ha, who lowered their heads and slowly left, but didn't take it seriously, opened the door of the ward and walked in.

Looking at the nurses and sisters who were huddled around Jiang Cheng, Yueyong burst into flames for no reason, and then smashed the convenience bag in her hand onto Jiang Cheng's head.

"It hurts!" Jiang Cheng cried out in pain, then rubbed his head and looked at the person who came and complained, "What are you doing? Now that I'm a patient, can't I be more gentle? I can't be as gentle as the nurses and sisters. A little?"

"What kind of patient are you?" Yueyong looked at Jiang Cheng as if she were looking at garbage, "I spent a week in my room playing games, overeating, and drinking so many cold drinks, without ever having a door. I’ve been out, and I’ve stayed up late to play games every day. There’s no rhythm in life. It’s only natural that I have gastrointestinal problems! And I just ate so much iced watermelon after I had the dangling injection… You should die soon. "

"Don't tell me I don't want to go out!" Jiang Cheng retorted loudly without any confidence, "It's just because the weather is too hot! You can't go out in this weather! Going out will be done by people. It will be roasted dry!!"

"At least let me move around! It's no wonder that I won't get sick if I don't move a step!"

"Playing games can not only train the brain and develop intelligence, but also exercise the flexibility of the fingers, and also make people feel physically and mentally happy. How can there be such a great exercise in the world?"

Looking at Jiang Cheng who was holding his hands and eyes closed and nodding constantly, the blue veins on Yueyong's forehead burst out one after another.

"Oh! I really got my POP!" Looking at the handheld game console in the convenience bag, Jiang Cheng exclaimed, "Thank you! It's boring!"

"Huh?" A nurse on the side pouted and complained, "Do you still want to play with something like this? Didn't you say you want to play with others?"

"What did you say?" Jiang Cheng hummed softly, then reached out and raised the chin of the nurse in front of him, and then said softly, "If you want to play, you have to wait until the evening to have fun, I am the kind of person who knows how to play. The type that saves the best food for the last bite~”

"Yeah~~!!" The nurse screamed directly with excitement.

"Also... I have a bad stomach recently, so I can only eat something gentle, and be prepared."

"Yeah-!!"

This time, Miss Nurse was not screaming because of excitement, but because of Jiang Cheng's head, which was pierced with blood that could not stop spouting out.

……

At night, the nurse, who was going to attack at night, opened the door of Jiang Cheng's ward, and saw Yueyong sitting in front of the hospital bed with Erlang's legs crossed, and her body wrapped in gauze on the hospital bed with only two eyes exposed. After Jiang Cheng with a mouth, he silently backed out.

Looking at the closed door, Jiang Cheng squinted his eyes and turned to Yueyong: "Hey, why are you here?"

"Looking at you scum." Yue Yong replied indifferently.

"You give me enough time!" Jiang Chengbai shouted angrily, "I'm ready to play like this! I've changed my clothes! In the end, you didn't need to change at all. !”

By the way, the current Jiang Cheng... For some unknown reason, he has broken bones in many parts of his body, and the bandages that were tied in advance have played their role well.

"Also..." Yueyong's cheeks showed an unnatural pink color, and she turned away silently, "What kind of gentleness you want, I also...that..."

Seeing Yueyong's performance, Jiang Cheng was startled: "Hey? No way? Yueyue you... can't you? You...you...do you mean...hey! Wait a minute! Yueyue! Calm down a bit. It's a bit rude to say that, but I didn't treat you..."

"Here, the gentleness you want." Yueyong handed the shopping bag in her hand to Jiang Cheng, and interrupted Jiang Cheng's words at the same time.

Looking at the bag full of bafilin painkillers, Jiang Cheng instantly became expressionless.

(Bafilin Bufferin: a pain reliever, the slogan is - half of Bafilin is gentle.)

Jiang Cheng lowered his head and glanced at his body, which was covered in bandages, and then said slowly: "Although it is indeed used at this time, what is this feeling of anger? It is indeed gentle. Yes, but why am I so hot? Hey? Is there something wrong?"

"...If it was a little more gentle...would it be better?" Yueyong, who was holding a few boxes of bafilin, closed her eyes with a slightly raised face, revealing a little... arrogant ?

"Please go back quickly, please." Jiang Cheng lowered his head silently.

“How about ten more boxes?”

"Please!!"

After such a small farce, Yue Yongcai said indifferently, "It seems Kagura is also hospitalized."

"Huh?" Jiang Cheng, who was playing with POP and eating strawberries in the fruit basket, raised his head and asked, "Is Kagura? What's wrong?"

"I don't know, I just took a look at it today, and this hospital doesn't have much information on Yetu, so it seems that there is no way to diagnose it."

"Is...is it completely helpless?!" Jiang Cheng looked at Yueyong with a shocked expression.

"Hello."

"No, sister Jiang Hua must not be known," Jiang Cheng covered his face full of distressed expressions, "I am not in good health, if I knew it, it might add unnecessary to the already bad body. burden.”

"Not yet diagnosed! Just wait!"

"Anyway, after the funeral is over, I'll fool the past with the reason that Kagura went to a distant planet and couldn't contact the planet to study abroad." "

"No, the one you said is too early to die."

"Kagura—!!" Jiang Cheng cried out in pain, covering his face.

"Hey! You're almost done! You said you're not dead yet!"

"Yueyue...get ready." Jiang Cheng lowered his head and continued with his eyes softly, "Although it's a little naughty, I know that Kagura has always been a good boy. How can I fix it!! "

Yueyong:...

"Also, the most important point," Jiang Cheng continued, "is that the right to hold the funeral must be won, for the funeral money... no, in order to be able to give Kagura a ride. After all... I'm also her little uncle!"

Looking at Jiang Cheng, who was covering his face, unable to hide his grief, Yueyong replied coldly, "I would rather have your funeral organized before doing such a thing. Don't worry, I will definitely do that. It's a grand funeral."

I don't know if it was a coincidence or Kagura heard something from the nurse. At this time, it was very coincidental that he was standing outside Jiang Cheng's ward, sticking to the door and listening to the conversation between the two in the room.

【This... scumbag! ! 】 Kagura was so angry that his whole body was trembling, and his eyes widened and he cursed bitterly in his heart, "I heard that you were hospitalized, and the lovely niece still endured the pain to see you! I didn't expect to be telling such a ridiculous joke! ! If that's the case, then... let you really experience what it's like to lose this once-in-a-millennium cute and invincible beautiful girl's niece...]

Dong dong.

Click——

"Little uncle," Kagura walked in with a dull-eyed, soft expression wearing a hospital gown, "I heard that you were also hospitalized, so I'll take a look."

Seeing Jiang Cheng's expression of disbelief and shock beyond words, Kagura secretly rejoiced: [As expected, even if you say that, my uncle really cares about me. ]

"No...God, Kagura..." Jiang Cheng raised his hand tremblingly, "You, what... what happened?"

"You can just take care of yourself, little uncle." Kagura gently shook his head, "My body...has..."

"Say, what are you talking about?" Jiang Lima jumped out of the hospital bed. Although he was sweating coldly, he still said, "Quick, there are still some snacks and fruits here, eat..."

"Uncle, I'm sorry, I... have no appetite." Kagura covered his mouth and turned his face away, coughing twice.

At this time, Jiang Cheng's expression showed a bit of panic, and even Yue Yong's expression became serious.

"I just want to get closer to my uncle in this short time." Kagura turned around, his eyes were soft, and Ding Gong spoke very natural Mandarin, "After all... in this On earth, my uncle is my only family member."

"Then what, Kagura...you...don't scare my uncle," Jiang Cheng slowly stretched out his hand with a trembling voice, "No, are you alright? One, you must be joking with me, right? "

"I'm sorry, little uncle..." Kagura raised his head and looked at Jiang Cheng softly, "I'm already... satisfied to see you during this short period of time."

After saying that, Kagura slowly turned around and withdrew, leaving only Jiang Cheng, who raised his hand with an expression of disbelief, and Yueyong, who was also somewhat disbelieving.

【Hey hey hey...】 Kagura was overjoyed, 【How is it? Pain? Are you in pain because you are about to lose me? Are you running out of joking? ]

Plop! !

Yue Yong: "Doctor! Hey! Come on here! Breathing and heartbeat stopped! Hey-!! Jiang Cheng, cheer up! Hey! Hey!!"

Looking at the doctors who rushed towards Jiang Cheng's ward, Kagura thought to himself: [Do you care about me so much? ! Care to die? ! ]

……

The next day.

"Little Kagura?" The nurse opened the door of Kagura's ward and asked, "How is your health?"

Kagura, who was picking his teeth with a toothpick with one hand and holding a belly bigger than a pregnant woman with a football team with the other hand, replied feebly, "I always feel like my body is as heavy as a rock. I feel like I need to stay in the hospital for about a week."

Looking at Kagura's two high stacks of empty plates for sick patients and Kagura's protruding belly, the nurse asked, "Ah? Is this an obstetrics and gynecology department?"

At this moment, another nurse opened the door of Kagura's ward and reminded with a smile: "Little Kagura, someone has come to see you."

Hearing the sound, Kagura was startled, then jumped out of bed instantly and threw all the empty dishes down the stairs through the window.

After doing all this, Kagura realized his stomach again, but before Kagura could think of a good idea, Gintoki stepped in and shouted at the same time.

"Kagura..."

Hearing the sound, Kagura didn't have time to think, and flew into the hospital bed and got into the bed.

"Silver... Silver sauce, why... why did you come to see me so early today?"

Looking at Kagura, who was panting and sweating profusely lying on the hospital bed in a weird posture, Gintoki replied, "Ah... ah, we've all been hospitalized recently, are you alright? Breathing is messed up, Is it hard?"

"Yes... a little..." Kagura reluctantly replied, "Since yesterday, my chest has been very stuffy, and I can't sleep."

"Wait...what's the matter with you?" Ginshi, who was sitting on the chair in front of the hospital bed, tentatively asked Kagura, who was lying down again, "The quilt has been propped up."

"Because...because of the sun exposure!" Kagura quickly replied, "My whole body is so swollen because of the sun exposure! Don't look at me now! I don't want you to see it either!"

Yin Shi reluctantly twitched the corners of his mouth and comforted: "God, Kagura... No, don't worry, you are that Kagura, you must have eaten too much? No one will find out."

[Actually, I really ate too much...] Kagura thought to himself.

"Also...also, I've been living here since today."

"Huh?"

"It's cooler than the Master's House, it's air-conditioned, and you can watch Miss Nurse." Yin Shi explained, then rubbed the back of his head and turned his face away slightly, "So you can relax. Go to sleep, this is the same as the house of all things you live in~IndoMTL.com~ Hehehe... He is more considerate than usual, Aru.] Kagura secretly rejoiced in his heart, and once again revealed his godless eyes, using The weak voice replied: "Thank you, Yinjiang... But I don't know how long I can stay with you, so I want to stay awake for a while and stay with you for a while. "

"Don't, stop talking stupid," Yin Shi slowly got up, turned and walked towards the door, "Don't be rude, I'm going to the canteen to buy a jump, do you want me to bring something?"

When looking at Yin who opened the door, Kagura replied softly: "Cloth, pudding, I want to eat now."

"Pudding, right?" Gintoki slowly opened the door, and after a few tenths of a second, he opened the door panting.

"Buy... I bought it." Gintoki raised the shopping bag in his hand.

Looking at Yin Shi, who was panting and sweating profusely, Kagura exclaimed in his heart: [Too fast! ! This is the third floor, the canteen is on the first floor, and Aru came back in an instant! ! Isn't this guy sinful because... I said he wanted to stay with them a little longer, Aru? ]