Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 697: : Life… is movement!

"Yin Sang, that..." Xin Baji was about to say something, but was interrupted by Yin Shi raising his hand.

Yinshi lowered his head and said with a dark face: "Xin Bachi, we just went to the wrong ward, and we didn't see anything, remember it clearly for me!"

"No, that one is definitely Jiang..."

"No!!" Yin Shi shouted.

"Oh, I'm really sorry for your troubles." Yue Yong walked over slowly with a convenience bag in his hand, "He even came to see that hopeless guy."

[No, no help! ! 】Xin Baji and Yinshi were startled at the same time.

"That, that, Miss Yueyong..." Xin Baji raised his head, showing a face that had been completely spoiled by play, and asked in a stumbling manner: "Illness, illness, the cause of the disease... is...God... Is the weather?"

"You can say that." Yue Yong sighed helplessly and replied, "I reminded that idiot a long time ago, but... hey, it should be said that it is self-inflicted."

Hearing what Yueyong said, Yinshi and Xinbaji became even worse, and then bowed their heads at the same time to bid farewell, and left slowly.

Yueyong glanced in surprise at Yinshi and Xinbaji who were slowly leaving with their heads down, but she didn't take it seriously, she opened the door of the ward and walked in.

Looking at the nurses and sisters who were clustering around Jiang Cheng to ask for their care, Yue Yong became furious for no reason, and then casually smashed the convenience bag in his hand on Jiang Cheng's head.

"It hurts!" Jiang Cheng cried out in pain, then rubbed his head and looked at the passer-by and complained, "What are you doing? Now I'm a patient, can't I be more gentle? Can't be as gentle as the nurses and sisters A little?"

"What kind of patient are you?" Yue Yong looked at Jiang Cheng as if looking at garbage, "I stayed in the room for a week, played games, overeating, and drank so many cold drinks, and I didn't even come out once. I have stayed up late every day to play games, and my life has no rules. It is only natural that I have stomach problems! Moreover, I just finished receiving injections and ate so many iced watermelons... You guys should die soon. "

"Don't tell me I don't want to go out!" Jiang Cheng retorted loudly without confidence, "It's just because the weather is too hot! It's impossible to go out in this kind of weather! If you go out, you will become a man." !It will be roasted and dry!!"

"You should at least walk around for me! No wonder you won't get sick if you don't move a step!"

"Playing games can not only train the brain and develop intelligence, but also exercise the flexibility of fingers, and also make people happy physically and mentally. May I ask, where is there such a good sport in the world?"

Looking at Jiang Cheng who was nodding with folded arms and closed eyes, one after another blue veins popped out on Yue Yong's forehead.

"Oh! My POP was brought to me!" Looking at the handheld game console in the convenience bag, Jiang Cheng exclaimed, "Thank you! I'm bored!"

"Hey?" A nurse on the side pouted and complained, "Do you still want to play with such things? Didn't you agree to play with others?"

"What are you talking about?" Jiang Cheng snorted softly, then stretched out his hand to pick up the chin of the nurse in front of him, and continued softly: "If you want to play, you have to wait until night to have fun. The type that saves the best food for the last bite~"

"Ah~~!!" The nurse screamed excitedly.

"Also... I have a bad stomach recently, so I can only eat some soft food, and I should prepare well."

"Yeah!!"

This time, the nurse was not screaming because of excitement, but because of Jiang Cheng's painful head that could not stop spurting blood.

…

At night, the nurse, who was about to attack at night, opened the door of Jiang Cheng's ward, and saw Yue Yong sitting in front of the bed with Erlang's legs crossed, and lying on the bed wrapped in gauze with only two eyes exposed. After talking with Jiang Cheng who opened his mouth, he backed out silently.

Looking at the closed door, Jiang Cheng squinted his eyes and turned to look at Yue Yong: "Hey, why are you here?"

"Look at you scum." Yue Yong replied flatly.

"Give me enough time!" Jiang Chengbai yelled angrily, "I'm ready to play this kind of game! I changed my clothes too! As a result, you didn't need to change at all. Already!"

By the way, the current Jiang Cheng... for some unknown reason, has multiple fractures all over his body, and the bandages that were tied in advance have played their intended role well.

"Also..." Yue Yong's cheeks showed a bit of unnatural pink, and she silently turned her face away, "You want gentleness or something, I also...that..."

Seeing Yueyong's performance, Jiang Cheng was startled: "Hey? No way? Yueyue you...don't you? You...you...do you want...hey! Wait! Yueyue! Calm down !Although it is a bit impolite to say so, but I did not to you..."

"Here, the gentleness you want." Yue Yong handed the shopping bag to Jiang Cheng with a different face, and at the same time interrupted Jiang Cheng's words.

Looking at the bag full of bafilin painkillers, Jiang Cheng instantly became expressionless.

(Bafilin Bufferin: a painkiller, the slogan is - half of Bafilin is gentle.)

Jiang Cheng looked down at his body covered with bandages, and then slowly said: "Although it is indeed something that is used at this time, what is this feeling of anger? It is indeed gentle. Yes, but why am I so angry? Hello? Is there something wrong?"

"...If I were more gentle...would it be better?" Yue Yong, who was holding several boxes of Buffalin, closed her eyes with a slightly raised face, showing a bit of...tsundere ?

"Please go back quickly, please." Jiang Cheng silently lowered his head.

"What about another ten boxes?"

"Please!!"

After such a small farce, Yue Yong said lightly again: "It seems that Kagura is also hospitalized."

"Hey?" Jiang Cheng, who was playing POP with his head down and eating strawberries from the fruit basket, raised his head and asked in doubt, "Is it Kagura? What's wrong?"

"I don't know, I just took a look today, and this hospital doesn't have much information about Yetu, so it seems that there is no way to diagnose it."

"Is... already completely hopeless?!" Jiang Cheng looked at Yue Yong in shock.

"Hello."

"No, we must not let Sister Jianghua know," Jiang Cheng covered his face full of distressed expressions, "I am not in good health, if I know, it may add unnecessary damage to my already bad body. burden."

"It's not diagnosed yet! Just wait a moment!"

"In short, after the funeral, I will use the reason "Kagura went to a distant planet where I can't contact to study" to fool me. "

"No, the one you said is too early, it's not dead yet."

"Kagura—!!" Jiang Cheng covered his face and cried out in pain.

"Hey! You're almost done! You're not dead yet!"

"Yueyue...get ready." Jiang Cheng lowered his head and continued softly in his eyes, "Although she is a bit mischievous, I know that Kagura has always been a good boy. How can I fix it!! "

Moon Wing: ...

"Also, the most important point," Jiang Cheng continued, "is that the right to hold the funeral must be won, for the funeral money... no, for the sake of giving Kagura a ride. After all, how can I say it... I'm also her little uncle!"

Looking at Jiang Cheng, who was covering his face and unable to hide his sad expression, Yue Yong replied coldly: "I would rather have your funeral done before doing that kind of thing. Don't worry, it will definitely happen." It is a beautiful funeral."

I don't know if it was a coincidence or I heard some Kagura from the nurse. At this time, it was very coincidental to stand outside Jiang Cheng's ward, sticking to the door and listening to the conversation between the two in the room.

[This... scum! ! ] Kagura, who was so angry that he was trembling all over, opened his eyes wide and cursed bitterly in his heart, 【I heard that you are hospitalized, and my lovely niece endured the pain to see you! I didn't expect to tell such an exaggerated joke! ! If this is the case, then... Let me really let you experience the feeling of losing this once in a millennium cute and invincible girl's niece...]

Boom boom.

Click——

"Little uncle," Kagura walked in with dull eyes and a soft expression wearing a hospital gown, "I heard that you are also hospitalized, so I'll take a look."

Looking at Jiang Cheng's unbelievable, shocked expression beyond words, Kagura secretly rejoiced: [Sure enough, even if you say that, but my little uncle really cares about me. 】

"No...God, Kagura..." Jiang Cheng raised his hand tremblingly, "You, what...what's wrong?"

"It's enough for little uncle to take care of himself." Kagura shook his head lightly, "My body...has..."

"Say, what are you talking about?" Jiang Chengli jumped off the hospital bed, and although he was sweating, he still laughed and said, "Hurry up, there are still some snacks and fruits here, eat..."

"Uncle, I'm sorry, I...don't have much appetite." As he spoke, Kagura covered his mouth and turned his face away and coughed twice.

At this time, Jiang Cheng's expression showed a bit of panic, and even Yue Yong's expression on the side became serious.

"I just want to get closer to my little uncle in this short time." Kagura turned around with soft eyes, making Kugimiya speak in very natural Mandarin, "After all... in this On earth, my little uncle is my only family."

"Then what, Kagura...you...don't scare little uncle," Jiang Cheng said with a trembling voice, and slowly stretched out his hand, "No, are you okay? First, you must be joking with me, right? "

"I'm sorry, little uncle..." Kagura raised his head and looked at Jiang Cheng softly in his eyes, "It's...satisfied to see you in this few dying days."

After finishing speaking, Kagura turned around slowly and backed out, leaving only Jiang Cheng who raised his hand with an expression of disbelief, and Yue Yong who was also somewhat disbelieving.

[Hey hey hey...] Kagura was overjoyed, 【How is it? Are you in pain? Are you in pain because you're about to lose me? Are you out of the mood for joking? 】

Plop! !

Yue Yong: "Doctor! Hey! Hurry up! Breathing and heartbeat stopped! Hey——!! Jiang Cheng, cheer up! Hey! Hey!"

Looking at the doctors rushing towards Jiang Cheng's ward, Kagura thought to himself: 【Do you care about me so much? ! Care enough to die? ! 】

…

The next day.

"Miss Kagura?" The nurse opened the door of Kagura's ward and asked at the same time, "How is your physical condition?"

Picking his teeth with a toothpick in one hand, while supporting Kagura with the other hand, whose belly is bigger than that of a pregnant woman pregnant with a football team, he replied feebly: "I always feel that my body is as heavy as a rock. I feel like I need to live in a hospital for about a week."

Looking at the two stacks of empty plates and Kagura's big belly in front of Kagura, the nurse asked, "Ah? Is this the obstetrics and gynecology department?"

At this moment, another nurse lady opened the door of Kagura's ward, and reminded with a smile: "Miss Kagura, someone is here to see you."

Hearing the sound, Kagura was startled, and then jumped out of bed instantly and threw all the empty plates downstairs through the window.

After doing all this, Kagura became aware of her stomach again, but before Kagura could think of a good way, Gintoki walked in and yelled at the same time.

"Kagura..."

Hearing the sound, Kagura didn't have time to think, and swooped onto the hospital bed and got into the bed.

"Yin...Yin sauce, why... why did you come to see me so early?"

Looking at Kagura lying on the hospital bed in a strange posture, panting and sweating profusely, Gintoki replied: "Ah... ah, we have all been hospitalized recently, are you okay? Your breathing is messy, Is it hard?"

"Yes... a bit..." Kagura reluctantly replied, "I have been feeling tight in my chest since yesterday, and I can't sleep."

"By the way... what's wrong with you?" Gintoki, who sat down on the chair in front of the hospital bed, tentatively asked Kagura who had reclined, "The quilt is all lifted."

"Because... because of the sun exposure!" Kagura hurriedly replied, "The whole body is swollen due to the sun exposure! You must not look at me now! I don't want you to see it either!"

Yinshi reluctantly twitched the corners of his mouth, and comforted: "God, Kagura... No, don't worry, you are that Kagura, you must have eaten too much, right? No one will find out."

[Actually, I really ate too much...] Kagura thought to himself.

"Also... Also, I have been living here since today."

"Huh?"

"It's cooler than the Master Room, it has air conditioning, and you can watch the nurses to your heart's content." Yinshi explained, then touched the back of his head and turned his face away slightly, "So you can relax Go to sleep, this is the same house as you live in."

【Hehehe... He is more considerate than usual, Aru~IndoMTL.com~ Kagura was delighted in his heart, and then once again showed his dull eyes, and replied in a weak voice: "Thank you, Yin Sauce... But I don't know how long I can stay with you, so I want to stay awake for a while and stay with you for a while."

"Don't, don't say stupid things," Yinshi got up slowly, turned around and walked towards the door, "Don't be cynical, I'm going to the commissary to buy a jump, do you want me to bring something?"

Looking at Gin who opened the door, Kagura replied softly: "Cu, pudding, I want to eat now."

"Pudding, right?" Yinshi slowly closed the door, and after a few tenths of a second, he opened the door panting again.

"Buy... I bought it." Yinshi raised the shopping bag in his hand.

When looking at Gin who was panting and sweating profusely, Kagura exclaimed in her heart: [It's too fast! ! This is the third floor, and the canteen is on the first floor, and Alu came back in an instant! ! Isn't this guy guilty because... I said that I want to stay with them for a while, so he has committed a serious crime, Aru? 】

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