Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 698: : Life is like a play!

Latest website: Looking at the chair next to the bed with Erlang's legs crossed, Kagura suddenly thought of something when he tried his best to hide himself although he was panting, and pretended to look at the JUMP silver in his hand indifferently.

【But... Maybe you can use him like Doraemon. ]

Thinking of this, Kagura, who had just opened the pudding, frowned slightly, and said in a very weak and apologetic tone: "I'm sorry, Gin-chan, I thought I could eat sweets, but my stomach Slightly disgusting, can you buy some sticky sour..."

Before the last word of milk was spoken, Yin Shi, who was sweating on his face, held up the convenience bag and asked out of breath, "Is it yogurt?"

【It's too fast! ! 】 Kagura exclaimed in his heart, 【It's so fast that Ji An appeared just before Nobita finished reciting Doraemon's name, Aru! It's just too fast...]

Thinking about it, Kagura looked at the strawberry milk in her hand, 【It wasn't the yogurt Aru that I bought back! ]

Kagura said with some distress: "Silver sauce... I said, this is yogurt before fermentation, it's too fast Aru."

"Ah, that's it," Gintoki replied while flipping through the jump in his hand, "I said why the content of the jump seems a little unclear, so it turns out it's next week."

【What happened? ? Are you running too fast to the commissary of the future? ! ]

"That, that's fine," Kagura smiled reluctantly, pretending to be very sensible, "Gin-chan, do you like strawberry milk? Let me drink it."

"Ah, I just drank it."

It was only then that Kagura realized that there was nothing more than an empty milk carton in his hand, and a nameless fire surged in his heart.

【Before sighing at your speed, this made me very angry! Didn't it just give me an empty box? ! ]

Click!

After crushing the milk carton into a ball and throwing it away, Kagura yawned: "Ha~ I feel a little sleepy after eating the pudding, Aru."

"Ah, what, I have something to tell you before you go to bed." Yin Shi put away the jump in his hand, and then asked with his chin raised, "Do you prefer a grand funeral or a secret funeral?"

【You are too impatient! ! ] Deeply complained frantically in his heart, and then replied with a black line: "I said sleep is not a long sleep, Aru."

"Hold, sorry, I didn't care about your feelings, I didn't mean you." Yin Shi hurriedly apologized, and then made a gesture of money with his right hand and a serious expression on his face, "This is what I said. things."

【The one that doesn't have to worry about my feelings, okay? ! 】 Kagura cursed in his heart.

"It would be better if the bird was buried." Ginshi said calmly, rubbing the back of his head.

Kagura looked out the window with gentle eyes, and said softly, "Gin-chan, you...would I be calm when I die?"

"How is that possible!"

"That's right, I'm weak, I'll be dead soon." Saying that, Kagura looked at the lush tree outside the window, "Yes, the tree that the window can see. , on that tree..."

The little ape, who was holding the trunk of the big tree, looked at Kagura and Ginshi in the ward and shouted dissatisfiedly: "That kid! He was alone with Gin-sang..."

Ignoring Little Ape's unhappy cries, Kagura continued: "When the pervert on that tree falls to the ground, my life should also wither..."

Before Kagura could finish speaking, a foot in a black boot suddenly broke into the camera and kicked Little Ape's head into the tree trunk.

"Don't, don't worry," said Gintoki, who was panting from the window of the ward, pointing at the little ape, "Look, the pervert is still hanging on the tree so energetically!"

"No, they're not at all energetic, Aru. It's not about that." Kagura squinted Doudou's eyes and returned, and then looked out of the window at a certain person in a Shinsengumi uniform whose head was covered in glasses. The perverted stalker whose sister smashed into the ground, "That pervert is already in the ground."

In an instant, the silver twig, which was inserted into Kondo's thighs, appeared in the picture, and then the picture changed again.

Standing at the ward window, unable to tell whether it was sweat from tiredness or some kind of cold sweat on his face, he panted and looked at Kondo with two hands below and said, "Don't worry! Look! Perverted After landing, another metamorphosis blossomed!"

"It's not that one," Kagura said, looking at an uncle in sunglasses who had been hanged on a tree trunk, "Look at that, he was really hanged."

"That one was hanged from the beginning." Gintoki replied casually.

"Ah, so..."

"Hey! Aren't you here to save me?!" Sunglasses expressed such dissatisfaction.

"Look, everyone has come to visit you, so you're in good spirits." Yin Shi hurriedly turned around and comforted her, "Seeing the loss on your face, everyone will laugh at you."

Seeing Ginshi's panicked appearance, Kagura thought to himself: [Looks like he is really reflecting on Aru, forget it, there's no way. ]

"Yeah! I'm feeling a little bit refreshed for some reason!"

Kagura clenched his fist and pretended to have recovered a bit of energy, but just after speaking, he suddenly couldn't hold back and spit it out loudly.

"God, Kagura!!" Yin Shi shouted in surprise.

【Oops, I was too greedy and ate too much Aru! 】 Kagura covered his mouth and exclaimed in surprise, then stood up slowly, trying to hide it by going to the toilet or something.

"Are you okay?! Really okay! By the way... what's going on with your stomach?"

Hearing the sound, Kagura, who just got up and didn't have time to take two steps, looked down at his undigested belly, and his forehead instantly turned black.

"Woo! Good, so uncomfortable!! Consciousness... is getting farther and farther, Aru!" Kagura, whose face suddenly changed, shouted in pain, and then fell on the bed with wide eyes and mouth open with a stiff expression. .

After falling down, Kagura spit out a little filth again, and then the back of his neck was twisted, and there was no sound at all.

"Hey-!! Kagura!!" Yinshi shouted, and then hurried out of the ward, shouting in panic: "Hey! Doctor! Come on someone!"

Afterwards, Ginto rushed to the hospital bed again, holding Kagura's hand and shouting, "Kagura! Hey! Cheer up! Kagura-!!"

[It's bad, Aru,] Kagura was completely panicked, [Although it was said to be fooled, it turned out to be in a critical state! I didn't want to act like this, what should I do? What should I do! ]

……

A Miao, Xin Ba Ha, and Dingchun, who hurried over, opened the door of the ward and saw Gintoki with a lost expression and the doctors and nurses who were frowning at the side.

"Silver, Yinsang, where about God and Kagura-chan?" Shinbaha asked out of breath.

Ginshi didn't answer, but the sadness in his eyes already represented some kind of answer.

Xin Ba Ha, who walked in slowly, looked at Kagura who was lying on the hospital bed with a very bad expression, his eyes widened and he had already used a ventilator and a life detector, and his shoulders trembled slightly.

"God... Kagura-chan... Kagura-chan-!!"

"Why..." A Miao covered her mouth in grief, her pupils still trembling, and she murmured in disbelief, "Why did it become like this?"

Boom! !

When his fist slammed hard against the silver on the wall, he lowered his head with a black face and said in a trembling voice, "It's all my fault...If I had found out sooner...Damn! Damn it! Damn it-!! "

Feeling the atmosphere in the room, Kagura exclaimed again: [Ah, bad Aru, this, this atmosphere is too heavy, this is exactly the atmosphere of visiting patients before dying! Now, how could I possibly say it! Even if I tear my mouth apart, I can't tell that this is a simple cold! Obviously it shouldn't be like this, I didn't plan to act like this at all!

Why did Mao become like this? If it goes on like this, the atmosphere will become heavier and heavier! It's getting harder and harder to tell the truth! I must say it earlier, but, but no matter how much I defend it, I can foresee that I will be beaten to a critical state by them next time, Aru! I must find a way to find the right time and find a way to make my condition develop in a better direction Aru! Hey, hey doctor, please help me! ]

"Heartbeat and pulse are both normal," the doctor looked at the life detector in front of him with his chin up, and continued to analyze: "I didn't expect to fall into a coma, this is the Night Rabbit Clan disease? Our medicine cannot cure it.”

【No, I'm just pretending to be sick. Just give me some medicine or suppository, and I'll pretend to be cured! ]

"I'm very sorry," the doctor walked out of the ward with heavy steps, and also declared his powerlessness, "at least please encourage her by her side."

Seeing the doctor walking away, Kagura exclaimed in her heart: [Aren't you a doctor? ! Can't you think of a way--! ]

After the doctor and nurse left, the atmosphere in the ward became extremely heavy again.

"Kagura-chan..." Shinpachi shouted with tears in his eyes, "Hold on! Open your eyes!"

【I can't open it anymore! Eyes are dry! Let me get back to normal now! ! ]

Shinhachi cries: "Please! Come back soon! Kagura-chan!"

【I can come back anytime, please give me a chance! Please! ]

"Kagura-chan!" Amy cried out.

"Ow~!" Dingchun cried.

【Yes! Just pretend to wake up from a deep sleep under the desperate call of everyone! 】 Kagura had an idea.

A-Miao: "Kagura sauce—!"

Shinhachi: "Kagura-chan!"

Dingchun: "Ow!"

Listening to the calls coming and going in her ears, Kagura gradually relaxed and prayed in her heart: [One more time! Just do it again! ]

"God..." Yin Shi was about to start shouting, but just after he shouted a word, he was stopped by Granny Denshi who suddenly opened the door.

"Enough is enough, this kid has worked hard."

Stepping into the house, Granny Dengshi said with an unbearable look of grief, "Let her... go in peace."

【What kind of mouth do you have! Smelly old woman! One more call and I'll be back to my soul! ]

"Mother Dengshi..." Xin Baji burst into tears and looked at Granny Dengshi with a sad face.

"Don't cry, don't you feel ashamed?" Granny Dengshi forced a sad smile and scolded, "Just smile at the last moment, can't you send her away with a smile?"

Looking at the mother-in-law Denshi, who was sobbing with her handkerchief out while talking, Kagura complained in her heart: [Don't give up so early, okay? There is help! I'm still in good spirits! ]

Xiaoyu, who followed Granny Denshi and Catherine, slowly walked to the door and said at the same time, "I know you are all very uncomfortable, but instead of spending the rest of the time sadly, we behave more like Some of us, Kagura-sama will be happy?"

【No, you said it beautifully, but it was too early to give up? ]

"Xiaoyu is right," Katherine also showed a rare expression of regret, "The more it is at this time, the more she has to show her the daily life she loves. Mr. Sakata..."

Speaking, Catherine came behind Gintoki, patted Gintoki's shoulder with one hand, and reached out to Gintoki with the other.

"Please pay last month's rent."

【What is the rent urging! Is it time to rush the rent now, Aru? ! ]

Boom! !

When I punched the silver on the wall again, I lowered my head and said, "It's all my fault, it's all my fault for hitting Brother Paqing..."

【It's really your fault! Too heavy! Have you ever staged such a heavy rent collection drama before? ]

"Really?" Granny Denise said with her arms crossed, "Then, for the sake of Kagura, this time it will be treated as a gift for the funeral, and your rent will be waived."

"Ah...then I have to thank Kagura." Gintoki said with some relief.

"It's not Kagura, it's your funeral."

"I'm willing to bow down." Yin Shi replied with his hips on his shoulders, and then laughed with Granny Denshi.

【Laughing fart? There should be a limit to black humor, right? ]

“Hey hahahahaha…”

Listening to Katherine's shrill laughter, Kagura was furious: [You are laughing! Slaughtered, believe it or not! ]

……

I don't know when the dark clouds gathered to cover the originally clear sky. At the same time as the muffled thunder sounded, the rain... also fell. Although it was not big, it did not stop at all, just like the heavy atmosphere in the ward. .

[They gave up completely...] Kagura thought to himself, [In this case, Aru can't be saved at all! Come on someone! No one believes that I'm not dead yet and is willing to encourage and encourage me? ! ]

Click——

"Hey, isn't it the last moment?" Jiang Cheng, holding a document bag, appeared out of breath at the door of the ward.

【Little uncle——! I have never respected you and liked you as much as I do now! faster! The only one who can save me now is you! ]

"Jiang Chengsang..." Xin Ba Hao looked back and wiped his tears, "What is that? Is it the collected body information about the Yetu clan?"

【Huh? Wait... if it's that kind of thing, wouldn't I be bad? It will definitely be dismantled, right? How to do? ]

"No, it's not that kind of thing." Jiang Cheng shook his head, then closed the door and walked over slowly, and sat down under the hospital bed.

【Ah...that's great, it's not that kind of thing is really great, so don't waste the rest of the time, as long as there are still people who haven't given up on me, little uncle! please! give me a shout! ]

"That, Kagura..." Jiang Cheng bit his lower lip, and then looked at Kagura with tears in his eyes.

【Huh? What's with this look? What look is this? ]

"I know, although it's a little naughty, but it's always a good boy." Jiang Cheng continued softly, and then took out the documents in the document bag, "So...you must not let it Sister Jiang Hua knows this kind of thing that may make her body unable to bear it?"

【Huh? ]

"Sa, this is the study abroad document I got today," Jiang Cheng continued with soft eyes, and at the same time gently picked up Kagura's hand and pressed a fingerprint on it~IndoMTL.com~ If you come here, even if Sister Jiang Hua comes to Earth later, she will think that you are still alive and healthy because of this document, but you just went to a remote planet. "

【Have you given up too? ! You disgusting sister-in-law! ! ]

"Everyone..." Jiang Cheng stood up slowly, and then bowed solemnly to everyone present, "Please, if there is such a day, I hope you can hide sister Jiang Hua with me. Sister's body... I really can't stand such a blow. Can everyone just go to a remote planet to study as Kagura?"

【Hey—! ! ]

"Don't worry, we will keep it a secret." Granny Denise replied, and then looked at Kagura, "I know, Kagura definitely doesn't want to make her mother's health worse because of her own affairs. "

"Thank you, Kagura." Jiang Cheng said softly.

【Thank you for your head! By the way, is your only mother in your head? ! I don't care at all? ! Having said that, it's worse over there, I'm going to die here, hey! ! ]