Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 698: : Life is like a play!

Seeing Erlang sitting on the chair next to the bed with his legs crossed, panting but trying to hide himself, pretending to be indifferent looking at the JUMP silver in his hand, Kagura suddenly thought of something.

【But... Maybe he can be used as a Doraemon. 】

Thinking of this, Kagura who had just opened the pudding frowned slightly, and said in an extremely weak and apologetic tone: "I'm sorry, Silver Sauce, I thought I could eat sweets, but my stomach It's a little disgusting, can I buy some viscous acid..."

Before the last word of milk was uttered, Yin Shi, with sweat running down his face, held up the convenience bag and asked pantingly, "Is it yogurt?"

[It's too fast! ! ] Kagura exclaimed inwardly, 【Aru appeared as fast as Kian just before Nobita finished saying Doraemon's name! It's just too fast...]

Thinking about it, Kagura looked at the strawberry milk in his hand, 【The one I bought wasn't yogurt, Alu either! 】

Kagura said with some distress: "Silver sauce... I said, this is yogurt before fermentation, it's too fast, Aru."

"Ah, that's it," Yinshi replied while looking at the jump in his hand, "I said why the content of the jump looks a little unclear, so it turns out that it's from next week."

[What's going on? ? Did you run too fast to the commissary of the future? ! 】

"Well, forget it," Kagura smiled reluctantly, pretending to be very sensible and said, "Silver sauce, do you like strawberry milk? Let me drink it."

"Ah, I just drank it."

It was only then that Kagura realized that there was nothing more than an empty milk box in his hand, and an unknown fire surged in his heart.

【Before lamenting your speed, this made me very angry! Didn't it just give me an empty box? ! 】

Click!

After crumpling the milk carton into a ball and throwing it away, Kagura yawned: "Ha~ I feel a little sleepy after eating the pudding, Aru."

"Ah, so what, I have something to tell you before you go to bed." Yinshi put away the jump in his hand, and then propped his chin and asked: "Do you prefer a grand funeral or a secret funeral?"

【You are too impatient! ! ] Deep in his heart, he complained wildly, and then replied with black lines all over his head: "The sleep I'm talking about is not eternal sleep, Alu."

"Holding, I'm sorry, I didn't worry about your feelings, I didn't mean you." Yinshi hastily apologized, and then made a money gesture with his right hand while showing a serious expression, "I said this things."

【The one who doesn't worry about my feelings, okay? ! 】 Kagura cursed in her heart.

"It would be even better if the bird could be buried." Yinshi said calmly while touching the back of his head.

Kagura looked out of the window with gentle eyes, and said softly: "Silver sauce, you...will you be calm even if I die?"

"How is it possible!"

"That's right, I'm frail, I'm going to die soon." Saying that, Kagura looked at the lush tree outside the window, "Yes, the tree that can be seen from the window , on that tree..."

The little ape who was hugging the trunk of the big tree looked at Kagura and Gintoki in the ward and yelled dissatisfiedly: "That little brat! He was alone with Gin-san..."

Ignoring the little ape's annoyed yelling, Kagura continued: "When the pervert on that tree falls to the ground, my life will also wither..."

Before Kagura finished speaking, a foot wearing black boots suddenly broke into the camera and kicked the little ape's head into the tree trunk.

"Don't, don't worry," the panting Yinshi stood at the window of the ward and pointed at the little ape, "Look, the pervert is still hanging on the tree with so much energy!"

"No, he is not energetic at all, Aru. It's not about that." Kagura returned with narrowed eyes, and then looked out of the window at a person wearing a Shinsengumi uniform with glasses on his head My sister smashed into the perverted stalker on the surface, "That pervert has already been planted in the ground."

In an instant, Gintomo, who inserted the flowering branch into Kondo's buttocks, appeared in the screen, and then the screen turned again.

Standing at the window of the ward, unable to tell whether it was the sweat from exhaustion or some kind of cold sweat on his face, Ginshi panted and looked at Kondo, who was holding a bee with both hands below, and said, "Don't worry! Look! Pervert After landing, another pervert blossomed!"

"It's not that," Kagura said as he said, looking at an uncle with sunglasses who had hanged himself from a tree trunk, "Look at that, he was really hanged."

"That one was hanged from the beginning." Yinshi replied with a casual expression.

"Ah, so..."

"Hey! Don't you all come to save me?!" Sunglasses expressed such dissatisfaction.

"Look, everyone has come to visit you, please be more energetic." Yinshi hurriedly turned around and comforted him, "Everyone will laugh at you when you see the disappointment on your face."

Looking at Yinshi's flustered appearance, Kagura thought to himself: [It seems that he is really reflecting on Alu, forget it, there is no way. 】

"Well! Somehow, I feel a little refreshed!"

Kagura clenched her fists and pretended that she had regained some energy, but just after she finished speaking, she suddenly couldn't hold back and spit it out with a loud wow.

"God, Kagura!!" Gintoki on the side exclaimed loudly.

[Oops, I was too greedy and ate too much all of a sudden, Aru! 】 Kagura covered her mouth and exclaimed in her heart that something was wrong, then slowly stood up, trying to cover up by going to the toilet or something.

"Are you all right?! Really all right! By the way... what's going on with your stomach?"

Hearing the sound, Kagura, who just got up and hadn't had time to take two steps, looked down at her big belly that hadn't been fully digested, and her forehead instantly turned black.

"Wooah! Good, so uncomfortable!! Consciousness... gradually drifting away, Aru!" Kagura, whose face suddenly changed, shouted in pain, and then fell on the bed stiffly with his eyes wide open and his mouth wide open. .

After falling down, Kagura spit out a little filth again, then tilted his neck, and there was no sound at all.

"Hey! Kagura!!" Yinshi yelled, and then hurriedly rushed out of the ward, yelling in panic: "Hey! Doctor! Come someone!"

Afterwards, Gintoki rushed to the hospital bed again, holding Kagura's hand and shouting: "Kagura! Hey! Cheer up! Kagura——!!"

[Too bad, Aru,] Kagura was completely panicked, [Although it was said to be a fool, it turned out to be in a critical condition! I didn't expect to act like this, what should I do? What should I do! 】

…

A Miao, Xin Baji, and Dingchun who came running in a hurry, opened the door of the ward, and they saw Yin Shi with a disappointed expression on his face, and the doctor and nurse standing aside frowning helplessly.

"Yin, Yinsang, where is Shen, Kagura-chan?" Xin Baji asked panting.

Yin Shi didn't answer, but the sadness in his eyes already represented some kind of answer.

Xin Hachi, who walked in slowly, looked at Kagura, who was lying on the hospital bed with a very bad expression, his eyes wide open and already on the ventilator and life detector, his shoulders trembled slightly.

"God... Kagura-chan... Kagura-chan-!!"

"Why..." A Miao covered her mouth in grief, her pupils were still trembling, and murmured in disbelief, "Why did it become like this?"

Boom! !

When he smashed his fist hard against the silver on the wall, he lowered his head and darkened his face, and said in a trembling voice: "It's all my fault... If I could have found out earlier...Damn it! Damn it! You bastard——!! "

Feeling the atmosphere in the room, Kagura exclaimed again in his heart: [Ah, bad, Aru, this, this atmosphere is too heavy, this is exactly the atmosphere of visiting patients before dying! Now, how could I possibly be able to speak out! Even if I tear my mouth apart, I can't tell that this is a simple hot cold! Obviously it shouldn't be like this, I never planned to act like this!

Why did Mao become like this? If this continues, the atmosphere will become more and more heavy! It will become harder and harder to tell the truth! I must, I must say it earlier, but, but no matter how much I try to explain, I can foresee that I will be beaten to a critical condition by them, Aru! I must find a way to find the right time, and find a way to make my condition develop in a better direction, Alu! Hey, hey doctor, you can help me! 】

"Heartbeat and pulse are normal," the doctor propped his chin and looked at the life detector in front of him, still analyzing in his mouth, "I didn't expect to fall into a coma, this is the night rabbit family. Is it a disease? Our medicine cannot cure it.”

【No, I'm just pretending to be sick. If you give me some medicine or suppositories, I'll pretend to be cured! 】

"I'm very sorry," the doctor walked towards the door of the ward with heavy steps, and at the same time announced his helplessness, "at least please encourage her by her side."

Looking at the doctor walking away slowly, Kagura exclaimed in her heart: 【Aren't you a doctor? ! Can't you think of a way—! 】

After the doctors and nurses left, the atmosphere in the ward became extremely heavy again.

"Kagura-chan..." Xinbaji cried out with tears in his eyes, "Hold on! Open your eyes!"

【I can't open it anymore! Eyes are dry! Get me back to normal now! ! 】

Xin Hachi cried: "Please! Come back quickly! Kagura-chan!"

【I can come back anytime, please give me a chance! Please! 】

"Kagura-chan!" A Miao cried.

"Aww~!" Dingchun howled.

[Right! Just pretend to wake up from a deep sleep under everyone's desperate call! 】 Kagura had an idea.

A Miao: "Kagura-chan!"

Xin Bachi: "Kagura-chan!"

Dingchun: "Oh!"

Hearing the calls one after another in his ears, Kagura gradually relaxed and prayed in his heart: 【Do it again! Do it again! 】

"God..." Yinshi was about to shout, but was stopped by Granny Dengshi who suddenly opened the door after shouting a word.

"Enough is enough, this kid has worked hard."

Stepping into the house, Dengshi's mother-in-law said, "Let her... go quietly."

[What kind of mouth do you have! Smelly old woman! Call again and I will be able to return to my soul, hey! 】

"Grandma Dengshi..." Xin Baji was crying, and looked at Granny Dengshi with a sad face.

"Don't cry, don't you lose face?" Granny Dengshi forced a smile to hide her grief and cursed, "At the last moment, just smile, can't you send her away with a smile?"

Looking at the mother-in-law who took out her handkerchief and sobbed as she talked, Kagura complained in her heart: 【Don't give up so early, okay? There is help! I'm still very energetic! 】

Xiaoyu, who was following Granny Dengshi and Catherine, slowly closed the door and said out loud at the same time, "I know everyone is having a hard time, but instead of spending the rest of the time sadly, we behaved more like If we have some, Master Kagura will be happy, right?"

【No, you said this beautifully, but you gave up a little too early, right? 】

"Xiaoyu is right." Catherine also showed a rare expression of regret, "The more it is at this time, the more she has to see the daily life she loves. Mr. Sakata..."

Speaking, Catherine came behind Yinshi, patted Yinshi's shoulder with one hand, and stretched out the other hand towards Yinshi.

"Please pay last month's rent."

【What kind of rent reminder! Is it time to press the rent, Aru? ! 】

Boom! !

Yin Shi, who punched the wall again, lowered his head and couldn't bear it and said: "It's all my fault, it's all my fault for hitting Brother Paqing..."

【It's really your fault! It's too heavy! Has such a heavy rent-collecting drama been staged before? 】

"Really?" Grandma Dengshi folded her hands and said, "Then for the sake of Kagura, this time it will be treated as a gift money for the funeral, and your rent will be exempted."

"Ah... Then I have to thank Kagura." Gintoki said with some relief.

"It's not Kagura, it's your funeral."

"I'm willing to bow down." Yinshi replied with his hips on his arms, and then laughed together with Grandma Dengshi.

[Laughing fart? There should be a limit to black humor, right? 】

"Hey ha ha ha ha ha..."

Hearing Catherine's shrill laughter, Kagura became angry: [You are laughing fart! Believe it or not! 】

…

Dark clouds gathered at some point covered the originally clear sky, and at the same time as the muffled thunder rang, the rain... also fell, although it was not heavy, but without any pause, just like the heavy atmosphere in the ward .

[They gave up completely...] Kagura thought to himself, 【This way things can't be saved for Alu! Come on someone! No one believes that I'm not dead yet and is willing to encourage and encourage me? ! 】

Click——

"Hey, it's not the last moment yet, right?" Jiang Cheng, holding a file bag, appeared at the door of the ward panting.

[Little uncle——! I have never respected you or loved you like I do now! faster! The only one who can save me now is you! 】

"Jiang Chengsang..." Xin Baji turned his head and looked at the past, then wiped his tears, "What is that? Is it the collected physical information about the Yetu clan?"

[Hey? Wait...wouldn't I be in trouble if it was something like that? It will definitely be dismantled, right? what to do? 】

"No, it's not that kind of thing." Jiang Cheng shook his head, then closed the door and walked over slowly, and sat down under the hospital bed.

【Ah... that's great, it's not that kind of thing is really great, then don't waste the rest of the time, as long as there are people who haven't given up on me, it's fine, little uncle! please! Give me a shout! 】

"Well, Kagura..." Jiang Cheng bit his lower lip, then looked at Kagura gently with tears in his eyes.

[Hey? What's with this look? What kind of look is this? 】

"I know, although he is a bit naughty, he has always been a good boy." Jiang Cheng continued softly, and then took out the documents in the document bag, "So...you definitely don't want to let him Sister Jiang Hua knows that this kind of thing may make her body unbearable?"

[Hey? 】

"Sa, this is the study abroad document I got today," Jiang Cheng continued with soft eyes, and at the same time gently picked up Kagura's hand and pressed a fingerprint on it, "In this way, ~IndoMTL.com~Even if Sister Jianghua came to the earth later, she would think that you are still alive and healthy because of this kind of document, but you just went to a remote planet.”

【Have you given up too? ! You disgusting sister-in-law! ! 】

"Everyone..." Jiang Cheng stood up slowly, and then bowed solemnly to everyone present, "Please, if there is such a day, I hope you can hide Sister Jianghua with me. Sister's body... I really can't stand such a blow. Can everyone treat it as Kagura and just go to a remote planet to study?"

[Hey——! ! 】

"Don't worry, we will keep it a secret." Mother-in-law Dengshi replied, and then looked at Kagura, "I know, Kagura definitely doesn't want to make her mother's physical condition worse because of her own affairs. "

"Thank you, Kagura." Jiang Cheng said softly.

【Thank you for your size! By the way, is your mother the only thing on your mind? ! am i totally okay? ! Having said that, it's just worse over there, I'm going to die here, hey! ! 】

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