Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 699: : You can’t choose a birth, but you can still choose a funeral!

Latest website: "Kagura, don't worry anymore," Jiang Cheng sat down in front of the bed again, and lightly held Kagura's little hand with both hands, showing an unusually gentle expression, and said softly. Di continued: "You don't have to worry about your mother anymore, leave the rest to me."

【No, now I'm more worried about my own affairs Aru! ]

"So...it's no longer necessary to hold on, sleep..." As he said, Jiang Cheng turned his face away and showed an unbearable expression, and tears gradually emerged from the corners of his eyes, "Go to sleep..."

【Are you trying to make me die sooner? ! Or do you think I'm just holding my breath because I'm worried about my mom? Not any more! ]

"So that's the case, so I'm holding on because I'm worried about Mrs. Jiang Hua..." Shin Baha looked at Kagura with a soft expression, and said softly, "Really, I don't even know what to say, this Stupid..."

【Stop, in short, hurry up and stop for me! This atmosphere is not right! It's like "don't worry about those things, so let's get rid of it soon"! Hello! ! ]

"What a good boy..." Grandma Dengshi raised her face and sighed softly, "Enough is enough, leave the matter over there to Jiang Chengjun, myself...it's time to take a good rest."

Speaking, Granny Dengshi couldn't help but turned her face away and covered her mouth with a handkerchief and sobbed.

【End, it’s not right at all! ! ! ]

"Kagura, I'm not the only one, everyone will help with Sister Jiang Hua's affairs." Jiang Cheng continued softly, "So...you don't have to force yourself, close...close your eyes and sleep comfortably. Well."

【The fire is big... the fire is big! I really want to get up and beat him Aru! How to do? How to do! ]

"Sleep!" ×n

【Ah ah ah ah ah ah! ! ]

"The last point," Jiang Cheng stood up, wiped the corners of his eyes, then narrowed his eyes and pretended to be strong and smiled, "Everyone, as Kagura's only relative on Earth, I hope... Kagura You can give me the funeral. I know, Kagura must have hoped so from the bottom of my heart."

【No, you don't know anything, I just want to live well Aru! In other words, I'm not sick at all! ]

"Wait," Yinshi raised his head, showing a rare expression of unbearable expression, tears flashing in his eyes, shook his head and replied, "Actually... Kagura said before that she hoped that I could hold it for her. It's a funeral, so please, in the end, will those of us who are not family members, but are more than family members, give her the last ride? Please..."

【I didn't say anything! ]

"You probably remembered it wrong, Gintoki." Jiang Cheng turned his head and looked at Kagura on the hospital bed with gentle eyes, "Actually, I made an agreement with Kagura a long time ago," I've made an appointment! My uncle must help me organize Aru for my funeral!" I will never forget it. "

Speaking, Jiang Cheng's shoulders trembled uncontrollably, and he lowered his head and covered his eyes in grief.

【What the **** kind of agreement! Would anyone make such an agreement? ! There should be a limit to lying! In other words, don't show that expression like "I believe it"! Don't think adding Aru is what I said! ]

"Maybe that's the case..." Gintoki looked at Kagura on the hospital bed with a soft expression, "But...the next day, she made a new promise with me, "Sure enough...I still want to Let Gin-chan hold a funeral for me, Aru." Said that. "

【Speaking of your head! How could someone say such a thing! By the way, can you stop believing it so easily? I said don't think adding an Aru is what I said! ! ]

"Yinshi, in fact, I forgot to say it just now..." Jiang Cheng shook his head gently, then raised his head and closed his eyes, showing a bit of reluctance, and continued softly: "On the third day, Kagura ran to Yoshihara and said coquettishly like a child, "No, I really hope my uncle can help me hold the funeral Aru."

【Can't you cherish me while you're alive? ! Why are you arguing about who will hold the funeral after you die? I can't understand it at all! By the way, do you believe it again? Do you believe in Aru again because of the addition of Aru? ! ]

"How could I not know about this kind of thing?" Yin Shi sighed lightly, with a bit of emotion on his face, raised his head as if he was feeling something, and continued softly: "But in the fourth "But it seems that the funeral held by Gin-chan is more interesting, Aru, so I'd better let Gin-chan come Aru. After the agreement, I will not change Aru, and I will never say anything about this kind of thing after that. Talk about Aru." He said that. "

【Too long! There is Aru in every sentence! Aru is too much! I don't have so many Aru when I speak myself! By the way... why do you believe it again! Am I Aru? Is it enough to have Aru? As long as there is Aru, it means that what I said is undoubtedly Aru? ! ]

"So she's also very distressed..." Jiang Cheng looked out the window with sad eyes, "on the fifth day, he ran to me, "What should I do? Little uncle? Yesterday said something like that, Aru, Actually, in my heart, I want my uncle to hold a funeral for me, Aru." It's really cute that Aru said such words like a troubled girl in adolescence. "

【The two of you are outrageous than the other! By the way, Aru said too much, did he accidentally bring it into his own words? ! And why don't you look at me and say? Is it because you can't stand my straight gaze? ! And... I said, don't trust me so easily! ! ]

"Yes, Aru," Yinshi slowly came to the window, opened the window and looked at the dark sky, "It's really a stupid little girl, Aru, "I'm sorry, Gin-chan, I am I accidentally talked about the funeral again, Aru, but after thinking about it, I think it would be the best Aru to have Gin-chan hold the funeral for me." That night, she said Aru. Then the two of them pulled the hook and hanged... Stupid Aru! "

Speaking, Gintoki slammed the wall beside him with a heavy punch, and a bit of unbearableness appeared on his face again.

【In the end, did you bring it too? ! Can you stop? That kind of ghost agreement will only be made when you see a ghost! By the way, what is idiot Aru? ! I never said that! Are you calling me stupid? Yeah? ! ]

"Isn't that what children are like, Aru? One idea a day or something." Jiang Cheng walked slowly to the side of the wall, lowered his head and said softly with some emotion, "Accidentally told Yin Sauce made such a promise Aru, I am so distressed Aru, in fact, I still want my uncle to help me hold the funeral! This time will never change again!" Kagura said Aru. "

【Aren't you going to stop? ! The two of you have already started to become Aru! By the way, did you add Na as well? And... why did you believe it again! What the **** is going on with that confident expression! Although it is true that I usually say it, although it is true that I usually say it, that's all! ]

"Already... Enough Aru." Shinba Haw slowly came to another wall at this time.

【Have you used Alu too? ! Are you also Aruhua? ! ]

Shinbaha lowered her hair and said in a relieved voice, "Hey, aren't Jiang Chengsang or Yinsang the one who cares about Kagura-chan the most and also Kagura-chan's most? Do you think Kagura-chan is able to sleep peacefully under this kind of quarrel?"

【I'm still alive and well! ! ]

Xin Ba Hao's fists were gradually clenched, his shoulders trembled slightly, and a voice trembled at the same time: "It's fine once, or just this time, you two who quarrel when you meet can join hands to fight. Kagura smiled and sent off Aru?"

【Don't use Aru for me any more! Not suitable at all! Totally inappropriate! If you are so moved, you will become completely unmoved after adding it! By the way, why are you all covering your mouth and crying? ]

Jiang Cheng slowly shook his head, then raised his head and said with a hint of apology and some emotion: "I'm sorry, Kagura, little uncle just wanted to send you away, completely ignoring your feelings, I ...is really a bad adult, Aru."

"It's Aru," Gintoki also sighed softly in the same tone, "We... are indeed a bunch of bad adults, Aru."

【Please, Aru, stop! My embarrassment is about to commit Aru! By the way, is this how I feel when I say Aru? Is that the disgusting feeling? ! ]

"Ginshi, let's say goodbye to Kagura this time, just like Shin Baha said." Jiang Cheng turned around and slowly extended his hand towards Yinshi.

"Stupid... Idiot," Yinshi turned around, touched the back of his head, and a hint of embarrassment flashed across his face. After scolding in a low voice, he extended his hand reluctantly.

Looking at the hands that were gently clasped together, except for Kagura, all the people present showed a kind of faint smile of relief.

A Miao covered her mouth with a smile and said, "Yalieyalie, I didn't expect to see this scene one day."

"It's good to live for a long time." Granny Toshi snorted softly and said with some emotion, "The two adults have also grown up because of Kagura."

"That's right." Shin Baha nodded lightly and let out a sigh of relief.

Afterwards, the applause from several people was given to the two people who had temporarily forgotten their grievances.

【No way—! Why? ! Why did it become like this? What are you feeling! Why are you applauding? Why be moved? I don't get it at all! By the way, have you forgotten that I'm not dead yet? Completely forgot? ! ]

"Yinshi, if that's the case, let's work together for the same funeral this time." Jiang Cheng continued with some relief, and then smiled again, "But don't hold back."

"You are." Yin Shi also smiled.

【You two give me enough! ! What do you mean by dragging your feet? I'm still alive here, I'm your biggest hind leg, right? Hurry up and bring this to my attention! ! ]

Click——

Kubingei, who opened the sliding door and stepped into the ward, said aloud: "Hey, it's too early to give up now? Are you not Kagura's companions? The companions gave up so early, what did you ask her to do? Do you?"

Seeing Little Monkey and Yueyong who came with Kubei, Kagura's heart warmed: [Everyone... Are you all here to encourage me on the sickbed? ]

"In short, I will find a way to handle Aru's affairs. If no one is willing to take over, I can take over Aru."

【Is it this one? ! Is this what you're talking about? What do you mean by take over? ! Are you going to take over Aru's language skills? ! By the way, what kind of legacy is that Aru? ! ]

"Xiao Jiu..." A Miao covered her mouth and looked at Jiubingwei with a moved face.

Kubingei looked at Kagura on the bed with gentle eyes, and comforted softly: "Relax, Aru, I will inherit Aru's Aru well, although I may not be used to Aru, but... I will do my best. Aru."

【No, you use more than me! In other words, you used it before I died! Can't wait too! ]

"Wait a minute, is this enough?" Yueyong took off the cigarette pipe, closed her eyes and said softly, "Aren't there still things that are still too early to give up?" /

"No, that Aludu has already been inherited, is there anything else?" Xinbaha asked suspiciously.

【Is the meaning of my existence just Aru? ! ]

"No, there are more." Yueyong looked up at Kagura on the hospital bed.

【Moon Moon—! 】 Kagura was moved, 【As expected of Yoshihara's most observant woman! Found it? Finally found out? Help me, Yueyue——! ]

At this time, Yueyong stretched out her hand and took out several wrapped incense donations from her arms, "Actually, I have borrowed incense donations from others in advance, so let's use this money for the funeral."

【Are you talking about the funeral? ! I'm not dead yet, why do everyone think I'm dead! ]

"You guys..." A Miao burst into tears and looked at Yueyong and the others in a very moved way.

"I went to Yoshihara, the Yagyu clan, and a certain nit to raise the game funds for the second half of the year, so let's use it."

Yueyong handed over the incense coin in her hand.

Jiang Cheng suddenly noticed something and asked, "Hey, did you just say some game money?"

"No, no."

"No, you definitely said it? Just absolutely said the second half of the game money for a certain nit? I definitely heard it."

【Are you fighting over this kind of thing? Am I better than gaming? ! ]

"As expected of Yoshihara's first capable woman." Xiao Yuan praised.

"No way, I...will use this money well for the upcoming game...No, it's for the funeral." Jiang Cheng took the Xiangdian money handed over by Yueyong first, and thanked him softly.

【Do you want to use it to buy games? ! Are you thinking about having a funeral? ]

"Thank you, everyone..." Granny Dengshi covered her mouth, unable to stop her tears.

"You're very kind, don't you want to help each other at such a time?" Xiao Yuan removed his glasses and wiped his tears, and then continued with a forced smile, "So, everyone should cheer up!"

【It's me who needs to cheer up! ! ]

"Sarutobi, you haven't paid the incense yet, Aru." Kubei reminded.

【You stop me too! Aru or something is not suitable for you at all! ]

Boom! !

When facing the wall again and hammering the silver on the wall, I clenched my fist and said, "I'm sorry! I will repay this kindness with small steel balls!"

【Are you going to use them all for small steel balls? You didn't plan to have a funeral after all? ! ]

"Then you can delay my rent for a while." Deng Shi said, holding his hands.

"Yin Sang, I can also borrow you this month's salary." Xin Ba Hao said.

【Hey—! What a topic this has become! ]

Boom!

"Right... I'm sorry, Kagura, would you like a candy jar for your tomb?"

【Don't think that all the nonsense you are knocking on the wall to be handsome can count! ]

Kubei said: "Hey, are you planning to steal our incense offerings, Aru? I will never let you do this! These are the money we raised for Kagura-chan's funeral, Aru! "

Yin Shi lowered his head and replied, "We got the idea, but she said in her last words that she should put the ashes in a candy jar and sprinkle it in the parking lot."

"That's what I said." Jiang Cheng raised his face and sighed softly.

Yue Yong raised her brows and said coldly, "You two are going to be scattered there! If that's the case, Kagura won't be able to rest his eyes! There must be a grand ceremony to mourn her!"

Little Ape put his hands together and suggested, "Yes, the funeral will be held with Yinsang and I's wedding. Let's have a big one!"

"That's a good idea!" A Miao said with a smile, holding up a forefinger, "I can also scatter the ashes of these two idiots in the parking lot. I like it~"

"No, three idiots." Yueyong withdrew her hand and glanced coldly at Jiang Cheng, whose head was full of kunai on the ground.

Catherine suggested: "By the way, let's do some old lady's funeral too."

"Whose funeral are you talking about!!" Granny Denshi flew over and kicked him.

Listening to the noise in the room and the voices of everyone discussing the funeral, Kagura silently thought to himself: [They seem to be talking about the funeral, the topic is that I am dead It's based on the premise, this is what happened, I'm probably going to throw me directly into the coffin if I go on, I have to think of a way...]

At this moment, the door of the ward was pulled open again, and at the same time Sou Wu's voice came in.

"You're about to stop here."

Looking at Sogo, who was leaning against the door, Kagura was stunned for a while, then cold sweat dripped out of his face, and his pupils began to vibrate violently.

The next moment, Kagura saw Princess Chengya standing in front of Kondo and Shishi.

【Cheng Yejiang...and those few people...】

"God... Kagura-chan!" Princess Chengye cried out in grief, and then hurriedly trotted to the hospital bed.

"I'm sorry, Miss A Miao, we made our own decisions." Kondo opened his mouth with a hint of apology, and then closed his eyes, showing a bit of relief, "But we can't just sit back and watch."

"Don't worry, we're not here to send incense and lay money," Shi Shi said slowly with his cigarettes closed, "Just to protect Her Royal Highness."

"No, that kind of thing doesn't really matter anymore, the most important thing is to make money." Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi said with squinting eyes at the same time.

As soon as the words fell, the two were knocked out by Yueyong and A Miao at the same time.

[I didn't expect them to bring Cheng Yejiang, how could this be? 】 Kagura panicked in his heart.

"Every one of you are shouting about offering money or funerals. Shut up in front of the princess." Zong Wu walked in slowly with his trouser pockets in, stood at the end of the hospital bed, and continued softly: " She's not dead yet, right? How could she die because of a mere illness, Your Royal Highness, don't worry, she...she won't die until she has a showdown with me."

Hearing Zongwu's remarks, everyone present, including Yin Shi and Jiang Cheng, who were still fighting for incense and offering money, also stopped their movements~IndoMTL.com~ Mr. Chongtian is right. Princess Cheng Ye wiped her tears, then looked at Jiang Cheng and the others, and said with tears in her eyes: "So, everyone, please don't decide Kagura's funeral without authorization, don't be so arrogant, Kagura sauce is still alive, she Still breathing, she... let her decide her own funeral anyway! ! "

【No, Cheng Yejiang, you are the most excessive! What does it mean to decide your own funeral? ]

"Really, a good opponent and a good friend..." Jiang Cheng raised his head and continued with some relief, "Kagura... she is really happy."

"That's right." Yin Shi also sighed with relief.

【You two, shut up! ! ]

"Kagura sauce..." Princess Chengye looked sadly at Kagura on the hospital bed with tears in her eyes, "As long as it is your wish, I will do whatever it takes to realize it. How do you want to die? "

【Do you want me to choose a way to die while I'm alive? ! You are naturally shaking, and there must be a limit to natural shaking! Hey! ]